New MST3K revival photo.

This has to be a lie.

Two Juggernauts of modern comedy working on new MST how can this go wrong?

>>80500585
ugh

Is he giving her advice on how to kill your spouse?

It's a "Millionaire manchildren take a show that gained a following because of the low budget charm and everyman Midwestern cast and turns it into their insincere, overproduced personal dress up time plaything" episode.

>>80500585
the pain is still fresh in his face.

Is it true that Mike Bill and Kevin weren't even approached about this by Joel?

>How to ruin a show with 2 hires.

I'll just skip the skits, like I do with the original show

>>80500585
>waaahhhh my wife death makes ZERO cents
>turned out she was doing tons of drugs

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This can't be real.

>>80500585
>this is galactica actual

Felicia Day is a sad, old, disgusting hag. I genuinely hope the worst for her. What a repugnant piece of excrement

This trainwreck is going to be great. I hope someone streams this shit so we can all laugh together.

>>80500665
top kek

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>>80500725
is this true? never heard anything more about it after she died

It's still beyond me that MST3K never did any Ed wood aside from bride of the monster.

Ed Wood movies are a gold mine.

>>80500936
Probably movie rights.

Is that felicia day and patton oswalt? wew

>>80500936
They said numerous times that they considered him too easy, and I liked that MST3k stayed away from the films that were mega famous for being bad.

I had some bad chinese food today. Been struggling with it for the last hour, not sure if should throw up or not. This put me over the edge. Thanks, /tv/, I'm feeling much better.

>>80500936
http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-live-plan-9-from-outer-space

Rifftrax is the same guys that did mst3k at its peak with Mike, Bill and Kevin. It's really funny. Check it out.

>>80500910

http://radaronline.com/videos/patton-oswalt-wife-michelle-mcnamara-cocaine-painkillers-party-pills/

and her prescriptions were for benzos, opiated and speed. do you think any sensible doctor would put someone on all three

>>80500910
A report a couple of weeks ago revealed his wife's pig carcass tested positive for:

>Xanax
>Fentanyl (A serious drug for terminally ill cancer patients)
>Various kinds of opiates.

But new details have emerged about what Police found laying around inside the house on the night Oswalt's fat ugly wife ate shit & died.

>Cocaine
>Oxycodone
>Hydrocodone
>Levamisole (a dewormer for livestock)
>Dextroamphetamine (dangerous stimulant that can lead to psychosis and heart failure.)
>TFMPP, or "Legal X" (recreational drug often sold as an alternative to MDMA, or ecstasy)
>A prescription bottle missing a label filled with Xanax
>Bupropion (an antidepressant)

http://radaronline.com/videos/patton-oswalt-wife-michelle-mcnamara-cocaine-painkillers-party-pills/

This piece of shit has a 7 year old daughter and his house is filled with loads of hard drugs, yet he spends all day tweeting @ Trump like a butthurt ex-girlfriend. We should call Social Services on this degenerate manlet.

>>80500585
>patton oswalt and felicia day

Wow thats hillariously unappealing

>>80501139
You can just tell he was drugging his wife up like a fucking nigger dealer

>>80501002

Because Manos is a masterpiece of cinema?

>>80500585
I bet she smells like feet

>>80500585

oh no...

oh wait MST3K was never good

>>80501240
This. It's Reddit before Reddit existed. Never been able to finish one.

>>80501139
>http://radaronline.com/videos/patton-oswalt-wife-michelle-mcnamara-cocaine-painkillers-party-pills/

That's a lot of drugs for a cancer patient.

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>>80501139
>>Levamisole (a dewormer for livestock)

w-why

>>80501287
used with cocaine

>>80500692
>Is it true that Mike Bill and Kevin weren't even approached about this by Joel?
Joel has publicly stated that he has an "open door" policy regarding the Rifftrax crew. Bill and Kevin are already confirmed doing something for the new show. I think I saw somewhere that Mike says he's got his plate full with Rifftrax.

>>80500585

So Oswalt is just TV's Frank?

>>80501271
I work at a pharmacy and actual cancer patients aren't on that many different painkillers. Something is definitely fishy.

>>80501139
What a piece of shit.

>>80500585
*sigh*

>>80501086
>Rifftrax is the same guys that did mst3k at its peak with Mike, Bill and Kevin. It's really funny. Check it out.

