RedLetterMedia videos are taking longer to be published?

>>80447220
>it's a summerfag has to deal with the January-early March lack of movies

>>80447269
Good, more time to do Re:Views and BotWs and maybe even a short Plinkett. Their channel isn't just Half in the Bag, thankfully.

>We would usually get 1 or 2 episodes per week

blatant lies.

hitb has always been roughly 2 episodes per month, botw roughly one a month.

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>>80447220
It's pretty obvious from the last few episodes of BotW that they're running out of enthusiasm for these videos.

>>80447340
Holy fuck, that image is pure kino. Can someone add a film grain overlay?

>>80447340
They're entering their 40s now. It's embarassing to do Youtube past your 40s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqOPqoqgqWU

Daily reminder that the next episode will have something from RAMEN FILM PRODUCTIONS

>>80447493

RLM BTFO

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>>80447489
>tfw you realize Space Cop was their last possible shot at actually making a proper comedy, one last ditch out effort to actually producing a cultural mark in the history of cinema instead of just letting their channel die off as a niche thing from "those guys who made the Star Wars reviews"
>tfw they fucked it up beyond any possible measure
>tfw no one will remember RedLetterMedia in the next decade

>2013
>still giving a shit about RML

>>80447573
If they actually wanted to work in Hollywood and make real movies they wouldn't have sent a Gorilla Interrupted script to Paramount when they were asked by them for new scripts for a horror franchise

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is mike a functioning alcoholic?

>>80447220
>Is it just me or their upload schedule is progressively getting slower?
It's just you. Are you new to RLM? This isn't uncommon. Sometimes they'll go 6 or 7 days without a new video, but then come out with several videos within days of each other.

>>80447220
>We would usually get 1 or 2 episodes per week
Literally what the fuck are you talking about? This has never been the case ever.

>>80447704
>they wouldn't have sent a Gorilla Interrupted script to Paramount when they were asked by them for new scripts for a horror franchise
Did this actually happen?

>>80447573
>muh headcanon drama!

>>80447704
Source? If real then they're complete retards.

>>80447220
Are you the same entitled faggot that was here yesterday not understanding why Mike and Jay don't hire outside editors? Fucking moron.

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>>80447714
>functioning

>>80447573

>these movies suck!!
>makes their own movie
>it fucking sucks

These people are just nostalgia critic for people in their late 20s early 30s.

this is all because jack and mike got into a fistfight during the last botw taping (which jack won BTW) which has led to mike locking himself in his office for 8 straight days with all of the raw footage for their shows

>>80447797
It's from their How Not to Make a Movie documentary. It doesn't make them retards. It just shows that they don't really care about working in the Hollywood system unless they can make whatever kind of weird nonsense they want to.

>>80447762
>>80447797
It's from their How Not to Make a Movie documentary. The money went to making Paranormal Activity instead

>>80447220
>it's a newfag pretends he understands RLM's unpredictable release schedule episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqOPqoqgqWU

>>80447817

They wanted to be filmmakers. They wanted to craft cult classics, to see their visions realized on actual celluloid.

What stings the most, I'd wager, is being so close to the film world without actually taking part in it. Their only consolation is making glib, snarky Gen-X remarks about real artists while begging for Patreon money to keep them furnished with Ramen and Kool-Aid.

This is what happens to dreams deferred guys. They either like raisins in the sun and wind up washing up on YouTube.

It's sad. A sperg like Jay could have brought home 90-100k as an engineer. Instead he's living out his middle age years alone with nothing but his buddies to drown his sorrows with.

Truly a cautionary tale for would-be "auteurs".

>>80447821
Yeah, Rich mentioned it on a Pre-Rec livestream. Truly a pity to see how fucked up their chemistry is getting behind the cameras.

>>80447821
I HAVE EVERY REASON TO BELIEVE YOU

>>80447489
Entering their 40s? They look closer to 50 desu.

>>80447860
Yeah maybe read the thread before posting, guy

>>80447862
Cool projection, bro

>>80447797
they actually made a "legit" "official" horror film following that

http://redlettermedia com/films/the-recovered-2006/
it was awful

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My "review" of Reddit Letter Media

>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' has exposed him as a fraud and proved a spiritual and economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

>>80447873
Let me guess...you conveniently can't remember which stream it was.

>>80447933
The Recovered was made years before the Paramount thing

>>80447874
Just watch pre-rec streams, Rich and Jack are pretty candid about problems within the group.

