Slow motion for me, Slow Motion for me, Slow motion for me

Some say she steals jokes to this day

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>>80501435
>1869
Sooo you're telling me they're ALL trolls?

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She looks like she's put on more weight. Stress eating from her one woman war against the "alt right?"

>Insult Trump for deflecting all criticism
>Deflect all your own criticism

hmm

>>80501435
>I am the first female comic who is selling out arenas all over the world

Is this true?

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>>80502521
Why are these 'alt-righters' so hateful?
It makes me cry to see these hateful trolls attack such a srtong woman

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>>80502638

>>80501435
now that's a fridge

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>>80502677

>op makes a thread about a special he hasn't watched

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>>80502704

>>80502619
I doubt it, I'm sure Sarah Silverman has done that

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>>80502765

>>80502521
God i fucking hate comic books

>>80501435
So basically, whoever is against you is a troll now? Doesn't that just give an excuse to do anything, and everyone who calls you out is trolls and haters and whatever the fuck?

What is even the measure of quality or success now? If you can still be successful while everyone dislikes your shit?

>make retardedly unfunny comedy show
>cram in as much political garbage as possibly
>people call your show unfunny
>abysmal ratings
>hurr trolls, you turned this into a politcal thing

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>>80502811

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>>80502935

>>80502699
as in, it's not hot?

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>>80502973

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>>80503061

>tfw online activism ends up promoting the product you meant to diminish
Well done lads

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>>80501435
>*blocks your sun*
Wat do?

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>>80501435

I used to care.
Then I got pussy

>>80502521
funny how captain america went from "plant yourself beside the river of truth, and tell the world no, you move" to "you are literally a nazi if you don't vote for hillary"

https://vid.me/HOnQ

>>80503345

That's deviantart crap, it's not official.

>>80503329
Amen brother only virgins have feelings about things amirite

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>>80503403

Could someone please explain.
Is 'alt-right' just a term rich people give poor people.
Or is 'alt-right' a term for people who don't like sex with children?
Because from where I'm sitting, it seems like a lot of normal folk are being labelled 'alt-right', just because they choose not to believe all the bullshit they're being fed.

>>80503484
It's a catch-all term for anyone who's against globalist bullshit in any way.

>>80503484
alt right is a real and irrelevant thing that has about 100 members that is used as a blanket term to classify everyone who disagrees with liberals so they can easily attack people. it's incredibly frustrating to try and punch ghosts

>reddit's trumplet subreddit had multiple huge threads about hating on Schumer despite her having nothing to do with the purpose of the board

really activates my almonds

>>80503484
Leave 4chan and stop asking questions to retards who never leave the house

>>80503461
I don't think anybody in the USA has problem with immigration if it's legally done.

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>>80502677
>Dave Attell
That just reminded me of this kino. Makes me wish it was still around, I remember enjoying it.

I'm 15 minutes in (ie 1/4 the way in). I'm going to finish it, but yeah it sucks.

>>80503484
Alt-right began as a joke within conservative internet communities, lampooning the media's tendency to blow things out of proportion and turn anything newsworthy into a flash news-selling gimmick.

Unexpectedly the media took this satire of themselves and ran with it as Real News.

Attention-seeking 15 year olds and more competent charlatans saw this and took advantage of it, declaring themselves to be Alt-Right, the former to be edgy and cool, the latter to take for themselves where possible a little power, a little media presence, maybe a book tour.

Being that it began life as a joke nobody really knows exactly what Alt-Right refers to. But as happens with many terms with negative connotations the leftists ave declared it to mean "someone I don't like".

>>80503658
I think some people do. Depends on the scale of immigration though.

>>80503461

Do you know ANYTHING about America?

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>>80503796

>>80503755
>Alt-right began as a joke within conservative internet communities
Biggest lie I've seen all day. Even in the early days, there were literal edgelords (underage or not it's irrelevant at this point) proudly declaring themselves as alt-right on Twitter, where the movement really began.

I think /pol/ is just ashamed that they were proven to be kids with throwaway twitter accounts trolling leftists for no good reason, and they've been trying to get rid of the alt-right label ever since they fucking made it up.

>>80503658
Plenty of people are against basically all immigration...

>>80503931
>Even in the early days, there were literal edgelords (underage or not it's irrelevant at this point) proudly declaring themselves as alt-right

There's always some people who don't get the joke

>>80503658
I do as do many others. I wish more people were honest about it so we could make it policy.

>>80502638
>second review is literally 4chan memes
Nope, that's legit for sure.

>>80502704
>Stop throwing money at her Hollywood, please.
>The bubble is burst.

>Burst like a virgin hymen AMIRIGHT LADIIIIES?