As far as the movie riffing goes, Rifftrax is the GOAT. You just don't get the skits.

There's nothing comfier than a late night viewing of a movie with the Rifftrax crew dubbed over top.

Mike Nelson is extremely conservative and totally anti social justice warriors.

He's probably disgusted by this.

>>80501422
Mike seems like, dare I say it, /ourguy/

i watched some MST3K on netflix. i didn't really find it very funny.

>>80501287
Levamisole is often used as a cutting agent in cocaine. Most likely when the cops found the coke and tested it the results indicated it and cocaine.

>>80501270
Guess i'll go to reddit. I didn't know that's where the intelligent people with taste were. Makes sense though.

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>>80501197
How is Manos easy? Vast parts of it were silent, hence the

>Sooo.... Manos.
>The Hands of Fate?
>Yup.
>Manos.

>>80500585

Damn Oswald, you've made an upgrade from your last woman.

>>80501197
Manos was unknown before MST3K. Ed Wood was notorious before MST3K was even a thing.

>>80501591
I guess? This one's alive at least.

For now.

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>>80500585

In a not too distant future. Next Sunday A.D.

>>80501320
That was Joel admitting that he didn't approach anyone.

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>>80501139
This is the guy who took potshots at James because he didn't want to watch Ghostbusters 2016.
Really makes you think

>>80501139
how did he get his hands on all those? he looks like a cartoon snitch, what drug dealer would trust him?

>>80500665
I hope so cuz I wood berry

>>80500675
Underrated post

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>>80500585

>>80501422
>>80501440

Mike is extremely religious and doesn't talk politics ever.

>>80501086
I actually liked rifftrax

>>80501784
>religious and doesn't talk politics

That's cool, very respectable for someone in entertainment.

>>80500585
wow he sure got over his wifes death easily and quickly. really makes ya think

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>>80501747
>Underrated post

It's really not.

>>80501287
>>80501310
>>80501487
Remind me never to do cocaine

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>>80501639
>You will never see a new MST3k skit written by and starring Mike Nelson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ellEb0jlj8#t=26s

>>80501456
It's definitely a pleb filter

>>80500639
All they need is Nick Kroll and we have a titan to compete against the Big Bang Theory

>>80501348
His character is seriously named "TV's Son of TV's Frank"

Felicia is "Kinga Forrester"

>>80500772
I'm getting my memes.

>>80500585
>not wearing a green lab coat
REEEEEEEEE
E
E
E
E
E

>>80501844
it's literally like watching a film with stoner friends who won't shut up, except i wouldn't have a problem with them talking over the movie if they actually had something intelligible to say

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>>80501862
>His character is seriously named "TV's Son of TV's Frank"

>>80501159
>Wow thats hillariously unappealing

Golden Corral's new slogan

why are they reviving it?

rifftrax is fucking shit and in hindsight MST3K was pretty fucking shit too i only liked it when i was a kid and these days id rather just watch the movie

>>80501074
You're welcome buddy.

>>80501708
>how did he get his hands on all those?
He has a lot of money and works in Hollywood.

>>80501648
>Next Sunday A.D.

Missed opportunity they're releasing the new show on a Friday, but I guess that's so people can binge over the weekend. Are Netflix shows always released on Fridays?

>>80501074
Tell me where I will go beat them up xD

>>80501835
That's the most midwestern skit in the entire show.

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>>80501834
remember to not do any cocaine

>>80500585

Will they be able to shut their mouth about politics during the riffing i'm on board.

>>80501913
I don't have any stoner friends, they all overdosed.

That's why I watch mst3k

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>>80502121
>I used to like it but to intelligent to like it anymore, so why are they reviving it?

You mean they didn't call you and ask first?

>>80502236
How many Trump jokes are going to be in the first episode you reckon?

>>80500585

Felecia Day and Patton Oswalt?

That's a big nope.

>>80500585
a woman playing a bad guy?
TRIGGERED

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>>80500585
annnnnnd dropped

>>80500585
i see killing his wife wasn't enough

>>80501576
https://youtu.be/P0_f5fkrCTA

>>80501834
A recreational dose of cocaine for a non-regular user does about as much damage to your body as an average dose of ADHD medicine, the physical effects are minimal and the younger and/or healthier you are, the less you might have to worry about having an adverse reaction.

