What would /tv/'s last movie be?

Once Upon a Time in America

>>80419106
A porno

True Lies with White Castle burgers

That's good... isn't it?

>>80419106
Speed Racer

>>80419106
They don't do last meals anymore because some guy ordered something ridiculous to prolong his time I seem to remember. You just get a steak now I think

>>80419106
>no potatoes

what a pleb.

>>80419247
>You don't get to have seconds.

>>80419218
Yeah

>>80419281
>Not ordering the all you can eat buffet before you hang from the gallows
Why live?

>>80419106
The plane scene from TDKR on repeat for three hours. I'd die of laughter before they got to execute me.

>>80419281

Gary Carl Simmons, Jr.: 1996 murderer; executed in Mississippi in 2012 – lethal injection:
one Pizza Hut medium Super Supreme Deep Dish pizza with double portions of mushrooms, onions, jalapeño peppers, and pepperoni
a second pizza with three cheeses, olives, bell pepper, tomato, garlic, and Italian sausage
10 8-oz. packs of Parmesan cheese
10 8-oz. packs of ranch dressing
one family size bag of Doritos nacho cheese flavor
8 oz. jalapeño nacho cheese
4 oz. sliced jalapeños
2 large strawberry shakes
two 20-oz. cherry Cokes
one super-size order of McDonald's fries with extra ketchup and mayonnaise
two pints of strawberry ice cream
he consumed about half of the meal

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_meal#United_States

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>>80419380
>>80419281
He didn't do it to delay the execution

>Lawrence Brewer, 44, a convicted murderer, requested a last meal that included: two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions; a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger; a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños; a bowl of fried okra with ketchup; one pound of barbecued meat with half a loaf of white bread; three fajitas; a meat-lover’s pizza; one pint of Blue Bell Ice Cream; a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts; and three root beers.

>Brewer had been condemned to die for the 1998 dragging death of James Byrd Jr. in the East Texas town of Jasper; the slaying drew international attention and led to state and federal hate-crimes legislation. The meal was prepared at the Huntsville Unit where Brewer was being held and served before he was executed Wednesday. Brewer chose not to eat it.

>>80419106
You really can ask for Fire Squad? Damn, that's fucking cool. Not that lethal injection sterile crap. I want the real deal. A cloth in my eyes and a smoke on my mouth before they fill me with lead.

>>80419458
>he consumed about half of the meal

the absolute mad man

>>80419106
The electrocution scene from the Green Mile on repeat to build up hype

>>80419486
What a dick

>>80419106
that's a really sad meal

>>80419106
activated almonds with BvS

eyes wide shut

>>80419281
>prolong his time
Isn't it better to just ask the guy like a week in advance what he wants then?

>>80419504
>Not that lethal injection sterile crap. I want the real deal. A cloth in my eyes and a smoke on my mouth before they fill me with lead
Cringe

>>80419106
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 and anti-electricity pills

>>80419458
ohhh my tummy would feel so bad after eating that :( would they let me live another day??

>>80419106
>The whole triology
they wont even be out of the shire before he finishes that meal

>>80419281

More like jews being jews.

They could limit the last meal expenditure to 40 bucks maximum expenditure but no they outright ban it instead because muh shekels.

>>80419106
depends if I'm innocent or guilty desu

>>80420070
>Blade Runner
>No running with blades
Literally what's the point?

Stand By Me

Conan

>>80420183
*Stands by you*

Supersize me

>>80420223
*Supersizes you*

Turkey Lunchable with Cheerios and PB&J while watching Tom and Jerry.

RIP Mom

>>80419106

Lasagna with Garfield 2

>>80419106
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_Years_(film)

>>80420260
H-he's fast!

>>80419504
Are you 13?

>>80419979
>muh shekels
it's taxpayer money you absolute brain stem

Has their even been a movie where someone uses the ingredients of their last meal to mcguyver an escape?

>literal scum of society
>Giving them privilege to do fucking anything or have any demands after murdering people

>>80420110
kek

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>>80419106
Electric chair?
>huge tub of unpopped popcorn kernels so the guards can have a good chuckle as all my orifices blast out buttery goodness during my death throws

>>80419106

Movie:
>Whiplash

Meal: couldn't tell ya, maybe a lot of burgers desu, 'Merica.

