All-Right Trolls Amy Schumer

>>80455200
This is really entertaining to watch play out.

>>80455192
>>80455200
fucking Reddit always putting down women. What a garbage site. Thankfully /tv/ is respectful to women and hope to see them succeed in the world.

I think it's funny they blame reddit

>endless threads about their fat new mommy Amy Schumer

/tv/ is hella pathetic

>>80455192
You dont need le reddit for tanking when youre unfunnny as fuck.

>>80455460
the alt-right posters here ARE reddit

Daily reminder that anything the left do is now perfect and the only reason they receive criticism is because some right wing shitlord is racist or sexist

Also this is why people hate the media now

Why do you guys keep going to these garbage click bait SJW websites? I avoid them but I come here and I keep getting inundated by it.

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Was it autism?

>>80455192
>Everyone I don't is Altright

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>>80455379

>>80455200
wtf I love Amy Schumer now!

Seriously though that was a pretty rational response, still not watching her movies or stand up though.

>>80455200
>it's what the current administration wants

Did...
Did she just blame Donald Trump for her special getting poor reviews?

>>80455795
This isn't some clickbait site. This is all mainstream media. No, ignoring it doesn't make them stop

>>80455200
>only hacky "journalists" report on these trolls!
>read the splitsider article!
>D-Drumpf caused this!

Not even finished reading and it's obvious she's panicking and grasping for damage control

It's almost like they've been using our hivemind mentality against us for years and we still haven't learned from it. Hmmmm...

>>80456123
I have never heard of Splitsiders before. And if you meet someone who believes this click bait shit, either correct them or avoid talking to them.

>>80455200
It's weird that she calls herself brave in that instagram post when "brave" is negative in one of the bits in that special

Those trolls from Ebaumsworld really have it in for Amy Schumer

>>80456173
So you ignore the mainstream media entirely then. Good goy, if you ignore them they surely won't be successful

>>80455200
>Call me a thief
JESUS CHRIST, please for the love of god shut up. You've been exposed multiple damn times for stealing jokes into your standup or shitty movies with jokes also. You have literally no defense against that.

>>80455192
i member the days when 4chan was blamed for stuff like this

>>80456254
>Splitsider is mainstream
>garbage click bait affects life somehow

Tell me how this affects you.

>>80455200
Lonely basement-dwelling virgins BTFO.
GG drumpfkins

>>80456081
Dude, they blame Trump for EVERYTHING now. That faggot in Iron Fist? He blamed Trump for leftist cucks shitting on the show. What's her jew face with the jew nose? Blamed Trump for getting fat. Fake news CNN? Blamed Trump for a """"hate crime"""" being committed against a jew cemetery which turned out to be nothing at all.

So then I decided it was time to be honest with myself and my sexuality. My wife agreed. We found ourselves a bull and now my wife gets what she really wants every week.

It has made our relationship so much stronger.

Edit 1: Wow! I never post here, but wanted to thank the /r/cuckolding community for their advice and support

Edit 2: Thank you for the Gold!.
P.S. maybe I'll post some pics of Latavius doing work ;o

Edit 3: I'm starting to have doubts about raising my wife's son. Should I start a new thread?

>>80456431
And it was wrong to do so then too; it was always Gaia and Ebaumsworld getting us into trouble ;__;

>watch bits and pieces of it on youtube
>no laughter
>maybe a few chuckles here and there, but nothing that constitutes anything but a bored crowd
>reviews say it's terrible
>"IT'S A CONSPIRACY"

>first woman standup selling out arenas
>retells men's jokes

Didn't Carlos Mencia lose his show and career over the same thing?

>>80456479

It's not just splitsiders you fucking moron. If you don't see how the mainstream media has been acting, it's because your head has been shoved far up your ass

LOL SHE'S FAT GUYS LOL!!!

>>80457016
fuckin REKT m8 xD

>>80455200
how will the alt-right trolls ever recover?

>>80455200
Wow Reddit is so mean.

>>80455200
I'm not into her comedy but, if you get to talk to her on a casual basis like I've done you'll find she's a nice, friendly person and not the man hating & eating she-beast that reddit thinks they know she is.

>>80456988
>why don't you follow all the stupid shit I like to get angry about

Eat shit you moron. Don't get mad at me because you can't answer me and convince me.

>>80455497
Get help.

>>80455200
>Call me a whale

kek

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>reddit bans the alt-right from having a community on their website one month ago
>this week reddit is alt-right and responsible for Amy Schumer failing
liberals are cancer

How the hell wpuld a group of people organize just to tank ratings? Spam 1s on IMDB? I don't get it.

>>80458610
>knowing about all this reddit shit

back you go

inb4 Bill Burr defends her on his next podcast.