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>>80447936
>mfw not a single solitary rlm fanboy cuck nu-male has successfully refuted this "review", especially the last paragraph

>>80447988
you're pathetic. How fucking empty must your life be to make up imaginary drama between e-celebs on /tv/.

>>80447936
Where's the Wizard?

>>80447994
>mfw this pathetic faggot ha s now been posting the same RLM pasta and reply to himself for literally five years now
How have you not killed yourself yet?

>>80447936

for jack you could literally just link this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJP8J84vzTA

nothing else needs to be said about this mistake of a human.

>>80447936
>got caught buying jewelry

Source on that one?

>>80447936
This pasta was never funny but now it's also really outdated and irrelevant.

>>80447831

>The money went to making Paranormal Activity instead

so no money at all

>>80448051
The source is /tv/ anon. Why would you even bother asking for a source on any of the dumb "drama" these RLMfags make up?

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https://youtu.be/wo6-6p7ohdA?t=36m25s

The RLMIDF is out in full force today. Sorry for having an opinion?

Yikes.

>>80448057
Yes that's the whole point. They were going to produce a bunch of original micro budget features to see what would hit but got cold feet and just dumped that small amount of mo eh into a PA sequel.

>>80448045
>mistake of a human
the sole mistake god made when creating jack was only giving him two fists. WATCH OUT

>>80447821
kek these fucking threads man

>>80448057
It went to marketing PA persumably since Paramount aquired that after it was made independently.

>>80448095
>sorry for having an opinion but anyone who has an opposing opinion is defense force
Okay?

>>80447862
This post has more artistry in it than anything Mike's ever created.

>>80448115
PA had already come out. They wanted to replicate that film's success by making other similarly budgeted movies but cancelled the whole thing to just make PA sequels instead.

>>80447936
Has anyone ever refuted this?

>>80448150
>artistry
The word you're looking for is "projection"

>>80448045
What are you even talking about you fucking faggot? This shit is pure arthouse.

>>80448171
The only replies it ever gets is from the guy whos been obsessively posting it over and over for years now.

>>80448157
Ah I see

>>80448207
>the guy
it's that anonymous motherfucker again

>>80448207
ah the classic "everything i don't like is posted by one guy" meme

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>>80448053
>>80448207
what's that? you too cannot refute any of the points raised by the crushing "review"? that's right you can't, because it's air fucking tight, so you resort to namecalling

>>80448244
It's been happening for years and is so obvious. Same replies every thread. Like clockwork.

>>80448275
Hi, pasta guy.

>>80448277
>Same replies every thread
>what are memes

Fucking amazing that /tv/ is critiquing RLM for using irony to escape criticism.

>>80448320

hahaha it's ironic which means OBVIOUSLY you can't criticize it :)

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>>80447220
>tfw I used to have a friendship like Mike and Rich but now it's over
heh...w-what a bunch of faggots

>>80448275
>>80448171
>>80447994
Literally everything in that terrible post you'be been reposting for the last half decade boils down to your opinion, anon. How can you even refute something that's inherently personal instead of being based on any facts in the first place? Do you at the very least realize how sad of a person you are?

>>80448367
It's also outdated. Jessie hasn't been in a video in years.

>>80448236
>>80448244
>>80448275
>totally not samefag

>>80448076
Its fun!

>>80448367
B-but it's f-funny, anon!

>>80448423
Reposting the same pasta over and over and over for literally years isn't "fun" you pathetic faggot; it's psychotic.

>>80448449
First time I saw it fucko!

>>80448449
I think I know why they repost it. It's similar to RLM being the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.

>>80448508
This pasta is funny on two levels - because it's true and because nobody can refute it so they shitpost.

And even though it's true, I still like RLM.

>>80448565
>an opinion is object fact that cannot be refuted
Jesus Christ

>>80448593
>go home, this is a pasta, fuck you =/= other opinion
Literally no one has ever made a constructive counterpost.

>>80448565
How do you "refute" an opinion, jackass? You've also outed yourself as the samefagging that obsessively posts the pasta because of your constant use of the word "refute."

Kill yourself.

>>80448618
Ecause nobody cares about your stupid pasta, faggot.

>>80448630
He didn't post it, I did.

>>80447220
Why is Mike such a bully?

>>80448630
>you used word refute once which means you're some same faggot
>having a counter opinion is not the same as countering an opinion
???
Do you have any friends? Go ask them if you can borrow a few brain cells.

>>80447220
Sorry. I'm cursed, so any time I join a bandwagon it falls apart. I'm responsible for dozens of webcomic haitus, tv cancellations, and threads dying. In fact, I would bet a lot of money that this thread will end soon because I posted here. Sorry again.

