APOLOGIZE

>my co-parent Jen

JUST

i thought muslims didn't drink

>>80423355
BASED AL-FLICK

>>80423355
>co-parent
Also mirin them digits

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>>80423355

>Co-Parent

What a depressing term.

So he's using the two fold "I Wuz Drunk" and "Being Drunk Is A Disease" excuse for fucking Emily Ratajgowski?

I'd just point at her and give me wife the "Just Fucking Look At Her" excuse.

there's literally nothing wrong with being an alcoholic

he'll be back on the sauce in a couple months

>>80423355
based

>>80423355
Same dubs my brother, it was meant to be.
>>80423655

>>80423659
He can still enjoy beer. Yeah I don't see him becoming a straight edge either.

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>>80423355
I hope he gets well, alcoholism is pretty damn awful

>>80423355
>co-parent
Kek what the hell

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>>80423355
UNJUSTED

Stay strong, Ben

You can't be addicted to alcohol

JUST

>>80423355
That sad batfleck and razzie nom must've hit hard

>>80423895
So the seizures my uncle has when he stops drinking are just random?

>>80423749
>I don't drink alcohol
>Just beer

Sticky

>co-parent

HAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAHHHHAHAHAH

>>80424015
Beer isn't exactly alcohol

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>co-parent
JUST
U
S
T

>>80423895

Here's your (you) faggot.

>>80423355

>alcohol

absolutely haram

>>80423355
Sex addiction rehab when?

>>80424036
>>80424057
He begged Jen to cancel the divorce in exchange for rehab.

>>80424050
I'm sure the cops will let you go if you tell them you were just drinking beer

>>80423999
I don't know man, but those sick trips will sure make his recovery faster

>>80423355
>co-parent

>>80424015
I've known quite a good number of people who drink beer and are against getting drunk more than once a year. They're in the same league as people who only drink coffee.

>>80423632
9.5 out of 10.

She'd be a full 10 with a human belly button.

>>80423355
Why is a grown man posting this masturbation in public? Just live your life you vain faggot.

>>80424313
>>80424050
>>80423895
>>80423749
>>80423659
Goddamn 4chan is retarded.

>>80423895
Kill yourself

>>80423632

He fucked Gadot as well more recently. That apparently was his rock-bottom and what drove him to seek help and his family support.

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>co-parent
Man divorce seems like a 24/7 spaghetti fest, glad my parents are still together.

>>80424313
What does that have to do with the "beer not being alcohol" retardation?

Meh he's rich he can still get high in his Hollywood abode and not feel guilty since it's medicine.

I dont think you can get addicted on alcohol desu, sounds like a way to get out of making batman if im honest

:^)

>>80424202
>>80424405
>being this retarded

Drinking a single beer isn't comparable to drinking tequila

>>80423895

How can you even get addicted to alcohol anyway? I would understand if people get addicted to McDonalds or something, but all alcoholic drinks taste gross.

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>co-parent

>>80423355
>co-parent
JUST

>>80424420

You know you have a problem when you go from Emily to Gal.

>>80423355
alcoholic isn't physically addictive and ben is just a liar.

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>co-parent

>>80423355
Keep fighting the fight Ben Al Habibi!

>>80424442
>I dont think you can get addicted on alcohol

Why is this thread full of so many fucking retards?

>>80424461
One 6% beer = 1 shot you retarded monkey.

ethanol is ethanol.

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>mfw Marvel even does addiction and recovery better than DC

The amount of people that just went >co-parent proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny JUST memes, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

>>80424478
Family genes + stress from work + depression + hardened taste buds

t. alcoholic dad

>>80424656
And beer is something you enjoy slowly. Beer is hydrating. Beer is refreshing. You're missing the point just to be edgy.

How do we save him?

>>80424558
>alcohol isn't physically addictive
lol?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamma-Aminobutyric_acid

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>>80424202

>>80424656
>comparing an alcoholic beverage you're intended to drink slowly to taking a shot

You want to know how I know you're retarded?

>>80424694
Feel free to fuck off back to red dit then

>>80424706
>beer is something you enjoy slowly
drinking like a woman and complaining when the beer goes flat.

>>80424706
No, you're missing the point just to be edgy.

>>80424461
Except alcoholics can't drink just a single beer. Look up what "alcoholic" means. I don't know why I'm even arguing with someone that clearly has no experience with, or contextualization of, alcoholism.

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>>80424706
>Beer is hydrating

>>80424478
it has nothing to do with taste and all to do with the feeling alcohol gives. alcohol relieves all stress and worries and for someone like me who is chronically unhappy alcohol is the only thing that makes me happy because i can relax and enjoy things.

