Why would you remake a pretty much flawless film?

>>80442956
Money.

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>>80442956
Black Jesus

>>80442956
are the wachowski trannies involved?

>>80442956
WE

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>>80442956
>Michael B. Jordan
>Not overrated

>>80443101
WUZ

>>80442956

>Matrix without Keanu or fishburne

>John wick/2 kills at theater

>Point Break remake dies a horrible death

I think I know where this is going, the way of f4 2015

>>80443085
There's a sex scene in the movie between them and nigganeo.

>>80442956
It will bomb. You don't just remake one of the most iconic movies and get away with it.

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Now that i think about it, what happened with Creed 2?

>>80443110
HACKUZ

>>80443187
yes they can. Every iconic movies get remake'd these past 5 years

and like ghost busters, theyan just play the victim card if people hate. "oh SO YOU'RE RACIST NOW? IS THAT WHAT IT IS ?"

>>80442956
I'm so fucking tired of the " Science/hacker guy HAS to be a nignog" in every fucking movie it's so forced and cringey

Wow I can't wait for this SJW propaganda tranny piece of shit reboot. Just because the directors are incapable of doing anything successful that isn't the matrix.

>Neogger
Fuck you.

>>80443302
to be fair Neo was originally going to be played by Will Smith

>>80442956
that's retarded. it's like remaking lord of the rings.

>>80443468
Shhh... They're listening

>>80443460
That is completely irrelevant because he wasn't played by Will Smith and everyone associates the role with Keanu.

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>>80443468
DON'T. EVEN. SAY. IT.

>>80443492
>Why it's time to make the fellowship all female.

>>80443492
>>80443512
fuck

The Matrix was a SJW-fest before we could even comprehend it

>Ruling class is made up of machine-like white men
>Main resistance is made of PoCs and LGBTQF literal Social Justice Warriors (Switch was supposed to be trans but it was 1999 and they couldn't get away with it then)
>Neo is a hafu with a plain, white name (Thomas Anderson) who has to die to become what he really is
>The Matrix is a presumably cultureless world while Zion is tribal and "cultured"
>Only good white character in the first movie is a woman in BDSM gear
>Only knowledgeable good machine is a Wise Black Queen

>Whole series ends with a zillion white dudes blowing up so that Wise Black Queen and Poo in Loo can rule the Matrix while Old White Guy sits back and does nothing

>>80443492
>>80443468

>Why Frodo and Sam were always gay and why their sex scene is such an important message in Trump's America

to change that last hideous green screen sequence holy shit was that terrible

>>80443460
Matrix is so good because every actor was literally perfect cast. Fucking Will Smith would be shitty Neo.
Did you see him in I, Robot? Wachowski faggots literally dodged a bullet with this one.

>>80443512
Just wait for the franchise to be bought by Disney....Clock is ticking....

>>80443568
The movie was really about them running away from the responsibilities of a heterosexual marriage. They were destroying a wedding ring and the villain was a flaming vagina.

Niggers, SJW and the rest are today's fashists.
White men are jews of today.
Are you ready for hall of cost, anon?
What will you do? Where will you go?
Where's white race's Israel?

>>80443588
Melkor: A Silmarillion story could be pretty cool.

this is still one of the best trailers ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVrGMnk5E_M

I was waiting for this to happen. Anxiously waiting.

I was surprised to see the entire Matrix franchise just vanishing. Matrix was big, some called it a phenomenon equal to what Star Wars once was. Yet, there was almost nothing Matrix-related after the release-time of the two sequels. Two video games is all I can remember. No TV show, kids cartoon, TV series, Animatrix 2, Prequel, Documentary... nothing!

Was the matrix the only film laurence burntfish doesn't suck in? I can't imagine anyone else in the role of morpheus

>>80443666
I wasn't surprised to see it go. The second and third movies were heavily criticized for being shitty right off the bat.

>>80443704
No a film but he was great in Hamnibal.

Is WB interested in making money or not? Why are they going the Sony route? First an all-female oceans remake and now this? Jesus.

>>80443704
apocalypse now

>>80443704
>I wasn't surprised to see it go. The second and third movies were heavily criticized for being shitty right off the bat.

That is true, but critics disliking a movie usually doesn't affect how viable a franchise can be. The Alien franchise had quite a few stinkers, yet the franchise is pretty much alive. And even if you can't risk pumping big loads of money into a big-scale Matrix production, you could still earn some money from Matrix fans by doing some comics or something.
Are there Matrix comics? Were there ever any Matrix comics? I honestly don't know.