>>80420381
Well he's right anyway since a good amount of it is literally shekels for your greatest ally.

Cake with a file in it
Alcatraz
Execution by dehydration caused by sex

>>80419106
I would watch the LotR trilogy but with several trash bags full of plain rice cakes as my meal.

>>80420431
If /k/ has taught me something, is that before you put down your poor dog for sneezing twice, you should give him a good steak.

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>>80420381
>costs around $30,000 to $50,000 a year of taxpayer money per inmate
>bitches about the price of a final meal

>>80419590
They do ask them days in advance.
What? Do you think they just ask them 5 minutes before? while they load up the rifles?

>>80420451
Kek

>>80420451
Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?

a pile of zebra cakes, fudge rounds, star-crunches, a cinnamon raisin bagel, a guinness, and Evil Dead 2

>>80420305
I don't think they can let you kill yourself before your legal execution.

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>>80419529

>One of the guards looking over you as you watch it sees what happens in the movie, believes that you're trying to send him a message about your innocence.
>He helps you escape in the dead of night.
>Rape and murder his family so that he learns his lesson.

Justice served.

Ghostbusters 2 (my favorite childhood movie)

Food: Chicken fried steak, hash browns, two eggs over easy, sourdough toast, gnocchi with a creamy pesto and parmesean cheese, and a chocolate pudding pie.

What would be the best meal to give you explosive diarrhea? Imagine shooting a few pounds of liquid shit out right before they try and hook you up to the needle, it'd be pure scat-kino.

>>80419504
I'd prefer the gallows, desu. A proper one, mind you. Short, swift and clean.

>>80420289
That's deep my man
Not because of your mom, fuck her
Just seeing some guy who warranted an execution requesting a meal that he probably had as a kid

>>80419161
>watching a movie just for the loli butt
Genius

>>80419281

Some hick requested an enormous last meal, like enough food to last a week, then he ate none of it just to be an asshole. The authorities were so outraged that they ended the final meal thing and now dead men get a steak or nothing.

>>80419106
firing squad?

>>80419529
El oh el

The last movies I would like to watch would be something I've never seen before, like The Godfather.

>>80419504
>>80419709
>>80420365

they cant use get the drugs used for lethal injection anymore because the countries wont supply them to the US, and the substitutes they've tried have result in some extremely painful deaths.

>>80419458
This makes Big Smoke's order look like a kid's meal

>>80419504

There was a great website devoted to the final days/moments of men executed in WW1, mostly traitors or PoWs, all firing squad. Amazing how the man documenting it comended even the most vile traitors for their bravery, while others who wept and pleaded were considered subhuman scum.

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>>80419458
>mayo on fries
This is the reason he was on death row, right?

>>80421983

>Americans eat fatty foods non-stop
>find it weird to eat fries with mayo

>>80421983
>He has never tried mayo on fries
Maybe it has to do with the fact that American Mayonaise is fucking disgusting?

>>80422064
>>80422066
Yurosissypoors are fucking disgusting.

Don't you Muslim cuckolds also put it on pizza?

>>80419218
yes anon... its the best

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>Final Meal Request

Pusy

Wud I get it?

>>80422064
I dont put mayo, butter or cream cheese on ANYTHING that shit is just useless calories

>>80422119

>Bacon on everything, even desserts
>Chicken in a can
>American ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''cheese''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

Please America, tell us why mayo on fries is so wrong.

>>80422242
>having a problem with Bacon

Typical euromuslim

>>80422166
A Chinese chef to prepare it for you

>>80419504
>You really can ask for Fire Squad?
Only in Utah, I think.

>>80419106

10 cans of spray cheese

I will face death looking like a liver failure poster boy

>>80420746
Because that's not how electricity works. You just ate popcorn kernels as your last meal for nothing.

>>80419486
ha, i have friends from that town

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>>80422242
>talking shit about bacon
Jew or Muslim?

>>80421983
Its delicious

>>80421983
>he doesnt get fries, onion rings and mayo from burger king and enjoy what can only be described as a taste orgy

wew lad

>>80419979
Considering how much it costs for a typical death row inmate to go through the system, the final meal cost would literally be nothing

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>>80422119

You might not know this, due to your massively inferior education, but Europe is a continent with a collection of dozens of countries.

