Wtf

>>80439103
Too bad you're a failure. Sage.

My dad works for 4chan. Faggot.

Sounds like you have a cushy office job lined up for yourself, OP.

>>80439147

Oh wow. How much does he get paid?

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>>80439103
no1curr kys

>>80439189
I wish I just thought it was strange the guy who runs netflix used to get shitfaced at my house and held me as a kid.

>>80439147
Kek

>>80439135
True. Ted got that wrong. Apparently he used to tell my mom I was going to be a lawyer a lot. From what they tell me he saw a lot of potential in me for some reason. Wish I could meet him and tell him how wrong. Hewas.

>>80439297
Ask your parents to get him to hook you up with an internship/job if they're so tight.

I fucked Ted

Can you get him to put Jackie Brown back on there?

>>80439297
He's probably your real dad you little bastard

he's a geo- blocking faggot

>>80439439

Oh watch out guys!

We got a reddit over here!

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>>80439103
so you got cucked when you were born by the fat that invented? netflix. good for you. go blow some random dude you fucking worthless fag. also never forget.

>>80439147
And he does a wonderful job cleaning up the board.

>>80439435
Going from normal dude bro guy to a ceo of a gian money making machine. He'd probably have his bodyguards kick my ass for fun. Plus how would that conversation go?? "Hey ceo of netflix I'm the grown up version of that little baby you said would become something big, remember you and your future wife used to get shitfaced and crash at my parents house"

>>80439738
Send him a facebook message "Hey Mr.Whatever, this is X and Y's kid. You used to hang out with my parents back in the day. I know I'm kinda going out on a limb here, but any chance you could hook me up with an internship/job?". The worst he could say is no.

>>80439855
>wanting to be a wageslave cuckold
The worst thing he can say is yes.

>>80439855
I guess. Apparently my dad messaged him and got nothing. Its better than nothing considering I plan to kill myself next week.

>>80439855
I think ill give this a shot. Appreciate it anon.

Cool blog.

Not like the Netflix guy is some celebrity

Tell him to put the x-files on. All of them.

>>80439297
I bet he fucked your mom

>>80440625
Wiki him. He basically put netflix on the map and got the ball rolling on streaming services. Was also the guy who went to marvel and convinced them that making mini series on netflix was a good idea.

i used to drink water that passed through abraham lincolns anus. im practically famous and special now.

i just figured i'd share my blog with you.

>>80439204
3.78

>>80440807
Abraham Lincoln was a charlatan and a war criminal. Having any sort of connection to that monster is nothing to be proud of.

>>80440882
>How to spot someone from Alabama.

>>80439612
you're not fooling anyone

>>80440972
close, I live in central California

>>80440882
Lincoln was right. Niggers should've gone back to Africa.

Ted here. I actually fucked your mom and impregnated her. Your father is a cuck and you`re my son. That`s why I had high hopes for you. Too bad you grew up to be a fagboy.

>>80441190
Anon's mom's husband here. I knew you were fucking my wife, but I decided to step up like a real man and take care of my wife's son. You may have gotten to fuck her all you wanted, but at the end of the day she came home to me. Who's the cuck now buddy?

>>80440022
Can you livestream it?

>>80441359
Thanks for raising my shit son while I made millions.

>>80441190
>>80441359

Anon's mom here. He's actually the postman's. What can I say, Tyrone knows how to treat a woman.

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>>80441359
XD

>>80441190
>>80441359
>>80441463
>>80441541
>>80441542
Postman here. I had HIV and you guys should get test ASAP. Also, I am a MtF now.

>>80441190
I can confirm, I was house

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>>80441359

>>80444943
Don't listen to this house, car here, I saw all and this guy is talking shit.

>>80439103
Weird what a small world it is sometimes. When my uncle was a kid, he evidently used to hang out with Randy Savage.

>>80440450
Post the results so we can laugh at y- with you bro srly dont leave us like that

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>>80439147

>>80439103
My Mum literally changed the World in the 70's and her organisation has helped hundreds of thousands of people.

Netflix is cool though.

>>80446493
Ur moums a gay fag lol

>>80446554
Naw, she died bro. Good joke though, keep em coming.

>>80439103
>"when we had you anon he was the first to see you told us all the time that kid is going to be special he has an aura about him"
do you feel special?

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>>80446585
she could save others but not herself

>>80446597
Special needs perhaps

>>80446641
Cancer's a bitch.

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>>80446703
tell me about it

>>80446775
I bet ur mum sucked lots of dicks

>>80446947
what does that have to do with cancer?

>>80439103
>apparently him and his future wife used to get drunk and party at my old house/crash their

50/50 your dad runs netflix, anon

>>80447901
that was already established dumb fuck

>>80439103
It's sad you have no IRL friends to tell because nobody here gives a fucking shit.

>>80447841
Nothing im just sayan cuckboi

lmao

>>80439103
NICE

FUCKING

BLOG

FUCKTARD

It's an 'OP founds out Ted from Netflix used to have threesomes with is parents' episode

>>80440022
You really shouldn't kill yourself anon. I know what it's like to be a useless NEET, but your parents would be really sad.