Hollywood is officially dead.
I don't want to believe this.
>>80436360
>>80436919
Kill yourselves, there are already multiple threads going.
calling it now, it'll be primarily about smart phones. the white rabbit will be a fucking app
why not a prequel trilogy
just make the fucking second renaissance
and cast anybody but michael b jordan fucking WHY
>>80436943
why are you blaming me? i didn't make the thread.
>>80437027
you bumped it you fucking queer
>>80437011
hollywood is too fucking cheap to make the second renaissance into a full fledged film
fuck this industry
>>80436360
what?
who?
whom?
im 18 and havent heard of this matrix movie stuff
BOOOOOOOORIIIIING
>>80436360
can't be worse than the sequels...
>>80437405
things can always get worse
>>80436360
I wish I could live 1999-2008 over and over again
They are going to flip the colors of the pills or do something else entirely so they don't get labled evil racist nazis
>>80437011
without the trapowskis, no way any of the current crop of directors (except for perhaps Villeneuve) could do it
hence the rehash
>>80437610
>Choose the White pill, live ignorantly in paradise forever
>Choose the Black pill, stay woke
>Rebooting the Matrix
Well, I mean it kinda works...
This will be the...what, 7th time they did it?
literally nobody wants this
>>80438479
>It's going to be a meta-reboot movie about Hollywood rebooting old ideas.
>>80436360
Because they want to reboot popular movie? Ok
>What should we reboot?
>Lets reboot a movie that was made less than 20 years ago and was lauded for the unique premise (which is now old hat).
>>80436360
There should be some sort of rule that you're not allowed to reboot a movie within the lifetime of the original's director. It is WAY too soon for a Matrix reboot.
I can kinda' see how this makes sense for (((them))).
Possible pros:
>normies love the Matrix
>muh strong female Trinity
>older Matrix movies printed money
>dedicated fanbase are now old enough to have kids who they can indoctrinate with this new shit
Possible cons:
>it WILL try to deal with social issues, and not the social issues of personal isolation and existentialism that the first ones delt with
>if they can get away with it, they will try to make Neo a woman, nerds are the new nu-males
>what used to a be a very original concept in the late 90s is not very original concept now, which they can either stick with and it'll be boring, or they can change and it will suck
>>80439287
remember that if Wachowski's are in charge it will be filled with faggot and tranny stuff
>>80438515
wasn't that what Hail Ceasar was about?
>>80438656
also the unique visual aesthetic built around practical effects that will be entirely replaced with CGI.
>>80439396
Are you implying that it won't be anyway? There is no way modern WB can not sprinkle in a few social issues.
If Neo is torn between genders instead of a existential crisis and finds freedom to "be who he was ment to be xD" outside the matrix the movie will win 9 Oscars right there.
>>80439501
Remember that lobby scene? Remember how they went so far out of their way to film the practical columns being torn to shreds as Neo fights between them?
I remember reading in some interview how long all that took to get it the way they wanted to.
That's all gonna' be CGI now.
>>80436360
holy shit it's time for a reboot already?
>tfw u realize 1999 was 15 years ago
>>80439464
Not really.
>>80437559
me too
>another reboot
>focus on making a cinematic universe to squeeze as much money out of the franchise as possible
I fucking hate cinematic universes and the companies pushing them.
>>80436360
>>80440031
At least they didnt try to pull that shit with the new Dredd movie.
>>80440716
it didn't get enough attention luckily
>>80437011
>just make the fucking second renaissance
this senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNiO2sTe2wo
>>80437405
>can't be worse than the prequels...
>>80436360
>Melissa McCarthy as Trinity
>Michael B Jordan as Neo
>Djimon Hounsou as Morpheus
>David Schwimmer as Agent Smith
>>80442092
>implying Neo will be a man
>>80442108
>Michael B. Jordan, the actor best known for his work in Creed, Fruitvale Station, The Fantastic Four and Marvel’s upcoming Black Panther is reportedly being eyed for the lead role. Sources told the magazine, however, that certain projects need to be cleared in order for Jordan to commit to the role.
