>"I didn't sign up for this."

>mom character enters sons room and he's posting frogs
>"I didn't sign up for this."

>>80443522
>based on true events

>>80443386
4chan /tv/

>>80443522
be veeery careful now anon

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>>80443522

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>I never asked for this

>>80443556
Mhmm

>"I didn't sign up"

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>>80443522

That's a bad idea.

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>what are you doing here?
>I could ask you the same thing

>You and I, we're not so different you and me

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>movie begins
>it was all a dream

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>>80443386
>I never asked for this

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>vietnam scene
>it aint me starts playing

>pretends to type on a keyboard
>hacks the mainframe in 10 seconds

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>Directed by Zack Snyder

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>>80446344
>ONLY THREE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN BREAK THIS ENCRYPTION
>CAN YOU?
>I WROTE IT

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>You didn't have to do this
>I know, but I wanted to

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>>80443522
>>80443533
>>80446344
>>80446522
IMAGINE

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>Do it I dare you
>Dose it

>>80443522
but...how?

>>80443386
>I want to enjoy a tropes thread but am not creative enough to come up with a new funny one, so I'll just start a thread by reposting one beat to death and hope anons will come through for me

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>>80446218

>protag is in the bahamas on the beach scene
>If you like pina coladas starts playing

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>>80443522
thread over

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>what gives you the impression I didn't just let you catch me?

>police car chase
>AAAAAAH CANT STAND IT, I KNOW YOU PLANNED

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>NIGGER

>Character has a positive interaction with a woman
>Doesn't immediately start thinking of pornstars that look like said woman

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>slasher movie
>token black guy dies first

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>Character explains FTL travel
>folds piece of paper in half

>character goes on date
>doesn't masturbate furiously before and after.

>shoot or run?
>BOTH!!!

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>>80443386
>actually did sign up for this

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>>80443522

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>>80446519

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>character mentions 4chan
>calls it a hacker forum

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>Give me liberty or give me dog breath.

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>>80443522

>>80447536
>New and funny
>Tropes
Do you understand how this works?

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>>80443522

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>antagonist is edgy
>protagonist calls him "Lord Edgy McEdgelord"

>>80449395
>there can't be new tropes
>there can't be new memes
Are you legit retarded? Oh wait it's /tv/ nvm.

Check these dubs

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>>80446184
>Watching a movie
>I used to read Word Up magazine

>character waits until person leaves the house to break in
>"oh I forgot something"
>person enters the house again and character has to hide

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>>80443522

>>80446120
only a fag does this

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>>80443522

>poster gets dubs
>doesn't check them

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>meme
>meme
Like it write itself, hahahaaa

Help they are watching me

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>i thought you knew how to fly this thing!
>i never made it past the simulations!

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>It's quiet in here...
>...too quiet

>>80450433
>guard is investigating noise
>a cat startles him
>later the monster/villain attacks him and kills him

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>>80450433
>i do, i just never learned to land!

>>80450433
I legit never seen this.

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>"Welcome to basic training, ladies!"
>but the soldiers are all always men?

Typos?

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>Why do they always run?

>>80450433
>How many operation have you done before ?
>38 ... in simulation

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>character says "because its 2015"
>2015 was 35 years ago

this always gets me

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>Far away future with flying cars and laser weapons
>Year 2005

>no prints, he must be using gloves
>looks like we got a professional on our hands

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>movie is set in the future
>white men are still there

>>80451862
I actually like this.
Makes me happy that people had higher hopes for technology.

>>80450433
>I always crashed on the simulation.

>Is there a doctor on the plane?

Dr Pavel?