>>80503931
Either way, if the label means you're an anti-globalist, anti- pedo, I'm 'alt-right' all day long son.

>>80503972
Nothing wrong with that

>>80504060
Always Sunny pushed that joke before you even knew what 4chan was outside of /b/.

>>80501435

why does she claim to be all "us comedians" around the usual club guys but she literally cannot take the banter

There are definitely a bunch of organized trolls from places like /pol/ that gave it a non-objective bad review just because they could, without watching it.

That doesn't change the fact that her material really is bad, but there is truth to the narrative that it's mostly trolls.

>>80502883
>WAAA! Stop me calling me a sexist troll for hating women, or I'll tell my mommy!

>>80504175
>claim to be all "us comedians" around the usual club guys
What the hell are you trying to say?

Has Joe Rogan called her special hilarious yet? You'd think him of all people would hate Amy Schumer. I guess he's really a racist.

>>80504212
Hi Amy

>>80501435
>/TV
>/
we both know you don't belong here. Fuck off.

>>80503658
Well, some do but I would bet the vast majority are OK with it, provided its done legally - and it doesn't include terrorists.

The problem is msm making it seem that there's only 2 options: full on immigration or full on nazi.

>>80504232
I think he burnt himself out with Mencia, and Amy is his friend.

But he did talk about it with Hannibal and mentioned watching the compilations. He knows she's a thief.

>>80504202
I'm 33 mins in and people are barely laughing at this point.

I like how this thread devolved into a pol thing, just buying right into her narrative.

Watch it.

Test

>>80503416
Yeah, haha, what kind of pussy has emotions. What are you, a girl?

>>80504486
>>80504486
It sucked

>>80503484
Just another main stream media concept they created that backfired on them. Like fake news.

TV news made the term and tried to stick it to non-traditional online sources but it ended up sticking on them instead.

>>80504044
Why would a mongrel hate other mongrels?

>>80503235
>Make 50 threads about the fat beast
>'Haha we're the cool alpha male unphased...'

>>80501435
Thank you for continuing to confirm that you're a thief
https://youtu.be/KsAiEnP6naA

>>80503755
How uninformed does someone have to be to post this?

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Le Reddit Army strikes again!

>>80504089

>anti pedo
>most notable member thinks fucking 13 year olds is ok

Top kek

>>80501483
fpbp

>>80506950
huh i guess 4chan and reddit were the same after all.

>>80504089
>>anti- pedo

I have news for you. Alt right isn't anti pedo.

>>80503931
>edgelord

Hi /reddit/

>>80502883
let's just ignore the fact that there are groups of people online who coordinated one-starring her show because she's their hate du jour, other than that FLAWLESS ARGUMENT RIGHT THERE FRIENDO 10 OUTTA 10

>>80504001
if it's a joke it stopped being funny eons ago.

>>80504202


It's just her talking about herself pointlessly. She's making broad generic assertions for applause like "I'm getting black out tonight woooo!"

I think the first pussy joke is like 8 minutes in.

>>80508069
Why are you posting like this?

>>80504089
oh no...
someone tell him about milo

She's an annoying pig. But I'd still plough the shit outta that bitch.

>>80502452
It's a reddit raid you fucking newfag.

>>80506950

>megh

what did her parents mean by this?

>>80503658
Hardly anyone but a fuckload of racists have a problem with undocumented immigration because it's fucking retarded to brand someone as legal or illegal.

>>80503731
I recall reading he had to stop because people kept being idiots and trying to get on camera.

>>80501435
Why are there so many threads on multiple boards about this tiny-headed bitch and her smelly vagina. She does not warrant this much interest.

So basically, she's right, and all of the reviews are trolls?

like 80% of these reviews are replete with memes

>>80502888
No political stuff besides her gunline at the start

>>80510837
Try again, she's got a gun rant that kicks off the last quarter of her special.

>>80503165
It certainly hasn't convinced me to watch it. But I wasn't going to watch it anyway before this whole shit storm even started.

>>80501435
Am I the only one who thinks she's actually kinda hot?

Like, I would love to have sex with her, she's really cute. I can imagine her vagina kinda looks puffy, if you know what I mean, which is my favorite look.

This isn't bait. I don't see why people trash her looks so much.

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>>80501435
>mfw she's trying to pull a Lady-Ghostbusters

>>80512954
>mfw it's working wonders because /pol/ and reddit keep biting the bait

>>80512756
Not really my type, but she's pretty.
Like "Saw her on the street you'd think she's cute" pretty. Its her personality that's a turn off for me. Even if its a cultivated persona, it's unfortunate.

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>>80513016
everytime

>>80509554
that's the best description of her writing skills

Good call.