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>>80442956
Will Smith was originally intended to play Neo so this casting doesn't surprise me.

I like MBJ as an actor so I welcome this.

>>80443390
Kek

>>80443763
If you're talking about the black Neo, it's a safety net. They know a remake of such a popular movie will get a ton of backlash and casting a black actor gives them the ability to deflect criticism and pretend it's just evil white racists who hate the movie. It's unfortunately become a very popular marketing strategy to politicize movies, in the hopes of regular audiences seeing the online shitflinging and going "well I'M not a racist/sexist, so I better go watch it."

>>80443588
>re-watch lord of the rings
>9 rings were given to the race of men
>they're all white

Ohh ho hoho! Oh my. That's not allowed!

>>80443767
Forgot about that. The role wasn't all that demanding though

>>80442956
I'M GONNA VOMIT

>>80443870
still it was a great kickstart, he was 16 there iirc
>>80443855
>>80442956
why remake it though? whole matrix universe leaves tons of unexplained stuff, I'd rather see more about real world or stuff that happened after neo than another pointless reboot. 4th movie is basically a win win and they can cast anyone. it's like the want to piss off people who liked the original

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>>80442956

AYO MR JACKSON HOL UP

DODGE THIS

>>80443855
>paying money to virtue signal
If this is the case, normies have gone full retard

>>80443929
>why remake it though?

The kikes won't rest until all white male hero characters have been destroyed.

>>80444042
It's not just normies. Once this movie makes its budget back, you'll see hundreds of threads on /tv/ going "/pol/ BTFO HAHAHA TAKE THAT RACISTS!"

It's kinda hard to blame corporations for these sleazy marketing strategies when people are this fucking easy to manipulate.

>first matrix high testosterone action film
>second film both directors had their balls cut off and take estrogen

really makes you think

*smacks lips*

AYO HOL' UP

SO YOU IZ SAYIN'... THERE BE NO SPOON?
SHEEEEEEEIT

Trinity is still a white woman right?

We have entered a very dark age of kino. It will all have started in 2014. The age of remakes is upon us. This year we have Beauty and the Beast and Lion King alone. 2 classic films that are only being remade to fatten the hog. Sickening to be true.

>>80444287
Well, at least with those movies you can kind of understand the reasoning. They take classic animated movies and make them into live action / cgi. Even if you hate it, you can't deny that it is adding a very different look and style to those movies, so they feel different yet familiar. The Matrix remake is way worse as it adds absolutely nothing.

Guaranteed flop.

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>>80442956

>>80444350
No I disagree, I don't think CGI is any different than animation. Nothing new is being done except for Emma Watson's performance.

>>80444472
>actress reacts to cgi: the movie.
This is how all the Disney "live action" remakes will go down.

>>80442956
Neo was originally supposed to be black anyway since the Wachowskis wanted to hire Will Smith first before approaching Keanu Reeves.

>>80443512
>sheeeiii gandalf , u sayin we need to throw this ring in lava or somethin??!

>>80443870
they all turn evil so of course it's allowed

Lupita Nyong'o as Trinity
Idris Elba as Agent Smith

>>80444868
And debuting Marish Kalakanesh as the beautiful trans Muslim Morpheus!

>>80443251
and which succeed?
The thing?
Total Recall?
Ghostbusters?

Maybe Evil Dead, but only bc it was made by the original creators

>>80442956

Why does it need a remake?

Its a modern movie with completely adequate effects.

Wallace?

>>80445017
The Thing wasn't a remake, it was a prequel

The remake won't just bomb because of the pandering, it'll bomb because the premise of the matrix isn't even vaguely fresh or clever anymore.

Without that novelty it's got nothing going for it.

>>80444868
>Lupita Nyong'o as Trinity
you wish. it would be bearable if everybody wold be black, would be just a niggmovie, but it will be Elle Fanning or some snowhite like her

>>80442956
Matrix is definitely not without it's flaws.

>>80445075
Call it a prequel if you want, but it was a remake and you know it.

>>80445084
Yeah, seriously. Most iconic remakes are made decades after the original, like Scarface

Franchise reboot made by the
>Warner bros
who are so great making franchises, like we see it in the DCEU ?

WHERE THE FUCK NEO AT HUH?

WHERE THE FUCK HE AT STRING?!

>>80443644
texas

To cynically place another "person of colour" in an iconic lead role

Why else?

Bet they make Morpheus a cross dressing faggot too

>>80443187

It worked with Robocop....

