>>80470897
Go back to Japan corpse-fucker
>>80471960
What did you mean by this?
ITT Fuck You I Liked It
>>80470897
if a non porn movie has focus on a women's body in the poster its guaranteed trash
prove me wrong
>you cant
>>80474064
Piranha 3DD
>>80470897
>>80470897
>ywn get your dick bitten off by a piranha while fucking katrina bowden
why even live?
>>80473612
This is cult dude. Doesn't count
To hell with critics. Videogame movie masterpiece.
>>80470897
the underwater boob scene was actual kino
I have some nostalgia for it, but if I watched it again, it would probably seem like a piece of shit
dont give a fuck fight me. im actually a fan of all Baykino
>>80476564
I enjoy all the transformers movies too simply because they are exactly what I expect/want from transformers
>>80476564
>>80476627
My issue with the transformers is that they don't feel like they have any mass. If you've got big fucking robots ninjaflipping and punching the shit out of each other, it should feel weighty. It just never does.
Pac Rim did a good job of making everything feel like it had some heft.
Snapdragon is top shelf soft core kino. It really wants to be a psycho-sexual thriller with noir overtones, but it just ends up being weird as shit.
Also, Pam Anderson in her prime, her fucking prime, is sexy as hell in this movie. Jerking to this and basking in the WTF afterglow was a real adventure as a teen.
>>80475685
Jason Amy
Statham Smart
>>80477184
>Jason Statham and Amy Smart have a Freaky Friday
I'd watch the fuck out of that.
>>80470897
>tfw recognized ashlynn brooke and gianna michaels instantly on my first watch
>>80477302
>gianna michaels
You done a side-by-side of when she first started and now? It's horrifying.
>>80476564
>NOT NOW WE'RE ON THE PLANE YOU DUMB ASS
This line saves the movie for me.
>>80473612
>escape from la
>movies no one except you likes
i fucking love this movie. I also likedValhalla RisingalsoDrive is kind of overrated
>>80475837
Fuck you it's decent
>>80475837
At least you didn't post Marky Mark Makes Out with a Chimp.
That shit would have been unforgivable.
God i loved this movie. My dad took me to see this for my birthday. I even read the novellization.
>>80475731
Are there really people who know enough about Lynch to have seen this and didn't like it?
>>80477460
>Even God Forgives
>A biopic of Nexon Customer Service representatives.
I don't love it, but I think it's got some cool scenes and I like that the plot only works if both the fantasy and reality scenes are true.
>>80477724
The first AvP is pretty decent, the second completely misses the point. Just like Predator 2 has no idea what the fuck Predator was about.
>>80478080
>implying this isn't one of my favourite films
Doesn't really belong in this thread desu.
>>80477724
I liked it too.
Only complaint is its too short.
>>80478159
Let's not go that far
>>80470897
duuuude male genital mutilation so funny amirite? xD
>>80473021
The Piranha series is literal death-porn. Japs love that shit.