Ba dum *click* ba da dum *click* ba da dum

NO TURKEY?

YOU FUCKING IDIOT JEREMY

Your faith in the bit is reassuring.

>>80500457
That was so mean, I cried for Jezebel

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>>80500457

>>80500457
Four Naan Jeremy!? Four!?

Is Mark a bad person? People always seem to say that he is, but he was always /myguy/ throughout the show.

>>80500534
God I fucking love that episode

Hey Jeremy, Gerard's died of flu.

>>80500729
That is so Gerard

>>80500726

You're not gay guys, you look like shit for gay guys.

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>>80500658

>>80500706

Outwardly he's just a typical everyman and is genuinely hard done by.

It's the fact you hear what he's thinking that make him a really terrible person.

>>80500706
The issue is he promotes a sense of superiority but he's really selfish and can be really cruel. Jez is selfish but he's a total moron and you feel like he doesn't realise half the time

>>80500706
If he just grew some balls he'd be 10/10 my guy. His timidity puts him in the majority of his bad situations.

>>80500706
Mark's just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.

>>80500759
>can you eat letter box hair
>strangely there's been very little research into that phenomenon Jeremy

>>80500706
He grows more and more into a bad person due to bitterness and resentment towards the human race.

>>80500822
I hate letterbox hair

t. former postman

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I'm making chicken tikka. Plus, I bought us loads of great stuff. Dune on DVD, Bakewell slices, gin, and Sara Lee

>Super Hans tried to sexually assault me a couple of times, but I told him where to get off.
>Super Hans!
>Sorry...

>>80500984

I'VE ACCIDENTLY RUN TO WINDSOR

>>80500138
Superior theme tune
Fuck britpop

>>80500984

How many people here unironically thought he was called Super Hands until you Googled it?

>>80501532
Literally no one who has ever watched the show has not initially thought he was called "Super Hands" unless they were told beforehand. Or beforehan.

>>80501532
>>80501614
Weird meme

"She even called Colin Cooper...a dickhead"

"But Colin Cooper is a dickhead"

I don't know why, but that line has ALWAYS stuck with me

THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS
THIS IS CONTAGIOUS
FEEL IT
SOOO FUUUUTIIILE

>>80501707
STAY AWAY FROM IT

WE ARE NOT THE HAIR BLAIR BUNCH

>>80500138
Well, the coin isn't actually the boss of me, Jeremy.

>>80500138
>>Ba dum *click* ba da dum *click* ba da dum
Not Pip Pop Plop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DcGevY1fFE

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some of the best advice ever

>>80500729
Buullllshiiit

The longer the note, the greater the dread

>What you got in there?
>Just a bit of crack.

>>80501815
This is such a great theme, easily in the top 25 TV themes ever, why did they change to that shitty pop song anyway?

>>80500894
What happened to Sara Lee Pecan Pies?

>Can't write 'No Jaws'
>I'll just pretend to write

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Super Hans was /ourguy/

Anyone want to explain why Jez is supposedly an illiterate idiot, but somehow instantly knows that the publishing house Mark goes to for his Pharaoh book is bogus?

The Watergategate

>>80502055
An attempt to make it more mainstream, accessible and give it a more recognizable branding. Just like how the first season was very brutal with the POV style. But they cleaned that up abit.

I never really became big even tho it has won awards and critical acclaim its still nothing compared to mainsteam british shows.

>>80501707
I always loved how the song is such a blatant rip off from Breathe by The Prodigy.

Hey you know what I fancy? A kebab! Will you go and get me a kebab?

>>80500894
Dunno why Mark constantly feels bad for Jez when Jez is partially responsible for a lot of the shit that happens to him, and still supports his ass too.

>>80500706

I hate Mark Corrigan physically, I dislike that kind of man. He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups.

>>80502215
Because every moron could see that it was bullshit. No publisher has a business meeting outside by a snacktruck. It's just that for once Mark was so blinded that he didnt see it.

>>80502282
You're not Freud, lad.

Don't thank me, thank the Microsoft Office family...Powerpoint, Excel, Word...the three amigos

>>80502315
That's Orson Welles describing Charlie Chaplin. (If I recall correctly).

>>80502282
Orson pls go.

>>80502406

Woody Allen actually.

was Mark a virgin in S1?

>>80502381

SUZE, WHERE'S THE BIG SCISSORS, DID YOU MOVE THE BIG SCISSORS?

>>80502273
I can't believe you were going to get me a kebab!

>>80502273
Might go down to the Chinky. Or the Paki store.

>>80502481
THAT'S NOT FUNNY DARYL, REPEAT, NOT FUNNY

>>80502527

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ticdtLsTI2Q

>>80502527
Either that or I'm an incredibly hard to detect paedo

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Big Suze is cute. CUTE!

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Alright lads, who was really Mark's 'the one'?

