Mary Magdalene (2017)

WE WUZ APOSTLES AN SHEIT

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Peter wasn't a nig.

>>80486470
That nobody should be making a movie about this whore.

>>80486470
>>Chiwetel Ejiofor as Peter
This nigger has played niggers, Indians and now Jews

>Joaquin Phoenix as Jesus

Consider me fucking hyped

I'd be mad at Peter's casting if Chew-it-all Edgy-04 wasn't such a good actor

>>80486470
>>Chiwetel Ejiofor as Peter
least they will cast one thing right

Sorry whitey but either they where some sort of nig or sandnig but most seem to point to dark nig.

might as well cast blacks since its fiction based on fiction anyway.
havent seen a christ cuk movie that was worth a damn ever

but saint peter wasn't black

>>80486470
Fuck that shit.

DAS RITE

WE WUS ANCIENT ISRAELITES N SHEIT

MOSES WAS BLACK TOO JUST LIKE THE PHARAOHS THAT DROVE HIM OUTTA EGYPT

WE WUZ POPES N' SHIET

>>80486470
>Rooney Mara
Dropped

Okay I will give her a second chance

>as Mar...
Dropped

#jesussowhite

Neither Jesus nor Mary Magdalene were white and I don't see the complaints about it

Don't know why people come up with these ideas that biblical figures from the Mid East were black

In those day in that area being black was a quick way to become a slave if you weren't already one.

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wow she looks like your typical Middle Eastern girl

>>80486470
>historical jewish movie
>none of the actors are jews
wot

>>80486915
>In those day in that area being black was a quick way to become a slave if you weren't already one.

American education

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>>80486961
Hwakeen is half Jew

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practically the same person

>>80486915
>In those days...

It still is. Most other cultures hate blacks a lot more than whites ever could.

Also Chiwetel is awesome and I approve of his casting.

>WTF! WHY AREN'T MY MIDDLE EASTERN BIBLICAL FIGURES PURE SNOW WHITE EUROPEANS?!?

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>>80486911
Rooney is black though.

look at all the fedora tippers already happy with this movie because is going to piss off christians

>>80487016
>pure snow white
>sub saharan black

there's nothing in between

WE WUZ DENIERS AND SHIT

>>80486470
Finally they have a jew playing Jesus

>>80486911
jews are white confirmed

>>80486470
so, what's the premise? is it about Jesus being a crazy motherfucker who thinks he's the foretold messiah and tricks everyone into believing his bs?

>>80487169
it's about how jesus and the apostles try to get that magdalene pusy

>>80486470
Don't know any of the other actors but I'll see this for Chiwetel Ejiofor.

>>80487197
>Peter cucking our boy Jesus 3 times before the rooster crows the next morning

Maybe when even Jews start getting blackwashed, they'll begin to worry their little agenda has gotten out of hand.

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>it's another non-biblically-accurate bible movie
why don't they do this to the quran? why not have muhammad be black?

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>>80487220

>>80487212
Is this bait?

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Reminder that Cathcucks will defend this

"Peter, you will deny me three times before the cock crows."

"Aw, HELL naw."

>>80487285
>Pic
This triggers the trumptards

Remidner that the 70s Jesus Christ superstar movie is the definite telling of his last days.

>>80487367
>90's Will Smith will never do a Jesus biopic
I'd have watched the shit out of it. Even the rap single he'd have done with it too

>>80487367
So that's it, huh? We some kinda Apostles?

>>80486470
>John will be gay and played by Eddie Redmayne
>Luke will be Asian played by John Cho

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>>80486607

AYO HOL UP
*drags up fishing net*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*untangles a fish*
THIS FINNA BE
*waves fish around menacingly*
SOME KINDA SYMBOL

ROOROON IS NOT A WHORE!!!
SHE'S PURE!!! PURRRRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!

>>80487730
ass snacks

It's the middle east, none of those guys were white.

>>80486953
>>80486953

Syrians are white

>>80487790
and peter, the father of the church, wasn't a subsharian nigger

>>80487795
They're mostly dead these days.

>>80487795
Go to bed Putin

I'm ready for more Christkino

>>80486953
Syrian/Lebanese and pretty much the countries surrounding Israel are all white.

No one gave a fuck that Judas was black in Jesus Christ Superstar, though that was based on a play. No one seems to give a fuck about the race of actors in plays, I guess you just accept it easier because the artifice is more apparent with plays. Movies are expected to be more "realistic" whatever that means.

Is this going to use the Mary was a prostitute meme?

I find it quite interesting that . I just wish we got Joaquin Phoenix as Jesus in a movie about Jesus, Judas or even Peter.

I wish Hollywood could make a movie about the disciples, with Judas and Peter in the forefront, Jesus being the side character.

Also Chiwetel is a great casting for Peter. The character in the bible is nuanced, emotive and brash yet reflective, and Chiwetel has the chops to pull it off.

>>80487790
You'd be surprised. Persians are indo European and alot of lebanese, afghans and syrians are very fair and can have blue eyes. Look at Asad for example.

>>80486604
>dark nig
>in judea

>criticize because it's a black actor
>get angry when someone criticizes something else for having a white actor
Two sides, same coin.

>>80486953
>>80487017
I wanna marry Rooney! :D

This movie is going to flop hard.

>>80486516
enough of your heathen papist lies

>>80488992
All women are prostitutes, anon.

>>80486470
Needs more middle eastern actors.

Sick of this white-washing desu.

>>80488630
>Syrian/Lebanese and pretty much the countries surrounding Israel are all white.
No, kid.

>>80486470
>white american actor playing middle eastern
>african american actor playing middle eastern

>>80493156
He's british.

>>80488630
Then I'm sure you'd be happy letting a few white Syrian refugees move in next door to you

>>80487285
Muslims dont like any form of depiction of their prophet- be it white, brown, black or yellow

>>80486470
Makes me kinda angry tbqh.

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>>80486953
>subhuman attached earlobe

>>80486470
no Sasha Grey wtf?

>>80486470
HERESY

>>80486470
Is this movie going to have rock monsters like Noah? As to try to appeal to the people who aren't Christian, but making it so Christian people won't see it

titus get the cross

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>>80486607

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>implying Jesus and Mary were white


This better not be
>le Jesus and le Mary were married

>>80488630

>this is what Arabs actually believe

>>80486470
Looks like they've mixed up Simon Peter with Simon Nigger from Acts 13:1

>>80486470
I'll watch everything with RoRo

who's directing?

Chewbacca is a good actor
Rooney Mara is a good actor
Phoenix is a good actor

they're caring about charactarization not about historical representation. I'm in.

>>80486508
He's a made up character he could be any colour you like

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>>80497203

>4chan complains about black Jews
>SJWs complain about white Jesus

Dead on arrival, m8

>>80497203
HE'S THE FIRST POPE YOU HERETIC

>>80497203
>all historical figures are made up characters

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>>80497203
>He's a made up character he could be any colour you like

>>80486470
>complaining about a black guy being cast as peter in a movie about the king of jews

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>>80497203