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>alcohol
>addictive
pick one

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>>80424676

>>80424840
anything can be psychologically addictive anon

>>80424807
>moving the goal posts from drinking a single beer to going on a rager

I don't know why I'm even arguing with someone that clearly has no experience with, or contextualization of, having an argument

>>80424807
>Except alcoholics can't drink just a single beer

Of course they can. What's stopping them? Do you think fat people are incapable of eating just one meal?

>>80424775
>he thinks alcoholics drink beer slowly
retard alert!

>>80424779
>Replies seriously to older than the hills on his grandmother's chest pasta
>Calls someone else reddit

LEL

>>80423355
Explains the gyno.

>>80424807
Not every alcoholic is the same. Some do dial it back to one or two beers. I have no clue why you're pretending otherwise. Same with DUDE WEED. A lot of people go from going at it all the time to just smoking a joint at night.

>>80424840
>>80424889
Alcohol is as addictive as benzos.
They both work on the same receptor.

If you think physical alcohol dependence isn't real you are literally a fucking moron who needs to read a book.

Who /alcoholic/ here? It has caused some real issues for me. I now only drink on weekends, but last weekend I couldn't make it home from the bar so I slept in an abandoned building till I could finally get an uber.

>>80424897
NO ONE EVER SAID A SINGLE BEER YOU FUCKING IDIOT. FUCKING IDIOTS WERE SAYING BEER WAS NOT ALCOHOL. FUCKING IDIOTS WERE SAYING THAT YOU CAN DRINK BEER IF YOU ARE AN ALCOHOLIC. NOT ONCE DID THESE FUCKING IDIOTS USE THE WORDS "A SINGLE BEER" UNTIL YOU REPLIED TO MY POST, YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

>>80424938
>j-just pretending

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>>80424676

>>80423632
>What a depressing term.

Well, she's not really his wife anymore, but she's not formally his ex-wife, either.

so many retarded teenagers itt

>>80424962
I drink 750ml every weekend. Is that bad?

>>80424889
>>80424959
Nah pretty sure it's to do with will, if you lack good discipline you're gunna ruin your life by yourself. Alcohol doesn't speed the process up, only children cant handle their booze.

>>80424938
Not what that means, and you're using that wrong too. You're literally fucking retarded and a newfaggot redditor. Fuck off.

>>80425027
No, but calling it 750ml is.

>>80424694
>from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous

You literally don't know anyone from here and have no idea how much time any one of us spends online, you idiot. Go play in traffic and take your baby sister with you.

>>80424709
We don't. He's an idiot.

>>80424369
>Why is a grown man posting this masturbation in public? Just live your life you vain faggot.
It's part of the rehab program. You have to admit your problem before you can move forward.

>>80424962
>if you drink alcohol on the weekends, it's not really alcohol

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>Co-Parent

So DC stands for Drunk Cucks then?

>>80424959
physical alcohol dependence typically only happens to heavy daily drinkers. ive been a binge drinking alcoholic for almost 15 years and never developed a the physical aspect.

>>80425038
alcohol absolutely does speed up the process of ruination. as soon as alcohol becomes a regular "hobby" youre dependent on it

>>80424694
I think co-parent sounds autistic. Also SO sounds fucking autistic.

>>80425038
>Nah pretty sure it's to do with will
Pretty sure you're a fucking idiot.
Alcohol and benzo withdrawal can kill you.

They are the worst physically addictive substances.

>I preface my post by talking about a single beer
>"hurr durr alcoholics drink several beers at once hurr"

Imagine these people having an actual discussion in real life

>>80424779
>>80425060

>redditors replying to pasta

Yep, it's definitely a /v/eddit DCuck thread.

>>80425117
>heavy daily drinkers
Yeah, those are called alcoholics.
You aren't an alcoholic you're just a binge drinker. There's a difference.

>>80423895
>>80424478
this site is 18+

>>80425192
i consider anyone who continues their drinking habit despite it harming their life on a regular basis an alcoholic. im sure you know aa's definition of an alcoholic

>>80424899
>>Except alcoholics can't drink just a single beer

>Of course they can. What's stopping them?
Addiction, trust me.

>>80425192
if you binge drink 2 or 3 times a week i think you'd be classed as an alcoholic

>>80425309

It's called self control.

>>80425131
>>80425117
Stop shilling for the alcohol companies, addiction doesn't exist.

>>80425327
having no self control is a defining characteristic of an addict

>>80425027
750ml grape juice? what, you faggot. be more specific and just say a fucking bottle, you prick.

>>80425327
>addiction
>self control
/tv/ honestly might be the most retarded board on this site.

>>80425092
That way it doesn't mess with my work and I typically only drink with other people so it's not as weird. I'm not on the same level as people who get withdrawal, and I can cut myself off at any point if there's a reason to do so. My plan is to keep cutting back over the years; I just got out of hand after college.

