caught again

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>>80422235

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>>80422235
>my boyfriend usually cums in me
>crowd laughs

>>80422235
What poor bastard has sex with that?

>>80422481
probably gets a tax write off

p-parallel thinking..

women are funny...looking

>>80422235
she makes my dick hard

>>80422235
Wasn't Attel in her movie playing her dad or something? Probably sold her the joke.

>>80422481
>What poor bastard has sex with that?
This one
>>80422648
>she makes my dick hard

>>80422235

the time travel drunk thing is stupid because thats not even that original of a joke in the first place. Thats what me and my friends call it and I never listed to dave attells standup before

>her version of the joke is painfully unfunny

every single fucking time

>>80422235

why wont someone stop this joke stealing pig?

>>80422235
She's stealing funny shit but she can't deliver it. She just isn't funny

>>80422235
how is someone able to steal someone elses joke and make it less funny??

She has the confidence of a vet but the delivery of someone who doesnt do stand up at all

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WELP, that shit's going to be on youtube in no time.

>>80422999
>She's stealing funny shit but she can't deliver it. She just isn't funny
absolutely moves the nerons

>>80423174
truly bounces the brainpan

>>80423032
That's a woman's job.

>>80423260
a thing like that'll really rattle the ol' tinker box

>>80423377
what time is it?

>>80422457

lies are funny anon

Women are funny. Get over it.

>>80423391
For pay and gender equality. honey!

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>>80422235
>SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

>>80422235
Not even memeing but how is it possible that each one is just SO bad compared to the one she stole it from.
That Dave Chappelle one is perfect though, goddamn

None of these jokes are even funny. Why do people like standup comedy? It's fucking awful

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>>80423391
Its vagina time.

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>>80422235

>>80423903
I dislike Stand Up in general, but there's no doubt she's way worse than those other guys.

It's like watching your daughter's grade school Romeo and Juliet, but her tits are worse.

>>80423903
To be fair the Chappelle one's from FWIW. Killing Them Softly is his better special.

SHE CAN\T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>80423445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV7vv3rFxNA

>>80423391
Time for another holocaust.

This time it will be a real one.

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>>80422481

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DUDE SEX LMAO
DUDE DRINKING LMAO
fuck normies FUCK NORMIES
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>80424342
holy shit

he has to be gay

>>80424456
to be honest i laughed a bit when he did that "cum on the tv" joke

>>80424508
dave's jokes arent even funny

he's funny, his performance and sound effects and delivery

>>80424468
if he wasn't before he is now

>>80424508
I don't think the jokes actually funny. It's funny to hear a black guy say those things because black people have created their own image of being tough so it's just absurd to us in this instance to hear a black guy say that

>>80422235
Someone send this shit to joerogan asap

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>>80422648
mine too

hard to get up

>>80424342
>Chad can pull any slag he wants
>settles on swine
She's not even funny so that isn't a redeemer

>>80423391
If we're going by Amy, it's time to eat cake!

>>80424759
bacon's pretty good tho

>>80424342
doing gods work m8. keeping her busy

>>80424342
wow is he ever gay

why do women try to do the whole brevity thing and say 'dude' and try to act like guys?

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>>80422235
>it's a redditor wanders away from his bubble
I fucking knew it. Get the fuck back now. Amy is literally /ourgirl/.

>>80424944
because they see the comradery men have to one another and wants that for themselves, because women are cunts and can't have that kind of relationship with each other, so they try to act like those men to try to fit into their group

>>80425016
>he browses reddit
fuck off

>>80425106
>get exposed as reddit scum
>faggot O&A fan to top it all off
>shit damage control
get fucking rekt, OP

I watched this on the second monitor while playing some games over the weekend and only laughed at how disgusting she is.

reply to this post

>>80425016
>>80425178
i found it posted on twitter you mong. looks like your the redditor here faggot

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>>80425178
i'm not even him

>>80425225
Oh shit, anon BTFO

those specials from Dave and Dave are very popular and well known

i take it this broad is not smart

>>80423322
Really peturbs the membrane

>>80425225
Only redditfags gets assmad when they are called out. Try harder.

