hungry?
>>80479981
>Invisible woman slam
>Not just an empty plate
>>80480259
That wouldn't make any sense as a menu option you stupid fuck. I hope you aren't in charge of anything because you are far from clever or being creative.
>>80480368
>>80480368
I'd have to agree with this poster here, frankly >>80480259 didn't think his post out.
>>80480368
A sign of autism is not understanding a blatant joke. I'm not even kidding. You should have laughed it off instead of taking it literal.
>>80479981
would smash the thing burger tbqh
>>80480433
I'm aware of the irony responding to this
>>80480389
>>80480433
No shit I got the joke it was still a fucking terrible one
>>80480543
> ya'll want some swamp pudding?
>>80480563
>/v/ poster
Tell me what other posts are yours so I can disregard them
>>80480593
This is my TV dinner
>>80480593
wonder what the swamp pudding tasted like
>>80480594
I will, but only if you tell me which shitposts are yours so I can follow you around and we can do this together more often.
I'd slam Kate
My thing was TMNT pies. Custard filling nyum.
>>80480368
You have autism my dude.
>>80479981
>>80480259
>>80480368
>>80480406
>>80480433
>>80480519
>>80480543
>>80480563
>>80480594
>>80480666
>>80480730
Invisible Woman dish should've been a desert.
Some kind of blue jello or something. Maybe with mousse or ice cream.
This isn't rocket surgery people.
>>80480630
You want an Orge cookie too?
>>80480886
That wouldn't make any sense, rockets don't have fucking surgery done you fucking retard. I hope you aren't in charge of anything because you are far from being clever or creative.
>>80480934
>rockets don't have fucking surgery
Spoken like someone who isn't in the know.
>>80479981
how come americans need to convert everything to food? it's like it's the only currency that makes sense to them and which they can understand.
>>80481274
how come europeans need to convert everything to nationalistic value statements? it's like it's the only currency that makes sense to them and which they can understand.
>>80481346
Obsessing over foreign countries is the only thing that distracts them from their miserable existence.
>>80480543
Why are you so hostile?
>>80479981
Honestly this looks fucking terrible.
>>80479981
I remember a post describing the thing burger as an example of real life vaporwave or some shit. It was nice but I'm too lazy to search the archives for it.
>>80479981
Wait, Mr. Fantastic doesn't get his own themed entree?
>>80479981
>Big Fat Sausage and a couple of eggs in the nigger character one
>>80480368
>>80480433
Autists trolling autists. But which one is the true autist, and which one is memeing?
>>80482151
jej
>>80480705
those things were sin against god and all things holy but fuck they were delicious
What will it be, /tv/?
>>80479981
>hungry?
...say that again.
>>80482151
I really would like to ask the guys who came up with the menu their reasoning for that.
>>80480651
It was peices of pasta in a pea sauce with green food colouring
Made your mouth green
>>80480886
I don't know what this is but it looks delicious
>>80480593
SMOKE A BACKWOODS
>>80480593
>Keep frozen; Cook thoroughly
How?
>>80481931
>No fantfourstic powers to show off
>No slamfourstic breakfast to eat
>>80483720
I'll take the trasure thanks.
>>80483720
I did the Hobbit Hole Breakfast with a side of honey cake french toast. Denny's did this to promote each hobbit movie so I couldnt wait to get more hobbit food for the 3rd movie but they didnt do it.
>>80483986
No it wasn't you fucking nigger, it was pudding with bug shaped sprinkles
>>80484117
good as hell, good as shit
>>80483720
This one irritates me. Tolkien went into detail on thhe food and aside from lembas, it was all real food.
That menu resembles nothing from the book or film.
>>80485939
t. christopher
>>80485995
Stop disrespecting my fathers legacy!
>guys, what themed meal can we offer for the Invisible Woman
>fuck it
The Thing burger was legit delicious. When they had that deal I came in after I drank more than I ever had in my life. You know the ones, where you start to wonder why you're not feeling the least bit nauseous and alcohol suddenly tastes like water. I was kind of starting to feel it on the way back, but we stopped at a Denny's and I ordered that monstrosity. By the time we were done I was mostly sober without a hangover. Fucking thing tastes amazing and saved me from getting fucked by vodka.