However, when you're married to an insubstantial manchild who talks about jerking off to comic books to other fat nerds for a living, you need a little bit more of a kick. Hence why this woman guzzled oodles of pills and fucked up her body.

>>80500585
fucking epic xD DAE MST3K nerd????

>>80502342

One is enough for me to drop it, the election is over. It's about damn time that both sides stop talking about trump.

>literally just a friend simulator before youtube was a thing

Who gives a shit

>>80502518
kek, I fucking love Manos

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>>80500585
>Felicia day

>>80500585
NAZI UNIFORM EDIT WHEN!?

>>80501851
come on now nick kroll is actually really funny when he does oh hello show with mulaney

I'm going to give it a try. If it sucks, I'll stop watching it.

It's not like old MST3k is suddenly going to evaporate because this new thing exists.

>see also my favorite movie, John Carpenter's The Thing

>>80502857

The two old Jews who talk about tuna all the time? They're infuriating.

>>80500675
das it mane

So how many episodes until the DUDE Trump lmao jokes start?

>>80503504
1

>>80500936
Sinister Urge was Ed Wood too

>>80502398
>>80501159
I can't wait until this Patton hate meme dies like his next wife

Why haven't I seen the obvious question get asked yet? What movies are they doing?

>>80501139
>But new details have emerged about what Police found laying around inside the house on the night Oswalt's fat ugly wife ate shit & died.

What kind of way is that to talk about a person? And why are you taking this condemning tone about it all when you descibe the deceased as a "pig carcass"?

What is even your issue with it? Why do you care about some random low level celeb's wife?

>>80502546
>A recreational dose of cocaine for a non-regular user does about as much damage to your body as an average dose of ADHD medicine

Citation needed...

this is going to be the most reddit thing ever

>>80502222
I'll see your rent to own furniture skit and raise you...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h2f0nfrgaK4

>>80504413
It's just a meme

>>80504630
pretty gud. what episode is that?

>>80500585
I'm not sure I can handle these two throbbing minds of comedy here. Their Twitter feeds alone are non stop thought provoking whimsy, here's hoping they can bring that Twitter humour to the television once again!

>>80500585
arent they just going to be in the in between skits though? Its going to be joel with the robots during the actual movie.............right?

>>80505446
And not forgetting, a great chance for them to use the show to wake up the masses to what the President elect has been up to! I hope they use the platform to put in some political humor, otherwise they're just wasting such a great opportunity.

>>80500585
>Joe camel
>shrek
It's gonna be great!

>>80501086
Mike was head writer for joel, but Joel is so low energy and complete shit that he could never deliver

whats a good old episode to watch? Ive seen maybe half of them

>>80506231
If you haven't seen any of the Gameras, go with those. Japanese dubs are always a winner

>>80506231
The Final Sacrifice
Space Mutiny

Reminder that Patton's wife died from a combination of Xanax, Adderall, and Fentanyl, which basically confirms that either Patton knew and was totally complacent to his wife killing herself with drugs, or didn't know and is so not involved with his marriage that he basically doesn't function as a parent or husband

Either way Patton Oswalt is a piece of shit human garbage and everyone should drop him immediately

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>>80500585
>mfw alt-right redditors will downvote it on Netflix

>>80506231

Manos
Time of the Apes
Gamera
Crawling Eye
Any of the giant monster ones really.

>>80506327
>>80506416
seen all these already

>>80500585
Makes me sick.

And she literally does look like a fucking camel.

>>80506231
Samson and the vampire women is GOAT

>>80506727
that sounds good, thank you

>>80506845
De nada

>>80506231
any of the hercules movies

>>80504290
They're keeping it secret until broadcast, first episode is 4 weeks and 1 day from now.

When I was first working my way through the MST3K seasons, the change to Mrs Forrester and her goons looked and sounded like it was going to be awful. But then it turned out fine. Also, losing Joel and then Frank still felt like a punch to the gut. I must have known it was coming, but it never really registered until the moment.

So I mean, I'll give it a chance.

>>80506727

My only beef is that it takes a long ass time for that slow fucker to show up.

>>80501456
there are hit and misses. haven't watched mst3k for 20 plus years though.

>>80505689
>Its going to be joel with the robots during the actual movie.............right?
New robots, no Joel.

>>80503504

First ten minutes.

>>80507567
>New robots
Fuck. This might suck

>>80500585
Are they the ones watching the movies?

MST3K died when Trace left.

