where were you when BASED amy schumer BTFO the alt-right?

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We're all alt-right!

We're all alt-right!

>>80487073
What kind of faggot larps as an sjw Amy schumer fan at 2:30 in the morning on /tv/? Re-evaluate your life dude. Jesus.

not going to read the whole book, sorry

SOME KIND OF INDIE BOOKSTORE OR SOMETHING

>>80487126

People like you are why I still visit this pickled egg eating imageboard

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I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

>>80487182
>>80487073
>7 posts
>6 posters
Fuck off op you fucking queer

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>it makes me feel powerful and dangerous and brave

do women really think anyone is buying it when they use language like this

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Alt-right alt-right alt-right alt-right alt-right alt-right alt-right alt-right

>>80487073
She gets her jimmies russled all the time. Isn't really news.

>>80487073
How do we stop these sub Reddit room meetings?

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>>80487219
I don't know what it looks like at that place. Care to indulge me? Perhaps a screenshot as an example, friendo.

>>80487201
But anon, she is stunning and brave why would she lie?

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Listen guys there is NO POSSIBILITY that she has just made bad decisions and shitty content at all. It is every single one of your faults and never ever this beautiful meat hammocks. Obviously there are organized groups going against her wildly progressive style of comedy.

>>80487073
>alt-right
>still using the term Hilldawg created to lump all of her critics into one neat package
There's a reason their supposed leader Richard Spencer is seen as controlled opposition at best and a joke at worst.

>>80487073
>my boyfriend usually cums in me

USA ""COMEDY""

>>80487073
Great marketing tactic desu

It was extremely crude, even for her standards. It was kind of funny. I can see why some were put off by it.

Victim culture is really embedded in life now. Of course journalists said her show was rubbish, shes famous. Journalists hack on about anyone successful, especially the UK press. Yet she is making it out like there's a campaign against her

There's nothing more sad with these neckbeards who obsess over their female/PoC celebrities because they have nothing to do with their lives. If you have a anonymous twitter account and send death/rape threats to anything then just kill yourself because you are the saddest fucks ever. These people you criticise aren't going anywhere and all you're doing is validating their beliefs you idiots. Always makes me chuckle when I see a thread on /tv/ about SJWs infiltrating the film industry. You all act like your shitty circle jerk is going to change anything. Pro tip, it won't.

But keep going losers. It's entertaining.

>>80487182
did this come from the milliondollarextreme sub reddit or was what was posted there a pasta?

"Vagina." (crowd cheers).

>strong and beautiful
>and beautiful

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>sub Reddit rooms

I'd fuck the shit out of her, but I am a cretin and I have a thing for women that look like Ms. Piggy.

>>80488048
t. Kermit

>writing a novel on Instagram

she's beyond triggered. sad she now can right off any criticism of her comedy as alt-right trolls

>>80488086
just as planned...

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>make unfunny comedy special
>everyone says it's not funny and you suck
>REEEEEE IT'S THE ALT-RIGHT! RUSSIA HACKED EVERYONE INTO HATING ME!! FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

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>>80487073

>>80487182
This is a good pasta because /tv/ hates women.

>>80487073
>everyone who disagrees with me belongs to x group

>>80487073
>meeting in sub Reddit rooms

holy fucking btfo

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Hey, why are you letting redtors make threads here?

>literally all of 4chan and Reddit hate Amy due to her politics.
>she calls them out on it
>WOW FUCK OFF CUNT YOU JUST SUCK

Hmmmmmm.

>>80488251
>>literally all of 4chan
Kys faggot.

I could forgive the stealing of material, the awful and trite subject matter and the feminist liberal woman pandering if her delivery and stagecraft wasn't ABSOLUTE FUCKING DOGSHIT.

>>80488086
While it's true that she can do it, do you really think it's gonna convince people forever? Just look at all the things that are blamed on "alt right trolls". The media is already wearing out that scapegoat.

>>80488288
>if her delivery and stagecraft wasn't ABSOLUTE FUCKING DOGSHIT.
That's very true. Even when I find myself thinking that a joke of "hers" is clever, she always ends up ruining it by amazingly bad delivery.

>>80488338
Crap material can still be delivered well, but bad delivery will kill anything.

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>>80487182
this is well done

>>80487921
fucking this. I'd like to see amy tear one of these losers a new one in person.

and i think shes hot.

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>>80487073
>Blames low score on "fake votes"
>Blames news organizations for reporting on it

>>80487259
I am the only white American who knows Don Bradman

>>80488443
>complaining about fake votes that aren't real

So she's exactly like Trump?

>>80488500
I believe that was the joke

>>80487073
hi hi hi don't make fun of me silly trolls

am just a comedian like everyone else ;)

>>80487073
queen slay

>>80487179
People like you are the cancer killing this site.