>>80479981
>>80483720
What the fuck is a slam?
>>80480368
I disagree, it would still sell, and it would be all profit
>>80484340
>batman's chocolate cookie crusade
i want
This is now a Denny's fight kino thread
https://youtu.be/NtMxhNplxlg
https://youtu.be/0I4Rjz4ozNQ
https://youtu.be/6wR7s2r5JqI
>>80484340
Okay so I'm old as fuck, but I don't remember tie-ins being so shit. I mean just put the drinks in a collectors cup or whatever. Wonder Woman's Strawberry Warrior, what the hell even is that? Is Wonder Woman somehow related to strawberries?
>>80483720
God, Tolkien would be so disgusted
>>80486195
An greasy breakfast combo meal they serve at Denny's. You can pick one of their pre made "slams" or build your own.
>>80479981
>it's the same slop we usually serve but with capeshit names
>>80486195
The thing I do to your mom every night haha
>>80486220
Is there a specific gimmick to Denny's that makes it more likely to have fights? Who goes there normally?
>>80486273
It tastes good though
>>80479981
Man this actually pisses me off.
I have no real reason to be pissed, but it's doing it regardless.
>>80486362
to be honest id probably enjoy those more than the movie
>>80486328
Its a cheap breakfast spot that's open 24/7 and generally located in low/middle income areas and neighborhoods with a lot of college kids. On Friday/Saturday nights they get swamped with varied groups of drunks getting in a meal before they go to sleep, which leads to fights. If you go to a Denny's during regular hours it's pretty much normal diner.
>>80486362
The more revered the property the angrier it makes me. Fantastic 4 = mildly annoyed. Lord of the Rings = rage
>>80479981
>this thread
im hungry now and also sad
I wonder what flavor of Taquito Sherlock Holmes and Watson prefer?
>>80486286
eric simply eric :,)
>>80486496
I get that it's supposed to be claws, but at first glance that shit just looks like a tiny burger on a fork.
A work of art at that scale, but I'd certainly need bottomless fries as a side if I had it for a meal.
>>80486362
Shut up, cunt.
>>80486687
That would be pretty great if you could make like 20 perfect burgers but each one is only the size of silver dollar. Sliders taken one step further.
>>80480593
>fun nuggets
It worries me when they can't legally put chicken
>>80480593
No thanks, I already stepped my game up to the grown man version of these. I have a freezer full right now.
>>80486220
has any movie besides Way of The Gun come close to capturing the scope of an American pleb brawl?
>there are people on /tv/ that willingly eat at Denny's
disgusting
>>80487013
Have you ever had army/prison food?
>>80486220
>bitch starts throwing chairs
>lady on other side catches one and throws it back
>>80486821
It says chicken right under it you dumb faggot.
Just kidding though I thought the same at first.
>>80482151
How can egg whites even compete?
>>80486849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qu5wcplSss
>>80479981
>slamt-four-stic
>>80487013
>eating at chain restaurants
>not going to your local and picking up this beaut for $5
>>80480389 >>80480406 >>80480433 >>80480730 >>80480886 >>80483474 >>80486196 >>80488435
>/tv/ retards getting assblasted
>>80488449
*BrRrRAaAAaaPpp*
>>80488199
Why theres some burned skin between cardboard?
>>80488199
I live in Europe :J
>>80486220
why are they all black people
>>80489732
>'living' in Europe
You're merely surviving mate
>>80480543
I don't think you did my aspie friend
>>80484340
Superman would've been perfect without the strawberries. They could've thrown in a banana or even a mango if they wanted to go exotic
>>80491584
Vader burger turned my shit coal black
>>80491584
Are those fucking cheese curds on the Jedi burger?
>>80483720
Imagine you are a hungry divorced guy who looks like shit and goes to dennys to eat.