The only acceptable version of this with a nigger lead is the story of how Morpheus was freed from the matrix.

>Mista Anderson, what you up to, my nigga?

>>80444182
reloaded had way more action than the first film

>>80445315
This is far too smart of an idea and I'd probably actually watch it.

>>80445273
Was Will smith white all along? He is one of the biggest action stars of all time yet people claim that there is some kind of racist disposition and people don't want to see blacks on their big screens, now all the fucking racially sensitive casting instead of concentrating on the quality of the story.

That being said some of the best cinema of all time is coming out even with all the insanity going on so I guess only the blockbusters will become unwatchable for about a decade or so.

>>80442956
as long as his love interest is black, i couldn't care less

>>80445292
No it didn't.

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>>80443614
But only one of them made it out...

>>80445315
The Wachowski 'sisters' and gaggle of Hollyjew parasites attached this project are nowhere near that clever.

>>80445624
>in the end Frodo goes on an endless pleasure cruise while Sam is stuck with the beard and the unwanted kids
Damn, son.

>>80445540
it won't be

there would be outrage

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the Wachowskis should have retained the rights and brought out a 20th-anniversary theatrical re-release with updates special effects. the CGI in the sequels is simply embarrassing by today's standards but with a decent George Lucas-ing I reckon they could have done for it what the alterations did for Blade Runner.

>>80444182
>implying

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>Special effects aren't special anymore, so that's a major pull gone
>The original film had a legitimately perfect protagonist arc that they absolutely won't better

>this thread
>implying Keanu Reeves is white and not a half-Asian immortal demigod

Wait is for real a remake for the first movie or a 'reboot' in the sense 'same character => new storyline'

>>80445126
>mfw after the remake Warner Bros transitions to Warner Sisters

>>80442956

*Alimony bills evaded

>>80442956
Has he even been in anything good? Or anything that made tons of money? Is he anything more than a meme?

>>80443390
hahaha

>>80445763
> 'same character => new storyline'
You mean a sequel? No it isn't a sequel.

>we are losing money so we need to reboot an old movie that did good!
Why are they doing this

>>80445645
>implying the Wachowskis are involved in this project
they're on a different planet entirely to the rest of humankind, I doubt they even know this is happening

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SO THIS MEME BECOMES REAL?

>>80445799
To cash in on brand recognition.

>>80445718
that scene was and is still great. the Neo vs million Smith part is the only lame one

>>80445799
Nigga in this age of cinematic universes you really expect them to just sit on the Matrix IP just like that? If anything I'm surprised they didn't do this like 3 years ago.

>>80443549
>Only good white character in the first movie is a woman in BDSM gear
The BDSM aesthetic that Matrix brought to the mainstream was amazing though.

>>80445782

Creed was aight. He wasn't the problem with it anyway, his girlfriend was. Obviously The Wire's great but he's hardly the focus.

>YO STRING

>>80445791
Not a sequel but like what they did with Spiderman.

New main guy but different storyline

>>80443529
If they all were qt young women, I'd watch it

>>80445834
Maybe they thought it was a solid movie alone and shouldn't be polluted

>>80445820
dude look at the explosion under the truck
it looks like it was made in paint.net

>>80445943
That'd be pretty naive to think.

>>80444287
Someone should probably send Warner Bros. a memo that remakes are out of style, and ever since Force Awakens, it's all about the soft reboots now. They could just have it take place 20 years or whatever after Revolutions, and have MBJ be Morpheus and Niobe's son or something.

>>80445799
Because they're desperate. The strength of The Matrix was its uniqueness and being ahead of its time. Now it'll be empty studio product to print cash, like Robocop and Total recall. And it'll fail.

>>80445811

Meme magic my friend... you can't contain it.

>>80444868
>Idris Elba as Agent Smith

You're actually implying that the villain would be black? You're out of your mind.

>>80445973
And Ghostbusters

Will Morpheus be white?

>>80445895
A reboot.

>>80446020
It's an all black female cast but neo

good, the faster these faggots fail and lose fat stacks of money the better

only through bleeding hollywood dry of these shit tier movies will we re-awaken an age of kino

>>80442956
Neo was never the only the one

>>80445017
Rocky. jurrassic park. Star wars. All remakes hiding under the sequel banner.

>>80446199
Those were all sequels though.

Man, post-Matrix brought so much cringe so I can't even begin to imagine how much of an embarrassment this would be.
I almost want it purely because of that.
Wouldn't mind a spin off or a sequel though.