>tfw i just repost the pastas occasionally because I'm amused by the turgid writing style

>>80448508

> I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

> Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with.

> They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Sounds like 4chan

>>80447704
I was going to say that they fucked up, but honestly I think they're better suited to what they're doing now.

I love them but leaving aside BoW, HiB and a couple of plinkett's reviews their short movies and space cop are fucking awful. Even Re:view is imo a failed format.

>>80448780
RLM threads here are full of projection. It's because RLM are clearly doing something that these lonely permavirgins wish they were doing, including having friends.

>>80447936
>Jack
>Least popular

That's a weird way to spell Josh. Josh is so pathetic all he can do is virtue signal on Twitter

>>80448812
>Even Re:view is imo a failed format.
How so? It's basically just Half in the Bag for older movies.

>>80448840
Maybe don't read his twitter then. But I guess if you didn't do that, how else would you be able to pointlessly complain?

>>80448845
except it's boring and lifeless

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>>80447361
>Holy fuck, that image is pure kino. Can someone add a film grain overlay?

Did my best anon.

>>80448864
Not an argument since he tries to do it in videos he's in too. Josh is objectively the worst cast member and gets mocked by the others to his face.

>>80447220
It's taking two weeks as per usual, you fat sperg.

>>80448864
WOAh dude! Are you callinf me a NAZI??? this is STUPID! This is why trump won, so much for the "tolerant" left! Fucking leftist beta cuck, special snowflake leftist cuck, get a job you commie fuck. I just saiD my OPINIONS, therefore, you have NO RIGHT TO CRITICIZE ME CUZ I HAVE OPINIONS

>>80448872
Because there's no skits?

I read that Mike and Jack had some kind of falling-out. Hopefully the rumor is true and we will see less of Jack in future. Altho if Jay sides with Jack we'd see less of Mike and that would suck.

>>80448993
>>80448872
I think if there is anything that makes re:View "
boring and lifeless" its that they aren't tearing into the movies they're reviewing because they aren't bad. Also Jay is the only consistent cast member and Mike is necessary to the formula.

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>>80448884
Kek, perfect. I went ahead and messed around with the lighting a little just to give it that ideal vintage look.

Kino Stoklasa, everybody.

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>>80448658
>still no refutation

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>>80449111
And here's Rich slipping into a void of depression

>>80449191
AAAAA DAMN YOU PASTA POSTER

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>>80449111
KINO

I have my best mate, bro for life and we enjoy 95% of the same things

I have my other mates who I go to bars with and shit

but I wish I had bros I could watch movies like this with.

If I tried to suggest to my friends

>Lets watch Terror in Beverly Hills!

They'd think I was fucking mad.

>>80448993
i find the discussion itself more dry and humorless than half in the bag but the stark, pitch-black set with the two chairs is kind of depressing as well.

>>80448910
When has he ever brought up politics on the show?

>>80448921
How dare you reply to me

>>80449051
>I read
That's code for
>I just made this up just now

>>80449504
They discussed it in a Pre-Rec livestream, anon.

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how do we save him bros?

>>80449549
Of course they did

>>80449565
Send him a case of beer?

>>80449549
I like that the pre rec streams are now the go-to source for RLM drama, despite anons never being able to provide a link to whatever video the supposed drama is discussed.

>>80449051
Mike is for sure out of Re:View but that's because he doesn't like the format. He want's to get rid of BotW too but every time he brings it up Jack is like "that's my meal ticket, fucko". Jay does not give a fuck and is just cashing checks at this point.

>>80449565
"stoklasa" implies polish heritage, which means he was always predestined to become an incurable alcoholic. just let him be.

>>80449565
Good, Michael. You look kind of Jon Lovtiz.

>>80449616
So what do you get out of creating imaginary e-celeb drama? Is it a sexual thing for you?

>>80449654
>imaginary e-celeb drama
not a refutation

>>80449603

Just check the stream where they play Nioh. They go over the fight between Jack and Mike and how it's kinda tearing the group apart.

>>80449681
Okay here's my refutation: you just made all that up because your life is empty and sad.

>>80449686
No they don't.

>>80447220
Has rich always been a midget?

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Does anyone remember that RLM meet where Mike was incredibly drunk and ended up punching someone in the face? I think it was around 2012, shit was so cash.

>>80449616
Yeah, as much as it pains me to say this, I'm siding with Jack. I like Mike but hearing what he's like behind the cameras has been eye opening.

