ITT: Objectively Terrible Franchises

1st one is great, yer nuts - part 4 is pretty cool too

>>80434259
harry potter
lord of the rings and hobbit (not the animated versions)
disney star wars
lucas prequels
fast and furious
james bond post roger moore
bourne

>>80434402
>9 films.
>Only 1 is good.
>"y-you're NUTS, ANON!"

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Hellraiser 1 and 2 are amazing. 3 was okay, and everything else was pretty terrible.

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The doctor's in!

>>80434498
Nice bait

>>80434702
looks pretty accurate to me. All horror franchises are trash too.

Pirates of the Carribean

>>80434498
>harry potter

inb4

>>80434259
As much as I love these movies, Chucky.

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Even the series itself has cult status.

>>80434259
Agreed. Utter garbage

>>80434755
This/

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>>80434259

>>80436894
You're right. There isn't a single good one of these.

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There's still something that gets me about that whole last sequence in the factory at the end of the second film. Maybe it's because I saw it when I was young but holy fuck was that whole setting just intimidating as fuck. Funny what you can do with some boxes and machinery.

But yeah, the series is bad, especially after two.

>>80434259
As long as well all agree with the understanding that the first film is fantastic, its just the franchise as a whole that is shit.

>>80434755
>>80436813
Objectively wrong.The Halloween series is fantastic through and through and never claims to be anything more than it is.

>>80436665
I much as I love the movies your not wrong

>>80436979
Every single Chucky film is good.

>>80437075
You're wrong.

>>80434259
Critters, C.H.U.D., Transformers

>>80436987
>The Halloween series is fantastic
The original is one of the best horrors ever made. 3 is passable but the rest are 4/10 at best. On that basis you could claim tcm is a great franchise - the original is an absolute classic and tcm2 is great till it turns to shit.

>>80434259
Objective Hellraiser list:

1>2>5>6>7>>>3>POWERGAP>8>>>>4>9

Psychological Hellraiser best Hellraiser, but I really do enjoy the first two.

>>80434605
this anon gets it

>>80437075
Here's my ranking since >>80439965 did one for Hellraiser
1>3>2>6>4>5

>>80434259
First 2 Hellraiser movies are kino you fucking pleb.

>>80440393
The rest are garbage, that's what OP's getting at.

>>80434605
5 was also pretty good

>>80434669

Is this the part where he makes that weird noise?

fuck u bitch

>>80434402

One is horrible. And don't give me that low budget excuse, either. You could find porn with better acting.

>>80439965

3 gets too much hate. It's a departure, but it needed to be to fix the damage from 2 after most of the actors quit.

>>80436987
Halloween 1 is the best slasher of all time but ANOES is far more consistent

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>>80436949
I think the 3rd movie is so bad it's good. But I have some nostalgia for that one because it freaked me out when I saw it as a kid. Everything else in the series is just irredeemable trash. I'm glad I was drunk when I marathoned the franchise.

>>80437075
It's better than most horror series. Child's Play 3 and Seed of Chucky are the worst ones, though.

>>80434498
>james bond post roger moore
Dalton is post moore and his are better than all of moores movies

>>80434259
i dont know much about this franchise, whats its "angle"?

like halloween is obviously guy kills people on halloween, chucky is dolls, NOES is dream killing, whats this ones?

>>80443452
Taking your soul to Hell and letting you experience exquisite eternal pain.

>>80443452
demonic s&m hellspawns kill those who dabble in the occult

is it possible to make a good horror franchise beyind 1-2 good movies?

>>80443452
People try to get demons to grant them powers, the demons take them to hell instead

>>80443624
Hasn't been done yet, but I think it's possible.

>>80443087
Gonna need some proof here

>>80443624
Evil Dead.

>>80434259

Listen, fucker - I'm not going to let you sit here and insult Hellraiser. 1-4 are fine. Admittedly, I have a soft spot for 3 and 4, but they're the right cheesy kind of bullshit. You watched Hellraiser IV and thought, "wow, this movie about a demon in space will be k i n o." Fuck off. You don't know shit.

Insult everything after 4 all you want, though. I don't care.

>>80443148
The Fast Francise is absolut kino, pleb