>>80501401
Rifftrax is great. One of the few things out there that I really don't mind paying for and enjoy supporting. I'll feel genuinely bad at some point in the next decade or so when those three guys finally hang it up.

>>80506195
>le head writer meme

Mike was a goofy TGI Friday's waiter who was a part-time typist who did their transcription and time coding.

>>80507633
The new robots are really what set you off?

Real fans fast forward the host segments anyway. Those are just their to distract children.

>There will never be a movie review show with Patrice, Bill and Jim.

>>80507836
I assumed they were going to have the same robot voice actors. Thats a pretty big part of the show

>>80507290
I would agree with you completely, but losing Trace and Frank and Joel is mitigated by the fact that the writers were almost the same. There was still continuity. This doesn't have that. That's why I'm leaning toward this sucking as opposed to Rifftrax.

Best of the Worst would most likely be shit if they tried to do whole movies instead of just snap editing and bullshitting. Hell, even Rifftrax is a bit weaker without the framework of MST. The in-character robot shenanigans and theater silhouette shenanigans and bumper shenanigans add to it. Straight riffing can still be enjoyable but a change between MST and Rifftrax is Rifftrax feels a bit more mean spirited. The fucking around with puppets makes MST feel like it's reveling in the cheese and enjoying it and making their own cheese along with it.

This has been Anonymous' Autism Corner.

>>80500585
I'm not sure why I'm supposed to be mad at this? Looks just as hokey as the original two guys, which is what it should be.

It's about the average joe and the two robots and the movies, these two are a side part.

The real question is whether the new "average joe" character will be any good or not.

>>80506231
Laserblast, Sword and the Dragon, Boggie Creek (I think that's what it's called), Jack Frost, I was a Teenager Werewolf, The Horror at Party Beach, Werewolf, just to name some others that hadn't been mentioned.

>Joe Camel and Bilbo's cousin

>>80501139
>Check the website
>Janet Jackson's love child.
>Madonna dating 20 year old.
>Which actress is the poorest.

Any proof that isn't a tabloid magazine.

>>80508023
Damn, the titles of the Sci-Fi episodes just aren't as memorable as the Comedy Central ones.

>>80501270
Stop blaming others for your autism.

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>>80500585
im digging her coat
i want her coat

>>80507715
Tell you what grinds my gears about Rifftrax, not having easy access to a Rifftrax pre-combined piracy kino trove. There may be such a thing with torrents but I can't be bothered to torrent in current year, and I used to have such a trove on one of my piracy forums but it got abandoned.

On the bright side there a bunch of them on Amazon Prime I can watch. The downside is I can't get newer shit. I watched the entire Twilight series with Rifftrax which was great.

>>80508023
ARE YOU READEH FOR SOME FOOTBALL

>>80508023
>Boggie Creek
Boggy Creek II: and the Legend Continues. The last 30 minutes with the fat redneck in overalls makes it all worthwhile

>>80503504
First minute is going to have two.

>>80502972
That's how I feel. I hope it's good but pretty much every revival, especially if its more than a decade plus, has been pretty mediocre.

Still, I've spent hundreds of hours watching MST3K, bought the VHS tapes and book back in the day, so I really do hope the new version will live up to the old.

Also if it was the Patton Oswalt of a decade ago I'd have been thrilled. Not so much these days.

>>80508009
The only ones mad are Drumpf supporters who are afraid they're gonna make jokes about him

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>>80508169

>>80508134
Looks like we've got another citizen here who ISN'T READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL.

>>80500585
new contender for the most epic show on reddit??? possibly guys possibly?? COULD.IT.GET.MORE.EPIC?!!

(you) this if you agree! XD

>>80508193
>New theme plays
>NuJoel calls the castle after introduction with the robots
>Camel lumbers into frame
I WISH I WAS IN THE SPACE STATION FOR YOU, HAVE YOU SEEN TRUMP?

>>80508284
>Drumpf
I think his last name is actually "Trump"

>>80503504
start a pool

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>>80500585
I'm so fucking mad right now. The rage is seething inside me like the power of a star. I don't know if it's these fucking unfunny undeserved hacks getting to tear apart a perfectly good franchise for no reason whatsoever, or that so many other people could have replaced them and made something even slightly passable, or that the idiotic nerd community that's been coopted has actually hijacked this franchise. Excuse me while I rage in quiet.