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>>80449709
i don't think you know what refutation means anon

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>>80449746
good times

>>80447314
>hitb has always been roughly 2 episodes per month

Wrong. It was originally conceived, and promoted, as a weekly review show.

>>80449781
Why do you personally post this gif in every thread? Are you a sex pervert?

>>80449781
Holy fuck, what's wrong with the guy? No wonder they never talk about this.

>>80449789
fuck off

>>80448840
>>Jack
>>Least popular
Most powerful

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>>80449686
Where the fuck is that in the middle of this almost 5 hour stream?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH82vP7HdKc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gOdBGA5fDs

>>80449899
It doesn't exist, genius.

>>80449899
are they editing their streams to remove the controversial parts now? fucking ass holes

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>>80449616
>>80449750
>>80449781
>>80449746
>there are people who can go through this without thinking Mike isn't a shit human being
Just why

>>80449789
Explain why they are on episode 123 after 5 years

>>80449843
no, u

if you're going to spout bullshit, it's best that you're at least somewhat knowledgeable on what you're talking about.

From 2011:

https://youtu.be/_X43Tq9EE78?t=5m56s

Go to 5:56

>"Right now we do a weekly show called Half in the Bag. Um, it's me and my friend Jay., We do weekly movie reviews"

#rekt

>>80449789
when they came up with the concept in December 2010 it was supposed to be on every 2-3 days. (Source: pre-rec stream)

>>80449781
>dropping 3 people like it's nothing
Holy shit

>>80449950
because they got lazy, refer to my post LITERALLY below yours: >>80449963

both >>80449843 and >>80449950 are retarded and don't know what they're talking about

This must be your first time watching RLM vids

>>80449616
>Jack is like "that's my meal ticket, fucko"

Try harder. It is common knowledge Jack doesn't get paid by RLM.

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When you simulate your friendship with RLM do you imagine yourself sitting next to them cracking silent jokes - or do you take the place of an existing cast member, e.g. Rich?

I pretend that I'm a regular RLM member that has a RIch-tier friendship with Mike that's not quite as funny as Rich but gets better joke reception than Jay. I'm mostly stoic but make the occasional joke that sends Rich into a fit and /tv/ refers to me as /ourguy/.

>>80450019
>implying anyone gets paid by the fat pole

>>80450019
exposure is future cash

>>80447489
>It's embarassing to do Youtube past your 40s

not really
if you don't have a skill by 40 you keep doing what you've been doing. no place will hire someone that old when a.) they're more likely to die/terminal illness/etc. than younger counterparts and b.) more likely to marry and would start asking for raises.

Always hire as young as you can for entry level/mildly skilled positions.

>>80449981
I'll reiterate for people that have poor reading comprehension: it was originally promoted as a weekly review show (re: >>80449963).

I'm right. It's ok, the world isn't coming to an end, newfriend. you can calm down.

>>80449963

That might just be the worst interview ever conducted

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>>80447936
>blogposting on /tv/

>>80450083
>originally promoted as a weekly review show
this. i remember the ads in variety & hollywood reporter

>>80450046
No one goes back to rehab for the third time, anon. Mike is beyond saving by this point.

>>80449986

Motherfucker swings wide and hard... those idiots just stood there for it.

Still lol'd tho

>>80450100
It had the content depth of a local morning news show.

>>80450020

You got quite the reaction to this last time and you're hoping for more (yous)

Well here's your first, try not to milk this one, bring it out occasionally and you'll get equal reactions

>>80449981
>(Source: pre-rec stream)
So this is the hot new meme eh?

>>80450182
>meme
STREAM. It's their daily twitch stream

>>80450107
>normiecuck gets proven wrong
>backtracks with "M-MUH HOLLYWOOD REPORTER"

now it's time for (you) to fuck off

>>80450224
>daily

>>80450224
>It's their daily twitch stream

Really, anon? Lying again?

>>80450270
for the patreon $500 tier, yeah.

>>80450225
>Mike off-handedly referred to Half in the Bag as weekly in some random nobody interview once so therefore it was "promoted" as being weekly.
HITB was never weekly. In fact, when they first started doing it, sometimes they wouldn't do more than one episode a month.

I worked 3 shift at a hospital one night in West Allis Wisconsin and driving home one night I swear I saw Rich walking down Lincold Road at 4:30 in the morning eating peanut butter out of a jar with the biggest satisfied look on his face.

was going to shout at him but i didn't want to creep him out.

