It must have been a living nightmare for Luke, not even being able to have a good ol' fashioned jerk off, for fear of some random force ghost (Ben, Vader, Yoda) popping in at an inopportune moment and catching him in the act.
So much pent up frustration, no wonder he went all hermit styles.
>>80468176
>good ol' fashioned
He'd probably just stick a fleshlight on and use the force
>>80468346
Why even bother with a device? If one can lift spacecraft or push someone across a room with their mind, I'm sure one could stroke one's dick hands-free. Even during a lightsaber fight.
>>80469485
>Even during a lightsaber fight.
lmao
>>80468346
>>80469485
There's gotta be R34 of this
>>80468346
"Obi Wan would kill me if he saw me doing this"
>>80469485
great, now every time i go back and read my old star wars books im gonna be thinking luke is mind jerking while fighting
>Implying Ben didn't watch him do it every time
>>80471344
Actually that thought crossed my mind too.
>>80468176
>force ghost from coast to coast
>>80468176
>lucas cinematic universe's
I wonder if a galaxy far, far away had fapmachines..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn-Sa0MlFkg
>>80471774
>pop in on a nigga when he's gettin' close
>>80469485
Thanks for that
Anyway, Luke probably had some sort of force equivalent of a "do not disturb" sign to stop force ghosties popping in while he's jackin
>>80468176
Once he became a Jedi he was probably able to resist the urge.
>>80468176
Why not pay a hooker? hell, he could go up to any woman and just "You want to suck my penis".