What the fuck was he doing for 23 years?

>>80500279
i can ask you the same, OP

>>80500279
Nuffin

He was training with a stick to be good at kung fuing zombies. Did you even watch the show?

Raping TARS

Posting on /tv/.

Fapping to mommies

>>80500279
making true patrician music

kimposting.

>>80500324
Underrated.

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>>80500299
Not cool man not cool

Getting noided

>>80500279

analyzing the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises, he needs more time to post results.

I loved this plot point.

Which other films feature time dilation?

Watching footage and teaching bitches how swim

Wait shouldn't everybody on the water world have aged 23 years?

I don't get how this works.

>>80500391
No, it's not. We're just all quite sick of your unfunny /pol/shit

>>80500279

sniffing the dirty underwear of Anne Hathaway.

>>80500435
>We
We as in kangz?

>>80500279
TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE

>>80500427
For the people on the water world it was only a few minutes.

>>80500427
time slows down for them relative to everything else so no.

>>80500435
>we
wuz kangz

>>80500279
https://www.youtube.com/user/robwilson37/videos

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

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>>80500299

Getting his dick rode all fucking night

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>>80500427

>trying to explain Relativity to an American

good luck

Rideposting is true patrician shitposting

>>80500279
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO
OH NO
BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO
HOT HEAD

>He isn't completely insane after 23 years in solitude trapped in a small room

Honestly the whole Matt Damon thing could have been completely scrapped and replaced with him going crazy and sabotaging the team for much more interesting reasons than "I'm actually a pussy sorry". Plus it would have cut down on a lot screentime that wasn't really necessary.

>>80500279
i didnt watch this movie.

did he fuck anne hathaway?

>>80500634
it's heavily implied

>>80500610
worst album

>>80500279
living the dream on the holodeck

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>YUH

>>80500669
pleb

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WHATEVER HE WANTS (FUCK WHO'S WATCHING)

>>80500701
>>80500704
now THIS guy knows whats the best album. step up fag.

>>80500701
>Bottomless Pit
>not literally THE most plebiean Death Grips album

Choose one, idiot.

>>80500279
cp, sexbots & coke

>>80500744
pleb

should i watch this flick? i dont like the dude love lmao stuff at all.

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>>80500696
Why does that car only have one seat in the front

>>80500761
t. pleb

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>>80500421
>black people
>knowing how to swim

Is there an actual need to make the very same thread every single days?

Even dumber are these people who always make the same jokes about "dindu naffin" or "IT GOES IT GOES"

And EVEN dumber those go reply to these jokes with "underrated"

I fucking hate this website

>>80500990
OH MY GOD BITCH

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>>80500427
they spent like 20 minutes explaining this in the movie

>>80500553
Relativity was invented by Einstain, a proud American

>>80500299
hit a little too close to home

23 years worth of Murph videos

>>80501129
sounds like a Jewish conspiracy to me anon

>>80500427
Time is a human illusion. Close to super massive objects or close to the speed of lights the illusion slows down compared to non-dilated zones (even though the person experiencing the dilation experiences the passage of time the same way).

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>>80501457
>Time is a human illusion

>>80501494
name one other species with a concept of time

protip: you can't

>>80501772
That's not how logics work

If I told you cats can resolve quadratic equation but don't talk about it would you believe me?

>>80501494
How do you even explain relativity then? Time is the only one of the "fundamental" qualities we really have no definition for. Mass, velocity, energy, many of these have definitions (and some of them depend on time to define them) but we really have no fucking idea if time is something really measurable about a concept or just made up by our mind.

Considering time basically doesn't exist in quantum systems (a photon has no past or present or future, it exists until it doesn't, but at c speed time basically doesn't exist) yet is malleable in a relativistic, gravitational environment.

Quantum shit has is also time-symmetric (if you were to reverse the flow of time, it would be the same) yet macro events have a clear direction.

So it's quite reasonable to assume time is either just a concept made up by human minds to explain our perception of reality or an effect of something much more fundamental intrinsic to matter we just don't know (and might not ever know).

>>80501772
My dog knows when it's dinnertime.
>check and mate

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>>80500299
Shit.

>>80501854
Time exists per se, doesn't need humans to be. Let alone being an human illusion

It just changes with gravity, other parts of the universe have different gravities, that's why humans perceive it in a different world

>>80500435
kys nigger

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>>80500299

>>80500299
fpbp

>>80500416
This, please respond

>>80501960
We experience time, that much is real.