>>80422481
I worked with a woman who was pushing 400lbs could barely walk and had a 1 out of 10 face. She got hit on ALL THE TIME and always had a boyfriend and if she didn't have a boyfriend she was nailing dudes weekly. Some men will bone anything.

>>80422235
Comedians either steal, or use with consent, or purchase another comedians jokes. It is common practice to purchase the right to use, but often times well known comedians like to steal jokes from lesser known comedians.

If she stole that jokes, that's bad, but if she asked those comedians to do the jokes, or if the jokes were written by someone else, and she asked that someone else it is acceptable in the comedic circles.

Don't misunderstand, I hate this fat ass trailer park trash that is Amy Schumdumpster, but just saying it is considered legitimate practice in their comic life.

>>80422999
If she gets called out for it women will defend her and say misogynist men are attacking her safe space.

>>80425178
Who /r/opieandanthony here? #carlteenmachine

>>80424342
I genuinely feel bad for this guy.

>>80425544
I doubt veteran comedians like Chappelle & Attell who are both worth easily 8 figures and don't have expensive vices would care to sell their old material to her as a favor

>>80424468
>>80424759
>chad takes one for the team
You guys don't understand, if Chad didn't bag her she'd be bitching constantly, going after guys left and right, and her routines would be 1000x worse than they already are but we'd have to see adverts and promotions of them even more because of kikes love to promote an independent, unmarried white whore in her 30's with no kids

Chad is saving us and his fellow Chads with this sacrifice by keeping her docile to the same shitty "lol my boyfriend lol my vagina lol girls are gross XD" humor female comics already do

Amy is set for life and so is whoever she marries and personally being a guy who has sex with countless women you can tell that she is extremely easy to play, act slightly docile when she gets aggressive the majority of the time, occasionally stand and argue by a point then let her win after she thinks her superior feminine intellect and wit has bested you in a brain battle, very sparsely shower her with a medium amount of affection, appreciation and admiration, the same amount you would grant a chick you kinda want to bang but not date, this will suffice the minimum requirements to suffice her misguided superiority complex which can be construed from maintaining the illusion of being a smarmy yet smart social pariah solely based on her being too much of a genius an having too much strength, this mirage of a thought can easily be dissipated with a quick head toe glance and finally her latent daddy issue inferiority complex can be satiated, creating an illusion of who really wears the pants in the relationship, as someone who physically and mentally can't fit into any single pair of pants, she can be viewed and played with as a ghost of a person, unable to assume a role in life because she is 10/5ths of a person, shes too full.

Amy is a golden goose or a prize pig if you will, easy to contain in a pen, brings home the bacon, requires little attention and enjoys their own filth. Smart guy has already started to fatten her up so she can not only not keep up mentally but she will also be physically unable to catch up to him when hes out running around banging 10/10's with all those fat suga mama cash stacks.

Trust me I have had sex with multiple women

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We need to make it harder for chubby comedians to steal other people's jokes.

>>80424342

She is subpar in every way but her paycheck. She probably lets him do what the fuck he wants out of fear.

>>80425768
She might have asked if she happened to cross paths, and they might have said agreed, she could use them.

Or maybe she stole them because those guys don't care.

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>>80425016
>he not only browses reddit, but he frequents a subreddit of a defunct radio show that has been cancelled for 4 years
>calls people out for browsing reddit on a himalayan goatherding board.

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>>80425973
OMG!...

>>80422235
She moves with the grace of latter day Andre the Giant.

>>80425768

Just googled their net worths thinking "There's no way in hell Dave Attell is worth eight figures" but sure enough, the Richest has his net worth at $14m, $4m more than Chapelle.

>>80426721
Didn't Chappelle have like $50 million?

JUST.

>>80426721
Dude, those sites are bullshit. Attell is worth 6 figures max.

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this album is fucking amazing

>>80423445
>Women are funny.

citation needed

>>80422235
I think the problem with lots of women comedians is that they don't know how to deliver a joke. They so often act like they're telling a joke, rather than having it sound like they're just shooting the shit with the audience.They fucking sound like they're trying to be funny. Which is 100% of the time, not funny.