Puffy vagina all the way.

>>80509554
>we want to name our daughter Megan, but that's too simple
>Meg is more playful, but too common
>let's throw a silent H on there to make it (((unique)))

>>80503461
The day Marvel SJWs made Rogers an Irish surname.

>>80501435
>She just doesn't get it. She honestly believes she is incapable of producing bad material. Has /TV/ seems the special yet? Is it that bad?
Well of coursse she does. She's surrounded by friends and Producers who blow smoke up her ass. I remember her at the Golden Globes and she sat down with all the A'listers.

A lot of people don't belong and she's one of them. She was nodding approvingly at Streep's bs speech.

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>>80513058
>Even if its a cultivated persona, it's unfortunate.
What is shocking she seemed normal and a bit coll a few years ago.

Someone and I wont say who, corrupted her. But I think you can figure it out.

>>80501435
>>I'm not that fat

I hate the focus on her weight because it draws attention away from how just straight up ugly and gross she is in general.

>>80514183
I'm the anon who said he's super attracted to Amy.

Lena Dunham is extremely gross to me, and I don't know why, frumpy slightly unattractive girls are my fetish, and Lena is the embodiment of that, but I still find her to be the ultimate boner killer.

Fetishes work weird man.

>>80513058

Yes, Amy, you are the only one who thinks you're hot.

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>>80509652
t. Carlos

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>>80503186

>>80503884
>all religions, all nationalities, we all wants the same thing

no we dont

>>80507964
>edgelord the sign of reddit
>not the literal use

you blew it kid

Who is the Amanda Nunes to Amy Schumer's career?

>>80515575
So are you going to jerk off at her, wave a chicken at her, or lay down and just talk shit until she goes away?

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>>80501435
>>80501435
reminder that Amy Schumer's "comedy" "career" was "successful" only due to her second cousin Chuck Schumer - the democratic New York Senator, who is a known Zionist.

https://twitter.com/jacobkornbluh/status/813068997646225408

Amy Schumer helps push the Zionist agenda, including the normalization of degeneracy, the destruction of the American nuclear family, race mixing, the refusal to bear children among white couples, and endless wars against the Muslim nations which are perceived as the enemies of Zionism.

Oftentimes when people are told about Amy's career being a tool of Chuck Schumer, they ask "lol do you rlly think some politician has the power to do that?" Yes. Chuck Schumer is one of the most well connected and powerful Senators, and has major pulling power in New York City. Chuck is known for using media to his advantage - >Schumer's propensity for publicity is the subject of a running joke among many commentators. He has been described as an "incorrigible publicity hound".[29] Bob Dole once quipped that "the most dangerous place in Washington is between Charles Schumer and a television camera",[30]

And for the rest who doubt Chuck using his power to boost Amy's career, and believe that Amy's years of hard work brought here to where she is now - remember: she isn't funny at all. She has no comedic timing. She steals jokes. It couldn't be any more obvious that her career was strengthened by outside sources.

>>80506950
How?
How do trolls retract ratings?
Are trolls counted as -1 viewer so they all watch it making her views smaller?
Do trolls have some kind of ratings gravitational pull that sucks rating out of the data?

I guess this sums up everything said before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmcXbEgac9o

Who the fuck is Amy Shumer anyway? Like I've never heard of her until 2016.

Side note but 'haters' was the dumbest fad word ever.

>>80515307
le funny faces XDDDD

>>80501435
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmySchumer/comments/5zul3h/how_much_money_would_you_pay_for_amy_schumer_to/
what did reddit mean by this?

>>80517371
Niece of a NY senator

Comes from an extremely well off and connected family, still manages to make her gender the excuse for her flop despite it being 90% of the subject matter of her comedy

>>80501435
in my most honest humblest opinion, i think Amy Schumer Leather Special is
kino
KINO
K I N O

i was about to commit suicide, i lost my mother, my father abandoned me when i was 5, my crush cucked me with me best friend, dropped out college, quitted my job, i was thinking about going to the railways and finishing my suffering until i little vioce, i think it was from my mother's, said to me
"go watch Netflix's Amy Schumer Leather Special"
havent ever laughed like this in my lifetime, it literally changed my life, now i want to live, it restored my faith in humanity and god completely, thank you amy schumer, im not gonna rest until i meet you irl and thank her for being the best female comedian of all times

>>80503884
>dude ethnic heritage and desires aren't affected by their communities and peoples at all we're all just a bunch of humans on earth lmao
>dude social identities don't exist we're all the same lmao
>except those fucking white males

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>>80506950
>Hating Amy Schumer is the most reddit thing a man can do

https://twitter.com/ByronBernstein/status/842550851776495616

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>anyone who doesn't like my stuff is a troll!
>anyone who doesn't agree with me is a nazi!