>yeah,I'll have dwarves turkey and dressing dinner
>>80484759
I rarely cry after reading 4chan posts but you made me feel so, so sad. Hope you fared well with your life despite this dissapointment.
>>80479981
I had the thing burger, it was actually pretty good. Putting an egg in a hamburger is a decent idea
>>80486594
wtf this doesn't make any sense
>>80493998
Get a clue.
>>80480368
Look kids, real autism!
>>80483720
>Hobbit Hole
>>80491584
>When the Jedi side is Green but the Dark side gets the lettuce
>>80480593
>>80486821
pro-tip: when the packaging says "Made WITH white-meat chicken" instead of "Made OF white-meat chicken" it's probably made of 10% white-meat chicken and 90% slaughterhouse-leftovers
>>80491905
That's Vador for you. Dark Vador.
>>80483720
I had the Smaug's fire Burger multple times. That shit is fucking delicious.
>>80495805
God this movie was shit.
>>80495822
yeah but if you're 12 or younger it's pretty awesome
>>80486233
Shes related to the colour red. What do you want it to be?
>Wonder womans shards of metal and tiny lassos.
Wasn't there a big thing about the thing burger since the thing is a jew or something and hte burger has bacon?
>you now remember when Shrek 2 came out and every box of food was covered in his face
>>80496351
>ywn have a mint ogre-load again in your life
>>80495805
At least it rhymes.
>>80495817
You realize that all of this, this is your fault. ALL YOUR FAULT.
Anyone want a Star Wars BB8 Orange™?
>>80495805
>Vanilla
>with fudge and chocolate chips
I believe that's just called fudge chocolate chip ice cream
>>80496511
Those are some of the best oranges
>>80480705
I've tried eating the Bobby Hill fruit pies now as an adult and they just make me feel diabetic.
>>80496398
>tfw will never go back
>>80480368
this is the most successful troll i've seen all week.
>>80496636
Wow this image hit me with an unexpectedly huge dose of hard flashback.
>he doesn't consume offical George Lucas approved Jar Jar lollipops while watching his favorite kinos
back2reddit
>slamtfourstic
what the gosh diddly dang did they mean by this?
>>80496636
Holy fucking shit that's some China-white pure mainlined nostalgia right there
>>80496636
>tfw you found a fiver in your pants
it was like going to a buffet
>>80479981
The thing burger bun looks like the skin on fat people's legs when it gets all diabetic and gangrenous
slightly related
>>80481346
You're just mad that none of this food is halal
>>80486220
the fucking Peanuts theme at the end
>>80496974
>WIN AN ACTION PACKED TRIP TO DETROIT
Every fucking time.
>>80496974
>win an action packed trip to Detroit
>>80496636
>LOWFAT MILK SHAKE
Who are they fucking kidding here
Are the hash browns low in sugar as well
How about some coffee to keep ya awake?
>>80480368
>people replying seriously
Jesus Christ
>>80481429
severe case of little white dick
>>80486220
>top 10 Denny's fights
>>80487898
is he, despite not being human, /ourguy/?
>>80480389
haha is that woman a robot or something haha
>>80483720
>>80485939
>>80485995
Don't worry guys, I'm here to be irritated, too.
>>80479981
Doesn't Bendy McBender get a special dish?
>>80498391
You must be 18 to post on this website.
>>80498441
you must be a non-virgin to be a winner in this life. chop chop get on it!
>>80498852
Say that to my face motherfucker not online and see what happens.
>>80496636
Remember Bobby's World?
>>80483720
hobbit menu was kino
>>80493530
No.
They're marshmellows.
>>80479981
>nigger human torch
>literally a giant black dick on the plate
>>80498966
it was a good show!
>>80486863
Roadhouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjQT4VkjHF4
>>80496636
>They've literally got roller prices like fuel signs
Bet they glad they got rid of this, otherwise people connect 2 & 2 noticing the prices gradually increasing
>>80479981
I''d rather have a grand slamwich.
oldfag here
>It's a rare 10/10 /tv/ thread
>hey kids, if you like chocolate, you're in HYDRA
>>80486328
Blacks like cheap fattening breakfast food
IHOP has loads of fights too
>>80501166
Captain America gets strawberry same as Wonderwoman. Haven't they ever heard of cherry topping? strawberry aint the only things red
>>80501245
L-lewd!