>>80427099
"Outside of your parent's basement."

>>80424342
Even for a beard this is settling.

>>80427045
my favorite stand up of all time. attell is the best.

fuuuuck

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>>80422457

>>80424759
Don't insult swines.

>>80426721
you realize these people have no idea how much someone makes and they never once take taxes into account as well as paying the jew manager

>>80425600
Really activates the almonds

i don't know if you guys read that article from a female standup that said schumer stole a good chunk of not most of her early work from her. people asked her to do a comparative video but she said she didn't know how... which i find is retarded since she was complaining of being called out all the time for being a joke thief when she is actually the victim... should be motivation enough to go nuclear. anyway. look it up, its interesting even if its just in text

>>80426867
>>80427460

Yes, of course I know not to take the results of a google search into a comedians net worth as gospel.

Attell strikes me as the type to be a shrewd investor and if his earnings have been anywhere near as good as the Richest claims, he may actually have an eight figure net worth.

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>>80427771
>>80427460
>>80426721
>$35 million

>>80424342
Is she pregnant in this picture?

>>80427829
>I have more money than a famous mexican comedian

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>>80427771
>Attell strikes me as the type to be a shrewd investor

No, your head is full of dog shit.

>>80425710
Seriously. Genes down the toilet.

Black comedians are the only stand up worth watching I've learned.

test

>>80431295
you're kidding right?

he's a skinny fat nobody

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>>80422457

>>80424342
honestly, he would even make a prettier girl than she is

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>>80424342
he's probably just NEETing off her

>his face when sexy time

>>80422235
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>80430943

>jim_morrison.jpg

LMAO

>>80422457
feminism!

>Guys, I totally said a thing...
>the collective anus of the crowd begins to quiver with anticipation of the punchline to come
>...ON TWITTER!
>the crowd erupts into chaotic laughter
>AND NOW PEOPLE THINK A THING!
>the crowd simultaneously gets out of their seats and begin their clapping
>IT'S NOT TRUE, THOUGH! WELL, SOME OF IT!
>amy schumer's voice begins to fade
>only the sound of a deafening cacophony of cackles remains
>everything begins to shake violently
>a crack in the ground forms
>the floor begins to separate
>smoke and a bright red light seeps out of the void
>MY VAGINA, GUYS! I DID A PERIOD!

>>80422457
I can't believe she went there!

How is Joe Rogan going to defend her this time?

>>80425016
>/r/opieandanthony
>reddit

It may be on that site but the entire sub is dedicated to hating and fucking with everything and everyone involved with the people from the show and beyond. It's like a centralized /i/. It's great.

>>80422235
god she's so fucking fat

>>80422235

This is was painfully unfunny. 15 minutes in and the only jokes she's told are "my pussy smells like a farm animal" and "Cum tastes bad". Meanwhile Ali Wong, another foul mouthed female comedian has a special on netflix and is actually fucking hilarious.

>>80422235
>IN THIS JAAAARRR!!
>Autistically and embarrassingly warbles around.

Someone should Tweet this video to her.

>>80423391
his time of the month

>>80436078

But ali wong isnt being propped up by being an SJW poster child so she actually has to put effort into her jokes to make her audience amused.

>one star rating for her special on Netflix

Absolutely halal

>>80422235
hot damn i forgot how funny chappelle is

>>80436002
>unrealistic standards of beauty for women

Found the redditor

>>80422868
Watch the video again you fucking autist, she fawns over that very stand up to Joe Rogan.

>>80424342
JUST

>>80425815
Schumer is a kike too. Her uncle is Chuck Schumer, famous Demokike.

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>oh look another misogynistic thread on /tv/

is this really what you losers do with your life?
bitching about famous people who annoy you?

>>80437032
get over it roastie. women are not above criticism

>>80425016
R-reddit can be edgy?

>>80437091

There's misogyny (shaming women for no reason, ex. this thread) and criticism.

Learn the difference.

>>80437106
Shut up, faggot.

