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>You have a great business model and you're one heck of an entrepreneur, and I can see you make millions within a few years with your product because you've got something real special here. But you didn't bring a dog for me to pet so for that reason, i'm out.

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This is a great product that I could see myself making a lot of money on, and for that reason, I'm out

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>Have you ever drank a glass of black rhinoceros blood? Of course not, I was just being colloquial to start this story with an anecdote. The first time I had a glass I was in South Africa, taking a celebratory drink in Johannesburg after completing a successful hunt. You see, in South Africa they don't hunt lion, or elephant. We hunted a more dangerous game: the kaffir, or black man. I finally had a 7 year old boy cornered in an Oingo Bongo merchandise warehouse when the thoughts passed through my mind: Should I pull the trigger? Can I ever come back to who I was before this moment? I pulled the trigger, made my first 100 million dollars. Mr. Johnson, this is something you need to ask yourself: can I pull the trigger on this deal and make the right choice? 10% funding for 85% ownership and prima nocte rights to your daughters.

I want Lori to peg me and make me cum on my own face.

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>>80415040
>Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in, and for that reason I'm out.

>>80415609

Fun fact: he's coming to speak at my school this Thursday because he is running for Prime Minister.

He's a bigger meme than Trump, can't wait to see this

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>I have disproportionately less money than everyone else on the show, so it's not so much that I'm out. It's just that I can't go in. God I wish Mark and Damon would DP me.

>>80415866
I want her to ride me while calling me a naughty boy.

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>This is an amazing product and as a woman I can't be more proud of what you've made here. I really do think that this could be amazing on QVC and for that reason I'm out.

>>80415866
>that episode where an entrepreneur used male models

She soaked her seat.

>>80415866
You think she takes random dudes into eyes wide shut parties?

this fucking thread kek