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>>80443645
Can't wait for the creative ways Disney could come up with to diversify the characters.

>>80446278
>movie opens up with Melkor in Ungolianth's web
>Yeah, dass me a'ight. Y'all wondering how I got into this mess?

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the real question is

will they adapt pic related in the new reboot? I mean it has to be happen, right guys?

>>80444111

nice double triples, faggot.

>>80446199
The term you are looking for is "soft reboot", and it's the latest gimmick in Hollywood's arsenal after prequels, remakes, and hard reboots fell out of favor with the public. Cinematic universes fit somewhere in there too, but that's still a somewhat winning formula for Marvel, at least.

>>80446383
What about Tim Burton's "re-imaginings"?

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>>80443529
I wasnt ready for this. Please dont let it happen.

>>80446305
Im really ready for this 'society' to die.

cry more Trumpturds

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>>80446302

>>80443250

AND

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>>80443306
wachovskis won't be involved though.

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>>80442956
fuck no
please

>>80444868
>Idris Elba as Agent Smith

Based. Would watch.

>>80443855
And look how much good this strategy brought to the Ghostbusters remake

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>inb4 Trinity remains white female
>inb4 evil Agents remain white males
>inb4 evil Merovingian remains white male
>inb4 neglected Persephone remains white female
>inb4 muh dik Neo cucks theMerovingian's wife again
>inb4 white Lady in Red makes appearance to seduce Neo
>inb4 Seraph is now subservient white slave to queen Oracle

You know it's going to happen...

>>80446180
He wasn't even The One.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkMU1mKdwPI

>>80446684
He'd have to take time out of his schedule of destroying another white hero character, james bond.

>>80443110
JESUS ALLEGORIES N SHHEEEEIITT

>>80442996
irony is not lost on me

>>80446828
I fucking hate this guy's voice.

>>80443512
gollum played by a white guy

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>>80446305
>Ilsa Strix (born Karin Winslow on December 15, 1967) was a Los Angeles-based professional dominatrix.
>Strix is of German descent and is fluent in German.
The eternal kraut strikes again.

>>80446820
i want to kill myself

NEO AND HIS GANG ARE JUMPING MORPHEUS!

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>yfw all the drum and bass/techno in the soundtrack will be replaced with shitty trap music

>>80447175
*vaporwave and PC music

>>80447175
>>80447186
Personally I'm expecting rap since they're getting a black person to play the lead.

>>80447186
There is literally no fucking way that a blockbuster movie with Michael B Jordan will have a vaporwave/PC music soundtrack.

It will be generic trap bullshit

yeah nigga im the one fuck outta here

>cypher is now a stereotypical skinhead
>his deal with the agents is not to be an actor or whatever when he is replugged, but instead to become president
>agent smith is now played by some effete, gangly numale like andrew garfield
>trinity is gagging for neo from the first time she sees him
>'Nebuchadnezzar' is now called the 'Barack Obama' or the 'Martin Luther King'
>machines were not created by man, but instead were created by capitalists

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Fine they want to replace every white character in history with a black actor. I don't even give a shit anymore

But WHY would they choose the most BLAND, BORING, LEAST CHARISMATIC NIGGER ON THE FUCKING PLANET

>>80442956
People who would otherwise critizise this retarded reboot if a white male was cast (see Tron reboot that was announced with Jared Leto) will now defend this reboot like they did Ghostbusters

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>>80447306
>the martin luther king

>>80447126
kill them first

>>80447306
all of those are fine and will smith was originally going to be neo before warner bros said no because he was black

and race doesnt exist go back to pol

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>memes will show up or the characters will talk about memes in the movie

>>80447392
stale bait

>>80447306
>machines are replaced with white men
>the matrix is all black people
>that one scene where morpheus shows neo the battery will be replaced with a picture of a slaved nigger

wew

>>80447306
>>agent smith is now played by some effete, gangly numale like andrew garfield

Why would they get a numale to play the villain

The heroes are going to be the numales.

>>80445484
none of it was any good

>>80442956
Follow the african american rabbit, neogger!

because americans are greedy that's why

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>>80447175
>tfw actually have a soft spot for shitty 90s/early 2000s rave music
I'll miss it

>>80447823
That's because it wasn't shitty. It was genuinely good music.

They're going to replace it with trap music that you have to be a braindead retard to enjoy.

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>NAH MY NIGGA

>>80447392
Ignoring the bait part, I'm glad Will turned down the part since he has always been better at playing emotional, loud characters (see I, Robot or Wild Wild West fuck you I enjoyed that movie for what it was) while Keanu is better for quiet characters.