Not to mention the irony of your brining up pizza, as if it was an American invention.

Ill give you some friendly advice m8. Dont give your "opinion" on culinary matters.

Thats like as if a muslim gives him opinion on alcohol.

>>80422653
Go back to eating Mayo out of a jar, yuropansy

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Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Ultimate Cut

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>>80422653
>Europe is a continent with a collection of dozens of countries.
We know. We've beat most of you in wars before.

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>>80422653
Which one are you from, europoor? The one we beat or the one we saved?

>>80419106
>apple pie with ice cream and not cheddar cheese
I hope they shot him more than usual

>>80422747
You only beat UK though

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>>80422862
>france
>germany
>spain
>USSR

>>80423004
>france
Literally only an undeclared """"war"""" between a few boats
>germany
that was the USSR
>spain
Yea, but it was really small though.
>USSR
>war

>>80419106

Also LOTR

>>80419106

I've always thought that death by firing squad would be a neat way to go, more so than being hung or the electric chair but not as good as lethal injection

>>80423152
The hoops eurocucks will jump through to satisfy their inferiority complex lmao

>>80419458
>only ate half

That's a midnight snack where I'm from.

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>>80423256

>>80423152
>that was the USSR
And who's money and supplies were funding the soviet war effort allowing those stupid fucking Ivans to march head first into machine gun fire until the germans ran out of bullets?

Stay salty yuropoor.

>>80423289
The US contributions to the Soviet Union through lend-lease accounted for a measly 1.3% of the USSR war budget
A total of $50.1 billion worth of supplies was shipped, or 17% of the total war expenditures of the U.S. In all, $31.4 billion went to Britain, $11.3 billion to the Soviet Union, $3.2 billion to France, $1.6 billion to China, and the remaining $2.6 billion to the other Allies.
That's chump change, and they provided it for 4.5 years (March 11, 1941 and ended in September 1945). Not exactly the saviors you're claiming they are. For comparison, in a single year (1945) Russia spent 17 times that ($192 billion). If we assume the 11.3 billion was spread out equally, then the US contributed a measly 2.5 billion in 1945. That equates to a total US contribution of 1.3% of the USSR war budget.

>>80420384
This happened on Bob's Burgers with lobster claws

64 slices of American cheese

Or maybe 1000 donuts and to watch the entire series of The Simpsons

>>80423279
Won't matter, climate change is going to kill off anybody without melanin to protect them.

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>>80419106
>gets to that scene with pippin and gandalf trapped in that room

>>80421252
I want to go in a drunken bar fight.

>>80423417
Not if I can do anything about that!
*Puts a tin can in the recycling bin*

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>>80420289

I have fond memories of watching Tom and Jerry with my mom too.

>>80420289
Fuck that got me hard anon, got me good

For me I'd go with Withnail and I
I'd do the entire drinking game with it and have a steak and kidney pudding as well.
RIP Dad, that was a good 18th

>>80421804
>the substitutes they've tried have result in some extremely painful deaths.
They are bad guys

>>80419979

Or they could implement a caloric limit. Something like 3000 calories.

>>80423897
For you

>>80419106
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly in an elderly home

>>80421983

If when you think mayonnaise you think Hellmans then I can see where you confusion lies. Real mayo is awesome and real may on fries is awesomer.

>>80422653
>berates someone else for having inaccurate knowledge
>thinks americans invented pizza

kill yourself.

>last meal
Chicken Alfredo with a 2-liter of Cherry Coke and mint-chocolate chip ice cream and a decent cigar to wash it down if they'd allow it
>last movie
American Psycho
>death by
Firing squad, preferably while on my feet.

pusy

>>80422166
Come on,man thats my thing. Asshole. If you take pusyposting from me I have nothing

>Last Meal
Prime rib
Mashed Potatoes
Greenbean casserole
Lobster tail
Sundae
2 liter of RC Cola
Martinelli's sparkling apple-cranberry

>Last Movie
Return of the King

>Death By

Snusnu

bowl of authentic japanese ramen

hari kiri 1960s version

death by hanging, if its not botched, hanging can be the quickest most painless way to go

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>>80419486
Could you imagine the size of the shit this guy would have dropped during his execution if he had managed to consume that? I assume they can't force you to take a shit before the execution, they gonna kill me might as well force them to clean up my shit too.