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https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/search?q=%22amy+schumer%22&restrict_sr=on&sort=relevance&t=all

Pretty pathetic desu

>>80502521
This must be Captain Hydra

>>80516947
>only due to her second cousin Chuck Schumer - the democratic New York Senator, who is a known Zionist.

No it's actually because she made funny and original content but of course a stupid male antisemite like you will obviously get triggered by a female doing what you've failed to do for years. Kill yourself.

>>>/pol/

Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out. Oh wait you'd probably like that huh? Fucking closet homo bitch bet you'd really enjoy a good dick sucking from me too. Yeah you'd like that you little slut.... Sage.

>>80512954
Well Ghostbusters flopped so I don't know why she'd try to copy them.

>>80518652
And nobody talks about it any more, did everyone suddenly forget?

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>>80503884
>implying all anti muslims are stupid
>implying all muslims are part of this liberal tripe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8tFH5yIvsQ

>>80518390
4/10 decent troll post

>>80518739
At this point you can't tell anymore 2bh famalam, this place has been overrun with ledditors

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wasn't she supposed to leave the country when trump was elected?

>>80502677
>She looked like a torn trash bag with rotten diapers spilling out the side.

top fucking kek

>>80516947

>Amy Schumer helps push the Zionist agenda, including the normalization of degeneracy, the destruction of the American nuclear family, race mixing, the refusal to bear children among white couples, and endless wars against the Muslim nations which are perceived as the enemies of Zionism.

so what

no really, so what

what's the end game here, why does it matter if there are fags fucking each other and less white children and more mixed kids and wars in faraway places. it literally doesn't affect you or me in the slightest what other people are doing.

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>>80519453
>what's the end game here, why does it matter if there are fags fucking each other and less white children and more mixed kids and wars in faraway places. it literally doesn't affect you or me in the slightest what other people are doing.

Why do Zionist Jews insist that Zionist Jews marry other Jews?
Why do Zionist Jews insist that other nations have open border policies while also insisting that Israel have closed borders?
Why do Zionist Jews insist that other nations take in Syrian refugees while Israel takes in none?

>why does it matter if... wars in faraway places. it literally doesn't affect you or me in the slightest

wrong in every possible way. the amount of money that the USA has spent on wars, if spent on infrastructure, education, public and mental health services, space exploration, and technological advancements then the USA would literally be a utopian Heaven today.

Keep being afraid to question authority, to question the status quo, to criticize Israel, which by the way is not synonymous with Antisemitism, and especially keep being afraid to think for yourself.

MUH VAGINA

MUH STOLEN FAT BLACK MAN JOKES

>>80519894

I dunno, I'm asking you to answer those questions. Why does it matter?

>the amount of money that the USA has spent on wars, if spent on infrastructure, education, public and mental health services, space exploration, and technological advancements then the USA would literally be a utopian Heaven today.

I don't think that's ever going to be possible. even if you got rid of everything that you hate, you still wouldn't have a utopia, people would still disagree about things. its a fantasy

How do these people get famous in the first place?

>>80520198
>>80516947

>>80520731
How'd that BIG SCOOP work out for you, Rachel?

>>80503755
But he's right....

So her shit doesn't stink but her pussy does. Got it.

Same lame ass excuses when she swore she'd leave the country if Trump won and then said anybody who took her seriously was the reason she should stay. Also,

>She thinks trolls pay for Netflix

>>80516947
More like she and she sister used to steal from department stores and return the items for cash and would have gone to jail on felony charges if it wasn't for their relation to a senator.

>>80521379
whoa there buddy, you just said a negative thing about a.) a woman and b.) a jew. you are not only sexist, but an antisemite. I'm reporting you to the local authorities. Do not run. Do not resist.

>>80509652
>it's fucking retarded to make a distinction between people that entered the country through the legal process and those that actively broke the law to enter or remain in the country
What did he mean by this?

>>80513699
>not pronouncing the h

>>80503658
Nah, even legal immigration is a problem. Just because the bankers and big businessmen approve of it doesn't mean it's good for the "natives" of a country.

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Can't be any worse than that steaming pile of turd.

You guys are still crying about this? Why, did the mean lady say something bad about your favorite game show host or something?

>>80522068
>favorite game show
Adam Sessler shit all over Amy Schumer in a candid interview when he was all coked out at some game convention.

>>80522160
who?

>>80522068
No one is crying about anything. This is the /tv/ board and Netflix aired a comedy special without any actual jokes in it. Of course it's going to get ripped the fuck up on a board where people discuss that sort of thing regularly.

>>80522297
Ah so you watched it. Well that was nice of you to support her.

