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What is his fucking problem?
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>incarnation of pure evil
It's just his culture bro.
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Why didn't Aku just send Jack, much father into the future, around the heat death of the universe?
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Why doesn't Aku just send himself back in time before the magic sword is made and give Jack's mother an abortion?
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Foolish samurais warriors
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>>80481636
Because then someone else would get the sword
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Why didn't aku just send Jack's sword into the distant future but keep jack in the present
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>>80481367
He's bored and Jack is a lot of fun to fuck with
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Why didn't Aku just scatter each of Jack's atoms evenly across all of spacetime?
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Why didn't aku just create a clone of jack and use it to vandalize a popular vacation island to frame jack to make him clean it up
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>>80481736
Why didn't Aku just kill all of the Japanese so they couldn't make a sword?
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why didn't Aku implement sword control? Japan doesn't have a 2nd amendment
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Why didn't Aku just shapeshift into HIV and infect Jack?
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Why doesn't Aku just send Jack farther into the future every time they meet?
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>>80481367
it's all a prank bro
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Why doesn't Aku just travel himself forward into the future where he's already beaten Jack?
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Why didn't Aku just shapeshift into Hitler and gas Jack? I mean really come on.
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Why didn't Aku just shapeshift into a massive nigger bull and BLACK Jack's mother, causing her pathetic cuck husband to kill himself in shame before he could impregnate his coal burning wife with Jack?
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>>80482019
Because then some upstanding urban gentleman in Africa would get a magic stick to beat him to death with.
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>>80482656
He knows that in the future Jack kills him so he can't send him too far
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>>80482843
Kek derailing this thread with no survivors
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So was Aku in the first episode of the revival at all? Does he have a new voice?
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>>80483838
Yeah he shows up and cucks jack to near death and throws him through a new time portal lmaoooo
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>>80481367
He's Jack...
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>>80481526
Or how about into the past,where he can't do shit?
like: Ok, you fight dinosaurs now. Maybe if you kill one in a bog, someone will find it's skeleton someday. Before I take over the world and enslave them.
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