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>>80447790
(((americans)))

>>80442956
ITT: People freak out because "The One", a blank slate superhero, is rumored to be played by a black man, instead of a talentless hapa.

>>80448073
0/10

>>80447823
>shitty

Shut up faggot. Rave was great

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tyKeE3fBEsM

Thanks drumpf

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>>80443549
I think you just made me realize that being progressive as fuck doesn't matter as long as the movie is good.

What I hate isn't cringey politics. What I hate is bad moviemaking

>>80448107
Tell me how Keanu was crucial to the roll.
Tell me how they couldn't cast anyone to go "whoa", and then put on shades and look cool doing CGI sequences.

>>80442956
>a planned matrix reboot
things that wont happen

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>>80442956
and whose fault is that?

Zack Snyder

that's right

thanls to warner bros new sinking ship called dceu they have to find a new find to make money

once again zack "cape kino" snyder fucks up antother franchise

>>80445292
of ot worked with robocop how come there isnt another robocop by now?

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AYO HOL UP SQUAD

MORPHEUS DOIN A DRIVE BY ON NEO

>>80446199
dont forget the upcoming harry potter and the million dollar merchandise market
of fucking course jurassic park and star wars get away with it

>>80448229
0/10

>>80448329
>mouse replaced by kevin hart

>>80446820
i want trinity to become tranyty
the dick is only there if you think is there

>>80448374

Lil' Mouse, virtual pimp extraordinaire

>>80448229
It's a white movie. The average nog can't relate to someone who works at a computer screen and then spends all their free time in front of another computer screen doing questionable things.

A pasty white keanu going woah was actually the perfect choice this time around.

Trying to niggify the matrix is as dumb as what they're doing to starwars, another franchise that had a predominantly white fanbase.

>>80448466
>keanu
>WHITE

one drop rule

one. drop. rule

>>80448466
Black people loved The Matrix when it came out.

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The age of reboots is upon us...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIenIcLpRZQ

>>80448466
I was like 6 when it came out i remember trying to run on the walls outside of the theatre. i was so happy then

>>80442956
They need to make the MC a fat ugly transgender gay black woman.

i hope its a joke. btw i don't feel like i am racist but i won't watch any reboot$/remake$/reemagining$ made by hollywood with a black actor. i won't watch em with any actors desu. i am pretty much free from that desire to watch what they come up with, get hyped by the hollywood marketing machine but it would help if they would fail hard so help me out bro and do what comes naturally and stick to your race.

the pendulum has gotta swing back to creative and original stories at some point.

r-right guys?

>>80448533
On a superficial level maybe. The internet was the latest cool new thing for pasty white kids and asians. This was a movie about one of THEM being the action hero. Niggers never embraced computer/internet culture and considered it uncool until the fucking iphone came along.

>>80442956
COME OOOOON!!!
WHY DO THEY HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING??

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>>80448560
>the 6 year olds of the coming generation will spend more time worrying about being problematic than trying to emulate the heroes of their favorite movies

>>80446592
SHIET

>>80442956
Maybe now we'll get the sequels we've always wanted but never got.

>>80443512
bye-bye man

>>80443224
once stallone forgot to thank director and jordan
at his golden globes win they probably thought
what the fuck?

you guys remember how shit the second and third one were? this is ruining your childhood? get the fcuk outta here, i just wanna see more slow
mo karate and video game aesthetics

also the black man will be awakened this time, lol.

How come they never remake bad movies in franchises? They always try to remake the good movies and therefore always doom themselves to making something inferior, at least if they tried to remake worse movies in the franchise they might actually end up with something better.

Like I wouldn't mind seeing Alien 3 be remade because while the execution wasn't great, I think there's a legitimately good movie in there somewhere, but I would mind if they remade Alien and Aliens because they'd inevitably shit out something that was worse in every single way.

Blue pill/red pill scene removed due to political implications.

>>80443704
He plays a great father figure in Boyz n the Hood

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>>80449583

>>80449474
first script was written in ten years and was lock tight. 2&3 were shat out in under a year an had (((joel silvers))) hands all over them

>>80442956
To make people depressed as part of a communist plan to rule the world.

>>80443549
Wow. We could take this further too.