>>80522338
Yeah, I checked it out. I'm not an Amy Schumer hater, or at least I wasn't. I get that you're trying to troll me but I've legitimately found her (older) material funny at times.

This was fucking garbage.

>>80522536
Alright, well, I will watch it later. Since it's become a thing now.

>>80519453
>it literally doesn't affect you or me in the slightest what other people are doing
But that's wrong. Everything I do in my life in some way relates to another person. If you didn't care in some capacity what other people were doing you wouldn't have anything to discuss at all. I don't even agree with the other guy except the basic concept of nepotism existing and being generally bad, but that's just a dishonest attitude. If you didn't care about other people's activities you wouldn't even feel bothered to reply to him in the first place. If everybody actually had that opinion we'd be extinct as a species out of pure apathy.

>>80502883
You've put your finger on why making the internet idiot-proof enough for women with liberal arts degrees to use was a mistake.

>>80503165
It hasn't you fuck, this hole is a nothing.

>>80522595
Yeah, see how far into it you can make it. It's literally "all time" levels of bad. Probably the worst comedy special ever. Though the anon who said Ghetto Klown might be right.

This isn't like one of those, "She offends me" or "I don't like her" situations. This is horrible by every standard. Even the jokes she stole she delivered in a way that robbed them of any comedic value.

I do think it has to be seen to appreciate how bad this thing really is. It's a disaster.

>>80503484
That's right.

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It really fucking sucked.

It just wasn't good.

What is ironically hilarious is that they are blaming a boogeyman for low ratings. Grasping at straws.

Now that's funny.

>>80508165
You're not from here, fuck off.

>>80503931
>... /pol/ is just ashamed...

You're not from here, fuck off.

>>80522702
kek

>>80516947

Haha, I remember when the buzz about her started and I looked at some clips on Youtube, the first though was 'she must be jewish, else there's no way someone this mediocre gets this media attention'

And of course she was

>>80502790
>I'm sure
No. No, you are not "sure".

>>80508298
...no, don't burst his safe bubble.

>>80519453
>What's wrong with wars guys

Jesus Christ

Based anons BTFO Alt-Right perma virgins itt

>>80522982
>>80501435
shes trying to pull a "Ghostbusters 2016"

>>80508069
How new are you ?

>>80525935
People still talk about Ghostbusters
Oh wait no, everyone forgot about it the next week
I really doubt she's doing anything deliberately

It's not funny. That's all there is to say.

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>>80501435

>>80502584
OI VEY

>>80502619

She's only selling arenas because her stage needs to take up half the seats.

>>80517371

Forced mediocre "comedian and actor" because of good old nepotism

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>>80515575
>>80515575
>>80515575
Underrated reference.

Diogenes best phil.

Fuck Amy Schumer and fuck fat "women"

>>80501435
I'm tellllllllllllllllling my Uncle!!!!!!!!!!! He's a congress man!!!!!!!!WwwwHHHAAAAAAAA

>>80501435
I watched most of it. It's garbage. Actually garbage is probably too harsh as you can occasionally find something worthwhile in the garbage.

Fun fact, when I was a waiter we had a large group of her fans descend on the restaurant where I worked before one of her shows. They were the absolute worst. I'd rather take a black church group over them. So, essentially her audience is that of alcoholic white female mediocrities with make work jobs in their late 20s/early 30s who are going to end up having two abortions and a cat and a token presence of gay men.

What I'm saying is the 19th Amendment was a mistake.

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>>80501435
just reminding every one that almost every comedy standup special on netflix has one star, this hypocrisy is next level my friends

>>80501435
Fucking hell! That's how she dressed for the special? Take the corset away and I'd blow loads all over that tight sweaty leather.

>>80502699
At the very least she's holding an entire fridge with of food in her torso.

>>80508298
Milo was a victim of rape as a child. He can deal with the emotional fallout any way he wants.

The way MSM treated Milo was blatantly hypocritical. Literal victim shaming. They want to sweep him under the rug before normal people can connect the dots and figure out that the majority of homosexuals were molested as kids by people decades older than him. There's a reason one of their body type fetishes is called "daddies".

>>80509652
>because it's fucking retarded to brand someone as legal or illegal.

We do it all the time. Someone commits a crime, they are ILLEGAL.

>>80501435
she is truly a pig!

>>80501435

Confession: I actually watched some of it just to see what all the fuss is aboot, and yes, it's absolutely terrible. She gets a huge cheer at the start of the show, but by the end you can tell everyone is a little uncomfortable for pretending she's funny. Even Amy herself seemed pretty embarrassed and it got kinda sad. At least that's a start.