>character goes to a bar
>"I'll take a beer"

>You're the one locked in here with me

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>I DON'T KNOW MY MOM ALWAYS DID IT FOR ME

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>>80452289

i do this irl
they just give you the house beer, its cool

>>80448625
>mathematical problem in movie
>it's monty hall problem

>>80452289
>Leave the bottle

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>if loving you is wrong I don't wanna be right

>>80452289
>Character asks for a really specific drink and gives complex instructions on how to prepare it
>Bartender just grabs some random beverage and shakes it a little

>>80452423
most cringey shit

THE DA IS BREATHING DOWN MY NECK

>>80452423

It's Folgers in a cup!

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>>80452674
>He’s a loose cannon, but goddammit he gets results

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>PUT. THE. GUN. DOWN!

Has this ever worked?

>>80452725
Angry black police captain is unironically my favourite movie trope.

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>Computer malfunction
>Sparks and smoke everywhere so you know something is wrong

>>80447593
>>80446218

>character walks up to the Lincoln Memorial
>oh beautiful four spacious skies with amber waves of gray starts playing

>>80452725
>PUT OUT A BOLO ON HIM

>>80452799

got any specific examples to recommend for me?

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>how can you be so sure?
>i just know, trust me!

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>I'm not here to make friends.

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>>80452289

>character walks into store
>"A pack of cigarettes"

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>>80453046
even worse:
>"how can you be so sure?"
>"Look, <NAME>, do you trust me?"

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>scientist turns on his machine
>entire city blacks out

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>>80443505
of course you autists would ignore this

Dumb Tom Cruise poster

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>>80453183
>scientist turns on his ultra high-tech machine
>sparks everywhere

[email protected]

Don't call me autistic.

>>80453046
>>80453132
>How do I know I can trust you?
>You don't, but I'm the only chance you got.

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>What are you doing?
>Something I should have done a long time ago.

>>80453463
>shits himself

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>woman is running in heels
>she's having difficulty so takes them off and runs barefoot

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>male and female characters are having an altercation
>male character grabs female character's arm
>'You're hurting me!'

>>80453683
>this is never just done on the fly but always have to be an actual moment where she goes "Hold on" and takes them off before continuing running because autist nitpickers on imageboards will go "Lol one scene she has the shoes, theen the next she suddenly doesn't"

>>80453683
>>80453852
Blatant foot fetishist fan service

>>80452310
Mah nigga

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>I know how you feel, man
>You can't possibly know how I feel

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>>80453947
>You can't possibly know how I feel
>Is later revealed that he had something much worse happen to him than the main character

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>people laughing
>*insert X meme*

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>>80443386
>"and he was just one day from retirement"
>"well what happened to him?"
>"early retirement."

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>>80454245
Nice

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>I'll do it, but it's gonna cost you
>Alright, how much?
>I'm not talking about money

>character is driving down a straight piece of road
>jerks the wheel all over the place

>character calls friend
>turn on the news
>new story is at the beginning

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>character rewinds tape recorder
>stops at the perfect moment

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>(Insert Jimi Hendrix song) starts playing.

>>80455485
>THERE MUST BE SOME KINDA PLACE OUTTA HERE

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>Convince friend who is living happily and has long moved on from the life and has no.desire to get back in to the life to reluctantly come out of retirement and help you.because "I have nowhere else to go"

>Friend dies

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>Dock worker keeps loading boxes while being questioned by the cops.

>>80443386
>"I didn't sign up for this"
>they quite literally did sign up for it

>>80450845
Gravity, Interstellar, 2012, etc

>>80456346
Well I didn't watch any of those shitfests.

>>80452289
>whatever is on draft

if they have many choices, they'll just provide you with their preferred choice

>>80456463

Your loss. They're all great.

>>80455971
>be on minimum wage and working overtime
>cops waltz in
>keep working while they question you, or otherwise you're fired for slacking off

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>>80453463
>Where are you going?
>To finish what I started!

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>There's no way you're coming with us
>Comes with them and stays for the rest of the movie

>>80456739
>Here's my card. If you remember anything else, call me.
>"Yeah....sure."

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>Character has no good reason to follow the MC on their journey
>Stow way
Did not see that one coming.

