How can I tell if my girlfriend is a Cylon?

>>80477762
As her to open a jar. If she can do it on her own without using a tool or a towel or some shit, then she's clearly a construct and you need to get the hell out of there and find a .50 cal.

Shoot her in the head. If bread pops out, toasted, she's a toaster

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If her back lights up while you're shagging and the writers never explain it or refer to it again

>>80478685

Only lights up red when they are attempting to get pregnant

>>80478717
But the Six in the scene shown in >>80478685 was incinerated a few hours later and knew that it was going to happen. Why would she be trying to get pregnant?

>>80478252
lmfao

>>80477762
If she's clearly out of your league, then she's probably a cylon.

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Man, the first season (and the first two part movie thing that's technically not part of season 1) of BSG was so good.

>>80478794

If she got pregnant, then she would have left.

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NO. NOT NOW. NOT EVER. DO YOU HEAR ME. I WILL USE EVERY CANON, EVERY BOMB, EVERY BULLET, EVERY WEAPON I HAVE DOWN TO MY OWN EYE TEETH TO END YOU. I SWEAR IT. I'M COMING FOR ALL OF YOU!

daily reminder

baltar
did
literally
nothing
wrong

>>80478794
>was incinerated a few hours later
was she? baltar didn't get incinerated

>>80479103

>Giving nuclear defense codes and complete control of humanities defense over to some lady that claims she just wants the tech to improve her companies profits

Even if she wasn't a Cyclon that is still grounds for execution under Colonial law

Sure I felt bad for him, but he betrayed humanity well before the nukes starting falling

>>80477762
Punch her in the face.

If her face breaks your hand, she's a Cylon.

>>80479103
he
destroyed
humanity

>>80479218
Reminder that Tigh got his eye gouged out and this didn't reveal that he was a Cylon

Reminder that Boomer shot herself through the mouth and this didn't reveal that she was a Cylon

>>80479223
>>80479187
prove it in a court of law

>>80479256
>>80479223
>>80479218

The only physical differences between Cylon skin jobs and humans, are minor but detectable differences in DNA

>>80477762
If you have to ask, she's probably a cylon.

>all the edgy feces in this thread.

>>80479078
I liked her. She and Adama had such great chemistry.

>>80479223
proffs? proffs?

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>>80479670
>>80479294

>>80480200
that is not a court of law

>>80479379
Cylons can stick cables in their arms

Plus their outlook, culture, religion etc is totally different

>>80480217
Neither is 4chan m8

>>80480200
Tricia Helfer in her prime? All worth it

>>80480237

Yes to all but when they are pretending to be human, only the differences in DNA can be detected

Gaius could have easily detected every Cylon in the fleet if he actually wanted too.

>>80479103

Baltar was the best character

And cylons would have found another way.

>>80479187
Baltar may not be guilty of genocide or being complicit in the attacks but he most definitely committed treason.

>>80481376
This.
He didn't know what it was for, just whatever corporate espionage bullshit Caprica Six told him be he still gave her access to their defense mainframe.

>>80481440
He also gave a nuke to Gina (the Six who lesbian'd Cain) after she escaped and became a terrorist.

>>80482839
Shit forgot about that.
Twice a traitor, no question about it.

>>80482891
>>80482839
>>80481440
Baltar a guilty. A GUILTY!

>>80479103
What fucking show did you watch? Baltar did everything he could to destroy humanity.

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>>80477762
She takes on situations with rationality and little emotion.

>>80478850
yas yes yus

>>80477762
Kill her, and see if she comes back

>>80480217
I'm sure there's one somewhere in there