>>80425016
>shaming her appearance instead of her content
>in a fucking thread specifically to shame her content

absolutely pathetic

>>80436078
>Ali Wong
>hilarious
Wong is a decent writer, and that shows through in her material being pretty good, but her delivery is fucking terrible. She has the same shitty delivery that Schumer has, really slow talking, no rhythm.

>>80437193
What did I just say? Shut up, you fucking ledditor nigger faggot.

Hi, carl!

>>80437155
get over it or leave. i know people like you would have the state intervene to punish people for offending you, but it's not happening today

>>80427147
I live alone in a two bedroom house but women are unfunny wherever you live.

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>>80422457

>>80422235
Why don't they just cite their sources? Why isn't that a thing? "Well, I like to tell my man to cum in a big cum jar, I got that idea from Dave Chappelle, RIP, except I improved it"

I don't really get why you have to be so ashamed of it or literally be a thief but wait for people to catch you and make your comedy special 1 star.

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>>80423074

>confidence

>>80437293
fuck off redditor

>>80437602
fuck off feminist

would fap to her

>>80425600
>They think 4chan didn't dog pile on contrarian opinions
Spot the new friend.

>>80437213

I disagree, Wong is precise and can finish a sentence without trailing off, Schumer can't.

>>80434130
You never know, he might just have a fetish for fat women. He probably secretly complains about the fact that she isn't fat enough.

>>80422481
i'll give you a clue: his name is "Rover" and he has a tracking microchip in one of his big, floppy ears.

he really likes butter.

>>80437155
>a person steals other people's jokes
>people on 4chan complain about it
>person just so happens to be female
>"OMGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! MUH SOGGY KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!

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>>80427303

>>80437675
Amy pls

>>80437992
i didn't choose the chubby chaser life, it chose me. I don't like it, but I would fuck Schumer hard. Of course I can't stand "her" humor

>>80423074
All women comedians have a strange sense of confidence considering 99% of them are pure garbage.

>>80437640
go post on your MRA subreddit for the uptokes you crave

>>80438162
go post on a website that wasn't created or operated by men

oh wait

>>80438230
go listen to a comedian who wasn't birthed by a woman

oh wait

>>80426815
No but he could have if he did S3 of Chapelle's Show, but he chose not to.

What's really crazy is that Kevin Hart is worth over $100 mil.

>>80438326
did you seriously think that was clever?

>>80438404
do you seriously think you are funny?

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>>80424342

>>80427153
>>80434130
>>80425710
>>80425999
>She is subpar in every way but her paycheck. She probably lets him do what the fuck he wants out of fear.

>>80422235
>https://vid.me/HOnQ
great. who gives a fuck. stop paying attention to her and the jews will stop pushing her.

So... My bagina XDDD
>crowd explodes

>>80437155
get a load of this faggot

>>80438589
i never claimed to be funny. nice non sequitur roastie

>>80438753
i never claimed to be clever, nice /pol/ terminology virgin

>>80438753
ignorant 90's born faggot, shut the fuck up with your meme bullshit.

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>>80437981

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>>80438808
>virgin
every time. way to go roastie

>>80438843
>ignorant 90's born faggot, shut the fuck up with your meme bullshit.
oh my god it's the spastic who shitposts in all the sopranos threads

>>80438989
son I don't even know what the shit post in the gay ass sopranons thread is. but I do my duty to call out stupid bullshit with:

ignorant 90's born faggot, shut the fuck up with your meme bullshit.

and you stupid fucking pieces of shit always reply.

>>80438920
>says roastie and uses /pol/ infographics unironically

just outed yourself as an underage virgin. well done.

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>>80425016
>>80425178
>Amy is literally /ourgirl/
>get fucking rekt
Go to sleep Amy

>>80438358
Why do manlet overcompensate so much?
Besides athletes and the odd model, most actors/comedians/musicians are all like 5'10<

>>80439121
I've never seen that on /pol/

>>80439381
I've never seen it on /tv/

fuck Amy Schumer time to go watch some Insomniac with Dave Attell

>>80422235

>"As I get older the sex I get into changes. Like I used to love having sex with Hispanic guys and now I just prefer consensual"


Is she /our girl/

>>80439121
>continues to play the virgin-shaming tactic
classic roastie

>>80425352
jostles my thinkmeats

>>80425544
she should hire jackie "the joke man" marlowe to write for her

i hear he's available, and at a very reasonable payscale to boot

>>80424232
Ben?

