*knocks ur path*

Came to the wrong house, sluts.

*rapes them Fansadox style*

>tfw I've cooked many eggs for this night

yessss....

I can't get over the fact that Eli Roth directed a movie where Keanu Reeves fucks his real life wife.
Like he could've cast anyone else but chose his wife

>getting your dick sucked by them

How long would you last, /tv/?

>>80459403
10/10

The blonde one is too beautiful. It should be illegal to look so perfect.

>>80459230
This had better be about sex!

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>>80459672
bruh

>>80459559
Tim Burton has multiple films about Depp fucking his wife.

>>80459559
>hiring a jungle village to torment your wife
>hiring Conrad Reevus to fuck your wife

Something's happening here.

>>80459746
>be dunston
>check in

>>80459629
prob cum as soon as my dick pops out and apologize profusely desu

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>>80459629
Thanks to masturbation i cant barely feel anything

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>>80459230

CUTE !.. A CUTE!

>>80460199
don't to this to me anon

>>80459230
Girl here. Are men really this stupid?

I really thought the movie was great Tbh.

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>>80459629
I've never came from a blowjob

Is this movie any good? Alternatively is there enough nude scenes to make it worthwhile

>>80461067
That's because you sucked

>>80460166
Checked and kekd

>>80460941
he was literally raped

>>80461067
>actually getting your dick sucked
FONT

>>80459629
Depends on how many times I've masturbated before the encounter. If I managed the usual 6, then I could last about half an hour, but they'd probably get bored. But if I beat my meat only twice, I'd blow my load after a mere touch of her lips on my uncut dong.

left >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right

>>80461226
Not even arguable. Ana De Amas is top tier qt.

>>80459403
That was the next morning.

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>>80459230
who was in the wrong fellas?

>>80461306
and the only reason the brunette was in the movie is because shes the directors wife

>>80461116
Hey Ton' did ya hear what I said? I says, do you remember your first blowjob, he says yeah, I says, how long did it take the guy to cum? heh heh heh

FREE

>>80461067
same here, i actually don't feel much pleasure from blowjobs unless i'm grabbing the back of her head and fucking her throat

>>80461372
Eh, she looked cute in the green inferno, I can see why Roth spills his jewish seed inside her.

>>80461445
FUCKING

>>80460941
As a rule, yes. Me? I don't trust anyone.

>>80461067
ive came. but i had full control. if i didnt want to i wouldnt have.

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>>80461067
Same here pham
I actually fell asleep during my first BJ, that girl was NOT HAPPY

>>80461807
Oh, this happened to me too. Was super super drunk. I don't think it goes down well with a lady if you do that.

>>80461807
>that girl was NOT HAPPY
She should be the one apologizing, she's the one who put your ass to sleep with a shitty BJ.

>>80460199
post it faggot

Is this movie entertaining enough to watch or is it just complete shit?

>>80460941
The ones who like keanu movies are, all of them, fucking idiots.