>Cypher: white male, bad
>Keymaker: Asian, good
>Merovingian: white male, bad
>Serif: Asian, good
>Train man: white male, bad

It's like they follow rules. I guess there was that one white kid in Zion who was obsessed with Neo, but he was found annoying by the other characters

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>>80443085
NOT SO FAST, MR ANDERSON

>>80443302
Keanu is half-asian. I wouldn't mind an asian female H4X0R protagonist this time, but this won't happen. Studio will cast Will Smith's talentless son first.

>>80443390
HOL UP
SHO NUF

>>80443579
Thank God those autistic faggots didn't get Connery and Smith for the parts of Morpheus and Neo.

>>80443492
AUTISM SPEAKS
IT'S TIME TO LISTEN

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>>80445292

well well

At least they could have waited 30 years.
I bet the next will be Fight club

>>80445624
>>80445682
really makes you cuck

>>80442956
Because Hollywood can remake anything now just by changing the race/gender of the characters and if you don't like it you're a Nazi.

>>80443549
The protagonist is a white male you fuck.

>b-but Keanu is of chinese descent
His character is a white guy.

There's also a ton of other good white characters. The movie is directed by white people. You're just ignoring it to prove "muh white guilt."
Just because a film portrays non-white people as good it doesn't mean it is pandering to SJWs.

>>80445897
fat chance
quite literally

This is your last chance. After this there will be no turning back
Do you take the blue pill or the woke as fuck pill?

>>80443529

This would explode my dick.

Unless they went with the Ghostbusters' millennial female quirky feminist style of band of yas slay girls.

Then it would explode my will to live.

>>80446785
This. It's a failing strategy now. Sure, they whined about racism and sexism the whole time after Ghostbusters was released, but it still flopped afterwards regardless. I honestly think people have realized that nobody cares what they do and have sorta stopped trying to virtue signal so hard.

>>80450411
>b-but Keanu is of chinese descent
Really? I want to make a joke about being from Canada so it isn't surprising but it actually is surprising.

>>80448192
Even gay shit in V for Vendetta didn't bother me. But Cloud Atlas was a hot mess, Jupiter Ascending too. Sense8 is the final nail.

>>80450423
>not offering a black pill

> once you go black you never go back

>>80449864
>that one white kid

>YOU SAVED ME NEO!
>YOU SAVED YOURSELF, KID.

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>>80443855

>They know a remake of such a popular movie will get a ton of backlash and casting a black actor gives them the ability to deflect criticism and pretend it's just evil white racists who hate the movie.

This. We've seen it nearly 10 times in the past two years alone.

Leftists are incredibly fucking easy to control and milk cash out of.

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>>80442956
Serious answer incoming:

Because home video market is dead, while streaming services are not so popular and profitable yet and studios today can only make money from theatrical releases. In order for any intellectual property in Hollywood to make money, it has to be constantly put to work on the big screens. And reboot is the easiest answer.

That's literally the only reason, and no established franchise (LotR, for example) is safe from this.

tl;dr: blame the jews or capitalism depending on your political views

>You take the blue pill
>Or the other blue pill

>>80442956
Idris Elba as Morpheus

>>80443929
>I'd rather see more about real world or stuff that happened after neo than another pointless reboot

There's a fuckton of room to play, actually.
>Prequels
You can do a lot, from live-action The Second Renaissance events to adventures of young Morpheus.
>Spin-offs
Stuff hinted at in Animatrix and Matrix comics. Possibilities are endless. TV/Netflix miniseries format might be fitting.

>Sequels
So much potential. Kid is still worshiping the ghost of Neo, Sati is the new Oracle-ish character, but more involved. Hints at uncovering mysteries about the so-called "real world" it's just another layer of the virtual world.

And please, please, adapt Neil Gaiman's Goliath short story in some form. Either as a standalone "rogue one" story or part of the sequels.

>>80450622
Agree but...
> 14€ month
> not so profitable

want to see the data

Which way are they going to go with this? Is DeThomas anDerShaun going to be a super duper awesome computer firm employee (Muh inspirational role model!) or will they only show him using an iphone so he doesn't look too nerdy to the new, enriched demographic?

>>80450844
Not profitable for the studios, since they don't get the share from each copy as with dvd/br

>>80450879
Thought they were paid per views.
Like on Spotify some artists

>>80443666
Not as kid-friendly, way more philosophical, no real mascots/monsters. All of that = less merch.

>>80442956
they could make the 2nd and 3rd movie better, but the first one is hard to top. The only thing I'd be interested to see is if they made him a character and made it more of a spinoff or prequel trilogy with stories like Animatrix.

