>she hates reddit Is she, dare I say it, /our girl/?

>>80490951
I don't know yet. Post more seductive photos of her.

>>80490951
She hates men and anything they enjoy. That's it.

Her comedy is just thinly veiled malice. She clearly has some abyssal psychological issues going on. Just check her Twitter for proof.

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>>80490951

>>80490951
ME: Where we at with this whole Amy ting? She steal jokes or what? To be completely honest with you we helped her out back in da day. *burp* I guess she got too big for da show? *sniff* Doooooooesn't bother me in the least! I wish you nuttin but da best.

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>>80490969
>Her comedy is just thinly veiled malice. She clearly has some abyssal psychological issues going on. Just check her Twitter for proof.

Isn't that just about every comedian?

Also
>checking twitter
>ever

>>80490998
Being a misanthrope is fine. But she has something against white men specifically. I imagine she can't even empathize with that demographic as a result.

>>80490951
She hates the only good parts of Reddit because those are the parts that hate this fat kike.

Shout-out to my nigga @CarlTeenMachine. Keep doing your ting on Twitter. #GTKRWN

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>>80490951
my V A G I N A
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>>80491039
I don't know anon, if I could profit off of thin-skinned dumbasses I definitely would.

I mainly hear the haters talking about her more than her fans.

>>80490951
Does she actually think she's hot?

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I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

>>80490969
>>80491039
Nah not really. It's just bantz chill out.

The enemy of my enemy is not my friend.

>>80490951
Literally who?

i never heard of this whale but keep seeing her posted here

>>80491089
She was kind hot for a comic 10 years ago. She got fat.

Fuck this feminist retard. She used to make jokes about Hillary Clinton because retarded and rip on sluts that were "begging to be raped."

After she broke it off with Jeselnik she stopped being funny- she completely changed her act and gained 50 pounds.

>>80491127
Do you not own a television? She was on TV all last year for Bud Light commercials, Old Navy commercials, her special, her movie, her book.

Are you living under a rock? She's the most overexposed comic since Dane.

>>80490951
>she hates reddit

her AMA on that shithole says otherwise.

go pedal your hag elsewhere viralcuck

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>>80490962

Not that funny. Way too overhyped.

>>80491151
I guess because i dont live in murica

>>80491176
Ohhh Christ, how I wish.

>>80491151
I have literally not seen her in any of that shit besides her movies. You need stop looking for her, man.

>>80491187
People talk about funny females like the Ghostbusters, Schumer & Lena Dunham like they're running for an election, like they want them to have some position in the culture. They did the same thing to Louis CK, they need him to represent something.

People get so defensive about female entertainers. They ask why people are making fun of the way these girls look. I dunno, why have they been calling Jim Norton a spineless worm for 20 years? Why have people been trashing Colin Quinn's awful legs or saying Kevin Hart is short? Why is nobody allowed to call Amy Schumer a frumpy bucktoothed four? All people do is call Bob Kelly fat.

Can't do it, cause women have it so rough. They'll turn around and say something like "this is what women in entertainment need to deal with." Yeah I guess so, cause you don't see Dave Attell stuffing himself into an Ed Hardy shirt so tight we can make out the exact contours of that zone of shame he calls an abdomen, but we need to give golf claps to all these unremarkable pillowcases full of ham that decide to wear their empowering "take that, male gaze" dresses.

>>80491208
That might explain it.

>>80491208
I don't live in a bubble. I watch the NFL- guess how many commercials are in a game?

>>80491176
It looks like her head shopped onto London Andrews' body. You're welcome.

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>>80491157
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRql1C7B85P/?hl=en

>The alt right organized trolls attack everything I do. Read the @splitsider article. They organize to get my ratings down. Meeting in sub Reddit rooms. They tried on my book and movies and tv show
>Meeting in sub Reddit rooms.
Hag? Show some respect. She's your queen now.

>>80491258
She's mad at /r/opieandanthony and /r/the_donald, you cuck. Those are good subreddits.

>>80491115
Works better with Dunham. But still keked

Motherfucker, is the site slow today or is it just this board? Been having to retry nearly every post and the images load slow as all fuck.

Also when (((Amy & Seth's))) wage gap commercials bombed hard and sales fell as a result, kek. Glad that people are starting to get fed up with this spoonfed cultural marxist shit and are fighting back with their shopping habits.

>>80491299
And Miller Light or or one of those other companies did commercials just showing their beer with the voiceover "While Budweiser is getting political, we just want anyone to enjoy our beer! Refreshing, delicious," blah blah...

when will the left stop bushing their fat-accepting agenda?

>>80490998
>let's sort this out on a plate
>jump cut
>nice

>>80491277
Wrong. The entire site was ragging on your queen, especially the defaults, and if she were going to call out those two, she would have called out those two.

>>80491365
I don't know anything about the defaults, all I know is Amy is a talentless fat kike and that /r/opieandanthony is the funniest place on the internet. PERIOD.

