>and your other badge

>we were plan b

>reaches for his ankle dildo holder

>>80510450
Why is Pepe such a weirdo?

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>and your tactical prosthetic leg

>>80510484
you never did that?
I don't believe u

>and the horse you road in on

>and your other gun
>in English Doc

>>80510557
>goodbye horses starts playin

>and your other plane

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>we caught you on camera gordo, it's all over buddy

>>80510601
>I-I crashed it sir
>Damnit Bane I'm tired of your reckless methods but goddamnit do they get the job done

>identity of rapist/murderer/pedo is revealed
>looks like an average joe
>what did you expect, a monster?

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>and your other shitjug

>I should have known I would find you here

>>80510450

>frog pepe

What other kind of Pepe is there?

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>it's another frogposting episode of /tv/

God they really need to fire the writing team

>How did you know I did X?
>Wait hold up you did X?

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>go to vitnim
>idain me sart playng

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>>80510813
His form is infinite

>yes
>provide him with a fresh
>rectum

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>...oh no, i don't do drugs
>what?! here, you HAVE TO try this
>ohhhh...alrighttttt!

>>80510568
>"I WANT YOU OFF THE FORCE!"
>"In English Doc?"
>police chief draws a crude stick figure and door on a piece of paper, then draws an arrow from the figure to the door

>You can't kill him, you're the good guy
>If I don't kill him I'll be just as bad as he is!

>science guy explains black holes
>makes a tesseract

>>80510997
>Pokes a pencil through it

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>he's a loose cannon
>and he doesn't even get the job done

>>80511129
>but his dad is the boss so we've got to bear with him

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>and your other gf

>character sits down at a bar
>"I'll have a beer"
>it's just a shot away starts playing

>>80511199
>a woman sits a his side
>cut to black
>he's furiously masturbating in his room

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>>80511129
>Arrests an arrogant prick for a automobile related crime
>Is forced to release him because he is the son of an important man

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>you're a loose cannon
>and your other cannon

>>80511129
made me laugh for some reason

>>80510534
No I do that but I have the decency to wear a bra at least

>takes a toke off a joint
>Woooooaaaaahhhhhh
>...and your other joint

>>80511367
post tits, honey

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>>80511385

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>>80510840
>>80510789
>>80510450

>time for plan b
>whats plan b
>THAT WAS PLAN B

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Mobster dinner scene:
>Aye Frankie, pass the lasagna
>Ma! Where's the spaghetti?

>>80511601
>Gabagool

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>italians
>they're actually southern italians

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>San Francisco scene
>Sounds of men having sex start playing

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>I like this kid, he's got balls
>HOWEVER, you don't talk to a gangsta like that
>*rips off his balls*

>>80511945
>and your other balls

>>80511283
holy fuck i actually burst out laughing
fuck i love these threads

>>80511932
art imitates life

>>80511283
>you're a loose cannon

in english doc

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>Cannon gets loose
>You're a loose cannon!

>>80512103
kek

>>80512225
>anon almost gets quads
>check these

-- on the firing range --
[Older Male Cop presents his service pistol to the new female recruit]
Older Male Cop: This is a Glock 40, have you ever shot a gun bef-
[Young Female Recruit takes his Glock 40, adeptly disassembles the pistol, then reassembles it, then loads it and unloads the whole clip into the paper target, getting nothing but bulleyes]
Young Female Recruit: Not bad, I think I'll hang onto this one
[Young Female Recruit holsters pistol and leaves the firing range, swaying her hips left to right and right to left as she does]
[Older Male Cop remains standing there, eyes wide in shock]

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>Horror movie
>Closes the bathroom cabinet
>Monster's reflection appears

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>>80509991
What?

It's "and your gun" you fucking retard

>>80511199
Laughed at this for about 10 seconds.

>>80512464
Name seven movies where this happens.

>>80512432
>swaying her hips left to right
its too real
>Older Male Cop and his colleague turn to look at each other with expressions of shock

>>80512548
your house right now

don't check under the bed ;)

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>Twin brother and sister
>Sister was born minutes before the brother

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>>80512467
>Name something white and sticky that goes inside your wife's womb

>>80512560
Good addition, I was originally going to go with Older Male Cop looks directly at the camera and silently mouthes the word "Wow" but I think that was just a gay porno I watched

>>80511199
Lost

>>80509991
>Character is in a coma
>Nurse is shaving his beard
>Suddenly he wakes up, she nicks his balls
>Yeah, she was shaving his balls

>>80512713
Kek

>>80512491
>>80512686
Both me btw

>>80512548
Phantasm
Halloween 2
The Omen

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>>80512769

>>80511433
Nice tits desu

>>80512784
>>80512769
>>80512491
>>80512686
aII me

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>Girl opens bathroom cabinet
>Sinister music intensifies
>Nothing happens when she closes it
>Drops toothbrush on the floor
>Bends down to pick it up
>No music
>Gets back up
>BOO! Monster in the mirror!

>>80509991
>character takes credit for someone else's work
>it ain't me starts playing

>>80512856
>>80512784
>>80512769
>>80512686
>>80512491
>>80511199

Literally all me, desu.

>>80512878
Gotcha! Bet you didn't see that one coming, huh? Huh?

>character gets dubs

>>80513019
>Singles?? You're a loose cannon Kowalski
>Yeah that's right, you're Polish.