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>you just don't get it, do you?

>mfw I did actually sign up for this

>>80457224
Should have read the contract

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>>80457220

>>80457349
>he is shown opening a bottle of champagne after signing the contract

>>80447890
Name one movie

>>80450499
>Exactly.

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>>80457220
>You just can't give up, can you?
or
>You just don't know when to quit, do you?

>>80457780

Not exactly a slasher movie, but Gremlins.

>>80457588
>character is shown drinking champagne before signing the contract while the other guy's twirling his mustache

>>80443386
worst line in TDK

dude, you're literally in the SWAT

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>You're not gonna believe this
or
>You better take a look at this

>thing was believable and explainable

>>80456320

That was my thought when the gunners mate in Battleship says he didn't sign up for this.

Who cares if they are space aliens, you still signed up for that shit.

>>80460249

Last time I watched TDK I just couldn't believe he actually used that line, so I had to rewind to double check. What the fuck, Nolan.

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>"There's no time to explain"
>It can be explained in one sentence

>How did you end up here?
>"It's a long story"
>"We have time"
>Tells it in less than two minutes

>>80443505
FUCK OFF MOM IT'S A MEME STOP POSTING ABOUT ME ON 4CHAN!

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>>80451862

Is this Pepe's final form?

>>80460249
>that's not good... that's DEFINITELY not good!

Nolan loves him some cheese

>>80447593
name one movie

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>>80453187
>coming back seven hours later to call attention to the stinker no one laughed
holy shit dude

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>That's it Detective, you're out of control! You're suspended! Badge and gun!
>Protagonist slams badge and holster onto nearby desk

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>Time for plan B
>What's plan B?
>First we do this and then that
>That's the dumbest plan I've ever heard.... let's do it!

>>80452289
I've done this plenty of times.

>>80461653
>YOUR OTHER GUN!

>hack writer doesn't know how to end his tv series
>don't start believing starts playing

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>>80461561
>everyone on 4chan is the same person

whatever helps you get past those harsh truths my friend

>>80443386
>It's on your left right over there.
>YOUR OTHER LEFT!

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>Spaceship gets hit by something
>Sparks everywhere and lights going out even though only the outer hull got damaged

>>80454635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs8LIzObfH4

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>Hero and Villain find themselves pointing their guns at one another
>"Let's settle this like men"
>They both drop their guns
>Highly choreographed fist fight begins

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>>80461732
>he just keeps going
you wouldn't be doing weird shit like this is you knew what a vagina feels like

>hero is exposed to outer space for 10 seconds

>doesn't explode into a thousand meat giblets.

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>>80461732
>he hasn't realized every post is the work of an over achieving spambot

>>80461822

>prepare to abandon alien infested spaceship
>start self-destruct sequence
>smoke and sparks everywhere while timer is still counting down

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>>80446519
>Can you break this encryption?
>No
>Why?
>I wrote it

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>>80461506
You ain't seen nothing yet

>>80461976
if you hold your breath you would be okay for a while

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>IN ENGLISH DOC!

>>80462089
b-b-baby you just ain't n-n-n-nothing yet

>>80461561

only a stinker because it hits a little too close to home for you

>>80462094

Space is usually pretty cold.

>>80462094

Litetally no.

>>80462275
if you had a heavy coat you'd keep warm though

>cop catches traitorous femme fatale
>dares him to pull the trigger
>he pussies out
>"your a coward you always were"

>>80462275
Chatter your teeth

>>80462384
A coat, a blanket and an oxygen tank ought to keep you alive for about an hour, I figure

>>80462313
How is the air going to escape if you close your mouth tightly? You could also hold your nose shut to make sure no air leaks out. I'm pretty sure this would work, some of the ISS astronauts might have already test this out.