>>80502622
Yet here you are.

>>80508355

Does it bother you to know that even after all your years on 4chan it doesn't buy you any nerd cred?

>>80508541
>idiotic nerd community that's been coopted
That's the worst part. It always fills me with self doubt when I start going down that road since what if I'm just being a contrarian hipster, but damned if it doesn't look like it.

>>80507714
Trace was great but that's just a ridiculous thing to say, seasons 8/9/10 had more great episodes than bad ones, and Bill was a great replacement.

>>80502590
Tell him and his administration to stop doing shit for them to talk about. Also fuck off saying it's time to stop talking about Trump. When Obama was in office the right wing media would not shut up about everything he did, was doing and was going to do as much as the media is doing with Trump.

Also did you forget about Bush already? The last president that was an all-you-can buffet of news and comedy? You know, that whole presidency that pretty much put the world in the fucked up state it is now because of what it had done to the Middle East. How can you forget 8 years of that bullshit?

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>>80509058
>Also did you forget about Bush already? The last president that was an all-you-can buffet of news and comedy?
It stopped being funny after two years yet it continued for eight

Also what the fuck is this "right wing media" you're moaning about? Fox News? How many comedy science fiction shows do they produce again?

>>80509162
I didn't say right wing media was huge. But it exists.

>>80506231

Mitchel

>>80509261
Shut the fuck up. "Right wing media" didn't have the opportunity to ruin every fucking new movie, show, book or comic with "DUDE DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF HOW SHIT OBAMA WAS LMAO"

I should be given a reprieve of places where I have to hear about fucking Trump.

>>80509261
so you have a problem with it existing?

>>80508721
Nice try, Corbett.

>>80500675
/thread

>>80507793
Then why was he credited as "Head Writer" in every episode from S02E01 onwards?

>>80509377
No. I'm saying it exists and when Obama was president it was doing the same thing as what the liberal media is doing now. Taking small things, over blowing them or pushing false bullshit.

Like CNN is doing it now with Trump which is annoying. There was something about a small bit of info saying there was a chat with the Russians among the Trump group and Don Lemon says "COULD THIS BE POSSIBLE CONNECTIONS TO THE RUSSIAN INVOLVEMENT WITH THE ELECTION?!" painting a false narrative before the information is brought to the table to bait people into watching it.

>>80500585
WHY IS THIS FUCKING FAGGOT IN IT

>>80509535
I heard he cornered Joel at some shitty comedy bar in California and told him "Reboot MST3k and give me a role or I'll murder you like my stupid fat wife who would never shut up"

>>80500675
makes me sad. But maybe against all odds it will be kind of funny still

>>80500675
Christ, this place is really determined to hate this reboot before they even watch it.

Patton look like the zombie warrior guy from Lexx, except fat.

I can't believe I funded this...

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>>80509948
>It's a /v/ was right again episode

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>>80509948
Check out the preview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpgZAO9pDnY

>>80510242
Is joel voicing one of the new robots or something? whats his role

>>80510281
money counter

>>80500700
>Skips the skits
Jesus Christ... sometimes those are the best part of the episode

I mean, I originally did it too but I learned my mistake

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>>80510242
>Tom Servo is now a black guy?! Besides the years of oppression, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me!
Oh get the fuck outta here

>>80510347
He took over the role of "Bad Idea Haver" now that they pushed old man Mallon out to sea.

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>>80500585
Oh god...

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>>80500585
We've made a MSTAK3.

>>80506231
Squirm

>>80500585
Aren't they obviously the villains who send up the guys to their moon base and torture them? Why would using 2 hated Twiteratti goons be a bad use of these characters?

They want you to hate them.

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Felicia looks kinda cute in that overcoat

>>80512221
ywn be Patrick Sheane Duncan

>>80500936

They fucked up by not doing Plan 9 for the movie. This Island Earth is just mediocre in every respect.

This is family guy without the flash backs

>haha remember x?
>[old company slogan]
>it's [actor name]!

>>80512221

Quick photoshop and it'll be an SS uniform.

Then I can jack it hard

>>80510242
this was terrible

it was so terrible that Felicia wasn't even the worst actor in it

what the fuck

>>80510491
>Besides the years of oppression, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me!