>>80481385
But the picture should be vice versa.
All I can hear from amerifags is how TERRIBLE IMMIGRANTS TEAR EUROPE APART IN HORDES I KNOW I READ ON THE INTERNET HERE HAVE THESE ARTICLES.
Europeans think (and have always thought) about amerifags only in the context of how dumb they generally are.
>>80501245
>tfw no madoka taco
Judt end it
>>80500782
I remember this campaign. Dick Tracy was always so weird when it popped up in the 80s. I remember thinking, "this is something my grandpa must have liked." Even the TV watches seemed oddly old-fashioned, and we hadn't even invented them yet.
>>80501245
Kind of want
>>80500508
>avatar will be 10 years old in 2 years
>>80483720
what is wrong with americans?
>>80483720
Looks like cholesterol is back on the menu boys.
>>80501759
Nothing, we improve everything
>American pizza = better than Italian pizza
>American tacos = better than Mexican tacos
>American breakfast = better than English breakfast
Have been to all of these places.
>>80496775
>I'd love to see children passionately tongue kiss jar-jar
A true auteur
>>80501952
>>80496429
>>80500893
>>80496636
>Sanka
Holy shit this is old.
>>80502116
We've replaced this thread with Folgers crystals. Let's see if she notices the difference.
>>80483720
>Eating Wyvern steak
>>80486220
I wish there was context for each of the fights so I'd know who to root for.
>>80502104
Cant wait to slurp up some tasty Ogres-Load
>>80483720
the worst thing about this is probably how people just eat this shit up
>>80495930
>>80495822
Nah, I was 6/7 when it came out, I'm 25, now. It's not perfect, but I love this movie, it's a big part of my childhood.
>>80483720
I'd have the Breakfast Fears with the Pumpkin Milkshake and finish off with the coffee.
i'm way too hungry for this, i just wish they'd make these a permanent menu item
>>80496974
>I REALLY never asked for this.
>>80483720
lol, there's a swastika on the smaug burger
>>80481385
Lol, except that Don was incredibly intimidated by Ginsberg, to the point of 'forgetting' his ad in the taxi.
>>80495805
No no no, remember all the Taco Bell shit they did for Godzilla 98? Holy shit, my brain was back int he fucking 90s after seeing this. Like one of those memory triggers that send you back so effectively that you even get the smells from back in the day out of nowhere.
Holy fuck that was intense.
>>80496636
>bobbys world ended in 1988
>dinosaur the film came out in 2000 how did this menu board exist? I thought Dino-sized fries were a Dinosaur promotion?
>>80486849
I'm still bitter they discontinued the Popcorn Chicken and Pizza Stick ones.
Then again, glass-bottle Sobe still has a place in my heart. When I was 11 years old in 2002/3, this shit was my nectar.
>>80484340
>Wonder Woman's Strawberry Warrior
>Pictured with raspberries on top
Gee, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder
>>80501742
It still impressive visually, whatever the film's problems.
>>80486269
god, that image is the only good thing to come out of the last season of GoT
>>80501245
Just imagine, out there, thousands, possibly millions, of people have eaten Madoka's taco.But Homura still hasn't.
>>80503322
I always used to get this seasonal one that was white. I don't remember if it had coconut in it or not, but I do remember it was the white one and that it was consistently good.
Was pretty sad when I stopped seeing these around. I don't usually do sweet drinks, usually water or tea. So whatever the white sobe was made a great way to break up my usual hydration habits.
>>80489789
>this post is left unanswered on tv
I would have expected 15 racist replies by now
Really makes you think
>>80503105
is that catsup?
>>80503295
Dude, are you ok? You on drugs? I've never had that happen before
>>80503534
>I would have expected 15 racist replies
I found the nigger
>>80503616
I have no idea, not sure it was a good thing, but I gotta admit, I enjoyed it.