But the fact is quantum mechanics entirely shit over time all around. For example there is an experiment in which, in a quantum system, you are able to determine and CHANGE the path a photon took in the past AFTER it took the path, absolutely destroying our conception of causality.

The thing is, gravity is always the same. It depends on your mass, but the constant remains the same. You have mass, you have velocity, you exert gravity, all of these are measurable and consistent everywhere you are. You don't "have" time, you experience time. And the experience and passage of it can vary wildly in different points in the universe, and the passage slows to a theoretical halt at the speed of light.

>>80500299
lmao

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>>80500299

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>>80502130
I think many parts of Interstellar were ripped off from Gunbuster just like many parts of Inception were ripped off from Paprika.

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>>80500299
i did not need this post right now anon

>>80502299
Velocity needs time to be

It's space over time

>>80500416
It's a book, but Ender's Game has it play a role.

>>80500299
>tfw you came to type Death Grips lyrics in all caps and not feel the feels

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>>80500299

>Except 30 years

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>>80500299
fuck...

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>>80500299
DLEELTR THIS

>>80500806
They photoshopped a blue car on top of the mc ride video, retard.

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>>80500299
shut up!!!!!!

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>>80500299
>I-I'm only 22

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>>80500299

Include me in the screencap...

>>80500299
Is 2 years enough to accomplish something significant?

*smacks lips*

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>>80500299
s-stahp

>>80500435
kys nigger faggot liberal scumbag

>>80501494
I'd like to correct him and say that Time was relative to the celestial body/bodies you are being affected by.
This kind of phrasing helped me wrap my head around the concept of variable time easily, it explains why the people of the planet experienced the trip in a very short time, and the people that were away experienced it in a long time span.

>>80503470
This dude's mad

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>>80500299

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>>80500299
Anon is feeling particularly brutal today, I see.

>>80500435
not today kikelord

>>80502354
eat shit and die, weeb faggot

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>>80500299
Hahahahahaha awww fuck nice

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>>80500299

Rude!

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>>80500299

>>80500279
>>80500299
delet

>>80500299
>unironically changing IPs and samefagging your own post
sad

>>80500427
Stab a piece of paper with a pencil

>>80500990
underrated post

>>80500299
:P

>>80507162
stop samefagging please.

>>80500299
Thread derailed.
>nice digits

>there are people ITT who are too young to remember the 90's

>>80500761
Fucking thanks someone said it. Bottomless Pit is the worst they ever did, it all sounds repetitive, lyrics are shit. Stefan, this isnt you dude. Be more than a meme, your hate was real

>>80500990
DINO PROCESS

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what has anyone been doing for any of their years?

>>80500435
NIGGER
I
G
G
E
R

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>>80500299
oh shit

>>80507862
february 99 master race reporting in

>>80500634
>>80500668
>it was heavily implied

I must've missed that

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>>80500299

>tfw this hits too close to home

>>80500279
What the do was he fucking 5 2four years?

>>80500696
(You)
Death Grips is shit, but this is funny.

>>80500299
kek

>>80500299
Include me in the screencap for reddit

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>>80500299
You've been samefagging for like 3 hours you sad fuck

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>>80500299
HE WILL NOT RECOVER

HE CAN NEVER RECOVER

INTO THE SCREENCAP I GO

>>80512482
5 FUCKING HOURS

GIVE IT A BREAK MAN

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>>80500299

As a 23 year old fuck you!

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>>80500299

>>80502678
>mc ride video

Literally who and what?

>>80512606
>>80512610
STOP FUCKING SAMEFAGGING YOU REPROBATE

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>>80500299
REKT

>>80512777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E

>>80512783
>>80512482
>>80505614
how many layers of autism are you on

>>80500451
this

>>80512837
>this coming from the faggot spending 5 hours replying to a single post

>>80512869
so, 10 layers?

>>80500299
for you OP the struggle is over

>>80512834

Is this trying to be shit as a parody of something?

>>80513314
You're not smart enough to get it, sorry.

>>80513370

So, yes.

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>>80500299
heh

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>>80500299

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>>80500299
>samefagging your own trash post this many times

Fucking retard, kill yourself

>>80500299
Reddit front page here we come!

>>80501854
Actually, we don't know what the fuck mass is about

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>>80500299
ayy

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>>80500299

B T F O
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