I didn't believe this message but then I watched the video... holy shit. HOLY SHIT. They could have just played it off as like some 'voice modulators' got broken but no they have to come out and go "black guys are cool, right?"

this really is reddit the show

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I still have hope but at the moment it's not looking good

>>80503041
I didn't know /tv/ even knew about Kroll Show, let alone hated it.

It's funny even if you are a /pol/ fag, he rips into jews all the time.

>>80510242
That's all terrible, but I got genuinely excited when I heard him say Hampton Yount.

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>>80506394
You must not know what it's like to be close to someone with horrible drug problems. It's a serious move to try and force them to get help and they'll do anything they can to make you think they're okay after they made one too many suicide threats. Two of the closest people in my life threaten suicide weekly and it's all I can do to feign genuine concern because while I love them, they're also being obnoxious attention whores and there's no gray area between me taking their words with a grain of salt and having them dragged kicking and screaming to the hospital.

>watching a bunch of faggots spewing stupid comments that they think are funny

how does anyone watch this garbage

>>80512986
>I got genuinely excited when I heard him say Hampton Yount
What are you doing on /tv/:

>[ ] Hampton Yount
>[ ] Hampton Yount's mother
>[ ] Joel Hodgson

?

Please fill in as appropriate and get back to me.

>>80502656
phew
what would we do without the hot takes of felicia day

>>80509162
The left was so fucking butthurt it was funny.
It's going to be like that again, but for another 4 or 8 years.

>>80513368
You know, the guy's the only one with the dubious honor of "lives up to the low budget indie comedians who made the original MST3k"

Check this out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FsXqidZgG4

And then say to yourself "Wow, the guy playing Crow isn't as much of a fucking disgrace as the guy playing Servo"

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I paid an ungodly amount of money to watch episode 1101 in an actual movie theater with Joel and the nucast in attendance.

It was very funny and all you fuckers will get told in 4 weeks when Joel saves 2017. There were no Trump jokes and very little SJWism. I'm not allowed to reveal what the movie was, but it's often been talked about as one the original series should have done, and it smells of herring.

>>80507975
Keep circulating the feels.

fuck you guys this will be good. Also Dan Harmon is writing an episode, that guy is a good writer. Anyone who says otherwise is a contrarian piece of garbage.

>>80515275
I remember you from another thread. Quit being a faggot and just tell us all the details. This is an anonymous image board, nobody's going to sue you.

Also, how much did you spend?

>>80515452
I'm not afraid of getting sued. I just don't want to say anything, because if I blabbed Joel would be very disappointed in me.

>>80515275
I can smell your cunt

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oh, would you look at that.

>>80500585
yeah nope not watching that

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>>80510242
>making tom servo a nigger
>already talking about systematic oppression.

>>80500725
wouldn't you be doing a ton of drugs if you had to see Patton's naked body everyday

>>80515275
>fanboy pays an unreasonable amount for something and enjoys it

wow. what a shocker.

>>80516343
who knocked up that cunt?

>>80515275
>very little sjwism

sure

>>80516535
me 2bh

ARE THE JOKES FUNNY?

I haven't watched it yet.

>>80516535
Probably the 80 year old producer she's been shacked up with for decades.

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>>80512221
too bad she isn't really a lesbian

>>80512532
>haha remember x?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.

>>80500585
Am I the only one who thinks the original MST3K wasn't very funny most of the time? They had a few great episodes, like Devilfish, but mostly their humor was boring. The sketches they did in between movie viewings were especially bad

>>80516923
>You will never have a camel cumdumpster when you're 80
I'm in my 30s and I don't even have a fuckcamel. I've wasted my life.

>>80517196

>You just don't get it, they were being ironic!

I never understood the appeal of this show.

>>80517196
you have to pretend its not real entertainment and act like youre reading ironic shitposts.

>>80517196
>tfw too dumb to understand a puppet show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy-dsQx5XZc

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Joel, kill Patton Oswalt, Felicia Day and all the numales who helped produce and fund this, then promptly take your own life. It's the only way to make it right

>>80501834
Why? You don't want to get fucked up off of some kick ass deworming agent?

>>80502546
>Cocaine isn't that bad
>Being married to a big nerd comedian is what killed her!

Columbian drug cartels pls go

>>80517196
https://youtu.be/vmNZwJTp9nM
If you watch about 5 minutes of this, you will realize two things:
1) the density, variety and creativity of the pop culture references they dropped was legitimately impressive
2) the pop culture references have aged poorly, to the point that young viewers (at least one under 30 years old) will "get" at best 1/4 of the references

tl;dr: it's brilliant, but it's aged very poorly

>>80507633
>>80507567
>New bots

That is for the best. I bet they will look crappier.