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>>80455200

She blamed Reddit

honestly if people are really doing this shit its pretty pathetic,

if it truly sucks then give your rating, but purposely trying to tank something because you dont the person i pretty sad

>>80459194

Learn to type, you goddamn mary.

>>80458747
>anything remotely related to reddit
>le you have to go back
DO I FIT IN YET GUYS?

I'm sure its just shit.

Why can't anything just be shit anymore?

I don't get it, how does a group of people "tank" a show's ratings? Do they stop others from watching it or something?

>>80458610
>lovers of truth

Bet he had a bit of a laugh writing that.

>>80455200
#sobrave #suchstrength #inspirational

>>80458610

isnt the donald or whatever its called the same shit?

you might be retarded.

its like saying if pol were removed there wouldnt be any more pol posters on this site

>>80459263

Yeah I'm very confused about this too.

She's honestly right. The alt-right here and on reddy can't stand when a woman is having success. You just can't deny this.

>>80455192
>negative ratings must be the work of nazi trolls
>there's no way the show is actually bad

>>80459194
there was no tanking, no hacks, no raids.
its just a poor show and people dont like it.
she blames it on alt-right and trump like the stupid libcuck she is

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>>80459263
That's how safe-space retards think in this day and age. "No one likes me, it must be because I'm so awesome" "Oh, i failed math, must be because the teacher hates me", "My NETFLIX special is shit, it must be the internet trolls".

Zero accountability nowadays.

>>80455854
What goes around....

>>80459424
You're an idiot. The reviews ON Netflix have been overall very negative. I knew the alt-right were fucking retarded kids, but you're ignorance is quite astounding.

>Rating suck
>It was the Alt-Right, my show is great everyone should watch it
Maybe, just maybe it's a shit show. How demented do you have to be to believe everything is a conspiracy against you and that everything you do is flawless

>>80455200
wew lass
just wew

>>80459515
You're a fucking moron

>>80455854

Still waiting on a response to this.

>>80455192
art is all about theft but the problem with comedy is that's it's very difficult to steal properly.

Plagiarism is lifting whole paragraphs verbatim and changing a few nouns. It's lazy. Good writing is stealing concepts and plots from multiple sources and arranging it creatively.

But how can you do that with jokes? You can't take two jokes you like and mash em together and create something that is funny. Comedy is difficult, probably the most difficult art form besides Tibetan sand painting.

>>80456028
>caught explicitly stealing jokes from comics she says she loves
>haha you're lying stay mad haha

So rational!

Not that anyone should care. Other than /tv/ posting about hating her I almost never see her brought up.

>>80459662

Saying one line that another comic said ISN'T stealing a joke.

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>>80459291

>>80459515
You don't think the reason the reviews were negative were because the people didn't enjoy it?

amy schumer is funny for being so stupid. youre the leather

do you really got a vagina. show it to the world

>>80459649
A response to your rethoric? Are you autistic?

>>80456972
Yes. Which makes Joe Rogan look more like a cucked bitch for calling him out about it but then not only lets Amy have a pass, but defends her right to do it.

>>80455200
How can one post contain this much assmad?

>>80456140
>our
>us
>we
mmmhhhmmm

>>80459785
wtf I hate le funny pull that thing man now!

>>80456254
>if you ignore them they surely won't be successful
This is unironically happening with CNN, you know.

>>80459813
Problem?

>>80459515
Yes, it's not because she isn't funny at all it's the alt-right boogeyman that's keeping her down.

>>80459263
>>80459308
>>80459445
>>80459578

see
>>80455854


don't be retarded

obviously the people in these reddits can't be accounted for 100% of the negative reviews, but they are certainly a part of it and if you deny it you're a fucking moron

>>80455200
>Haha I'm such an amazing comedian with amazing jokes and I'm so stunning and brave for standing up to the evil redditors

What a narcissistic pig

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>>80455200
>the alt-right made steal jokes

>>80457714
http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/amy-schumer-blows-up-after-getting-kicked-from-gym/

lol go suck her dick more

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>>80460617
>1 thread has 19 comments
>the other three have 0

THEY COULD TAKE DOWN AN ENTIRE COUNTRY

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>>80455200
>none of this bothers me but here's an essay on why it doesn't bother me
>any critique of me is an attack

SHES OUT OF TOUCH, SHES OUTTA TIME

But I thought all the alt-right trolls cancelled their accounts after the Dear White People show

>>80456081
Its the new scapegoat. Really fucking sad when you think about it.

>>80455200

This sounds so paranoid-delusional.

>LOL MY VAGINA jokes run out of steam
>TROLLS ARE DOWN VOTING MY SPECIAL

>>80459445
This. Its nu america. Single moms were a mistake.