>>80425327

You are an absolute fucking idiot.

>>80425373
But a lot of people drink liters and higher. calm down

>>80425365
So it's not addiction its a lack of self control. Are you retarded or just pretending?

>>80424558
>alcoholic isn't physically addictive

It physically is you dumb fuck and one of the drugs which has a physical symptoms from withdrawal.

Withdrawal can literally kill an alcoholic.

>>80425429
how do you explain someone who has the self control to maintain immaculate diet and exercise, success in business and relationships, self control in every aspect of life but just can't control alcohol? whose only means of happiness is through their addiction? i suppose its just fake

How do I stop being addicted to food and start being addicted to alcohol?

>>80424420
kek

>>80424694

Not as ridiculous as the term "co-parent" looks, Ben.

>>80425504
I have no clue. When I get drunk I feel the need to eat something.

>>80425503
Nah they're just weak willed, it's sad really.

>>80425327
>It's called self control.
please tell me you're not this stupid. this sounds like some trump voter mentality.

>>80423355
Oh, that sucks dude. Perhaps 4chan will show some compassion...
>40 shitposts later
I guess some people simply have no experience with alcoholism affecting themselves or their family. Lucky you

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Imagine being so miserable that you start to drink so much your wife leaves you.

>>80425503

how do you explain someone who's good at math but bad at sports?

lmao you can tell literally 95% of /tv/ has never been to a party because goddamn you fags have no idea about alcohol

>>80425426
you can drink liters of beer. you can't drink liters of whisky, unless you want to star in a broadway play of leaving las vegas.
that's why I said to be more specific, you fucknut. 750ml of beer over a weekend is a joke. Drinking 750ml 160 percent proof rum over a weekend is another thing

this board is full of 15 year old fagglets who never even got wasted once.

>>80425559
>have no experience with alcoholism affecting themselves or their family
Most peoples families have self control, sorry kid.

>>80424899
If they had enough will power/self control with their meals they wouldn't be fat.

Some goes for alcohlics

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>>80425578
that exact thing totally didnt happen to me

>>80424962
Literally at work and still pissed from last night. Forgot to set my alarm. Thank Christ I woke up on the couch on my accord.

when you drink alcohol literal spirits control you.
it is the devils drink and on the same level as witchcraft.

The saddest part is that it's not the first time

>>80425628
Usually when someone gives a measurement like that they mean spirits. Calm down.

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>co-parent

>>80425578
Imagine being so miserable you drink so much that your wife would leave you but you don't even have a girlfriend, let alone a wife so you just drink alone night after night

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>>80423355
>co-parent

>>80423355
He could just say "Jen". "Co-parent" sounds awkward as fuck.

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>addiction is real
Uh, no. Addiction is a meme.

>>80424478
Like a lot of other drugs, it's not the ingestion of it, it's the feeling it creates that people get addicted too. Alcohol makes you feel happy, very relaxed, confident, the ability to overlook negative feelings and emotions.
People enjoy feeling like that.

>>80424478
>but all alcoholic drinks taste gross
spotted the faggot

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>>80423355
>co-parent

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>>80425578

HAHA YES IMAGINE HAHA... HAHA.

>>80425628
>you can't drink liters of whisky
I can drink 2 liters in a night if I have stimulants with it. My mom is really proud.

>>80425850
Fuck off """"""""""""""""""""""""""Church"""""""""""""""""""""""""""" of Scientology.

Wondered why his face always looked flushed and fucked up.

Thought it was botox. Perhaps it was alcohol?

Hope he's ok, my co-parent's son is very excited for the new Batman movie

>>80425949
why not both?

>>80424899
>Of course they can.
Can confirm.
Am alcoholic.
Only drink a single beer.
At a time.

>>80424050
Beer is 99% fizzy water, it's like alcohol flavored water, alcohol is real alcohol like vodka or whisky, so this is technically true

>>80424962
i used to have 25-30 drinks a day til i was hospitalized for severe acute pancreatitis for a month or so and almost died

sober for 4 years now tho

>>80425098
>fucking models instead of his wife and her loose twat
>cuck
Fuck you guys are retarded.

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>>80423355
>co-parent
HA HA HA THE JOKE'S ON YOU, BATMAN!

>>80424420
I would turn into an alcoholic if i fucked gal

What is possessing to keep arguing after you've been called out for moving the goalposts to fit your shitty posts?

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>Not smashing them together over your head and menacingly screaming WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? over and over at your family as you pour multiple cans in your mouth at a time and stalk around the living room

>The DC movie universe has destroyed Ben's life
is there nothing DC cant fuck up?

>>80426061

Did you have a job?
Did you start drinking when you woke up?
Did you just walk around with a bag of alcohol? How did you get rid of the booze smell?

