*screams punchline*

>DUDE WHITE PEOPLE ARE EVIL LMAO

>>80475848
They're not?

t. Muslim

Why do normies like him so much, I think I chuckled once in his hour long stand up

He's so fucking bad. That "favorite racial slur" bit he did where he said "prairie n-word" instead of "prairie nigger." Fucking gutless coward of a comedian tbqh.

>>80475925
>Why do normies like him so much
Loud and expressive. Minority is a bonus, but it's mostly the first two.

>>80476375
He really reminds me of Dane cook

>>80476473
They're both the jangling keychain of stand-up.

>>80476512
Dane is the 2000s douche
aziz is the douche of the 2010s

>>80476133
HAhahaha what? You can't be serious. He didn't say nigger out loud? Did anyone laugh? Sounds lame as FUCK

Human Giant was okay but only because he surrounded himself with other talents.

>>80476732
don't hate doggos

I sincerely hate this faggot

>>80475848
That doesn't really seem his brand of comedy.

That a recent special, or you making shit up?

>>80476566
Don't know which show/special it's from, but I heard it on Sirius XM. No shit, he said "n-word." The audience laughed, but I just felt embarrassed for everyone involved.

>>80475877
thanks for whiteknighting (or should i say brownknighting) but i think this man was joking

>>80476841
Literally 75% of his comedy is crying about race and calling people racist

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>5'6"

>>80476873
Comedy about race is very different than "dude white people are evil lmao"

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>>80476786
i hate that doggo is ugly as heck

>>80477017
And just look at that thing in its lap!

Why did Harris Wittels have to die instead of Aziz? Its just not fair

>>80476873
>"Yeah I was walking around the mall last week and this white dude came up to me."
>*audience giggles*
>"He asked me for the time."
>*audible laughter*
>"I said.....TIME FOR YOU TO GET OUT OF MY FACE """"DUDE""""
>*audience explodes into puking laughter.

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>>80475607
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pr31mTPT07

>>80477185
>he said "your name is... Aziz?"
>I SAID YES YOU RACIST IDIOT
>*audience starts chanting AZIZ AZIZ*

>>80476766

>that sketch where the guy cut his dick off for youtube e-fame
>aziz just pulls funny faces and gets millions more views
>the illusionators

it had it's moments, he's been shit in everything since that

>>80476766
Paul Scheer is quite possibly the most loveable person ever, so that helps
>it's a famous hip hop artist that Aziz knows/would like to know segment

>>80475607
He tells anecdotes. That's his schtick.
>So I was at Yeezy's place and he listen to his own shit. And I'm like Kaybe that's you and he's like I know. Listen to shit bro.

>>80475607
Watch this little outtake from Parcs. The setup to the scene is that Andy supposed to make a comment. But Chris being Chris goes off script and makes a bad teenage joke.

Everyone in the room laughs a bit at the joke. Except for professional standup comedian who immediately gt's in sjw mode and becomes offended.

Reminder there are feminist women in the room who found it the joke amusing. The guy is wired to not be funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOpePo5Lx_I

>>80477672
That's a funny as fuck joke.

The reason he didn't laugh as much is because that's his good friends wife. Probably a bit hard for him to laugh at it. Especially on cam.

>>80477108
Because Harris was a drug addict.

>>80476732
Oh! what I wouldn't mind seeing is her Lear jet running out of gas.

>>80476133
>>80476566
>a comedian actually says "en word" instead of nigger
jesus fucking christ. the man is a disgrace to stand up.

>>80477108
Nah, fuck Harris. He got lazy towards the end and thought putting no effort in was the same as putting some effort in

>>80477808
At least Louie has the balls to do it. He follows it up with reason when he does that joke.

Good joke.

>>80477672
Fuck you talking about? He laughs. Look at his shoulders. Unless there's more to that story, he seems to be laughing right along with everyone else.

I despise that little turd of a human, but he didn't SJW out in that clip.

>>80477836
louie gets shit on around here, or at least he used to a ton, but he is an actually good comedian. aziz cant even be called a comedian.

>>80477813
even him being lazy was still funnier than most

Master of None is pretty good, though.

>>80477808
Especially since he isn't white. There would be absolutely zero repercussions to him dropping a nigger here and there in his act.

Now if Daniel Tosh did it...

He broke up with his white feminist girlfriend
Has he finally seen the light?

>>80477672
I fucking shat tbqh, I've never watched the show.

>>80477808
>It's real
https://youtu.be/828JYjjAiik
JUST

>>80477913
No it isn't, its another boring millenials do nothing in new york show

>>80475607
Dude so I was hanging with Kanye West and it was super DOPE and we were doing CRAZY shit and I was like THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WHITE PEOPLE DID TO THE NATIVE AMERICANS

>>80477930
He's not black. There would still be massive outrage.

"Race" just means "black" now, anon.

>>80477913
It's not bad. That episode about the Dads was legit good. Truly summed upped Gen X and Millenials perfectly.