Survivor Episode 2

stream link pls

first for /hali/

Shit haven't watched this show in years

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I miss Michelle

>>80469040
this show still exists?

I remember when this shit premiered when i was like 12.

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>>80469072

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guess i'm rooting for the cute nerd jew that should have won last year, since ciera is gone, and michelle isn't on this season ;;

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Filming and air dates

tony is ourguy

went full autism in the first 5 minutes, and sperged out when he found our other people were talking to each other

>>80469133
Yeah, it's still kicking around. Somehow, after like 17 years the show has a stable viewing audience. I think it'll still be airing when we're in rest homes.

I'd argue that the show has gotten a lot better over the years. The early show and the modern seasons are almost nothing alike.

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>when Tony uttered the words "spy bunker"

>>80469240
idols are way too easy to find lately

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Sierra is a slut

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HAHA TIME FOR QT

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>Survivor: Game Changers
>no Chris "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks" "HE VOTED OUT JEFF'S GIRLFRIEND!" Daugherty

embarrassing desu

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>>80469169

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>tfw didn't forget that the yanks turned backed the clock last weekend

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>>80469373

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I'm ready for this guy to win it all

This show is shit when they bring back old contestants.

It's like watching a bunch of fake "youtube celebrities" jerk each other off for an hour each week. The way they talk is so cringy.

The seasons with new randoms who aren't trying to play a character and become famous are much better.

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>>80469331
cant wait for her eyebrows to bleach out so we can see her tattoos

>>80469414

lolwut

Question for fans of both shows. Who has the better game players? Survivor or Big Brother?

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>>80469183
>Aubryfags

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who here /queen/

>>80469332
why is she so perfect bros?

ZEKE
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K
E

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>>80469509

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>>80469414

>>80469484
too hard to say. i would argue that russell is in a dan-tier but they're such different games

>>80469524
/ourgirl/

Daily reminder Zeke used to be a woman

>One of the only qts Ciera and /ourguy/ Tony voted out in the first episode

what's the point

>people still watch this shit
are you all moms?

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>>80469498
>it's the year 2000 + 17
>people still don't understand how Survivor works

just as bad as Russellfags

>ozzy will never win because he's too threatening
feels unfortunate bros

>>80469552

Best girl.

Anyone else miss /bbg/?

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>>80469435

>>80469583
Go to bed, son! You're a disappointment

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>>80469692

>>80469704
No. Come back in 4 months

stream pretty please!

>Sarah had 2 winner quotes in episode 1
>has a slight winner's edit this episode

the leak was true

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>>80469706

goatd net/191320/watch-survivor-game-changers

>>80469841
9.99/10
only flaw is belly button

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>>80469692
no

Culpepper winner edit confirmed

>>80470004
Goat edit*

>>80469899
You absolute legend.

>>80470004
>watch BvW
>Culpepper was a cool dude bullied by everyone
why is he hated again?

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BEASTMODE NOOOOO

>>80469331
>had a good fap to her last week
>managed to get a cum tribute on this pic

>>80470147
oh god hes back

Andrea looking good

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>game changers

>no Russel

What the fuck were they thinking?

The producers tell them where the hidden idols are, right?

>>80470251

dont trigger him wiith picss

>>80470293
>russel
>a gamechanger

uwotm9

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man these clues are ridiculously easy to find

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>>80469959
i miss shelbyposting

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Ozzy "Eternally Punished" Lusth

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>>80470322

RUSSEL WAS A GAMECHANGER. HE WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST PLAYERS OF ALL TIMEEEEEEEE

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>Game Changers
>No Richard

what the fuck were they thinking?

BASED TROYZAN

>>80470361
AAAHHH REDEMPTION ISLAND SAVE ME

>>80470382
Richard pushed Survivor from a survival documentary show towards being a social thriller.

Who /BBCAN5/ after Survivor?

>>80470382

They already got Zeke so their gay quota was already met.

>the whole tribe fighting to see who can get Sandra what she wants

How does she do it?

5 SURVIVORBUCKS ON THE GOATS

>>80470477
PETA TRIGGER WARNING

i wouldnt fucking kill the baby goat

>>80470521
if youre a sassy woman of color you get to demand anything to want from white bois these days

>>80470521
queen stays queen

and this is where I turn off the show

fucking nigger carnivores

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>>80470352
we got pretty lucky to get her and bridgette back to back

theres no way we will get so lucky next time

we will get some natalie and nicole tier

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aww man poor goats. season fucking dropped

KILL ALL MALES

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>they're going to kill a goat

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>all this pussy shit

>>80470471
if theres a stream... sure.. i guess

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>>80470322
>first player ever to find a hidden immunity idol without any clues
>took a very proactive approach to the game that was not social. The game before that was a lot about immunity wins or relationship building.
>revitalized the game just when they were about to pack it in and cancel the show because of stagnant ratings

You can hate on Russell but dude changed the game

alright i guess i'll settle for a dead chicken

why is killing a chicken ok, but killing a goat is over the line?