>>80490951
It's weird, I've literally NEVER met a fan of hers
Even Lawrence, I've met people who will say that she's a good actress
But I've never heard anyone say how smart and funny Amy Schumer is. Aren't her films tanking as well?

I don't get how she's still a thing?

>>80490951
/r/opieandanthony is full of people from /tv/ though

>>80491132
That's actually kind of sad, she still thinks she's living in the past

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>>80490962

>>80491365
>>80491419
>>80491436
wtf i love reddit now

>>80491365
>The entire site was ragging on your queen

1.)reddit is tolerable when the default sorting is Controversial due to its hugbox nature
2.)reddit defends this fat cow constantly

Can we stop having these threads?

>>80491634
Why?

>>80491594
>reddit is tolerable
No.

she's fucking ugly and retarded dumb feminist land whale

>>80491692
/r/opieandanthony is funnier than here, you faggot cuck.

/r/antipozi and other /pol/ subreddits are ok, too, but not as humour based.

>>80491634

What's the problem?

>>80491594
>reddit is tolerable when the default sorting is Controversial

Yes.

>>80491692

You're wrong.

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>more like "Jew Pork"

>>80490951
I don't even think her parents will ever admit that she's their girl

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>>80491724
You're so stupid.

>>80490951
Ffs anon I've just eaten. Please stop posting pigs in lewd positions, I should call animal protective services!

>>80491718
>>80491724
>liking reddit
Your tastes are objectively terrible and incorrect.

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>>80491766
>>80491785

>they can't handle reddit

>>80491470
Celebrities just walk with a dreadful face like everyone else

>>80491718
>/r/opieandanthony is funnier than here
then fuck off back there?

i have literally no idea why everyone is so up in arms about this shit
please explain to me why you can't just ignore her, do you guys have fucking google alerts turned on for her?

Amy schumer looks soo much like a pig, Adam the gay furry tried to fuck her!

Bazinga!

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>>80491176
Here's the eye bleach. t. she has varying stages of thickness but is hot and high test af

>>80490951

>when your comedy is so horrible that Reddit doesn't even like it

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>>80491277
>good subreddits

>>80491810
It's bad.

>>80490951
>white
>overweight
>6/10 tops
>pretends to be edgy
>full of shame
>is actually painfully normal
/our girl/? more like queen of 4chinz

>>80490951
She only hates it because they are better at stealing things and calling it their own than she is.

>Reddit defenders
Explains why /tv/ is quickly becoming hot ass.

Everyone hates Reddit.

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>blindly hating 4chan w/usernames and a point system

You people are sad

>>80491864
i'm as mad as hell, and i'm not going to take this anymore!

>>80491864
I've seriously started to suspect that people like Amy saw how much unintentional help Anita sarkesian got from the retards on /v/ giving her free publicity that they now go to places like 4chan and Reddit whenever they need exposure. They make a post that riles people up and then those same people attempt to screw them over in some way which gives them the ability to go to these liberal "news sites" and complain about how internet misogynists and nazis are ganging up on them which gets them sympathy AND free advertising. And just like the retards we are, we fall for it every time.

>>80491911
>what is r/Lexee_Smith
You're even too reddit for reddit kek

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>>80491941
>/tv/ got gradually worse after the mods started banning waifu and cunny posters
It's almost like those threads kept the redd*tors away

>unfunny
>Steals jokes
>Hates Reddit but goes to Reddit
>Fat

Yup she's our gitl

>>80491132
Almost like someone from the same ethnic group pushed her as a specific act to promote a specific agenda
Weird coincidence lol

I fucking love Reddit!

>>80491991
Names and points are anti what this site is, you fucking moron. It isn't "4chan but not anonymous," it's inherently anti-4chan for not being anonymous. You absolutely have to stay there and off of here, you know nothing little mongoloid. How it didn't hit you in the head that we don't use names or a voting system for a reason beats me.

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>>80492072
Oh shit

>>80491991
>"it's 4chan but with two major things that make it terrible and worthy of hate, so why is it terrible and why do you hate it?"

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>>80491941
>he still hasn't figured out this is the reddit section of 4chan

>>80492133
>ames and points are anti what this site is, you fucking moron
>>80492158

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>>80492046
Wrong.

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>>80492196
>obvious literal reddit browser

>>80490951
just kill yourself, that fucking meme was never funny and everyone who thinks otherwise is literally autistic

>>80492196
>"yes because people love tripfags on 4chan"
Are you retarded by accident or on purpose?

>>80492196
Everyone hates name users here, especially mods. Are you pretending to be retarded? Are you just new? Go be new somewhere else.

>>80492193
Go back to /b/.

>>80492098
>promote a specific agenda
Like what?

>>80492246
it's probably b8 2bh

>>80492228
see>>80492196
>>80492228

kill yourself >>80492246
only people that hated tripfags were the old staff run by Moot. since then usernames have become more accepted to 4ch's nature

>>80492257
Like her Drumpf bashing and Hillary promotion
Her fat acceptance
Her sluttyness pushing

>>80492262
Oh, you're retarded by accident. My condolences to the handlers that have to take care of you.