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>>80450312
>i get to decide which public announcements are and are not "off-handed" and therefore invalid

>>80450291
He's right tho. All the juiciest rumors come from the Pre Rec stream, like the recent Jack and Mike fight.

>>80450302
Seriously what do you faggots get out of making up random mundane shot about these guys? It's legit weird and sort of creepy.

>>80450072
They're making enough to live comfortably. And they are clearly competent at editing to some degree, they could probably find normie work if it came to it.

Is it true that Rich is a crack baby?

>>80450338
Find me one official promotion for Half in the Bag that refers to it as weekly other than some nobody jackass interviewing Mike at a con.

Hell, fine me one other source PERIOD that refers to Half in the Bag as weekly.

>>80450358
They did video production full time before the YouTube stuff took off. I'm sure they'll just go back to that if it ever does down again.

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>>80450312
>"off-hand comment"
>Mike mentions HitB being a weekly review show twice in the same sentence

I love how being wrong isn't enough for you, your pride has been hurt too.

Even though you're posting as anon and no one knows who you are, you still feel personally slighted which is why you've doubled down on being retarded.

Feels good, senpai.

Reminder that Rich Evans is a card carrying member of the KKK

>>80450443
This sounds very important to you.

>>80450180
Jokes on you, I'm not the original poster. I was the one who made the threas where that was posted on but not whoever wrote that post.

>>80450369
it's true. classic gilchrist, the poisoned ramen, lauren burke, all of it.

>>80450450
I found that this fact just makes his friendship with SJW cuck Jack even more magical.

>>80450387
>f-f-find me o-one other source guys! d-don't listen to what Mike said about his own show, f-find me an Entertainment Weekly article from President Trump that says t-they're a w-weekly review show!

>>80450322
KEK, I'm sure he wouldn't mind.

>>80450443
mike later tracked down and beat that guy up and made him promise not to promote the interview after he realized that doing hitb as a weekly show was beyond his means (source: pre-rec stream)

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Mike doesn't do his own dirty work.

JewJewio walked into his bathroom and found Rich Evans waiting for him with a gun. He told him to get on his knees and then stuck the pistol in his mouth. Asked if he believes in God, then let him know that no God would save him. Asked him to start begging, masturbated while he pleaded for his life. Put the barrel in his mouth and blew his top off. As he walked out he said to the room mate, "He killed himself. If I start hearing otherwise, you might kill yourself too."

Drove off in a 2003 gray Toyota Camry blaring "Boys in the Bright White Sports Car."

Rich Evans is a stone cold motherfucker.

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>>80450454
>he doesn't take shit posting seriously

you know what to do, normie

>>80449202
>>80449111
Mike....had a hard life.

>>80450339

>like the recent Jack and Mike fight

What happened? What episode?
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>>80448150
It rips off a poem

>>80450574
It's not out yet. Mike has been holed up in his office for eight days doing what Jay describes as "interesting things" to the edit. (Source: gab.ai)

>>80450574
Iirc it's the one where they play Niho. One of the newer ones definitely.

>>80447573

They like making shitty B movies. What is up with the spergs hate on RLM? Is it just jealousy because they are paid so much to do it?

>>80449565
Get a time machine and put in him in any state that's not in the midwest or the South. Seriously, people in Wisconsin call him beanpole.

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>>80450627
>doing what Jay describes as "interesting things"

>>80450639
>can't provide an actual source
Very convenient

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>>80450531
>"He killed himself. If I start hearing otherwise, you might kill yourself too."

>>80450699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH82vP7HdKc

>>80450752

>over two hours
>skip around
>no Mike

Nah, timestamp me or you're full of shit.

>>80450531
I buy this

>>80447704
That was a joke you retard.

>>80450752
Time stamp?

I'll wait.

>>80450780
they only talk about the fight. it didn't happen on the stream

>>80450819
No it wasn't. Watch the documentary

>>80450827

Okay, now... timestamp.

>>80447493
>Space cop is the best movie ever made

Who knew they had such patricians over in wakaliwood?

>>80450850
just watch the stream you lazy ass

>>80450850
I've listened to that stream before and I can safely say that he's full shit

>>80450882

>two hours

Nope.

>>80450882
not that anon but fuck off you're shit at baiting

>>80450882
I've watched that stream. You're full of shit.

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>>80450917
dodged a bullet there jay

>>80450882
I watched part 1 and 2 in their entirety and don't recall anything remotely like what you're claiming.

>>80450943
i didn't know mike put his son in his old movies

>>80450968
It's the one that you just made up just now

>>80450968
AFAIK it's the one where they play Niho

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>>80448921
Nice projection.

