Was he real?

>>80451070

no one cared who he was until he put on the mask

He is realer than you.

>>80451070
Yes, but 4chan doesn't care about him because he is a white criminal.
4chan autists will chimp out if you even suggest that whites commit the same crimes as blacks.

>>80451070
He never got his delegates

>>80451308
Yet this topic was started... on 4chan

>>80451264
The murders might also have had something to do with it

>>80451364
Notice how the reddit wing of /tv/ just recently started to lash out against anyone to "counter /pol/ boogeymen" no matter the thread content.

It's like they don't feel in charge anymore.

>>80451070
yeah he goes by the name ted cruz

>>80451070
does he sell propane and propane accesories?

>>80453058
>tumblr reddit memes

Honestly you need to go back

Ted Cruz's dad

>>80453117
muh sekrit club

>>80453279
Don't pollute this place with your stolen garbage memes and we'll be square

>>80453307
oh sweetie, have a soft spot in your wittle heart? ;)

>>80453407
>going the "act like a condescending mom" route

Pretty played out, was hoping for something original but oh well. Shouldn't expect much from tourists.

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>>80451070

Absolute Mad Man!

>>80451070
who?

>>80453492
>wanting original memes on /tv/
>the same board that spams Bane? For 5 years

>>80451308
Holy Mother of all Reddit!

>>80451070
Definitely. One of his victims survived.

>On September 27, 1969, Pacific Union College students Bryan Hartnell and Cecelia Shepard were picnicking at Lake Berryessa on a small island connected by a sand spit to Twin Oak Ridge. A man approached them wearing a black executioner's-type hood with clip-on sunglasses over the eye-holes and a bib-like device on his chest that had a white 3"x3" cross-circle symbol on it. He approached them with a gun, which Hartnell believed to be a .45. The hooded man claimed to be an escaped convict from Deer Lodge, Montana, where he had killed a guard and stolen a car, explaining that he needed their car and money to go to Mexico. He had brought precut lengths of plastic clothesline and told Shepard to tie up Hartnell, before he tied her up. The killer checked, and tightened Hartnell's bonds after discovering Shepard had bound Hartnell's hands loosely. Hartnell initially believed it to be a weird robbery, but the man drew a knife and stabbed them both repeatedly. The killer then hiked 500 yards back up to Knoxville Road, drew the cross-circle symbol on Hartnell's car door with a black felt-tip pen, and wrote beneath it: "Vallejo/12-20-68/7-4-69/Sept 27–69–6:30/by knife."[18][19]

>After hearing their screams for help, a man and his son who were fishing in a nearby cove discovered the victims and summoned help by contacting park rangers. Napa County Sheriff's deputies Dave Collins and Ray Land were the first law enforcement officers to arrive at the crime scene.[21] Cecelia Shepard was conscious when Collins arrived, providing him with a detailed description of the attacker. Hartnell and Shepard were taken to Queen of the Valley Hospital in Napa by ambulance. Shepard lapsed into a coma during transport to the hospital and never regained consciousness. She died two days later, but Hartnell survived to recount his tale to the press.[22][23]

>>80451367
He started committing the murders around the time he put on the mask.

>>80453522
>>80453142
>>80453058
>>>/tumblr/

>>80453117
It wasn't too bad before Larry Wilmore completely ruined the joke at the White House dinner.

>>80453716
regret checking in his name on the ballot? ;)

>>80453635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbI7_iOYJvg

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>>80453782

Not really. Based Ted has redeemed himself in general election arc. Too bad he became a secondary character in the next installments.

>>80451070
Would you like to go upstairs and check?

>>80454023
why didn't Zodiac raped her?
was he a fag?

>>80453522

What is the point of the ellipses after "two little girls"? It makes that sentence sound unnecessarily creepy.

>>80451308
1) this thread is on 4chan and it talking about a supposed white criminal you fucking retard
2) whites don't commit the same crimes as blacks, but they do commit crimes (just not nearly as much in regards to population size and their crimes aren't as petty)
3) this isn't reddit

>>80455291
He wasn't into such mundane deeds.

>>80455291
Police at the time theorized that.

>>80455705
They theorized a lot of things about him.

>>80455476
Citation needed for your outrageous claims faggot.
Inb4 some faggot colour of crimes pamphlet.

>>80452995
>/pol is one person

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Actually there may be a serial killer right now in the DC last few moths 10 women went missing all young black females but you no mainstream media report it.
True story

>>80456500
Probably drug or prostitute related gang killings.

>>80453635
there were two survivors, Mike Mageau survived as well

>>80457777

looks like crashing this post with no survivors wasn't part of his plan

>>80451070
No, he's a cartoon character created by Mike Judge

>>80453522
this pic makes me feel bad about him
he always seems uncomfortable because he's afraid he might do or say something wrong and be misunderstood, reminds me of myself

>>80455065
>based ted
You mean he sensed which way the wind was blowing and adjusted accordingly. Generic politician #35746830