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>>80502521
Liberals managed to make protesting uncool. I'm not even a smashie but I'd rather that than walk down a road with a sign to post on Facebook.

>>80522160
Please tell me you have a link to that.

>>80501435
Rosseane Barr is fat female and funny. Apparently people just hate amy.

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>Starting watching this with feminists, big fans apparently
>not going to complain, can always do stuff on my phone
>They turn it off after 10 minutes since it wasn't good

>>80501435
>Has /TV/ seems the special yet?

I am generally not a fan of her material, so I won't be watching it.

Great minds discuss ideas - small minds discuss people.

>responds angrily to trolling
>you can't beat me trolls

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What is that? An eye? A clitoris? A blob of fat?

>>80519453

>the fruits of individualism

Truly a marvel to observe.

>>80506525
Not to mention don was lying about not caring after having just done something he knows is wrong, and for additional irony he stole that line from somewhere.

It really is the perfect picture for assmad /pol/sters who just can't get over this woman's existence

>>80501435
>>I'm not that fat
That leather can barely keep those folds contained.
It's not the fat it's the lack of talent.

>>80502765
>I'm not alt-right
sure thing

>>80503186
punch her in the meat bag

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>The call that saved Amy

>>80506950
GOD!
She's such a stupid fucking PIG!
Even Lisa Lampanelli is miles better!

What do you think A-Shume's vag smells like?

>>80517140
what the fuck was that?

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>>80501435
D R O P P E D
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O
P
P
E
D

Amy "General Fatton" Schumer
Amy "Apocalypse Cow" Schumer
Amy "The Guns Of Provolone" Schumer
Amy "Sandwiches Of Iwo Jima" Schumer
Amy "The Fat Patrol" Schumer
Amy "A-Pack-Of-Chips Now!" Schumer
Amy "McHale's Gravy" Schumer
Amy "U-571lbs" Schumer
Amy "Zero Talks Dirty" Schumer
Amy "Arby's Macht Fries" Schumer
Amy "They Were Expandable" Schumer
Amy "The Dirty Dozen Doughnuts" Schumer
Amy "The Battle of the Bulge" Schumer
Amy "G*A*S*H" Schumer
Amy "The Big Fed One" Schumer
Amy "Hack Saw A Fridge" Schumer
Amy "Waddlecanal" Schumer
Amy "Hamburger Shill" Schumer
Amy "All Quiet On the Weightloss Front" Schumer
Amy "Sergeant Pork" Schumer
Amy "M*A*S*H*E*D" Schumer

>>80515307
is this armpit-kino?

>>80535239

she is pretty normal by amerifat standards

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>>80516947
holy shit how have I never realized AmySchumer and ChuckSchumer have the same last name

Yeah, and Ghostbusters 2016 flopped because Trump supporters were standing infront of the theaters with assault rifles not letting people in.

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>>80502883

>So basically, whoever is against you is a troll now?

Liberals have been making this claim for more than a decade now.

They simply don't know what a "troll" is. It's a catch-all label for them.

>>80503884

>all religions, all nationalities, we all wants the same thing

Factually false. Who writes this fucking garbage?

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>>80503884

Somebody post the page where Red Skull, a supposed villain, gives a completely reasonable and agreeable speech, and on the next page his audience of white guys turn into White ISIS.

Marvel is so deep in the gutter at this point it's not even funny. And potentially not even salvageable.

>>80506525

>shit-tier celebrity keeps embarrassing herself
>we point and laugh
>"OMG WHY DO YOU GUYS CARE??!?!?!"

The classic "you said something about this person, therefore you are obsessed with them" non-argument.

>>80539420
>green lantern
Nothing says courage like a masked black man with a gun.

>>80539420
bobby having to step out of the closet to save the world was a weird arc

>>80539420

This pic was obviously not done by /co/

>>80518390

>No it's actually because she made funny and original content

Where? When?

>>80539420
>Hulk woman turned into GOT quasimodo

>>80525257
Thanks for your incredible input, Mr. Autismo

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>>80539557
>>80539420
it's funny because every single one of the superheroes thought he was a terrorist (he's a muslim) who had somehow managed to steal the ring

>>80539557

He's also a Muslim, hilariously enough.

Retards at DC went all out and tried to make him a diversity hat-trick.

Which is hilarious because DC gave him arm-tattoos, which are considered haram in nearly every branch of traditional Islam.

>>80539853

Why does his face look so fucking femmy?

Photoshop-out the facial-hair and the face-shots would be indistinguishable from many of the DC women.

>>80539853
why did it say error?

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>>80539944
they even went out of their way to tell everyone this

>>80539981
because of the dark lining around the eyes making it look like he's wearing eye liner

>>80539993
it's sinestro's and hal's ring fused together

>>80540035
I knew I shouldn't have asked.

