what the fuck was his problem?

>>80469623
no problem. Just top tier banter

VIET

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>>80469623

>>80469623
AHM THE GUIE WHOO DAHS HIS JAHB
YOU MUST BE DAH UDDER GUY

>>80469969
NAM

>>80469623
PTSD

>>80469623
>charged with serious hate crimes
twas mistake, am nice guy now pls watch my new film lmao

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Dignam was great, the only role that I really enjoy Marky playing.

Mark Wahlberg? Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in Nam. Back then we called him 'Gook Gutting' Wahlberg because he never came out of a tunnel without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.

Most would call him insane, but that is why the green berets trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realized what a monster they created.

You see, most guys that go tunnel clearing take guns. Not Mark. No, he took knives, clubs, hatchets, sometimes nothing but his bare hands. After a few missions I got a chance to talk to him in the mess. He was wearing his blood stained hat, sunglasses, and combat fatigues, smoking a cigarette and drinking johnny walker black. It was contraband, but you NEVER told Mark what he could and couldn't do.

I asked him why he never took guns with him. He lowered is head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sun glasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.

"I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These slant eye'd scum bags don't deserve the mercy of an American made bullet, but the slow torturous death of the hands of an American man!"

In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut. "The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, rice filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real killer work."

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There's always the raging cop in interrogation scenes.

>>80471480
but mark was raging through the entire fucking movie

>>80469623
he was the only one who does his jahb

Legend says mark wahlberg naturally produced a defoliant chemical in his sack. This chemical would later become what we know today as agent Orange. The sick bastard hosed down every one of them vietgooks personally, they didnt stand a chance.

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>>80471238
GET LEAN
GET FIT
GET OUT OF MY WAY
VIETNAM FUCKING SHIT

>>80471238
kek

>>80469750
This

>>80469623
You calling him a cunt?

>>80471147
Marky's two best performances are this and Boogie Nights. The Departed because he just has to play a masshole (not really acting) and Boogie Nights because he needed to play someone with the maturity of a 14 year old (also not really acting)

>>80469623
he was a peacock and had to spread his wings

>>80473615
I'm in the tiny minority of people who like Entourage.

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>>80471238

>>80473615
He's also very good in Pain & Gain for similar reasons.

>>80474704
wut anime

>>80473615
No, his best performance is in I Heart Huckabees. He made me cry with laughter in that movie.

>>80470835
SHITS

He worked for Mossad, it was in the deleted scenes

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>>80473615
Ahem

>>80469623
Could he really have stopped one of the planes from hitting one of the towers, /tv/?

>>80475754
He would've singlehandedly stopped the Iraq and Afghanistan wars.

>>80474966
I forgot about that one, that might actually be his best acting.

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Scorsese has always had actors with names that derive from Wall... Lois Walden in Mean Streets, Amsterdam Vallon in Gangs of New York, Wahlberg in The Departed....

Someone should ask him sometime what that's about.

>>>/pol/

>>80474623

Entourage is fine if you stopped after mid-season 3 when the already shit writing when to complete ass and Piven already had his money and Emmy's so he started phoning it in.

>>80469623
Staff Sergeant Dignam has a style of his own. I'm afraid we all have to get used to it.

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>>80469969
>>80470835
>>80475448
Weirdly enough, he has a rather liberal notion towards Laotians and Cambodians

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>>80475602
I really miss these threads.

>>80469623
he represented Michael the Angel of Death is what his problem

>>80479959

What does 100% anger look like

>>80469623
He transformed into a rat after killing Matt Damon.

State-sponsored Mark Wahlberg

dumb writiing desu

Wahlberg was perfect in this movie

MICROPROCESSORS

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>>80471238

>>80469750
Holy shit this. His banter with Alec Baldwin is Australia-tier.