DILLON

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[laughing intensifies]

The two men posted in this thread so far ran for political office.

WE

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Predator never stood a chance.

>>80470525
How can black men even compete?

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>>80469353
DILLON! MY FACE, DILLON!

I'M ...MELTING.

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>tfw they're remaking this and they're gonna ruin the magic of the film

>>80469353
>I'm going in with you, Dutch.

CIA got you pushing too many pencils?

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>>80469353
YOU SON OF A BITCH

>>80471179
first a white man

then a black man

then a jew and a spic

wow, so progressive

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>>80470067
He deserved to live

>>80471253
>Progressive
Progressively worse haha

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Is this the greatest single moment in movie history

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>>80471179
Predators was already a remake of Predator. A really mediocre, poorly cast remake.

>>80471390
Even better when you know the background.

>>80471179
Old predator: best casting ever
New predator: shit nu male cast

Are they fucking retarded or what?

>>80471292
Iron Man 3 sucked you fucker

>>80471327
The man died on his own terms, single combat with his tactical machete. Best off screen death.

>>80471448
what background

>>80471390
kino

GONNA TELL AUNT MARY
BOUT UNCLE JOHN

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>>80471530
Joel Silver was constantly nagging McTiernan to more and more macho shit, so McTiernan did that big over the top shooting scene but with the effect that they hit nothing. Essentially implying they are impotent.

He showed it to Silver and the other execs and they loved it, completely missing the point that it was a joke at their expense.

>>80471062
bunch a slack jawed faggots

Somebody post that copypasta about how Predator is a metaphor for gay sex

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>>80471705
What, is there any source on that? Just sounds crazy.

Is this the "Movies Nu-Males Will Never Understand" thread?

>>80471833
Its actually Beowulf/Grendel in a modern setting

>>80471945
The directors commentary.

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>>80472086
Shit man, now I gotta listen to the director's commentary. Thanks for the info.

>>80471327
;_;7

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dem nips

>>80471475
He slipped and fell off the log, you know it's true.

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Can Shane Black do it? Can he save the Predator franchise?

I'm gonna say yes.

I dont get why they never made a sequel with Arnold

>>80472648
go read the plot and your mind will change. Its set in the suburbs and a little kid is one of the main characters, its gonna suck bad

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>>80469353
Classic Kino.... y'all mind if we....REMAKE IT

>>80472671
Because Predator was one of Arnie's first movies, by the time it came out he was a major star and they could no longer afford him.

>>80472671
Why make a sequel to a perfect movie.

>>80472671
Why would they?
Danny Glover was alright and the way Dutch had a 1000 mile stare at the end i like to imagine that he's done with the military.

>>80470774
>magic

the homoeroticism?

Tried watching this with the gf the other night, the bitch immediatly whipped out her cell 10 mins in, meanwhile i get in shit for doing the same while watching fiddy shades, stay single bros

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>>80472851
predator 2 is dogshit. Would've been better with arnold in it at least

>>80473013
nigger, the only thing you should be doing while watching a crappy movie like 50 shades with a girl is fooling around with her and banging

I AINT GOT TIME TO BLEED

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>>80473013
Now... see, you know you done fucked up, right?

You know you done fucked up.

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>>80472867
exactly

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>You're One Ugly Motherfucker

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>>80473273

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnfDXznMf0E

best laugh

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>>80473331

I never saw Predator 2, worth it?

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>>80473385
*belting laughter*

>>80473520
It's great in it's own right.
I think it's underrated.

>>80473520
It's alright

>>80473520
no, its awful on every level

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>>80473520
Not worth it but Danny Glover is good in it.

>>80470774
I thought it was just a shitty sequel.

>>80473520
Watch this instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-8hHZzhIF4

>>80473520
Not as good as the first, but it's definitely worth watching.

Predators > Predator 2

>>80474171
nah

reminder that predator 2 was good

>>80475009
in what way? Its a terrible movie in terms of action, acting and special effects. worse than the first predator in every way

well since there is a predator thread going, im here to bitch about the avp movies. why were they so fucking dark that i couldnt see what the fuck was going on during all of the fights?

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>>80475106
Because then you'd see how shit the costumes are.

>>80475106
A better question is why they were pg-13?

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>>80474171
I agree. I was also thinking of rewatching Predators. I used to hate Adrien Brody but that movie is just good fun. Thoughts? Worth another watch?

>>80475106

I actually liked Requiem and could see what was going on in all but one scene, not sure about the memes on it. Not a great movie, but fun... Predator Operator Kino?

predator 2 > predator

Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy.

>>80471705
I love it.

>>80475274
*tips fedora

>>80475266
I only saw predators once in the theaters. It was ok but its probably aged poorly

>>80475106
>>80475216

why does this even exist? I don't remember any hype for a AVP movie, should of just left it as a game.

>>80469353
The first half of this movie was so god damn good. how did they manage to make it shit? All the boys die, the girl survives, and it's up to Arnold to avenge his crew/survive.
I don't mind there being an alien to hunt, I mind that they save the fucking cunt instead of one of his pals so they can teamwork and be satisfying

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>>80475671
They're not trying to save the girl, near the end they're all just trying to survive to get to the chopper and she's carrying Pancho. Arnold does kick that rifle out of her hands but its only cause he was scared she might miss and hit him.

>>80476126
Bill Duke is a real nigga

>>80476126
STOP SHAVING YOU DONT HAVE A BEARD

>>80473520

It's a weird movie, you either love it or you hate it.

>>80476126
I have to imagine this comes with being constantly sweaty, to drag a razor across your face to clear it

>>80476236
Black people in the military get away with not shaving.

>>80471172
would watch

>>80473520
Predator I is a very 80s action movie, and II is a very early 90s dark one, despite only being like 3 years apart.

They are pretty different movies, but both good.

>>80476395
Well go ahead, there's like 20 seasons.

>>80476289
no it's a nervous habit in order to comply with grooming standards probably dev'd in boot camp.

>>80476126
>any time

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No lo intentes

>>80476752
I like how the gun basically signifies his dick in this shot

>>80477248
KINO