>>80455460

>I may go to reddit but I'm not a redditor :^)

what did you mean by this?

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>>80455192
>everything that I don't like is alt-right

>>80459785
To be fair he probably couldn't call her out even if he wanted. Hed be labeled a misogynist and have his career ruined.

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>>80455200
>thank you trolls so much, sweeties

>>80455200
>Blaming negative reviews of her shitty comedy special on trump

Jesus my sides

>>80461092

Anyone have those shoops of her doing lynchings?

>>80459716
she stole entire jokes / concepts

>>80455200
>I am only alarmed by the people printing their organized trolling as "news"
She is right about that. The media got so fired up over fucking memes and trolling that they labeled PEPE THE FROG a HATE symbol and MILK and the OK hand sign as a symbol of WHITE SUPREMACY.

>>80461334
stop screaming, you hysterical little faggot

>>80455200

How can someone who is a comedian write so poorly?

>>80456950
Watch the trailer.

>>80459263
You fucking idiot. If a normie is browsing for comedy and stumbles upon amy whores netflux special with a 1 star rating, chances are hes gonna move on to something else.

Grow a brain you fucking degenerate

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>>80461801
>white knighting for fat kike feminist on 4chan
>calls someone else a degenerate

>>80455854
>>80460617
>Doesn't show how many upvotes they got so that we can tell if they got any traction at all.
The two threads you give us the number of comments for don't even reach 100 combined. on. That's basically nothing.

Good to see no one is falling for this though.

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>>80455200
>getting so piggered you post a short novel on instagram

>>80461932
Kek you absolute fucking idiot, do you even comprehension? Jesus christ this board is full of brain dead mouthbreathers

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>>80455200
>I'm amazing
>Thanks for confirming how amazing I am
>I am an inspiration for all women
>Reporting on negative reviews or controversy around me is what Trump wants you to do
>Shame on you journalists for not just stating how amazing I am
>Thanks to the journalists who recognise how brave I am
>Fuck the h8ers
>Insult with me totally legit criticisms because you're trolls - I don't even care
>Did i mention how amazing I am
>Everything bad is Trump's fault
>Stop telling me to go to Canada, that was a joke guys
>I'm a comedian!

>>80455192
>>80455200
Wait.
Its so easy to organise such thing through reddit?

>>80455567
this here

I believe some might make such shit, but we talk about reddit and internet. They cant motivate so many to drag it down.
Cant believe that it significant matter in numbers.

>>80455200
>it's a bunch of avocado farmers on the internet BUT DRUMPF IS BEHIND THIS

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>>80457714
>talk to her on a casual basis like I've done

>>80462547
Trump winning caused their toxic masculinity

>>80455854
>>80460617
>>80461950
yes there are like 10 people and they get blown up to hundreds.

Whats up with all these ego boosted narzists?
>at trumps inaugeration were so many people
>there are so many that hate ghostbuster because they are women
>on reddit they planned to give me bad ratings
dont know if thats a script from a domedy show or reality
>>80460819
Lol.

>>80455200

>Amy Schumer
>claims to be the top selling female comedian of all time

False. Chonda Pierce has the record for best selling female comedian by the RIAA with 8 gold and 4 platinum DVD/Albums.

She is known as the "Queen of Clean' and is the exact opposite of Amy Schumer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GikJL-Fzrvk

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>>80460740
>http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/amy-schumer-blows-up-after-getting-kicked-from-gym/
>'I'm famous!' the comedienne screamed at employees.
>The trouble began when the actress forgot her membership card. An employee turned her away, reminding her she needed a card for entrance— which left the 34-year-old in a rage.
>“She threw a massive fit,” an eyewitness tells Radar. “She screamed, ‘I know you know who I am, I’m famous!'”

>“I’m 160 pounds, and I can catch a d*** whenever I want!” she told audience members while accepting an award in the U.K. over the summer.

Holy shit
Everytime I think I can't hate her more...

>>80459244
go post about this on reddit

>>80460740
>>80460740

?>>80460740
>>80460740

>Radar article
>claims she is 160 lbs

you got to be fucking shitting me. A 'fat and proud' comedian is STILL lying about her weight?

>>80463443
>A 'fat and proud' comedian is STILL lying about her weight?
She's 5'7", so if she actually is 160 then she has zero muscle mass which stands to reason. It still sounds like bullshit, but she's probably not lying about it by much.

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>>80461172
4 U

>>80455200
Wtf I hate reddit now

>>80455379
This. /tv/ is a feminist board

Anything that involves reddit getting hated on I'm completely fine with desu.

>>80455192
B-but is WASN'T funny...