>>80539981
nah, that facial hair fits him considering it hails from gay culture

>>80502521
is he in front of or behind the fence? I don't get it.

>Is it that bad?

Watched it yesterday whilst playing WoW. I Braved the first 40 minutes...

It is the worst thing I have seen on a monitor. Not even my reflection on my spare monitor as I masturbate and my man tits jiggling was that bad.

I did not even smile once. It was so unfunny. She should retire.

If the special was bad then explain why the audience was laughing?

>>80540064
he also uses a gun if his ring doesn't work

>>80540257
The kind of person that is willing to drop $300 to see Amy Schumer are the kind of people that are more likely to laugh at her stolen jokes

>>80540257
they weren't

>>80540257
The audience can't have a poor sense of humor?

>>80506950
wtf I hate reddit now

How hard they going to go on damage control when Dear White People gets 1 starred into oblivion?

>>80503972
>>80503931
>>80504212
>>80506950
>>80508069
What the fuck is up with all of the obvious reddit tourists here lately? They have a very distinct style of posting. You can tell, such as when they use the word "friendo" or type all caps to empasize a word or words.

>>80540375
dear white people was great because how it criticizes anti-racists and black people for being just as, or even more invidious than white people

>>80525008
(((((they))))) would have you believe that her fame is a product of her hard work, determination, and hilarious clever wit.

everyone else realizes it's due to Jewish networking

>>80540784
The movie was, the Netflix produced show doesnt look like satire at all.

>>80502521
>That fucking image
Yeah, that's totally a Captain America thing to do. Instead of fighting for the prosperity of all Americans, just take one side of the political fence and try to help the left destroy the right.

Damn it, fuck Marvel. DC's movies may be abysmal, but at least their comics tend to avoid having their characters pick a side in real life political debates.

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>>80541018
that's a fake, here's the real one

>>80541018
>>80541069

It's not official artwork, good job getting triggered though.

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>>80541018
>DC's movies may be abysmal, but at least their comics tend to avoid having their characters pick a side in real life political debates.

>implying they don't
>implying you read comics period

Here's DC's current president

Girlfriend wanted to watch a Schumer standup after seeing Train Wreck and noticing the special on Netflix.

>"Watch it with me!"
>k
>Same boring shit she and I have heard from open mics.
>She stops it 15mins in and gives it one star.
>I do the same in my phone.

That was the end of that mess.

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I think she might literally be miss piggy

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>>80542784
her face looks like one of those photoshops where you shrink the eyes, mouth, and nose of a person

>>80519167
She pulled the "I'm a comedian it was a joke" card as soon as people called her out

Calling people a "troll" when they don't like your music/film/comedy special/book/comic is the new way of trying to devalue critisism.

Everything is either alt-right pepe memers being mean or white supremecists raiding everything.

You can no longer be critical of some one work, everyone gets a participation trophy! Good job Amy!

>>80501435
She's only a threat to doughnuts.

>>80540632

triggered?

>>80504202
There was never any thread on /pol/ trying to raid her reviews. It's all her being a paranoid sjw cunt

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>>80501435
"The Leather Special"
So is it safe to assume that Amy thought this was going to be the "Delirious" or "Raw" of her career?

>>80539420
Nearly all of those are alternate universe depictions or temporary replacements.

Remember to see Barbie starring Amy Schumer in theaters soon. Another blockbuster smash brought to you by your friends at Sony!

>>80516763
tell her to stop blocking my sun

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>>80541018
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>80502619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru2BYd3c90w
THE GOAT

>>80541296
From which comic is this?

>>80501435
Can somebody give the full link? In mashed and cbf

>>80503165
Yeah that totally worked for Fembusters, right?

>>80545810

DC

>>80535105
>anyone who doesn't like her must be from /pol/!
see
>>80539499

>>80513016
How exactly is it working? It didn't work for Ghostbusters either.

>>80545878
That's a company, I said which comic in particular it's from.

That's pretty bad and arrogant of her. Of course there is going to be trolls, but the likely hood of all of the reviews, or even just a large majority of them consisting solely of trolls is just willful ignorance. She needs to own up and look how she can improve herself. None of the greats in any field didn't achieve greatness through blaming others. Pathetic

>>80544015
You are? Well then why not stay on your favkrite site then?

>>80503658
I am for the most part a strong democrat, but I am 100% against ALL immigration. It has nothing to do with race/religion/security. The world is consuming 350% of the resources that we can safely sustain. With birth rates what they are, we will royally fuck our selves in a hundred years or so. Not global warming, just flat out loss of precious metals, water, soil. People don't realize that soil loss is a thing and it's a BIG thing right now.