>>80439641
18 years ago senpai
>>80436360
Whos the black guy that will play Neo?
>>80436360
I want to know what happened in the first 5 editions of the matrix before the 6th neo reached the architect for the last time. Seriously why are they remaking this if it's just the name they want to draw people in make prequels and give an in depth backstory. Show us the first 5 neos and how Smith evolved into a self loathing piece of garbage after watching neo trying to escape over and over again.
>>80442164
>not known for chronicle
>>80437693
Ahah, le only Villneuve can do sci fi meme.
There are load of directors who could do justice to the Matrix.
Gilliam is one of them.
>>80442164
>>80442336
holy fuck I was memeing, there is actually a black guy playing Neo. WHY IS /pol/ ALWAYS RIGHT
>>80442336
you wont like this one = you're a filthy racist
>>80442415
>black guy takes red pill
>stays woke af
OMG GUYS RED PILLZ
>>80442464
>black neo takes wokepill
>emerges from prison pod as an Arab tranny with tits.
>>80442415
Wasn't Neo originally black anyway? I i am not mistaken he was supposed to be Will Smith
>>80442782
he was. will smith chose wild wild west instead
l m a o
>>80436360
Jesus fucking christ.
>>80442782
Don't expect the kids here to know anything about the making of the original trilogy beyond 'muh fights'
>>80442828
Even funnier was when Jada was cast he asked her if she could get him a part and she was like 'NOPE!'
>>80436360
The movie is what? 18 years old? Why does it need reboot?
What next, Superantman vs. Bane 4(May 2027) reboot, in your nearest cinema on July 2027?
>>80436360
>"Neo" is offered the Red and Blue pills because of course they're going to keep that scene
>The Red Pill is not described as the objective truth/reality, but a series of systems that contain truth and lies alike, to help spread doubt about the new "Red Pill" documentary (which severely undermines modern feminism) pending imminent release IRL
You know this to be true.
>>80442782
So was Jonny Depp and multiple other people.
>>80443046
>Jonny Depp
Jonny Depp was black!?
WTF
>>80443027
>Neo is offered red and blue pills
>takes blue and becomes full-blown hedonist
>this is now movie about him partying
Remake of the remake of Total Recall when?
>>80442927
>The movie is what? 18 years old? Why does it need reboot?
Well they rebooted Superman after 7, Kong after 12 years, Godzilla was 16, don't get me started on Batman
>>80437405
reloaded was good
lead actor is going to bea black Muslim man
lead actress is going to bea white Christian girl
>>80443076
I'd watch that
>>80443091
You forgot Spider-Man.
>the bar has fallen so low that the matrix is now considered a classic
I dunno, disney star wars bothered me more
>>80443139
I'm talking about WB productions, obviously
>>80442927
They're literally rebooting and re-using every single thing they can, not just until we stop paying them for it, but until we beg them to making anything.
They ran out of ideas. They got too big, too corporate. Creativity is too costly and risky these days, and focus groups can only seem to come up with the word "emoji". The major industries are now hollow giants, while the creative, new, independent companies can't get enough funding/resources/support staff to get their ideas off the ground.
It's going to get worse before it gets better. We're in an artistic drought, and it's eventually going to topple the industry unless something drastic happens to change it.
>Starring WE WUZ KANGZ as DA WUN
>BUMBLEDICK CUCUMBERSNATCH as REPRESENTATION OF THE WHITE PATRIARCHAL OPPRESSION
>SOME HOLLYWOOD SLUT as TRINITY WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
>And QUEEN SHANIQUASHANAYNAYLATEESHA as PROUD TRIGENDER QUEER WOMYN MUHFEELINS
>>80443104
/thread
>>80443104
You forgot:
lead villain is going to bea white Christian manPlaying the girl's oppressive husband/father whom she rebels against
>>80443091
They guy who they tapped for nu-neo is the guy who played nu-torch in nu-Fant4stic.
>>80443162
Good. Maybe Theater will make a return.