>>80507955

They were also the writers.

>>80500585
Patton looks like an old woman.

>>80518456
I think I agree but man its so weird how narrow millennials are in their knowledge. I guess gen x are just special, they had to hear all about the boomers shit and experienced the 80s and 90s.

The last 2 decades have been so dense with entertainment that millennials haven't had to know about stuff outside their generation.

Maybe I am talking out my ass but it seems like millennials get literally no old jokes or references though. If this show is to succeed they better not have a reference older than Back to the Future.

>>80518755
He's suffering from the same mental stress as Lady MacBeth and taking on her appearance.

>>80517488
>they were being ironic!

They weren't, though. Just because they're doing skits with robot puppets and it's cheesy doesn't mean they're doing it ironically. That's why MST is charming and enjoyable and Space Cop is hot garbage made by ironic trashmen.

>>80501440
Yes, seriously. He is.

I honestly feel sick.

Why must faggots drudge up the past and muddle it with their dogshit?

Ghostbusters, Ghost in the Shell, etc in the past few years.

Fuck off and leave it as it is.

>>80507899
I'd pay money for them to do their own Rifftrax-style downloadable commentaries. Just off the cuff banter, riffing, and reveling.

>>80508284
It's not about the Trump jokes in and of themselves. It's topic fatigue. The left leaning entertainment industry drove Trump jokes into the ground. The problems run deeper than that though. Trump was partially propped up on satirical meming in the first place - 4Chan was executing deeper levels of humor than people paid to create humor. Meanwhile in the mainstream they had no sense of irony. They spoofed Trump in a desperate attempt to make people just not take him seriously enough to vote for him. The jokes were hollow then and they continue to be hollow because there is terror, fear, and cowardice in entertainment and more and more people are getting tired of it and just want to genuinely laugh again.

>>80520689
This guy gets it.

Post more skits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8lzvSbAnyw#t=1m28s

>>80508694
Nerds and geeks were genuine before marketing and advertising turned it into a demographic to pander to. It only got worse when SJWs infected it.

Just keep being passionate about what you like, don't fall for marketing, favor substance over style, give everyone the benefit of the doubt, and don't be a dick.

>>80509510
You gotta love how the left/Demd seem to completely lack self awareness. They became the mirror image of Anti-Obama right wingers.

>>80500700
I skip the movies and just watch the skits for most episodes. The movies are usually terrible and unwatchable

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>>80521891

I just watch the outtro.

>>80501814
Isn't it? Rifftrax pretty much goes 0% politics, despite him being right-wing and the other two guys being hyper-left wing.

>>80502097
God, Mike HATES Golden Corral.

>>80507793
He was a stand-up who was head writer, meaning he decided which jokes went in and which didn't, plus some of his own.

Going by his books, Rifftrax, and various other stuff he's done, he's the best writer they had, along with Kevin and MJ and Bill-- not coincidentally the Rifftrax crew, as current.

>>80508134
>>80508313
He's just not ready for some football...

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What are some good Rifftrax to watch?

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Remember that time MST3K were reunited for a small gag in Arrested Development?

This shit almost makes me wish Mallon still had the rights. His pathetic attempts to wring a dime out of the IP were more entertaining than this is going to be.

>>80501835
>You'll never know how bold Cowboy Mike's Red Hot RIC-OH-CHEEEET BBQ Sauce truly is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfBr5l4S63Q

>>80500639
More like Fuggernauts

>>80506231
Laserblast, Horrors of Spider Island, Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders, Pumaman, Time Chasers, Overdrawn at the Memory Bank (starring Raul Julia!)

>>80506231
Watch the best episode from season 1: Moon Zero Two.

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>>80500675
yep, just about sums it all up and why I hate everyone involved in this.

>oh no my humorless friend-simulator filled with obnoxious singing and pointless babbling has gotten worse!

Maybe I only saw all the shit episodes, but there isn't a single funny moment in all of MST3K, I am convinced nostalgia has blinded everyone.

>>80515275
>i paid a shitload of money so not only am I financially invested heavily, by proxy i am also emotionally invested, since i dont want to be disappointed i wasted so much money.

i can see right through your shit.