>>80503322
>Sobe
The soda they had was amazing. Like a godlier Dr. Pepper I have no idea why they pulled it but, if it was ever brought back I would totally kick aside my now 2 years off soda to try some.
>>80480705
Jesus, those look like xenomorph diapers
>>80502274
Yeah I think I'll pass on the Wyvern steak, they look pretty gamey.
>>80501242
Cherries are disgusting.
>>80483720
The hobbit hole is a cool concept, if disturbing
>>80483720
I'm legit sad I never got to try a Smaug burger.
>>80503989
>Blue Haze
I don't even get this ... is there a blue haze around the Terminators when they arrive in the past or something?
This is some Sherlock Holmes Taquito level bullshit
>>80486233
The alcohol is probably the healthiest thing on the menu
>>80504052
>yfw no cute hobbit girl to marry so you can eat her hobbit hole breakfast every morning
;_;
>>80480705
That looks disgusting.
>>80491584
Lucas' greatest work.
>>80501846
>>American breakfast = better than English breakfast
Was with you until this one.
>>80504379
>Rosie Cotton pooping!
>>80496636
>>80503306
Jurasic Park
Starving
JUST
where is it
>>80504832
>actual leaky asshole donut
but why
>>80501245
Sadly this is fake.
>>80479981
The thing burger was badass
"Oh man this looks like a lot of food haha idk if i can eat it all!"
>waitress points out the skinny guy at the next table is eating 2 of those
"y-you too..."
>>80504945
That's where they injected the cream in, and they took a picture of the hole to show that it is in fact cream filled.
>>80483720
>that feel when in the last 24 hours you've spent at least 2 hours looking at this menu and imagining that you're ordering from your local neighborhood Denny's and the cute 18 year-old waitress is being playfully flirty with you and the only reason you go out for breakfast is to see her every Saturday morning but she doesn't know and you care about your relationship too much to tell her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYbe-35_BaA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l06KEWCcnQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Bi-DulrK4
>tfw those last two videos were made I was in the 1st grade
>tfw women haven't been hot since the early 90's and I would banged pretty much every girl in that third video
what's your favorite menu item?
mine's in-n-out animal style burger
to be perfectly honest this was really damn good
>>80500893
>Ogre-load
Who thought this was a good idea?
>>80505258
For me, it’s the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, “Wow, three for free!” and the nice friendly McDonald’s worker laughed and said, “I’m going to call you 3-for-free!”.
Now the staff greets me with “hey it’s 3-for-free!” and ALWAYS give me three packets. It’s such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald’s restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I’m in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it’s delicious! What a great restaurant.
>>80480593
>Color Changing Swamp Pudding
>>80505298
Really wish another restaurant had done this cause it's a great idea but KFC is some of the worst chicken out there.Not bait I swear. I don't know if I just have shitty taste or if the ones in my area are shit but literally every other place I've gotten chicken I've liked better than KFC.
>>80505298
Some times, I wished I were born in the U.S. of A.
>>80505622
chick-fil-a is the best place for anything chicken
>>80504832
Damn I remember getting the chocolate filled donut. Shit was tasty.
>>80502389
Here's the context: Niggers are savage monkeys
>>80486220
Waffle House is true kino.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=be7_1481215460
>>80503516
redheaded loli scat feeding...
well there's a fetish I didn't know I had.
>>80479981
I was fucking a fat girl in 2015 and she took me to Denny's and I ordered the burger (it sucked). I slapped her multiple times in our booth (not in an angry way) and she paid.
You brought it up so I thought that was worth telling.
>>80480593
>>80480888
>>80484052
>>80506506
I-I know what you mean anon....
When will Jonah star in a subway commercial? or a subway signature sandwich?
>>80506181
>>80496974
May as well go to the Congo.
>>80493886
Thanks. I did. But maybe I have a Fantastic Beasts Denny's creation to look forward to.
>>80484236
>he doesn't cook his frozen dinners in a 3GPa pressure vessel