>>80441152
It didn't have any marketing, that's why
>>80443217
Michael B Jordan's an OK actor but /tv/ hates him for being black or some shit, I'm sure in their headcanon he burst into the Wachowskis bedroom in a doorag waving a gun demanding to be cast as Neo then raped them until they complied.niggers
>>80436360
They're going to make Neo a nigger, aren't they?
>>80443162
Good fucking riddance if they do.
>>80443289
>I'm sure in their headcanon he burst into the Wachowskis bedroom in a doorag waving a gun demanding to be cast as Neo then raped them until they complied.
It was the other way round.
Showed The Matrix to gf who hadn't seen it, she really liked the first half, found the premise interesting but laughed at most of the fight scenes so the second half wasn't her cup of tea.
>>80443162
they didn't run out of ideas, retard. they have plenty of ideas in the vault. ideas are cheap. existing properties are a safer bet. when big dumb movies don't make money anymore, then we'll see a return to ideas. but the same people will still be in charge.
>>80443345
Trannies can't rape.
>>80443381
only white christian men can rape
>>80443381
>t. Nigger in denial who got to know the power of BIG TRANNY COCK
soon you will crave for more
>>80443354
>but laughed at most of the fight scenes
That pussy game ridiculous obviously.
This could be kinda cool if it's set either before or after the OT. Would be cool seeing the first matrix where everything is perfect and people reject it and it crashes, with the first One desperately trying to unplug humanity as they reject their reality and go mad. Or a sequel showing humanity forced back to where they were by the machines, with a new Zion set somewhere else, different tech, different matrix to stop the One.
A shot for shot remake is unnecessary and I'd hope hollywood would realise that. Also I liked the sequels (9, 7, 6).
>>80442872
shut the fuck up reddit, it's been posted 10 times in this thread alone.
>>80443289
>implying the nu-waschowskis don't dream of that anyway.
>/tv/ is the same person.
>>80443267
good, they didn't get a chance to fuck it all up with a normalfag sequel
>>80443499
This, strict remake and it's doomed. Adding to the universe might (might) work.
>>80436360
you mean Warner Bros. (DC) is officially managed by hacks.
>>80443548
You talk about reddit so much you should stay there, you obvious newfag.
>>80443581
>>/tv/ is the same person.
>implying it isn't
/tv/ is a pathetic hivemind that favors memes above common sense, don't feel bad getting called out
>>80443836
that was my first post on /tv/ today reddit.
>>80443104
>it was true
Im done with these kikes.
>>80443499
>the perfect "nothing is wrong lalalalala" matrix crashes
>implying this isnt sweeden/other cucked EU country
>>80439287
>they will try to make Neo a woman
nope but he is gonna be black
>>80437693
Lynch would like a word with you.
>>80439396
>Implying it wasn't the case for the original Matrix.
The rational-liberal ideology behind the Matrix was pretty much the only reason it was successful. I'm wondering if Wachowskis could keep it in the middle again, presenting options, but not glorifying them.
>>80443630
I really liked the MMO and how they continued the story. It'd be neat to watch something like a team of humans and machines working as Agents inside the Matrix as they uncover more and more that make them rethink what they're doing. Either way if we get sequels they really should be about Humans and Machines truly reconciling.
>>80441854
Nobody thinks it was worse than the prequels other than a couple of contrarians on /tv/ that just so happens to also think the prequels are works of high art
Everyone's pretending to hate the idea of this just like they pretended they wanted a Hellboy 3.
>>80442092
>>80447200
A lot of people think it was worse than the prequels anon.
>>80436360
ANOTHER FUCKING REBOOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIenIcLpRZQ
>>80443607
I think there is gonna be a sequel though
>>80436360
>Wachowski brothers lost thier dicks and now they lost their balls
neo is not dead
he will come back for more money
for the zionists
>>80447200
Nah. The prequels had a lot of problems, but TFA was soulless, regurgitated dogshit. Rogue One was better by leaps and bounds.
>>80448846
>by leaps and bounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO-tv8bfJu0
>>80448846
tfa was so bad I didn't see rogue one
>>80436360
>Directed by Zack Snyder
>>80442092
>Adam Sandler as The Architect
>Danny McBride in a cowboy hat as the Mer'wingian
>>80448984
It was pretty good, REALLY good compared to TFA. I went into it with zero expectations but I was pleasantly surprised.