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>>80469040
>he's still watching after tony is gone

Just waiting for bb can desu

freakin dumb. they wouldn't think twice about buying meat in the store.

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Well shit, I wanted to watch this season

>Not killing both goats
None of these pussies are winning

>>80470667
liberal logic

>>80470293
russell is banned from appearing on cbs

This Goat saga. <3

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Yikes.

Americans confirmed for being too sissified and domesticated to feed themselves ABSOLUTELY VITAL PROTEIN, even when a MILLION DOLLARS is on the line.

I'm not sure if that's noble or cowardly.

>Sandra is the only one that wants to kill and eat the goat
>the other want to let it go

symbolic

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R O U N D T R I P
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>>80470674
Tony would've won easily if they let continue. The series is up in the grabs now at least.

Tony will be missed tho.

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>>80470674

>>80470667
>god tier
vegetarians
>nigger tier
people who eat meat
>fag tier
vegans

>Sandra in the dark

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>>80470658
>first to find a hidden immunity idol without a clue

anon, I've got some bad news

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Dare I say it...this episode is GOAT.

>>80470768
I meant multiple, sorry gary

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>>80470703
Would you want to be known as the heartless asshole who murdered a defenseless baby goat and her mother (who stayed behind pathetically sacrificing herself)?

Remember that MILLIONS of people will witness your actions.

Is a meager meal worth that on your conscience or reputation?

Hard decision desu.

>>80470768
>guatemala is severely underrated

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>>80470658
>he still believes that Russell wasn't clued in on idols by production

>>80470853
>not using production without them realizing as a key strat

Anyone here ever audition for the show?

>sandra will never pound your boipucci into submission

>hot sauce
>comfort

>trading sleep for slightly better tasting coconut-rice mush

>>80470930
whiteboi detected

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>tfw Kim Spradlin appears and gets the idol before Troyzan does

>Michaela "ooga booge i'z da best at challenges pass me da rock"

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>>80470658
>took a very proactive approach to the game that was not social. The game before that was a lot about immunity wins or relationship building.

I agree he changed the game by playing aggressively, but his disregard for relationship building is the exact reason why he lost both times. The game hasn't changed in that regard in 34 season.

>>80470978
aren't we all

>having sandra do the puzzle

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>>80471035

This seems vaguely racist. Don't make me take you out of the bomb squad.

>>80471035
michaela was EASILY the best female physical competitor in her season. her nigger blood applied a racial bonus to shooting hoops and hustling

>>80471057
BTFO

v sneaky

damn, I thought Troyzan was dumber than shit


but that was pretty slick

>you have to find a clue to have an idol in a challenge

If they vote out the other QT i'm dropping this show

>>80471095

Bro, Devin told us n-bombs are fine.

>Tai changed the game by being nice to chickens

?

>>80471095
>implying you have any authority here, devin

OZZY ISN'T GOING ANY WHERE

>>80471054
Maybe Tony was an anomaly but he didn't build relationships well and won playing Russell's aggressive play style.

>tfw not a single pic of courtney

How many contestans have gotten fucked on the show?

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>>80471104

Watch the n-bombs. Need I remind you this is a blue (SFW) board?

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>>80471095
YOU HOLD NO POWER HERE DEVIN

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>>80471230

She's a goner.

>>80471290
s-sorry

>>80471197
He learned a lot after getting rekt by, arguably the best winner, Kim

>>80471260
Tony won because he's funny and likeable. Russell isn't either of those.

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I WAS THE GREATEST BIG BROTHER PLAYER OF ALL TIMEEEEE

>>80471277
Rob and Amber fucked on all stars

>>80471358
tony won because of that idiot chink wu

>>80471358
The both Hantz players are fucked. You can watch their audition tapes and peek into a world of utter degeneracy and white trash.

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BBcan thread it starts in 20 minutes

>>80471302
>>80471302

The Amazing Race still exists?

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>>80471398

>>80471398

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>>80471358
>Tony won because he's funny and likeable

h-hold up dude...