>>80458104
Makes you wonder how the trope came to be when hardly any slasher movies actually use it

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>ghost movie for kids

>some of them are children

>noone questions how fucked up this is

>>80461976
>>80462094
>>80462275
>>80462313
>>80462384
>>80462399
>>80462522
>If you ever find yourself exposed to the near vacuum of space, so long as you don’t try to hold your breath, which would result in your lungs rupturing and thus pretty well guaranteed that the incident would be fatal, you’ll likely remain conscious for about 10-15 seconds, with perhaps half that being useful consciousness. After that, you’ll be fine as long as you’re placed back in a pressurized environment within about 90-180 seconds.
So the temperature would be less of a problem. You can stop this conversation now.

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>>80462562
Children also die

>>80462094

Your body is literally a 14 psi bubble of blood, air and meat being held together by the earth's atmosphere.

You would pop like a balloon if you didn't instantly freeze into a solid block of ice first.

>>80462652
Stop.

>>80462652
> if you didn't instantly freeze into a solid block of ice first.
well, obviously thats not going to happen, i'd have a heavy coat

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>Shhhhhh!
>What?
>......Did you hear that?

>>80443505
first post best post

>You're getting a little too close to this case. I want you to take a few weeks off to take your mind off it. Take the missus and go see Europe or something.

>>80462810
>t-take your wife on vacation?

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>>80462752
>Hear what?
>Exactly.

>>80462810
>It's time to go off-duty

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>>80462583

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>>80462810

>cop argues, finally grudgingly agrees
>continues working case anyway

You don't follow the rules!
>if I followed the rules we'd all be dead

>villain gets punched in face
>touches wound
>looks at fingers, licks off blood and smiles

>>80462696

No YOU stop!

>>80463572

stop watching anime faggot

>>80463632
>character is a dyel omega manlet
>every virgin slutty supermodel wants to bang him

>>80463692
Literally me

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>something weird happens
>female character goes "EEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>80463586
Are you one of those anons who reply to every (You) they get?

All me

>>80463780
Not necessarily

>Dramatic and powerful anime moment
>The character is inexplicably engulfed in a whirlwind

>>80463733
>character bangs an old man
>otaku still like her
???

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>"YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU'S?!"

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>OF COURSE. IT'S SO SIMPLE
>Begins describing their findings with tons of technobabble

Asian character appears
>gong sound effect

>>80464068
>stares at chalkboard filled with math
>"what am I missing"

>>80464130

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7G7xOG2Ag

>>80464075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wcuoxs4mU

>>80464068
>"IN ENGLISH, PLEASE"

>>80452870
21/22 jump street

>>80463733
Name 1 (ONE) example

>>80464130
>character says something
>"Wait, say that again!"
>"That's it! You're a genius!"

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>writes on a computer-/tv screen
>that's not gonna come off you know

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>nerd explains something
>"HUH ENGLISH PLEASE?"

>>80464169
>Folds a piece of paper in half
>Pokes a pencil through it

>shot of NYC skyline
>next scene is in a subway car, there are punk rockers with leather jackets and mohawks

>hero picks up phone
>"yeah."
>listens for 4 seconds
>"I'm on my way"
>looks directly at camera
>"it's clobberin' time"

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>No, you hang up
>No, you hang up
>No, YOU hang up
>Third character is visibly annoyed

Any scene with two people playing chess
>checkmate

>>80464629
>Having an enlightening conversation while playing chess
>Finishes conversation with "checkmate"
>Smug head tilt

>Token black guy
>Dies sacrificing himself for others

>character hangs up without saying goodbye

>>80464709
>loser slowly topples his king piece

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>character develops a supernatural ability
>eyes change color while using the ability
>nose bleeds
>"What's happening to me?"