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>>80424342
G A Y
A
Y

>>80425815

Based Chad. RIP in Peace, homie.

>>80426150

>tfw Ant-Man puked on Happy Hogan

MCU is deepest lore.

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>when you realize that standup comedy is so shitty that it looks like theyre stealing but really its only because they use the most basic forms of logic and reach the same conclusions as to what is 'funny' hence all the haha dude dicks lmao jokes

>>80424193
another joke victim from little miss piggy trotters

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>>80423391
Reparations. It's the only way to set things right, anon.

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>>80422606

>>80423075
It's on vid.me because it probably got nuked off jewtube because muh copyright

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>>80423920
goddamnit this got me good.

http://www.therichest.com/expensive-lifestyle/entertainment/10-successful-comedians-accused-of-stealing-jokes/

http://splitsider.com/2017/02/10-comedians-who-borrowed-jokes-without-making-headlines/

joke stealing scum

>>80425639
Hes a cuck and hasnt been funny in a while. Grizz however...

Bro Joe spit and bam Margera fucks Lyndsi Hughes.

>>80422235
>>80435943
keep your pr in one thread please.

>>80425544
But you wouldn't purchase a joke that's already been told by a famous comedian before, especially after being accused of joke stealing.

>>80443480
If i was so out of touch with the comidey world yes I would. Her writers were like dude lady I got a good joke tell this and It's golden. And she does it cause she's not a comedian. just some female that is being pushed to be funny. they are hoping that the people who watch her don't know who the people are that they are stealing jokes from are. give it two or three years and mitch's jokes will be making a comeback from some youtube star.

>>80424342
She was fucking Dolph Ziggler too.

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Daily reminder that women still aren't funny.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvZEhjbx4uo

Joan Rivers can actually make me laugh. Probably the only female comedian that can do that.

>>80443867
some are, a fraction of men obviously, and they wouldn't do commercial comedy

>>80423416
lol

>>80443976
this is /tv/ now. bask in all it's fucking glory gents.

>>80423391
vader time

>>80439995
>continues to demonise human sexuality

it's fun, you should try it some time, virgin.

>>80444464
>continues to overvalue its own genitals
not an argument, roastie. refer to >>80438920

>>80444542
>continues to blindly ree

i'm not trying to argue virgin. refer to my previous posts

>>80444586
i'm not arguing either. keep proving the image in >>80438920 right, roastie

>>80444651
i'm not arguing with you. you're just proving how mad you are, virgin.

>>80444686
i'm mad because you've proved the image in >>80438920 true. you're doing exactly what it says women do

>>80439060
The fuck up loser lmao

>>80444726
i'm mad because you're just shouting randomly at me over the internet and proving what i said to be true. you're doing exactly what i said you were.

>>80423920
GOAT rapper

>>80436728
Exquisite post.

>>80437155
>bad at comedy
>shaming for no reason
LEAVE

i think she's a pretty good comedian, one of the best female ones I've seen. Good timing, handles hecklers well, and is cute in a THICC way.

She would get no hate if she was a guy. Her special was okay, first 15-20mins were good, but then she ran out of material, remember her audience is primarily women so a lot of the humour is female specific.

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>>80446334
>a lot of the humour is female specific

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>triggered roasties

fucking lel

>>80446334
>"professional" comedian
>netflix special for comedian is like PPV for a boxer
>runs out of material

you might be dumber than her

>>80433882
Its still loads better than ugly fat nobody.

>>80435952
ohhh cringe you just unironically praised the o and a subreddit hahaha holy fuck

theres like 15 people on that subreddit each as unfunny and autistic as the last.

>>80437032
Were not bitching about famous people, were laughing at a unfunny jew landwhale. Theres a difference.

>>80438326
Fuck off you retard of a nigger whore.