>>80436360
No, you know what is the last line they can cross?
Pic Related.
I've heard that the owner of the rights said that he doesn't want more movies but who knows, money is a powerful tool.
If someday I see a Back To The Future reboot then, yes, Hollywood is donde for me.
>>80441854
It wasn't. Good point.
>>80448846
You call TFA souless but like Rogue One and the prequels where characters could be switched with cardboard cutouts and it wouldn't make a difference. Except for Sheev of course, and maybe the droid from R1
>>80439396
>>80439531
>there is going to be someone who is a man/woman but a woman/man inside the matrix.
>>80449178
Idiot. The Prequelsâ„¢ weren't soulless because I watched them when I was 12 and times were simpler then! We didn't have soulless cash ins and the like when I was a kid!
>>80436360
You act as if The Matrix is some kind of timeless classic that can't be remade. It was always pleb shit just like Blade Runner.
>>80440031
I think "cinematic universes" are an interesting idea, to set up an interconnected story in a way that you can build up to something greater. Problem is, in so far, only Marvel made it work but they, like all those who try it are still too afraid and play it safe.
How many cinematic universes have been tried so far?
>Marvel, DC, (upcoming Mummy), Godzilla-Kong, Dracula untold connected with the other creatures.
You just know, that the League of extraordinary gentlemen will be retried. (I would not mind it though).
>>80449311
I'm old, I wasn't a kid when I saw the prequels. I genuinely enjoyed them, except for AOTC which is awful and has very few redeeming qualities.
>>80449178
Fair point about the character development, at least with regard to Rogue One. I still enjoyed it much more than TFA. TFA was a mess.
>>80436951
>The app in my hacked smartphone is gone, we can't get out of the matrix!
>phone rings
>it's remake Cypher (played by Jesse Eisenberg)
Don't tell me people are surprised by this. I'm just shocked it hasn't happened already.
>>80449135
Featuring the new BMWâ„¢ 99erâ„¢ Mâ„¢
>>80447200
TFA was just so Disney formulaic.
It was like scrap fan fiction, mirroring the plot of a previous work almost exactly, just amping everything up with no explanation.
If I never see TFA again in my life, I wouldn't care, but I wouldn't mind seeing Episode 1 or 2 another time here or there.
R1 however, was a different beast, it was unique and understood that it had to be its own film - it had the benefit of NOT being a core Star Wars film, so it didn't have to have the same themes and emphasis and they could really take risks.
Wish they would tone down the CGI in it though, the space battles just don't have the weight that they did in the original trilogy.
>>80449135
Its creator Zemeckis said , until he's alive ther won't be a remake of BttF.
Should we bet how much after his dead will they announce the remake?
>>80442092
>Ken Jeong as the wisecracking Keymaker
I hope it bombs hard.
Matrix ain't that good anyway
>>80436360
Neo will be Nea now, right?
Hollywood's desperation is ruining itself.
>>80449609
they'll wait a respectful day to announce
I bet they'll replace the great techno soundtrack with shitty dubstep
>>80449609
He's 64. We have some years yet.
Eh. A Matrix reboot would be the second best Matrix movie.
If you watch it you are part of the problem. Just stop watching remakes and they will stop making them.
>Matrix was 18 years ago
>18 fucking years ago
>a whole adulthood ago
>I remember watching it as a kid and loving it
>it feels like yesterday
Where does time go?
I feel alone and sad now.
>>80442092
>David
>Fucking
>Schwimmer
>>80450278
yeah just only because you and 200 hundred people more don't go to watch the rest of milllions will do it so
>>80436360
Indian matrix > M2 > Matrix >>>> M3 >>>>>>>> negro reboot
>>80443162
Industry crash when? It worked well for vidya for a while.
>>80450045
Dubstep is great mate better than the pop trash on the radio.
>>80450652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90vMzIehsY4
>10:58 Keanu: "...there's a lot of comedy..."
wut?
Also, all the actors trying to explain what's the movie about hahahaha.