>>80464771
>"OH LAWDY THIS AIN'T NUTTIN LIKE WHAT THEY BE SHOWIN ON BET"
>"WU TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG"
>*BOOM*

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>>80464709
>says something smug
>Check
>says something smugger
>Checkmate

>>80464629
>protagonist and villain play chess
>protagonist wins

>>80464825
With insidious consequences, no doubt

>>80464075

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTchUep_bmg

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>"There's a storm coming"

>>80464870
>camera pans back
>protagonist is visiting villain in hospital/jail

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>A doctor won't be able to help your child, what you need is an exorcism

>>80465018
>Camera focused on the prison's sign while an alarm is blaring in the next scene
>What do you mean he escaped!?

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>NASA scene
>80% of the people there are black

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>Eat your dinner
>It's gabagool

>>80464807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWDDVuxFboI

>You're in danger
>I am the danger

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>cocks gun and puts it beneath person's chin
>Tell me the truth...or else.
>person tells them the truth

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>throws hand grenade
>gasoline explosion

>>80465342
>Shoots him anyway because he's a gritty anti-hero

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>character is revealed to be a villain to the audience only
>starts acting villainy in every scene afterwards

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>character staring out of window
>what is clearly the shadow of some monster strolls past
>"What is it, [character]?
>"N-Nothing."

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>People sitting by a campfire
>Camera is looking at them from behind the bushes

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>How do we know if we can trust you?
>You can't

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>>80465805
>>80465863
>frogposter sitting in front of screen
>doubleposts

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>>80466248
>Character calls someone out for double posting
>Suffers grave consequences

>>80464520
name one film that does this

>>80452289
>character orders a full meal plus drinks at a central New York restaurant
>gets a phone call and immediately leaves untouched meal whilst throwing down a hundred dollar bill on the way out

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>>80457145

>>80466683
WAY too often.
>Can I get you something to drink?
>Just water please
>Never touches the glass

>>80462968
How was this allowed? That legit made me sad and almost cry. In the middle of fucking class.

>>80466765
Don't post anime at me EVER again

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>>80462732
>well, obviously thats not going to happen, i'd have a heavy coat

and some ear muffs, natch

>>80466765
Goddamit John, I clearly sent "with cheese"

>Beloved character dies
>No one tries to resuscitate him

>>80467046
>character checks pulse of other character
>"He's dead"

What the fuck?

>>80451160
Would this still be possible today in 2017? Isn't this sexist? Ladies are as strong as men?

Kill me please. I hate these fucking feminists and SJWs

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>>80466834
You're right, I was way out of line. I apologize.

>what do we do now?
>now we wait

every time

>>80467120
>female character dies
>doesnt cop a feel
Cmon

>>80451701
> 38
> in a row?

>>80467120
>Closes his eyelids

>The villan was beaten by his overly religious father during his youth

>>80443386

>shot of some grotesque demon creature the group must face
>black character: "damn you ugly!"

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>"What's the emergency?"
>"No time to explain"

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>>80467492

hmm...

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>>80467488
>Loud, sassy black man for comedic effect

>>80467272
>my doctor did 38 operations!
>I'm leaving
>be careful not to do any operations in the parking!

>Doesn't check the back seat
>Gets killed

Untraceable (2008)
>Checks back seat
>Gets killed anyway

>Shitty scene were a character fights a small animal

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>hero faces 100 henchmen
>they attack him one by one

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>gay porn
>character is a virgin
>instantly loves getting pounded in the ass with no lube

>character has sex with woman
>doesn't cry out "Mommy I hate you!" when climaxing

everytime

>>80450499
>It's Raph
>Yeah, a little too Raph

>>80468120
>Character has sex
Lost me

>>80468120
>character blows her dog
>never says "meow that's what I'm talking about"

Kidding me?

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>guy grabs womans ass
>she twists his arm behind his back

>The only kid in the entire neighborhood that's well behaved and academically successful
>Get's murdered
>Characters teacher: Oh, X was something special. Real shame about what happened

>>80452289

Wait, you dont do this in Murca?

Here in Austria you just ask for a beer and they will give you whatever they have as "standard" beer
All you have to say if you want a big or small beer

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>>80461974

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>"Let me help you"
>"This is something I have to do alone"

>>80467916
You played the part well though.