>>80502728
Big Suze or you lose

>>80502728
The only reasonable options are the teenager, April, or Dobby.

>>80502728

>No saz

>>80502728
April, she's just as nervous as he is,
plus she's cute

>>80500685
Could someone explain to me what is a naan.

>>80502728
Objectively April

>>80502855
you've never had naan bread?
pretty standard accompaniment to a curry

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>>80502855
Naan bread. Essential with a curry, much better than fucking poppadoms.

How on earth do you go through life without learning what naan is?

Speed Dating... Id be better off Speed SKateing!!

Would you like to play Capitalism?

>>80502478

IT NEEDS WIRES

>>80502907
>>80502937
I'm not a britbong. Have never eaten curry. I'm not sure if I even could get curry where I live.

>>80502907
>>80502937
Not him but Indian food isn't that big in America. I'd never heard naan before this show.

>>80502601

CLEANSHIRT

>>80502728
Big Suze, no question about it.

>>80503449
>This
She's the least "British looking"

>>80502728
Big Suze and as fate would have it, he turned her down.

>>80503495
Off yourself, yank.

>>80503120
Cleanshirt? Is that what's passing as an insult nowadays?

>>80503785
Icelander actually

>>80503886
Go and eat your rotting shark, then off yourself. Inbred.

>>80504169
'Inbred' said the Brit. British genes are so bad that that their overpaid professional ball kickers couldn't beat a few average blokes from a tiny irrelevant island

Chance would be a fine thing.

>>80502728
>Sophie
Too wild and too ugly
>Goth chick
Perfect for Mark in series 1, but very short shelf life. She'd have to completely change if they were ever going to get serious.
>Big Suze
There is no way Jez wouldn't ruin it. If Jez was out of the picture, she'd be perfect.
>April
Objectively the best. Attractive yet very socially awkward, so there is no way chadthundercock would go after her.
>Dobby
No idea why Mark strung her along. They had nothing in common other than being a bit geeky.
>that one off blonde bitch
She took his money then ditched him without even telling him why. Worse than Sophia desu.
>Sally
Too normal and her ex husband would make it very weird. Plus the whole relationship was built on a lie; there would be no way Mark could recover it after revealing where he actually lives
>the milf
Perfect for Mark now, shame about the age and haircut.
>the manager
Would be a decent partner short term, until she found someone more serviceable. Surprised she didn't go for Super Hans.

>>80504321
>A population of 250,000
You're the most inbred people on the planet, by far.

Fuck knows what your ad hominem was about. Ooh did the man kick the ball?

>>80504859
Iceland goes through great lengths to avoid inbreeding and has been very successful in their attempts. The inbreeding is however very apparent in Britain's lower-class, as they tend to share the same flaws in their facial features (asymmetrical eyes and ears, lack of cheekbones and chin and malformed teeth)

>>80502269
True about the success thing but apparently the DVD sales were always outstanding which is why they kept it going so long.

>>80503090
jesus..

>>80505015
Wew, you guys are still on the teeth meme? Your shitposting skills are exceptionally dated.

Must be all the inbreeding holding you back.

>>80500457

Americans love this sketch

>>80505085
Poor response. The dental malocclusions among Brits is very noticeable

>It's a rare decent thread gets ruined by an autistic Icelander episode

And I'm in heeeeeelllll.

>>80505088
>loud, brash, lacking in subtlety
makes sense

>>80502728
the rapist butch lesbian

>>80502215
Because Jeremy is more streetwise than Mark.

>>80505085
Stop feeding the troll.

>>80502134
company went under I wish they came back :(

>>80505142
>Inbreeding is supposed to be a bad thing. That’s why researchers were startled to discover the extent of inbreeding evident among residents of the orderly and not-exactly-lascivious Island nation of Iceland

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://drcate.com/icelands-genetic-secrets/

MEN WITH VEN

>>80505361
Inbreds on suicide watch.

>>80505403
Ah shit, I hate when the times make my reply look like a samefag.

>>80505361
>>80505403
samefag

>>80505529
Guess again, inbred.

>>80505361
>Icelandic people are significantly more attractive than Brits
>Higher IQs
>Longer lifespan and better overall health
Oh...woah....I feel really bad about myself right now....
How is the inbreeding in Iceland's past relevant if it didn't have any negative results? It's funny how vastly inferior people can only criticize that part of us

>>80505583
God just fuck off back to /b/. We were having a nice fucking thread before you arrived.

>>80505373
I've dropped about six social classes in since this morning

>>80504792
>Sophie
>Too wild

Too much of an insufferable cunt I'd say. Why did Mark obsess over that old and disgusting vagina is beyond all reason.

>>80501532
I didn't even notice. I do watch my shows with subtitles, tho.

>>80505675
Don't take my comments about Brits too seriously. Brits have had many positive on Iceland's society and are some of the most enjoyable people I have ever had the pleasure of interacting with and their comedy might very well be the best in the world

>"BLITZKRIEG, I'M IN THE ARDENNES"

>>80505675
It's because you keep taking the b8. Ignore the small penised individual and he will search for attention elsewhere.