>>80471260
That's a common myth, the edit was completely misleading

Look up some post-game interview stuff from Cagayan. Tony was backstabbed everyone, but he was legitimately liked by the jury because he genuinely bonded with them over stuff like family, gave extra portions of his food to people who needed it more, just being a generally funny guy, and just not being a total piece of shit

>missed practically the entire episode

kill me

>>80471277
On Borneo Kelly Wigglesworth gave blowjob to cameraman for a sandwich

>>80471358
Nah, Tony won because Trish cleaned up all the mess he made and because Woo was an idiot and chose him for final 2

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>>80471433

>Canada

>ywn eat hali's ass from behind

jdimsa

I just glanced up and saw Tai floating facedown in the water and nearly had a heart attack

im scared, they keep showing so much hali ass like she wont be around

Why are all the men weak bitches, and why is Sandra the most alpha contestant here???

>>80471502
Yurofag?

>>80471468
also

>>80471467
Liked by the audience and liked by the people playing the game are two different things

Woo wasn't liked because he was shady as hell and did stuff like steal food and people's medical supplies

>BMC or the cutie

fuck

not like this

why is this music so intense??? @_@

>>80471559
>Eat ass from behind
As opposed to what exactly? It would take some interesting acrobatics to eat ass from the front.

>First three people voted out
>Cutest girl
>Most entertaining guy
>2nd cutest girl

What the fuck are they doing?

tai's gonna choke in tc and get himself booted

>>80471468
>Look up some post-game interview stuff from Cagayan

I agree with fishback, that post-game interviews aren't necessarily canon. But based on the edit, it seemed clear Tony only did so well because he had Trish trust him 100% and clean up all the fires he started with people. She played the most underrated game that season.

NOT HALI

NOOO

>>80471603
woman lies on back, legs in the air

>>80471502
You didn't miss much

PLEASE NOT BEASTMODE

>>80471398
>>80471467
>>80471509
I'm talking more about how Tony won when he was in the final, and Russell couldn't despite being there twice.
Of course Wu is an idiot for taking him.

SAY GOODBYE TO THE QT

>LOSE CIERA
>LOSE TV
>LOSE HALI

just end my life

Hali already sounds so done and ready to go

>Hali's assets

>>80471620
Post-game stuff isn't canon to the narrative of the season, I can agree, but it definitely helps explain things that aren't said.

You don't win 8-1 if the jury doesn't like, or at the very least, hates you less than the next person

>she just flipped it

guess we're down to aubry and andrea lol

Has a female survivor ever offered sexual favours in exchange for vote loyalty?

come on, Culpepper, make "lawyers alliance" with Hali

at least we still have the top qt andrea

>>80471815
Not on camera

>>80470657
BBViewer.

QT SURVIVES!!!

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whoops seeya dude

YAASSSSSSSS /bestgirl/ LIVES!!!

man these guys are retarded

caleb is the most loyal breaddead player in the history of big brother and survivor (aside from maybe woo) and you get rid of him here? lmao

>that kiss of death

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

DROPPED

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>all of you fags who thought my qt was gone

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>every season, people bitching about the girls going out

Hali is cute as fuck, but does no one watch the show for reasons other than that

HALIS STILL ALIVE

HOOOOOO NEENAA GEENAAA GAAA RAAAAHHHH

>No Tony
>No BMC
Really turning into a shit season fast

>>80471903
this tribe has pretty low average iq

>>80471934

nope

there is literally one place where you can watch cute emaciated girls doing cute things, and that's survivor

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>Caleb voted out on the same day he had to leave due to medical reasons on his first season

>>80471797
Well the difference between Natalie and Woo is that Woo didn't make any moves, whereas Natalie was and the jury knew it. I think a big flaw with Russell was him accidentally revealing he was a millionaire and underestimating Natalie.

>>80469499
She has to go

>>80472016
like poetry

based bbc getting the white girl

>only 3 winners this season
>all 3 are going after each other even though they're in the minority

stupid asses

Andrea is legit stranded on an island playing survivor looking perfect and wearing a cuter outfit than I wear on a normal day.

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>JT scheming against Sandra

Honestly that bitch should have been voted off at the first tribal. She's the most dangerous player in the game.

>both losing tribes go to council next week
Fucking called it

>>80472159
post feminine penis

>>80472026
Woo's problem was alienating his tribe by stealing people's shit (not shown on the edit, but still) and preaching about honor and integrity despite that and still going along with Tony as he backstabbed everyone else

>>80472016
history repeats itself

>>80472159

Andrea is a legitimate goddess. What's the average girl to do?

tbf "Brad Culpepper loves antiquing" is the best bit of character development to ever come out of a returning player season.

>>80473093
bro...

>>80473093
>macbook pro

dude...