>>80451005
Wow a lot of drama seems to have happened during their Nioh stream

>>80447493
>Space cop is the best movie ever made

Who knew they had such patricians over in wakaliwood?

>>80450968
>>80451005
>>80451056
stop having conversations with yourself, autist

>>80451056
its a shitty game

>>80450974
Yeah his name's Micsson.

I used to wonder why people watch soap operas but now I'm binging on Pre Rec streams for RLM drama and shiit. I guess it's about being invested in the characters. Only with RLM the character are real people.

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>>80451112
>mfw Jay names his son Jason

>>80451121
>Only with RLM the character are real people
jay is canonically not real

>>80451121
There is literally no drama in the pre review streams though.

>>80447936
>>80447994
>>80448275
>>80448171

>I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction

this entire copypasta reeks of some sperg who got banned from their twitch but this part specifically. I called Rich an idiot for spending 3 hours on the easiest boss in Dark Souls 3 and he read it aloud and laughed it off. they get shit on their twitch constantly

>It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

their Nerd Crew sketch dropped last month and it's a genius parody of corporations exploiting nerd culture, the 'Fuck You, it's January' vid gets better every year, and the re:View series is great

update the pasta cuck

>>80451121
No drama in Pre Rec streams. Stop trying to trick people into watching your shit fucking streams, Aidsmoby

>>80451202
Rich breaking down about his childhood during Doom stream not drama?

>>80451121
>Only with RLM the character are real people

>implying AIDSmoby isn't a fictional character

>>80451276
link with timestamp or it didn't happen

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>>80451155
Source?

>>80451296
It was in one of his Doom streams, can't be arsed to find the exact timestamp.

>>80451276
It's not drama because it didn't happen. You are just fucking sad, man.

>>80451415
>if i don't know about it, it didn't happen
are you 2?

>>80451354
>.png

you are such a fucking failure at life

>>80451392
Convenient.

>>80447936
I think they're fun and great.

>>80447311
>Maybe even a short Plinkett

How new are you

>>80451452
kys

>>80451438
I watch their streams. You're literally making shit up, saying it happened during a stream, and then conveniently not providing a link or time stamp for single thing you're claiming.

>>80451602
>not providing a link
there are several links to the nioh stream in this thread.

>>80449457
The botw with the woman kung fu artist that fought in back alleys, he started going on about MUH STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMYN and tried to bait Mike.

Josh is objectively the worst. Jack adds nothing to anything he's in, but Josh actively detracts from episodes he's in. The best thing was when Rich told him "nobody cares" and then mocked him the next episode of botw.

Are the people who bitch about phony rlm drama the same fuccbois who get mad about baneposting?

>>80449986
Once Mike "the Nanjing Rapetrain" Stoklasa gets worked up there's no stopping him until there's blood in the streets.

if you naysayers would watch all 2569 hours of pre rec maybe you'd be as informed as the so-called "drama posters"

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>>80451837
>phony

it's all true in some parallel universe, so why shouldn't we discuss it as literal fact?

>>80451755
You're misremembering. You can hate Josh all you want but Mike was the one to bring up the topic of her not being as well known as other action stars of the era because she's a woman.

>>80451954
>Mike said something
>That means that Josh going full SJWtard mode wasn't his fault!

k

>>80447493
>Supa director
>Enjoy da movie!
What did they mean by this?

>>80451954
I see that Wizarding the Record is in the thread

>>80451980
You're really desperate. Just admit that you obsess over his twitter and move on.

>>80452008
You're trying too hard.

>>80451986
ACTION PACKED MOVIE

joshposting is almost as boring as re:view

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>>80447220
Better for them to take their time and release quality videos instead of releasing meh-to-shit quality videos every other day like some review channels.

>>80452131
that you watched 50% of
YOU'RE THE PROBLEM

>josh posts
>keeps up the jack hate to deflect attention away from him

Sad!

>>80452191
I skipped through most of them

>>80450645
because they're not even shitty b-movies. space cop had some b movie moments and then a whole lot of diarrhea

>>80452214
I believe you.

>>80448508
Is this the new Harry Potter thread killing copypasta?

>>80452131
Double toasteds videos are basically just bits cut from their podcasts, bad comparison

>>80452252
>new
it's like 5 years old

>>80448828
Is this one of those "projections" I keep hearing about?

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>>80450482
>mfw I wrote the original post and 90% of the copypasta

i created garret gilchrist as a tulpa in 1993 (source: the official handbook of the marvel universe master edition)

>>80452759
english breakfast

>>80447489
Beats having a real job.