Spreading the population of humans over the whole world will do nothing other than make the problem worse. We need about 100million less people in this country. Thats cutting us by 1/3rd. That would be a start. We may not save the planet, but this country can be good if we do that.

Aren't netflix reviews only able to be done by netflix subscribers? So is she implying the majority of netflix subscribers are trolls?

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AND IT WAS ALT-RIGHT
THE REICH WAS ALL TOGETHA
AND IT WAS ALT-RIGHT OOOH YEAH

>>80547262
Basically. Just like Blacks saying they were Egyptian which means they enslaved Jews.

This special still has a solid 5 star on Netflix.

>>80501435
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvzemQPAIIo

>>80509652
>undocumented

"I'm not pirating, I'm an undocumented viewer"
"I'm not stealing this ham, I'm an undocumented customer"
"so what if my car is untaxed and uninsured, I'm an undocumented driver"
"rapist? how dare you, I'm an undocumented sperm donor"

>>80535934
>a pack of chips now

Kek

>>80522536
>I've legitimately found her (older) material funny at times.
like when she was a porpoise instead of a whale and jeselnik was banging her and writing her jokes

>>80509408
>reddit
>raiding

>>80547262
Don't worry Netflix has been working on a new ratings systems. They were doing this long before this happened. It's a thumbs up and thumbs down system. They'll be implementing it soon. I'm sure this had nothing to do with that. Nothing at all.

Honestly, I like the 5 star system.

>>80509652
Cheap bait julio

>>80503461
he's right though

>>80545696

The sad thing is Delirious and Raw are still funnier 30 years later

>>80539420
Isn't this because of george soros and he just sold off his assets of marvel which allows marvel to make good things again?

>>80535593

underrated

>>80501435
she's right
special snowflakes got triggered by her comedy and lashed out

>>80502521
he's pointing at us

>>80503461
>aiming a gun at his head, clearly his enemy

>>80547742
Well shit, son. I'm sold. Those where some seriously clever analogies

>>80551875
>triggered
Stop misusing this word, Even her fans thought this show was garbage. And if by triggered, you mean " appalled by even less than mediocre style comedy" then I guess I'll fit under your loose definition of triggered if it means people like this will either get out of the business, or fix their shit.

And unfortanantly. judging by her obstinate tone, she is going to do neither of those.

>>80501435
these constant threads about her only prove her right

I watched like 15 minutes, didn't laugh, turned it off.

>>80550927
You're an idiot.

>>80509652
>mom's side comes here 400 fucking years ago
>dad's side comes her through ellis island
>"you're a fucking racist for not wanting people to come into your country without doing it properly!"
fucking kill yourself

>>80540298
I remember one of Bill Burr's speicals were free for the audience that attended

>>80552441
that's kinda cool

>>80501435
is she the dobson of comedy?

>I just remembered when she broke out into a gun speech during her special

That was fucking surreal. I couldn't stop thinking that her uncle Chucky made her put that in.

>>80552600
Why do you think shes famous? Has to do little favors here and there to maintain her artificial relevance

>>80535934
Is there a specif meme about her and war movies/shows that I missed???

Also, I like M.A.S.H :)

>>80545700
You really expect /tv/ to know that? Nah, out of contexts makes for easier baiting.

>>80547742
That sounds like something that could be a chapter of Zetsubou Sensei.

watching it atm

she does that kind of telegraphed "WHATS THAT ALL ABOUT" gesture way too much and she's not really funny

although one thing i like about it is that it barely feels like a routine and more just like your drunk friend talking to you, it's weirdly endearing

but i enjoy hearing gross details about people's personal and sex lives because i'm juvenile

as soon as she starts preaching or message pushing it gets annoying though

>>80535934
these are great

>>80503484
>Because from where I'm sitting, it seems like a lot of normal folk are being labelled 'alt-right', just because they choose not to believe all the bullshit they're being fed.

That's exactly what the alt right is. It's only hateful partisan psychos and useful idiots that hate the alt right.

Sadly there's a shit ton of useful idiots that spam bullshit against them.

>>80547742
>"I'm not stealing this ham, I'm an undocumented customer"
I love this

>>80503931

>trolling leftists for no good reason

But leftists are racist, promote genital mutilation, and support even the most heinous aspects of Islam, among other things.

There's a metric shit ton of reasons to troll leftists and to fight leftism.

>>80519894
>to criticize Israel, which by the way is not synonymous with Antisemitism

Amen, brother.

>>80545700
>temp replacements

what the fuck is the point of doing that

>Netflix has removed star ratings from reviews and now you can only give a thumbs up or down

What did they mean by this?

>>80509554
The g is silent