>>80491816

kys

>>80492262
No, we all still hate tripfags. Pretty obvious you haven't been here longer than a year. Welcome, newfaf, now fucking leave.

>>80492262
every one hates tripfags even tripfags themselves secretly hate themselves for being such giant faggots that they feel they need an identity on an anonymous vietnamese pottery site

>>80492258
Probably but it's funny nonetheless.

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MY BOYFRIEND USUALLY CUMS IN ME

>>80490951
>reddit hates amy schumer


Are they, dare I say, /our guys/?

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>ITT:newfags arguing with redditfags

>>80492274
>directly related to the Dems elite
>is fat
>overcompensates her unattractiveness by pretending to be slutty
Is is possible that what you call 'agenda' is just her? And, say what you will, people really like her.

>>80492405
if shes that slutty she should do nudes already tbqh

Is she really gonna be Barbie in that movie?

>>80492428
which part of 'pretends' was too complicated for you?

>>80492428
She has done nudes, though.

>>80491115
what's with the oasis logo

>>80492405
Would be possible if not for >>80491132

>And, say what you will, people really like her
But that's the point. They don't. Who do you know who likes her? They had to stage a cinema shooting to promote her stupid movie. If you were on /tv/ that week you'd have noticed that there were actual paid shills here for it
So

>Is is possible that what you call 'agenda' is just her?
No. It was natural to her but the reason this blob got pushed is obviously to promote exactly that

>>80491065
>mAGINA
What did he mean by this?

>>80492506
Trainwreck made 140M against a 35M budget. I'm sorry, kiddo, but I will not debate reality with you.

>>80492281
>only retort is middle school antics

classic 4ch

>>80492289
>we

love it when one anon thinks they can speak for the entire site

>>80492296
>everyone
see above

>>80492196
Tripfags are cancers to 4chins

>>80492592
> defending amy schumer on an anime forum

For what purpose?

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>reddit supporters
>schumer supporters
>dnc supporters
>shillary supporters

>all in one thread

>morons not knowing massive bait

>>80490951
Is her comedy satire of female comedians?

>>80492673
I don't really care for Schumer. She's too much of an everyday person.
I see my efforts more of an educative nature.

she is actually kinda cute desu....

>>80492739
Okay, educate me on her blatant joke stealing and nepotism

I want her to cuck me so bad

>>80492765
As I said, I don't care for that, as I don't really care for her. I just think associating white upper class privilege with ethnic groups pushing agendas is naive.

>this thread about some literal who cunt allowed to stay up
>some thread about DBZ deleted
Not defending the dbz shit but I'm really confused on the standards for threads these days. The mods are all over the place man.

>>80492971
WHITE PRIVILEGE?!??!?! Slimy kike. Also,
> Her father is second cousin to U.S. Senator Chuck Schumer. Schumer's father was born Jewish and her mother, who is from a Protestant background, converted to Judaism. Schumer was raised Jewish and says she experienced antisemitism as a child.

>>80491087
The haters aren't the ones going to her shows or seeing her movies/specials. What the fuck are you even on about?

>>80492608
>tripfaggot in disguise

>>80491255
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

you fags would never be able to pull a girl as attractive as her IRL

>>80493094
Usually takes a crane

>>80491709
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>>80493016
>thread about a celebrity's career and a recent netflix comedy special is allowed to stay up because it's /tv/
>threads about cartoons don't belong on this board, there are boards for cartoons
First day on this website, huh?

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>>80491115

>That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

Wrap it up kids, you dont want to wake up with Chlamydia.

I want to lather her body in pig lard and gut fuck her until I bust a nasty nut in her fat folds.

>>80494427
You posted that like one of those things is more Television and Film related than the other.

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guys we built redit, remember.
just like god made hell for stan.

It must be such a sad existence to blame everything on unjustified hatred, especially agenda-driven hatred.

I love me some crude humour but I loathe her "comedy." And I'm female.

George Carlin is still in my eyes the best shameless comedian because there as actual intelligence buried in between pussy fart jokes.

>>80495027
>It must be such a sad existence to blame everything on unjustified hatred, especially agenda-driven hatred.
isthisyourfirstdayon/tv/.jpg

>>80495027
Show us your tits fatty

>>80495027
Please be in london, you retarded dyke.

>>80495189
I was more talking about Schumer. Feig and Finn Jones also instantly came to mind. These people kind of have a professional obligation to be critical of their own work, not really comparable to anonymous shitposting.

>>80495359
I'm many things, but I'm not in London or a dyke.

>>80495027
pls be my gf
I'm not like the mysoginist /pol/tards I swear

This doomed fucking board uses the word Reddit more than actual reddit does. holy fucking shit, I'm from /co/ and you spergs seriously need to be euthanized or at least fuck off back to the place you screech so incessantly about. Seriously, the reddit boogeyman on this board is literally one of the most autistic things on this website dedicated to hosting and containing autism.

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>>80496308

>I'm from /co/
Change up your HRT doses, it's making you hysterical.