>>80447269
They even stated from a recent post on FB about what's going on with shows that making a HiTB was slowed down because none of movies coming out weren't worth going to and review.

>>80449287
have you ever tried to watch one of these shit movies? they're unwatchable unless you're really drunk or a total dweeb

>We would usually get 1 or 2 episodes per week throughout last year but, as of now, we're pretty much only getting one episode per two weeks.

Here's what they've done so far in 2017.

Jan 1 - 7
Two videos. Mr. Plinkett Responds and Nerd Crew.

Jan 8 - 14
Two videos. True Stories re:View and Fuck You It's January 2017.

Jan 15 - 21
Zero videos.

Jan 22 - 28
Two videos. HitB 122 and Nerd Crew 2.

Jan 29 - Feb 4
Zero videos.

Feb 5 - 11
One video. BotW 48. I'll throw out the Richard Hatch video since it's 2011 footage and more of a bonus thing.

Feb 12 - 18
One video. Starship Troopers re:View.

Feb 19 - 25
One video. BotW: Carnosaurs 2, The Skateboard Kid 2, and Future Zone.

Feb 26 - Mar 4
Zero videos.

Mar 5 - Mar 11
One video. HitB 123.

They haven't released a video this week.

10 weeks, 10 videos. This comes out to 1 video a week, which is double what you've claimed. There were three weeks (not in a row) where they released no videos, but two of those three weeks were preceded by a week where they put out two new videos (and one where it was sandwiched between two weeks of two videos).

Ultimately, I think one video a week is fine for them.

>>80447936
>got caught buying hentai with this mom's credit card

Isn't patreon money theirs to spend? isn't it just income?

>>80453507
They've averaged one video a week for a while now. They used to make even fewer, in addition to having fewer shows.

>>80453562
Yes, exactly.

>>80450415
Jay lives in a retirement community?

>>80452714
>>80452759
>samefaf gets posts deleted

>>80448845
Interesting, I'm this guy:
>>80448812
But apparently I'm not alone:
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>>80449074
>>80449292
All these are good reasons.

HiB is a good mix between light comedy and opinion. So for one or the other I will eventually watch every single episode even if i don't care about those particular movies, for example I wasn't interested in Logan or Get Out but I watched the episode for the comedy and both movies are now "on my list".

BoW works because is hilarious.

Now Re:view has less comedy, but the depth of the discussions is still very basic.

Honestly I don't give a fuck about a 20 min long superficial opinion (with half of it used to re-tell me a plot I already know, and a quarter to say that the creatures are creepy) about Eraserhead by Jay and Josh. I just don't.

>>80448045
Looks like something from Tim and Eric.

>>80448045
that's 100% awesome you humungus fagget.

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>>80447493
What the fuck is that?

>>80449789

When it was originally conceived, they also reviewed old favourites and "so bad it's good" movies that are now covered in re:view and Best of the Worst.

>>80448045
>for both we wipe

What id he mean by this?

>>80448150
>>80447862

samefag. Also terrible

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>>80449202

is crying about RLM replacing Baneposting?

>>80453878
I wonder if Re:View will be scrapped in the end. 220k to 300k views per vid is way lower than HiB's and BoW's average numbers.

>>80455086
Why would they scrap it? 300K views is still a good amount, and it adds variety to their channel.

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>>80453620
RETIRE MENT COMMUNIDIII

Why are RLM so averse to criticism? Four fucking videos on Rogue One because their Youtube comment section was saltier than normal?

Imagine if they produced something original(?) like Space Cop that gathered a lot of attention and publicity and it was all negative. Mike would kill himself or go on a murder suicide with Rich and Jay.

Thats why they'll never leave their youtube channel. They're more sensitive than Joss Whedon and Max Landis.

>>80455142
Not if they keep uploading a vid per week, money-wise is better to make HiBs and BoWs.

>>80455367
And brazzers made a porn parody of them and instead of laughing at it they refused to acknowledge it. The same people that make laugh about dead basement whores and jacking off to kids.

>>80455367
>Why are RLM so averse to criticism?
They're not?

>Four fucking videos on Rogue One because their Youtube comment section was saltier than normal?
No, four videos on Rogue One because Star Wars is their bread and butter.

>Imagine if they produced something original(?) like Space Cop that gathered a lot of attention and publicity and it was all negative.
The reaction to Space Cop WAS pretty much all negative.

>Mike would kill himself
But he didn't. They just laughed it off.