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>>80443468
>>80443512
>>80443568
>Why Frodo and Sam were always gay and why their sex scene is such an important message in Trump's America
>Ian Mckellen has been known to say that as a gay man he read a lot more into the Frodo-Sam relationship
>mfw this will be used as an excuse ten years from now to actually make it explicit and everyone will violently agree
>mfw they're already shoehorning in the black guy in the new mordor game in preparation for a complete shitfest remake

>>80450910
Mostly they just sell streaming rights like television rights.
Streaming services need to go really big and global to be really profitable for the studios, and we're still pretty far from that point.
Netflix producing their own movies is a good sign, but it's still more of a publicity stunt these days and it will take years for the whole Hollywood machine to start moving in that direction.

>>80443666
you don't have to reach transformers/sw levels of merchandise to be considered relevant. How often do you hear people bringing up Transformers or quotes there in in conversations? You don't, where as The matrix is still being talked about.

>>80444287
I feel like more people should be upset over B&B, that shit is such a blatant cashcow it's not even funny. It looks exactly the same as the animation. At least Jungle book switched things up a bit with a different vision.

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I wish I could say I'm surprised but I'm not. People will eat this shit up. Look at people in this thread earnestly discussing whether the reboot will be better or worse, how to make it better, blah blah blah. They'll pay for it. And we'll get remixes and reboots and rehashes dumped on us like sewage for the next 20 years at least. Maybe forever, people never seem to learn.

>>80443549

Funny you should say this, because the far left don't like the matrix either.

>a group of multicultural diverse people living in slums until they are saved by a white man
>the oracle is a magic negro archetype

Maybe you should stop looking as hard as you can to be offended by media

you have two choices

hit this black and mild

or hit this backwoods

>>80452103
You're an idiot. It's made by trannies can't do anything wrong eg: revolution 60

Finally the Will Smith Matrix movie will came alive :^)

WHERE'S WALLACE

>>80452103
>social justice
>far left

you're retarded

>>80451556
>Finally, at long last, I have become Matrix

>>80442956

What revolutionary filming technique will they bring to the mainstream this time? Are they just going to ride the bullet time train again?

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>>80449276

>>80443704
He was a great undercover drug cop in Deep Cover.

Also starring early 90's Jeff Goldblum as an antagonist.

>>80452332
The movie will be filmed backwards and then reversed.

Can't wait for the villain to be Drumpf and the redpill/bluepill being used as an opportunity to turn it around on Drumpftards.
This nigga better be fucking a white bitch to piss off poltards.

>>80452415
all of that will invariably happen

and the movie will be certified fresh

>>80452415

>if it has black people in it it's automatically tumblr sjw shit

Have you seen Fences? It's a pretty conservative movie.

>>80452502
It's the matrix being rebooted, it has a lot of room for muh gay rights, muh revolution, muh fight against racist sexist president. It's about a guy that lives in a fake reality where he can do what he wants... that gives room for transgender stuff. And it's about someone who created this oppressive reality where some people are perfectly fine with it... they could point that to Trump being a dictator and people who think he's alright.

>>80443224
I remember that episode from Malcolm

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>>80452153

>>80443704

I unironically loved him in Predators.

>>80445537
There's a difference between making a movie and casting a black person and remaking a movie and casting a black person.

>>80452791
Me too but lately it seems that he can only play the part of that guy that acts friendly but you can just tell he's gonna betray you and indeed ends up betraying the main character because he's actually a psychopath when you get to know him.
It was like his character from that armored truck movie and his character in Predators are the same dude.

>>80442956
oh fuck you hollywood go remake backtothefuture first

>>80452893

You're not wrong. I still feel they should make a Sequel, or hell even a shitty Rogue One style Prequel of a team that failed beforehand I'd be ok with.

They need to do a pass the baton style X-men First Class to make this work. I don't even blame Disney for rebooting Tron since it failed, but rebooting The Matrix? Go fuck yourself WB.

>>80452924
Kate McKinnon as doc Brown

>>80442956
>AYO HOL UP

>>80452975
>not leslie jones

>>80453015
I was gonna say Leslie Jones but there's a reason she didn't play a scientist in Ghostbusters, right? I think it's because she's such a sassy stereotype black woman in real life that they need her to play exactly that. Also because Jews love white women and black men the most.

>>80446416
same thing, but at least in the case of "planet of the apes" it really was a re-imagining since it chose to stay closer to the source material (the novel the original was based on)

>>80442956

Hey they could make him one of Neo's predecessors, I think there was 5 before him?