>>80513082
>Hey, kid
>Catch these dubs

These threads are usually p funny, but this one is shit desu

>Cop kills the bad dude
>Throws his badge away and walks off

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>>80510813

>>80513100
checked boss

>>80513100
Checked

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>and your axe

>>80513019

Be careful. People have been banned for doing this.

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>>80512016

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>The police chief is an asshole

>>80513268
>hes the final boss

>>80513268
>...And your other asshole

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>>80510592

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>Cut the red wire.
>It's always the red wire.

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>your left
>...and your other left

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>Last day before retirement
>Shot

>>80513600
>They are all red!

>>80513600
>cut the red wire
>I can't, I'm colorblind

>>80513875
>Closes eyes and cuts a random wire
>Opens one eye slightly and peeks at the digital screen
>00:00:01

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>>80513646
>being too old for this shit

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>character goes to take a shit
>doesn't spend 45 minutes sitting on the toilet

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>>80514262
>Picking what movies to watch to pass the time while shitting

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>character wakes up
>his sheets arent covered in various bodily stains

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>Character doesn't spend 20 minutes looking at himself in the mirror with disgust every morning
Directors just don't know their audience like they used to

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And your other tostones!

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>hacker at a terminal
>the screen is projected on his face

shit looks pretty cool, desu senpai.

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>police chief is a sassy black woman who gets shit done with her other loose cannon

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>>80509991
>we need you back John
>I'm retired

>>80514930
There is not a single good portrayal of a hacker in any movie or television show period. Prove me wrong.

>>80515218
because everything about "hackers" is fictional

>guy walks into store and asks something
>clerk taps sign without saying a word
>but what about...
>taps another sign

>>80515218
>>80515296
Have you guys not seen Mr Robot?

Most accurate portrayal you could ask for

>>80515218

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

>>80515218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYNnPx8fZBs

Go play Call of Duty, faggot.

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>>80515386
>Mr Normie

>>80515438
>hacking is just guessing the password

Sounds about right, desu.

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>>80515389
holy fuck

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>>80515181

>We need you to do this
>I'm not that kind of person anymore
>That was the old me

>>80516347
>Looks over his shoulder
>His children appear in the frame

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>Door has numeric keypad lock
>Hero blows powder over it to reveal which buttons have finger prints and figures out the code

>>80516564
You can do that just by looking at what keys are worn down and guessing the order.

>>80513100
praise kek

>>80516668
>guessing the order

Unless it's a 3 button combination, that takes a fucking while m8

>>80516774
If its 4 digits it will be 24 possible permutations. you can also guess possible codes based on the shape and order. also if one button is darker than the rest it means that number appears twice, reducing it to fewer tries.

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>Pentagon's database of all the info in the world
>Password is four digits

>>80512432
underrated

>>80513600
>Cut the red wire!
>None of the wires are red

>>80515218
Trinity in Matrix Reloaded

>Runs over past the edge of a cliff
>Standing still in mid air
>Doesn't fall until he has looked down

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>someone drowns
>cpr given for 1 minute
>NOT NOW
>COME BACK
>I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME
>DAMMIT
>c-cough, cough, spit, spit

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>>80518445
>Kid sees hot lifeguard
>Goes into water and pretends to be drowning
>Waits for her to start CPR on him and then grabs her head and starts making out with her

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>Gimme a beer

>>80518611

Name one kino

Protip: The Sandlot is not kino

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>the DA is going to have my other head on a silver platter

>>80519094
Name one movie, 4 IMAX documentaries, 2 claymation shorts, and a Broadway musical where this happens.

>>80513600
>and your other red wire

>>80509991
>And your gun
>and your other gun

>And you're another gun

>>80519704
and you're other waifu

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>CIA agent pretends to shoot a man and throw him out of a plane to scare others to give up information
>"he didn't fly so good"

>>80519094
>I'VE GOT THE DA BREATHING DOWN MY NECK

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>character and his older brother did some stuff as kids
>older brother drunkenly tells the main character that he's bi last night
Love it when plots you thought were going nowhere have resolutions.

>Character takes a shower
>doesn't spend an hour imagining fake arguments and scenarios about one day being successful and watching your family eat their words about you being a pathetic and worthless loser

It's like they're not even trying to be realistic anymore.

>>80520010
>and your other mask

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>character is explaining Cantor's theorem
>writes down a grid of numbers and then circles the diagonal entries

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>hero wakes up in a hospital bed
>nurse conveniently watching says "finally you're awake!
>he tries to get up
>the nurse protests "you need rest/you shouldn't be walking with those injuries"

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>>80513268
>The police chief was the bad guy the whole time

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>black police chief
>the DAs breathing down my neck!
>You're a loose cannon, but dammit you get results
>That's it, you're off the case!

4 step guide to recognize if you're watching copkino

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>....and your other machine gun

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>>80521739
>Mustached cop gets tough with FBI
>black police chief keeps em in line
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrr1Db60YFs&t=3348s

>>80520304
>And the other DA up my ass

>put your hands up!
>...and the other hands

>>80520304
>AND MY OTHER NECK

>>80514262
>goes to take a shit
>>doesn't spend 45 minutes sitting on the

45 minutes? wtf dude.

go see a doctor

>>80523617
>...and City Hall up my other ass!

>>80515218
>guy calls a company a few times asking the receptionist *really* specific questions pretending to be somebody else
>logs into some server with the password and withdraws 50 million dollars and flees the country
#HAXXRORDD