>Thats why they'll never leave their youtube channel.
I would imagine they wouldn't leave their channel because it's popular and earns them a good amount of money.

>They're more sensitive than Joss Whedon and Max Landis.
When was the last time you saw RLM take to twitter to whine about people not liking their stuff? Never? Okay.

You sound both salty AND stupid.

>>80455409
>they'll make more money by providing less content
lol what?

>>80455367
Rogue One was shit. Deal with it

>>80455453
Gee I can't imagine why a legite company would want to distance themselves from porn

>>80455453
If they know about I guarantee that they found it funny

>>80455453
Why would they want to bring attention to something that was made solely to leach off of their popularity?

>>80455367
>They're more sensitive than Joss Whedon and Max Landis.
How? I have literally never seen RLM complain about people not liking their stuff.

>>80455495
If you are going to make only one vid per week, and you want views (=money) what would you do? A HiB, a BoW or Re:view with Josh?

Because it seems that they can't make more than one episode per week (bottleneck in editing maybe?)

>>80455570
They know.

Previous Recorded has really bad opinions

>>80455717
okay

>>80455726
ok

>>80455717

They also suck at games.

>>80455785
>>80455717
>actually watching Pre Rec

>>80455367
>mocking people for easy content = adverse to criticism

No.

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>>80455717

It's like two deaf guys reviewing music.

>>80447220
rich and mike are the only funny guys on the show. the rest are too spergy. especially the bald faggot and the fat bearded dweeb

>>80455717
>M-muh sonic

What is Jay doing right now?

Having lunch?

What is he eating?

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>>80450020
literally me

>>80455964
Whatever he's doing, I'm sure it's not as fulfilling as posting on /tv/ about e-celebs

>>80455934
>can't git gud at an incredibly simplistic platformer
>"this whole franchise is garbage, how can anyone like these games?"

even if you're not a sonic fan, it's tough to watch them struggle with something i could beat blindfolded when i was in diapers

>>80455927
Rich would be great if he didn't have that awful laugh.

Imagine Rich, Jimmy Carr and that black woman all laughing at the same time. I asked somebody to mash that up once but they refused to create such a monster.

>>80455717
Their vidya reviews are nowhere near as good as their tearing down on schlock films but they're certainly better than Angry Joe or post-movie AVGN.

>>80455964
>What is he eating?
Sadly enough, not my penis. I wish I could feed it to him, slowly and tastefully. Mmmmm, I'm sure he would really fucking love it.

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>>80455717
>rich playing vampire the masquerade
>jack playing new vegas with a fucking controller on pc

they trigger me so hard

>>80456018
Wipe your tears furry

>>80456018
Gonna let you into a secret...

They play bad... on purpose. Do you think Darksiedphil is really that bad at games? No, he knew that "WOW! JUST WOW! I PRESS THE BUTTON AND IT DOES NOTHING! BROKEN ARTIFICIAL DIFFICULTY SHIT!" gets more views.

On YouTube, you're either a god-tier speed runner or skilled professional, or you're a dumbfuck retard if you want (Views).

>>80456031
schlock films are funner/better than most shit out

do u think that rich gets embarrassed when he poos out star wars action figures in front of mike???

sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha

how right are they about Star Trek Beyond? I'm about to play $5 to watch it.

>>80456117
and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of rich pooing an action figure while he looks nervous or embarrassed

i just want to see it for a few laughs haha

>>80456132
50%

>>80456144
another thing i am wondering is what do you think the figures smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

>>80456099
Darksydephil has an actual learning disability dude

This threads are a supermagnet for autists.

>>80456390
>This threads are

>>80447220
>arm around the shoulder
>grabbing the "beer bottle" between his legs
wtf?

>>80456464
Well you see, anon, RLM makes comedy videos so on occasion, they do comedic things for comedic purposes

>>80453507
jesus christ get a life

>>80452714
i would like to note that I didn't literally create these things it was a JOKE

>>80456675
Says a guy contributing to a pointless e-celeb thread

>>80456758
says the guy who created a hyper autistic week-by-week rundown of some youtube show

>>80456854
You know there's more than one other person in this thread right?

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I'M FUCKING HORNY FOR RICH EVANS AND WOULD LOVE TO GET POUNDED BY HIM

>>80456410
I'm sorry I'm rich Evan's

>>80456900
sorry didn't realize you were white knighting. carry on.

>thread auto-saging

Ow no, this ain't stopping our Richposting.

>>80457415
>>80457415
>>80457415

>>80457457
kys

>>80457457
why