Pint of Guinness - no logo on the foam.

>>80500138
People who unironically like Jeremy are missing the entire point of the show

"All we're saying is England for the English, right?"

>tfw I possess all of Mark and Jeremy's bad qualities

>>80505870
>No Push on, push on to moscow

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this is BOLLOCKS MARK

>>80506201
Alri

>>80506201
let's see

>>80506201
FUCC

>>80502728
the milf

>>80506201
2 please

>>80506201

PROJECT ZEUS please

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>>80506459

>>80506201
I want to chew on the Dob'z hair.

>>80506201
>you will never shift Johnson's gears

>>80506201
BIG SUZE FOR LIFE

>>80506201
anything but 9 get

>>80506560
Lucky fucker

>>80506499
hahahahaha

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What did they see in there?

>>80502273
Look at you, with your glass of wine and a jacket just like a real person

>>80506871
they were doing it

>>80502381
Actually said something similar to this in a job interview I actually got the job

>>80506871

child molestation

>>80506871
I think the last few seasons are garbage but this is genuinely in my top 3 scenes

>>80507419
>I think the last few seasons are garbage
what kind of standards do you have? what comedy can even compare (yes, even to the last few series)?

>>80506201
8 or 2 please 8 or 2

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I still think of this and start laughing when I say "blue sharpie" during work.

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>>80506201
rolling for Johnson

>>80507419
Agree to both statements. This scene and the episode where they get locked in the apartment block are the only good things I remember from season 7 onward. Season 4 was the peak though, absolute gold all the way through. Jez eating that fucking dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKGs4j7jdvM

>chip sticks or frazzles

It's so fucking on the ball

>most of my rivals from school have probably perished in blair's oil wars

>>80506201
johnson get

>>80502907
One of your parents mothers

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Who was Jez's best girl?

protip its Mark's Sister

>>80506201
0, 7, 8 or 9

>>80506201

big suze big suze big suuuuuuze?

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>>80502209

>>80501989
>Tell you what; that crack is really more-ish

>>80502728
Club chick, business MILF, and bottom-right business chick.

Can't remember their names.

it was old school pedoing, before it got such a bad name

>>80508671
The Swan and Paedo

why was jeff so smug about displacing mark as sophie's beta provider? does he realise how cucked it is to raise another man's son?

>>80506201
big suze please

they look forward to hearing from us in the future.
they...look forward to it

>>80508403
>doom metal in a nutshell


Do you have to print anything today, Mark?
Um. No?
That was the correct answer.

>>80508959
>actually seeing Sunn O))) in a few hours

Jeremy, please, don't smile like that. You're not James Bond, you're disgusting.

>>80509598
I am James Bond

>>80508797
>why was jeff so smug about displacing mark as sophie's beta provider?
It upset Mark, and that's all that mattered at that moment. How long did that even last anyway? I think he was just going for easy lays.

>That's all I need. They're bringing back wolves.

Even in its final moments this show delivered

>>80503449
It was established she was out of his league and she friend zoned him instantly.

She cant really be his one.

>>80506201
Is the blonde Alicia Silverstone?

>>80503702
Really?
Thats not how i remember that episode.

Mark never had a shot.

>>80509649
Nah he was going to pick up mark's son and going to his baptism.

That defeats the entire purpose.

It was never established if he was just an asshole or just really really hated mark.

>>80502937
>much better than fucking poppadoms

fack off m8

shilpa poppadom

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>tfw you start narrating your own thoughts in Mark's voice
I shouldn't binge watch this show so much

>>80507691
Its always sunny 1-7
Arrested development 1-3
Blackadder 2-4
The Thick of It
Community 1-2

are all better than seasons 6-8 of Peepshow and I say this as someone who thinks seasons 1-4 are the greatest of all time

>>80511981
>three shit Yank comedies

Come on son.

>>80503090
Not true. I live in town of 3,000 people and we have a Indian restaurant.

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>>80512761
>implying modern yank comedies don't shit all over modern British comedies

lol if you're still proud of British TV

>>80506201
Who will I get.

>>80511981
>no flight of the concords

>>80506201
roll

>>80511981
absolutely 10/10 taste there. so many people say community got shit after season 3 when it was already downhill by then

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Peep Show is in my top 5 favorite comedy shows. It's a shame the last few seasons weren't as good, but the very last season was worth it just to hear Mark refer to Jeremy's love triangle duo as "the mannequins".

>>80515866
I feel the same way about arrested development. Pales in comparison next to the rest of the show, but was ultimately necessary.

>>80505085
Triggered eurotard

>>80511981
>The thick of it

First time I've seen someone mention this show on /tv/. Top notch swearkino,

test

>>80506201
may as well roll