>>80463601
Ugh
I can't believe this even needs to be stated
baka at the haters honestly

>>80463502
>She's 5'7", so if she actually is 160 then she has zero muscle mass which stands to reason. It still sounds like bullshit, but she's probably not lying about it by much

That makes her BMI 25.8. Normal weight is 25 for a 35 year old woman who is 5'7".

Are we really saying that she is only .8 into the overweight territory?

She's probably 190-200 lbs.

>>80463737
>Are we really saying that she is only .8 into the overweight territory?
Only if you ignore the second sentence in the quote you made from my post.

>>80463737
She's lying. She is not slightly overweight.

Anything over 30 is obese. I'm 194cm, bout 95kg. Even I'm probably overweight.

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>>80456678
>lonely buzzword BTFO. GG buzzword.
Hello, reddit.

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Hmm, how weird. Her Attell, and Chappelle were all at the cellar a few months ago.

>>80463898
I don't see the weird part.

>>80463601
>Not realising this was a troll
First day on 4chan huh?

>>80463952
>implying he's not playing along

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>>80463702
>Baka at the haters
Kill yourself

>>80463946
She stole jokes from a third of the people who were there that night.

>>80464033
The internet exists, nothing is implied by them being there. She can steal jokes from Sam Kinnison for all that it matters.

>>80463898

yeah, weird that comedians hang out with each other.

>>80455200
>literally stealing Trump's FAKE NEWS argument

>>80463815
irony

>>80464067
well in amy schumer's case, it's not coming to hang out, it's her doing research for her next routine

>>80455200
>it's because of Trump!

Jesus Christ

>>80455192
>Alt Right Redditors
So, /pol/?

>>80463898
>That knowing stare
She knows she doesn't deserve to be there lol.

btw charge your phone bruh

>>80464208
>She knows she doesn't deserve to be there lol.
Aziz, however, does not know.

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>>80455200
Wait... So now she's stealing lines from President Trump?

What a low class cunt.

>>80455192
why does it have to say alt right? Im extremely liberal in the current year, is it that hard to believe a fat piece of shit isnt funny for saying vagina?

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>>80464242
her and aziz being the "big names" in comedy these days will never fail to incite a chuckle out of me

it really makes me believe that comedy is dying. hopefully with Attell, because I can't handle this anymore. seeing colin and attell hobknobbing with these RATS makes me sick not in some vindictive comedy fan way but..just why

and dont say jewish tricks

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>>80464286

>>80464291
It's easier to believe that people on the internet are being spiteful dicks because that's what we've spent years doing(even though fat women have spent even longer not being funny).

>>80455854
wtf I love Amy Schumer now

>>80455200
>Still denies the fact that it's proven beyond all reason that she steals material

Why is she blaming Trump when she's employing the same tactics?

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I think she got us with the 7D chess, boys.

>Be Amy Schumer
>Get Netflix special that millions are bound to watch
>Tank intentionally
>People think "Wow, there are tons of better women comedians than Amy Schumer."
>People take greater interest in women comedians
>Over time, women take over comedy
>"SEE GOYS WOMEN ARE SMART AND FUNNY GET OVER IT"

She martyred herself for her fellow female comedians. A true patriot.

>>80464308
>it really makes me believe that comedy is dying.
it probably is. that tim and eric anti humor shit probably ruined it

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>>80464327
Nobody cares, dipshit.
Shillary would have practically licked their feet. Nobody gets to be president without kissing jew ass, moron.

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>>80455200
>I'm not a fat old washed-up joke thief
>alt-right trolls are meeting in sub reddit rooms to conspire against me

This timeline is just fantastic

>>80455460
yes, because 4chan hasn't always blamed Ebaumsworld or 9gag

lurk fifteen years before posting

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>>80463898

so the alt-right is reddit

wow

I'm not sure I would've guessed.

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>>80462811
>The trouble began when the actress forgot her membership card. An employee turned her away, reminding her she needed a card for entrance— which left the 34-year-old in a rage.
If I were an employee I would take such joy in pulling this kind of shit on celebrities.

>>80462811
It's not enough to be ugly on the outside, she has a repellent personality as well

>>80462811
>>“I’m 160 pounds, and I can catch a d*** whenever I want!” she told audience members while accepting an award in the U.K. over the summer.

Gross. I wouldn't find it amusing if a man talked like this either. Does she really think it's what people want to hear? It just sounds like poor taste more than anything.

>>80459303
>if pol were removed

oh god

can you imagine how much of a flood there would be

i enjoy pol but i'm happy it's mostly contained in one place

>>80455192
It's about time a """""celebrity""""" acknowledges /tv/ by the board's nickname.

>>80463616
>le everything reddit likes I hate
Underaged pls.

>>80467780
>a """""celebrity"""""
Hey, if they keep telling us she's a celebrity and giving her awards then she must be a celebrity