>>80425084
Yeah, a 50 foot drop ought to snap your head right off

>>80420607
It costs waaaaaay more than that to house an inmate yearly.

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>>80422119
>be me
>be american
>put mayo on many things
>all is good

>>80419106
I'd watch Eva and EoE back to back

>>80419486
lel I remember that he dragged some bingo bongo behind his truck for being garbage and trying to rape some woman or something, he was a hero.

>>80419106
>Google 'last meals'
>In Louisiana, the prison warden traditionally joins the condemned prisoner for the last meal.
That sounds cool as shit. I want to be a warden.

>>80425530
no you definitely don't

>>80425573
What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?

>>80425530
Lousiana is full of niggers

You'd want to stay as far away as possible, my d u d e.

>>80425627
Woah, we got a natural.

>Start crossing the border into Canada when I'm 19 to drink legally and get Canadian girls pregnant with superior American seed
>Every single burger place puts mayo and pickles and nothing else on their burgers and the meat tastes like garbage because they have gay cows or some shit

The poutine was good but I can get that across the border now. Canada is trash after you become legal to drink in the US. Day of the Rake can't come soon enough, we need that land for, fuck I don't know but it has to be better than letting Canadians live on it.

>>80425530

t. Never been in a prison

>>80421841
no one likes a bitch boi

>>80419281
>>80419458
Lord of the Rings came out after 1996 though

>>80419288
probably was an oversight. Quite the patrician meal otherwise. That pang of regret when.
POE -TAY-TOE

>>80422064
Why are Americans being brought into this? I dont get it

Me? I'd have crab legs.

>>80425693
Where in God's name did you go

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>>80425901
Because these fucking faggots can't keep our dicks out of their mouths. Yurotrash, Bong, and Leaf's favorite passtime: Crying about America.

>>80426000

All through Ontario.

>>80426066
I've lived and traveled through Ontario for 20 years and never once have seen a restaurant serve mayo and pickles on a burger

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>>80426224
They serve mayo and pickles on hamburgers in Ontario?

>>80426224

Maybe I just have the worst luck on Earth then. Then again I never saw the fabled milk bags, but I did get bamboozled by "Beer stores" closing early several times.

>>80426277

They did in the 6+ places I had a burger there.

>>80426324
>milk bags
We just call them 'breasts' where I'm from

>>80426324
>didn't encounter the legendary milk bags

Man you missed out

>>80420997
>Ghostbusters 2
>favorite childhood movie
you deserve death row

>>80426500
>Le Ghostbusters 2 is bad meme

Almost as bad as the "Ghostbusters 2016 is good meme". Almost.

>>80426655
nice double dubs. also Ghostbusters 2 aint THAT bad but his favorite childhood movie? C'mon nigga

>>80426655
You are merely blinded by the joy the movie brought you in your youth

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>>80419106

Nothing else but a nice hot cream mushroom soup

>>80426740
>>80426748
I love that movie I don't care what anyone says. I still rewatch it all the time with the first one with my kids. It has my two favorite lines in either of the movies, one being where Ray calls the kids "Yuppie larvae" and the other being when Peter "puts down" Oscar.

>>80419106
>eating the tail of an overgrown cockroach
disgusting

>>80419106
A double western bacon with onion rings and coke and watch There WIll Be Blood one more time

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The other day, I had just eaten a large filet-o-fish meal, and watched 10 Cloverfield Lane and I remember while watching MEW thinking "If I were to die now, I would be happy" So, basically a lare filet-o-fish meal and any MEW kino

>>80427241
That's the saddest shit I've ever read in my life, but honestly I'm jealous you can get so happy from something like that.

>>80427345
>I'm jealous you can get so happy from something like that.

Yeah I thought the same thing lol

>>80419106
That food wouldn't last the first 10 minutes of Fellowship. I'd order at least several courses.

>>80425693
>doesn't like mayo and pickles on his burger

This just in Americans are faggots.

>>80419106
hmm

any meal i pick would seem cheapened by the knowledge that i won't even get a chance to willfully shit it out, so i'm just going to throw my movie out and leave

the assassination of jesse james by the coward robert ford i think it would make a great final viewing, all things considered

>>80420451
Underrated

>>80420874
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