What does /tv/ think about Drake Bell?

Yes. That's totally a thing you can accomplish.

IT'S

>>80418155
GONNA

>>80418184
TAKE

>>80418126
What do you call a haircut like that?

>>80418306

BIG

>>80418702
GUY

>>80418702
BLACK

>>80418126

He's been getting paid in Disney dollars for years so it's the only place he can live now.

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>>80418126
>monthly income 2800
>monthly expenses 18,733

how is this physically possible?

>>80418735
TO

>>80418849

CRASH

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>implying chilling almost 24/7 at Disneyland isn't living the fucking dream

He's a washed up hack and a moron, but that isn't the point.

I NEVER THOUGHT

>>80418885
SOME

>>80418886
Is he employed? Like do they let him sing at a food court or something?

>>80418936

BODY

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>>80418126

>>80418669
Pompadour

>employees open up at 6am
>drake is the first one inside
>catch him riding the teacups with a lifeless expression on his face

>>80419001
JUST

TO REEEEALIZE

He looks like the dollar store version of Mark Ronson

>>80418826
What are his expenses? Debt payments? Lol just don't make them... boom, "physically" possible

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>>80418826
>nicknames
>negative $600

>>80419001
JUST

>>80418669
Justboi cut

>>80419001
HEY GUYS DRAKE HERE BACK AGAIN IN DISNEYLAND

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>>80418826
>Nicknames
is this a pun?

ITS GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO PAY THAT FINEEEEE

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>so you're a 4chan mod? That site is very popular you must make a lot of money. So you dont mind if you would pay my breakfast today?

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>be drake
>sit around all day plugging his phone all day at a public outlet
>occasionally roams around filming himself hoping someone will recognize him
>when he gets impatient he introduces himself as Drake Bell from nickelodeon to someone
>they recognize him but ask him if he's healthy, scared of his face and voice
>laugh nervously until he stops filming you
>gets late
>the audiences leave and the rides shut down, the park turns pitch black
>drake finds a bench to sleep on, half in tears
>watches drake and josh clips on youtube until he passes out
>sun wakes him up early in the morning
>finds a bathroom to camp in before the staff arrive
>start from the top

Drake was my cocaine dealer in for most of 2015. AMA

>>80419238
Drake brings in so much money for disneyland they let him eat free.

>>80418669
-600 thousand

>>80418669
JUST

>>80418826
>im richer than drake
feels good

>>80418126
he's on youtube now. here he can be seen giving us a tour of his home:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq6EKg96qyk

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Drake "insurance fraud" Bell

>>80419536
Fug, he could play Yagami Light in live action long time ago. But not today.

>>80419540
>barely getting 20k views a video
I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I'D BE $600,000 IN DEBT BUT I FOUND A WAY

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>>80419245
living the dream

i can picture him still doing that when he's 50

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>Starring
>Drake Bell
>Sean Astin

>>80419705
If Mickey Mouse and the gang catch wind of him living in their home, I don't think he's going to make it to 35.

>>80419797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUzf7MEbG_A

Did he blow all his money? How'd Josh turn out better when they were literally costars?

>>80418669
trying too hard to look hip

>>80419955
Because Josh didnt piss all his money on massive house and vintage guitars

>>80419955
josh is one of g*d's chosen people.

What happened to him? All my friends and here on 4chan seem to meme about him, can I have a rundown on his downfall?

>>80419955
>>80420251
Josh is a kike, no matter he made it

>>80419001
This isn't just someone aging. People don't look like this just because they age. Is it hard drugs or something?

>>80420435
cocaine. It's been comfirmed by several anons that he was a cocaine dealer in Oregon

>>80420485
For real?

>>80420435
He drinks and smokes a lot, probably constantly under stress from his debt woes, and this is only compounded any time Josh doesn't return his phone calls.

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>>80418826
>Nickname : negative $600

>>80420538
yup. In mid-2015 he lived on portland and would deal cocaine to feed his own addiction. His gf at the time was a stripper, she kicked him out and he lived in a subaru before moving back to LA.

>>80420602
Damn, it's funny yet sad to see people fall so low

>>80420359
> was on popular drake and josh earning millions
> buyed a massive house and other expenses
> after the tv series he struggled to find work
> house goes bankrupt, got arrested and roke his wrists ruining his music profession
> he is 31, goes to disneyland all the time cause he has free passes and probally does meth

>>80420693
Fucking hell man, thanks though anon

>>80420602
Are you one of those tricky guys who goes onto the World Wide Web and fibs?

>>80420760
nope.

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>>80418826
>nicknames
>negative $600

BELTALOWDA

>>80418669
THICCC

What da fuck, i though you guys were just memeing when saying he live in disneyland, so i checked his chanel and there is a disturbingly large amount of videos of him just walking in disneyland. But it seems he still get invested in quality works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URm_0DJGifM

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>billionaire

who's he trying to fool

>>80420485
>confirmed by several anons
Jesus is this the standard nowadays?

>>80421432
>eccentric billionaire

Whatever you say, Mr. Negative $600

>>80421432
J U S T

How many followers does he have?

>>80421738
3.24 mil on twitter

>>80419378
what happened? I thought the trap life was supposed to lead to glitz and glamour like the rap songs say?

Still a better life than Shia LaBeouf's.