>>80453155
Hey... you are right! I guess this reboot is justified after all. I don't like the idea of rebooting Matrix at all but now that you mention it at least the original did hint vaguely at the possibility of endless retellings of the story when they said there were more Neos. So it can at least be the same universe.

>>80452402
I'd watch that

>>80453310
But what's next?
Neo defeated the agent and sacrificed himself to the robot guys.

Now I haven't watched the movies in like 6 years so my knowledge may be a bit vague

>>80447823
https://soundcloud.com/djstee/
https://soundcloud.com/mickeybeam/

>>80442956
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/15/movies/matrix-reboot-keanu-reeves.html?_r=0

Don't know why that retarded article says remake. It's a reboot. I don't know what happens in 2 and 3 but it will likely be Neo as a mentor to this guy

>>80453656
Same here to be honest, I don't remember almost anything by now.

>>80446305
honestly people bitch about lana wachowski a lot (the autism hair doesn't help) but tranny or not she seems to have lived life to the full, good on her

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>>80442956
>it's another episode of "lets make a movie that nobody wants and push in as many black actors into it to make that our selling point and get away with it"

The Matrix had amazing fight scenes. The Trinity chase scenes were always dope as fuck. They had nice hacking scenes too.

It also posed many references to the return of the One (Messiah) and turns out that he wasn't the first Anomaly echoing sentiments from rebirth/reincarnation.

There was choices imposed by blue and red pill, total ignorance of the inner workings of reality or questioning and destroying everything we've ever known to be true know for the sake of the truth.

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So the time frame between original movies and remakes has been getting progressively smaller and smaller. First it was ideas from the early 20th century. Then they moved to the 70s, then 80s, now slowly creeping to the 2000s. When will this end? Are we going to see a future where movies come out and have a remake in year or two?

>>80452332

I bet the bullet time sequence will look worse than the first one too

>>80454556

That's already the case with some capeshit, eg Spiderman gets remade once every 5 years now.

>>80443798
>Were there ever any Matrix comics?
yes

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>>80448283
At last i truly see.

>>80448533
blacks weren't people when the matrix came out

>>80450542
V for Vendetta was pushing it, often very maudlin and not nearly as nuanced as the comic while also not really being relevant at the time. The conservative leaders in the two big Anglo states were George W. Bush and Tony Blair, hardly reactionary racist autocrats.

>>80443798
>Are there Matrix comics? Were there ever any Matrix comics? I honestly don't know.

yes, they were based

https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/9434496/The_Matrix_Comics_Complete_Collection

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>>80442956

>>80455150
>the leaders who killed 2 million people in an illegal war, turned their intelligence agencies spy apparatus against their own people and threw human rights for POWs out the window werent that bad

the villains in V for Vendetta were literally not as bad

>>80446071
I can't wait for the porn parodies

>>80452161
gamergate plz go

>>80455283
I didn't say they weren't that bad you silly bitch. I said they weren't reactionary, racist autocrats. They were neo-conservative globalist stooges.

>>80442956
that's not michael jordan wtf

>>80442956
Money for the jews that is infesting the industry

>>80442956
it going to be about aliens and the matrix

>>80456020
audible kek well done

>>80456864
what's funny about it

i'm not joking, this random faggot is not michael jordan

>>80443666

Satan please, matrix became a larger than life meme æ. The term redpill still stands.

I don't think this film will be entrtaining and I won't see it.
I do think the cringey alt righ kids on this board crying about Black Neo 24x7 will be entertaining and I can't wait.

Remaking movies with big twists is so fucking stupid. What's next, a Sixth Sense remake?
>this shit will make money in China and will get two sequels

>>80457966
what was the twist in matrix?

>>80449583
It will change to white pill/black pill.

>>80443644
yeah all those clueless mongrel racists...
>>fashists.
well, nevermind

>>80443837

Maybe the Men in Black are in the Matrix universe. They dress like Agent Smith.

Because if you don't watch the remake you'll be labeled a racist because of the nog being cast and somehow transphobic because the original writers are mentally ill homosexuals.

>>80458118
My brain hurts. You're gonna pay for this. People are so fucking stupid. Hollywood knows it.
>enjoy it friend it's all yours

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>>80458376
Let the alt-right crying commence

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>>80445811
>memecenter.com

>>80445292
meh

>>80457966
>this shit will make money in China and will get two sequels
>black lead
Kek no

>>80442956
Remake?

Just make it a prequel, jesus

>>80443704
Event Horizon.
Peewee's Playhouse.

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>>80458515

How's that you autistic nigger?

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>>80459907