This shit is getting out of hand.
>>80451590
>implying Mouse scenes werent funny
>implying Cypher wasnt funny
I love it when they complained about the porridge
>>80452129
anti semite
>>80452204
you can't say that THERE'S A LOT of comedy in The Matrix just because there are some jokes
I think we need a sequel. Still a lot to be told
Remake is shit idea tho
>>80436360
Of course they're going to reboot it. Of course they are. Don't you know how the movie industry works?
>>80449135
Can you imagine how stupid a remake would be?
If it were done it would show how truly shameless these fuckwits really are.
I WILL NEVER PAY FOR THIS.
ARE YOU READING THIS, YOU FUCKS? I. WILL. NEVER. PAY. FOR. THIS.
>>80438479
>7th time they did it?
kek, took me a second
>>80452999
I want to hear you when the trailer came out.
>>80452999
When was the last time that you saw something worth paying for?
For me it was Avatar (2009), Godzilla (1988), Spiderman (2002).
Spiderman was free because the other theatre had problems and it was the only thing that was worth watching at the time. Shit was packed, I remember stading up for it because we came in late. It was worth it though and people started sitting on the steps and finding unconventional ways to enjoy the movie.
>>80436360
We will reboot the franchise, and, concordantly, you will be rebooted as a new actor reflecting the new cultural milieu.
We have become very efficient at doing it.
a prequel is what we need
A reboot means they are continuing the story, right?
They aren't going to just remake the Matrix...
>>80445768
lynch is too busy bringing back based coop
>>80436360
>Hollywood is officially dead.
If you are referring to the constant rebooting and re-rebooting of everything instead of new material, yeah, it's been dead for about a decade.
>>80454254
You dumb nigger, they're not making neo black. It's a reboot not a remake. Neo will be in it and played by Keanu
>>80454301
This. Early iterations of the Matrix, or pre-Matrix like the Animatrix shorts.
>>80436360
Odds on this being tied to Sense8? It seems like a drawn out reboot of some Matrix stuff.
I'd like that very much thank you.
>>80442782
>Will Smith
>Black
He is one of the whitest black people in the world.
>>80452658
I remember hearing some snarky dialogue from Trinity, Morpheus jumping from roof to roof scratching his leg mid-air and Neo going "whoa", "i know kung-fu", and Agent Smith crossdressing as the lady in red.
>>80437559
This
fuck this, man. fuckin bunch of negroes ruining everything that's good.
#ZionLivesMatter
>>80438479
this could work, but hollywood is not smart
>>80436360
Yet another remake/reboot that nobody asked for.
So, we got anything about the cast?
Is Neo going to be a blacvk girl this time?
Thing is, a lot of the fight scenes and choreography still destroy anything released today.
>>80439396
the Wachowskis aren't involved
which is a shame because if you look at their past work they're actually pretty good at integrating LGBT stuff into their films without it being tumblr-generation-tier, it took me watching V For Vendetta twice for me to twig how big a theme it was
I want Hollywood to remake matrix, I want every blockbuster to be shitty and I want all the studios to just fall and all burn down with Hollywood, so that a new power can rise and make better movies.
>The Matrix Reboot in Development; Michael B. Jordan Eyed to Star
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
LORD OF THE RINGS UR NEXT
>>80449135
Zemeckis said they'll remake it over his dead body
It'll be shit.
>>80455657
but they won't fall, that's the problem
they'll make this and it'll be a steaming pile of turd and it'll pull in half a billion dollars anyway because they've marketed it so intensively
a movie's success depends on its marketing these days, not its quality, that's the central problem perpetuating this decline in quality and the same is happening to the music industry
>>80455680
>orcs are all straight white males
Next trilogy remake
Elba would be a perfect don-pimp
>>80450695
Why do I like this idea so much
There is a lot of trilogies you can't rape because they just did more movies about them
>inb4 austin powers 4
>>80436360
It is not a remake. Probably going to be a spinoff or someshit along the lines.
Eitherway hollywood needs to be nuked. We need a fresh start.
>>80436360
Jewwood has been dead for quite some time