>>80467558
>Milhouse's hairline
JUST

>>80468969
>he's never been given shit for being a weird virgin by other men
Confirmed for virgin AND friendless.
I'm so sorry, anon.

>character goes to the bathroom
>doesn't get naked first
>doesn't constantly grunt in pain
>doesn't flush at least 3 times and use a whole toilet paper roll

How can normies watch this shit?

>>80469449
>His legs aren't shaking from the strain of forcing out a rock hard, taint splitting log of shit
>He doesn't take a shower afterwards to wash off the sweat and the viscous shit off his back

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>character says something important to the plot and then something stupid
>"Wait, what did you just say?"
>character repeats the stupid thing
>"No! Before that!"
>"Oh" - character repeats the plot important thing
>"That's it"

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>main character doesnt use a condom for oral sex

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>>80469449
>>80469725
>He didnt reach with his hands to yank the shit from his asshole and subsequently pass out because of it.

>>80469829
>He doesn't accidentally knee her in the jaw because his self-preserving reactions wont allow teeth near his penis
Can't relate

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>character has sex

>>80469783
In English please doc.

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>character has literal lifesaving information
>doesnt just tell it straight to the protagonist but just calls his name over and over again
>"PROTAGONIST?"
>"Im busy!"
>"PROTAGONIST!"
>"I said Im busy!
>"PROTAGONIST!!!"
>"What?!?!?"
>"THAT!" *points at oncoming catastrophe*

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>>80456881
>To finish what I started!

>>80467488
lol

>>80461974
Fucking kek!

>Character misunderstands a situation and gets angry at another character
>The other character never tries correct their misunderstanding no matter how easy, just to add tension to the movie

>>80443386
>>80443570
>>80446054
>>80446136
>>80446218
>>80446519
>>80446522
>>80446547
>>80447751
>>80447890
>>80448625
>>80448773
>>80448929
>>80448963
>>80449021
>>80449461
>>80450499
>>80451160
>>80451669
>>80452345
>>80452423
>>80452725
>>80452758
>>80452823
>>80453115
>>80453463
>>80453683
>>80453730
>>80453947
>>80454028
>>80454148
>>80460570
>>80461461
>>80461653
>>80461942
>>80462055
>>80462089
>>80462115
>>etc...
dumb frogposter.

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>>80470266
>etc
Your lack of dedication disappoints me.

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>>80470266

>>80467826
what, like a squirrel?

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>>80470442

>>80469355
when in the post does it say or imply that

>>80470461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX09Cesfxo8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfa8JwwY-y4

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>male lead has gay mannerisms and beta body language
>9/10 stacy feels attracted to him because he is so sensitive and makes her smile (at him not with him)

>>80471430
this is accurate

>t. homosexual with gay mannerisms but a /fit/ body who is literally swamped with fruit flies 24/7

I think women just want what they cant get. if i had a dollar for every time a girl showed me her tits and asked 'is this really not attractive to you' i would have... 2 dollars.

>>80471517
If I had a dollar for each time I showed my willy to a woman I couldn't get, then I would have enough money to post bail

>>80471604
>boo hoo life isnt fair
grow up

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>ugly duckling gets bullied
>chad thundercock is dating stacy cheerleader
>chad turns out to be a gentle white knight who saves the m'lady duckling
>somehow the ugly duckling is a bombshell in disguise
>stacy is humiliated at the prom
>chad and ugly duckling live happily ever after

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>>80461822
>Spaceship about to get hit
>"Brace yourselves!"
>people on board don't even use an equivalent of a seatbelt but just stand up and hold onto a nearby post

>villain has the upper hand in the fight
>previously tried to kill the protagonist with all his might but now that the protagonist is on the ground he just kicks him around periodically
>prtoagonist crawls away and finds sharp object on the ground
>turns around and stabs villain with siad object just as the villain is about to kick him again