Alcohol and caffeine are bad for you

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>>80426159
I would turn into a jew ifI fucked gal. They already have my foreskin so it's not like I have much else to lose.

>>80426347
you dont turn jewish just by fucking a jewish girl, I dated one before. Thats some /pol/ retard logic

>>80426347

Reminder that Gal's pregnancy is what saved her marriage after the betrayal.

>>80426276
1. not for a few years while it was that bad but i got a warehouse job and held it the last year before i was hospitalized
2. absolutely and i would try to finish 6~ tallboys before i left the house to do anything
3. there were no social environments i exposed myself to in those days where it was not acceptable to be drinking constantly. i would take shooters and stuff to work, by the end of the shift my hands would be shaking so bad i couldn't write anything anymore. i used mouthwash/deodorant but i don't think i really ever hid the booze smell, my manager in the warehouse (who didn't give that much of a shit and understood that i couldn't get a job anywhere else) told me he knew i was a miserable drunk but he thought i was a good worker so he kept me on

>>80424478
>everybody in the world is the same.

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>work hard for years to get role of lifetime
>Batman
>happy beyond his wildest dreams
>in the big leagues now
>some misgivings during shooting
>"it'll be fine"
>BvS releases
>everyone hates it
>27% rotten as fuck
>constant stream of fan hate mail
>people literally want to kill themselves after seeing it
>Affleck is laughing stock
>obliged to play Batman for years to come
>suddenly people also call him a Muslim terrorist
it's too much pressure for a good man like Affleck

>>80424962
I got a DUI, and one time woke up in a hospital after getting knocked out by someone at a bar. But I still drink even though these bad things have happened to me. Ive had alot of fun with my friends and met many girls I wouldnt have if I stayed sober. Its a mixed bag but I will never stop entirely

>>80426396
You don't turn into an alcoholic after fucking a Jewish girl either. Stop bitching about /pol/.

>>80425730
>Usually when someone gives a measurement like that
no one usually gives measurements like that. people usually say a whole bottle. shut the fuck up you brainrot.

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>>80426580

>>80424478
I partied when I was younger and would have a good time but didn't drink a lot. Went years not drinking then I basically had a reality check and realized my life was only gonna get worse and worse. Now I drink nightly so I don't put a gun in my mouth. Been going 4 years strong.

>>80424420
>He fucked Gadot as well more recently
source?

>>80426745
You mean youve been drinking every night for 4 years "strong"?

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>>80424962
I drink 2 hurricane 40s and a tall boy 5 times a week for 4 years. Sometimes ill go 2 weeks straight. As you can guess I'm a very happy person who's had a very happy life.

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>tfw this thread is making me want to go downstairs and grab the bottle of vodka I have and start drinking

Thanks a lot Ben. DC films literally ruin lives.

>>80425787
I see you've been to my room anon.

>>80424962
I went through a period where I spent 90% of my money (after I payed bills) on booze

I like how you capeshitlovers actually believe that his shitty Batman performance drove him to drinking and not that his drinking drove him to play Batman.

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I get drunk and watch movies by myself almost every night. Im perfectly happy, I swear

>>80427081
Two years ago I generated $15,000 debt.

I have still have $6k left after all that time. I went through my bank statements and I literally spent the amount of debt I accumulated on booze in just one year. It could have been gone and been saving again if I hadn't become an alcoholic.

I need help.

>>80427180
Me too anon. Gotta just accept the fact some people are born winners some people are born losers.

I smoke crack with prostitutes and then beat the shit out of them because it's the only way I can have an orgasm.

But hey, I'm sure your alcohol problem is way worse.

>>80427261
>>80427279
Get help.

>>80427289

There is no help for what I have.

>>80427279
>i want to cum but i can't without hard drugs and hookers
i don't have sympathy for you

>>80427474

I don't want your sympathy. I want your pain.

>>80425098
>Affleck fucks young models
>Cavill does too
>Momoa fucks on the regular, probably his step daughter too
>Leto fucks every vagina that comes his way

>>80426347
>They already have my foreskin

They still have to perform a circumcision. For previously mutilated converts, this involves making an incision and drawing blood from the original wound site.

>>80427563
>Affleck fucks young models

He fucked his ugly nanny and got caught.

>Cavill does too

He "fucked" Gina Carano when she was at her fattest in what everyone with a brain realizes was a publicity pairing because he's gay as shit.

>Momoa fucks on the regular, probably his step daughter too

He's fucking Lenny Kravitz 60 year old seconds. I love Momoa but his love life is nothing to brag about. Also raising another dude's kids makes him 4chan definition cuck.

>Leto fucks every vagina that comes his way

Maybe. He also hates DC and called Suicide Squad shit.

>>80424478
t.muslim