Does she have rich parents or something? How did she actually make it this far?

>>80447631
try harder redditor

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>>80447985
Well memed new friendo.

>>80447656
>Amy (((Schumer)))
Take a wild guess

>>80447656
She's related to a senator

>>80447257
she just wants dick pics, pretty smooth.

>>80447257

> don't body shame
> your sexual prowess is lessened if you have a small penis

Every time

>>80427303

Hey, Bish, I seen your norks.

>>80423391
BLOWJOB SUNDAY

>>80448544
>it's not bad when we do it. shut up bigot

>>80447257
bitch got a saggy pucci

>>80422235
>vid.me
kill yourself, shill

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>>80422457
This is now considered as the epitome of comedy in the US.

>>80423920
Kekekek

>>80422457
>US """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""comedy"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>80449386
>>80449033
beats British one liners that have all the complexity of a knock-knock joke.

I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

>>80449710
shut up Amy

>>80427303
>she's actually playing Gaston
How progressive.

>>80449710
Just admit you like homely fat chicks.

>tfw chubby chaser

I fucking hate this cunt so goddamn much but I still really want to see her nudes.

>>80426673
Possibly underrated

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>>80449710
>is absolutely revolting

>>80449531

who's there?

>>80443745

and Anthony Jeselnik, who was the reason her early material was full of actually funny one liners

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>>80450408
Good lord, I don't.

>>80425600
Yea the circle jerking/fitting in thing is most apparent in R&M threads and used to be about RLM threads. But now no one even bats an eye at RLM anymore.

>>80424810
bacon is overrated desu

>>80422235
>as a comic...
she has to remind the audience that she's a comic

>>80424342
her?
...
...
is she funny or something?

>>80423920
Show me your genitals

>>80436840
No she didn't. Look at the album cover and listen to the special she mentions. Two different specials.

>>80451103
Just watched that episode

>>80425016
>>80425178
Amy gtfo you fat cunt.

>>80449531
>automatically assumes I'm British

But still. British knock-knock comedy > LOL canned laughter for ameriburger comedy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKS3MGriZcs

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>>80422235
I would fuck her so hard that i would make her squeal like a fucking pig. so hot

>>80450408
Out of curiosity I need them

>>80452601
Women are really disgusting.
Wish I was gay.

>>80452683
faggot

>>80452683
*bends you over*

Your wish is my command!

>>80452601
>having such a small dick that you have to hold a bottle up your gfs snatch just so she can cum

>>80452601
Doesn't look like her at all

>>80450929
>Not Alan Carrs tax returns
>*audience erupts in honking laughter*
>*tea spills everywhere*

>>80452735
its her no lie

>>80452733
You are telling me you would stick your dick in that?

>>80452814
like 5 times a day famalam

>>80423391
butt hole exploration time! open your anus for that black strap on

>>80425600
>can't take the bantz

>>80452741
you mean jimmy

>>80449710
Is this pasta?

>>80452063
Fat, titless and ugly. The worst possible combo.

>>80422235

Just get ghost writers bitch.

>>80454471
Maybe she tried, maybe she thought that Attel and Chappelle were dead lmao.

>>80422235
She's a woman, how dare you say she did something wrong

>>80446334
>pretty good comedian
>one of the best
>can only provide 20 minutes of material for a special she knew would be recorded and sold as a product
anon i think you are pulling my chain now

>>80448099
you're have to go back

Who's excited for the Barbie Movie?

Gonna be blunderkino

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>>80437848
I do and I wouldn't touch schumer with a ten foot pole, she puts on weight in all the wrong places.

>>80422235
>tfw even normalfags hate her shit fucking special
http://thefederalist.com/2017/03/14/horribly-unfunny-amy-schumers-netflix-special-gets-trashed-with-one-star-reviews/
feels good man

>>80422235
women aren't funny. also they steal. this pig proves both points. and it must be nice to be sponsored by the Glad bag company.

>>80422235
Man I miss Insomniac. I wish it was on netflix.

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>>80425973
>When you compared a piggy with a real human bean

>>80437032
>imgur filename


Go back.

>>80423391
TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL