ITT: We come up with terrible ideas for Simpsons episodes

to keep making them after 600 episodes.

>>80414552
Lisa fucks bart

>>80414552

Homer gets a call from his mother and

homer assassinates drumpf

Homer goes back to college to pursue a PhD in nuclear physics. Everything goes smoothly.

Mr Burns becomes a superhero

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Half these always end up being the plot to real Simpsons episodes and I'm not sure if it's just anons trying to test other anons or if it's all pure coincidence.

Turns out Abe is not Homer's father, but his mom had an affair with someone. Meanwhile Lisa wants to be the little miss Facebook queen and does everthing she can to be popular. Guest starring Morgan Freeman.

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Marge gives Homer sph while she snuggles with Dr. Hibbert.

>>80414552
Homer and the family visit North Korea and Homer accidentally burns his passport so they're sent to a labor camp.

>>80414678
>Turns out Abe is not Homer's father, but his mom had an affair with someone.

You know this is a real episode, right?

>>80414590
He said terrible, not hot.

lisa dates a nigger

Homer becomes a Trump supporter and Lisa gets a Muslim friend and then Homer learns the beauty and progressivism of Islam.

>>80414703
Proof?

>>80414678
there's an episode where lisa makes a facebook clone so it's kinda already been done

>>80414722
Bart already had a Muslim friend who taught Homer about diversity and Islam.

Homer meets the How bout dat Instagram Dr. Phil girl and they make a new epic meme together.

An episode that is a high referential parody of a popular film that came out 5 years ago, treating it as if it were new.

A wave of Somalian immigrants enter Springfield and everyone enjoys their company at first until someone named Tonald Dump starts an anti immigrant campaign and promises to build a wall around Springfield

Meanwhile Homer creates a Lets Play channel with help from Pewdiepie

Homer goes blind

>>80414807
that's just South Park at this point

Bart gets a boyfriend.

>>80414807
>A wave of Somalian immigrants enter Springfield and everyone enjoys their company at first until someone named Tonald Dump starts an anti immigrant campaign and promises to build a wall around Springfield

Been done, except the immigrants were Dutch

>>80414807
>Meanwhile Homer creates a Lets Play channel with help from Pewdiepie

wtf I want to watch that

>>80414576
/thread

Homer gets fired from the plant and becomes a border patrol agent. Lisa protests Homer's decision to work for "Drumpf".

Meanwhile Marge adopts a Syrian refugee, he educates Bart on the crisis, and together they go door to door begging people to except Somalians into Springfield.

>>80414552
Maggie gets her period

>>80414552

An episode made entirely from soundbites left over by previous recording sessions. No voice actors involved.

A flashback showing how Marge and Homer met in High School while Marge was checking Tinder after Homer made a joke profile.

Homer becomes an uber driver
Lisa protests for higher min wage

>>80414807
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coming_to_Homerica
>>80414660
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Knight_Court

>>80414887
>Homer becomes an uber driver
Marge did this already

>Lisa protests for higher min wage
Done that too

>>80414576
came here to post this

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Marge becomes a robot

Somethin' happens

doo doo doo doo doo doooo

Trump is visiting Springfield and Lisa decides to protest. She then meets his daughter and teaches her about how Trump is a rapist and sexist. Trump's daughter then poisons him and becomes the President and creates a Socialist utopia and thanks Lisa for all the help and inspiration.

>>80414833
Already happened.

>>80414887
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Fare_Lady
Marge became Uber driver.

>>80414934
proof?

>>80414552
So we make this skit where homer intends to vote for this guy called Dahnald Drumpf ,because he is a racist big meanie ,but marge tells him to vote for Hillary because she is a strong womyn. Also put in some kind of Putin and Mr burns voting Drumpf.

Go back to a past episode and expand upon the story.

>Oh wait they just did that last week with kamp krusty

>>80414887
Peter Griffin did it.

Can we stop with the Trump stuff

We already had Putin on a horse episode

Homer gets a job working for the CIA, and is tasked with undermining the president and pushing for war with russia.

>>80414943
take your pick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZzJBWdw0GY

Turns out the principal we know s no actually called skinner but is a guy whom he went to vietnam with and after the real skinner died in battle the principal assumed his identity, likein Madmen

Homer recounts the story on how he met Marge in the late 90s when he was the singer of a nu-metal band
Meanwhile Bart makes a sexist joke at school and is taught a lesson on how to treat women like equals by Lisa and special guest star Chelsea Handler

>>80414552
Still watch all the new episodes.
They are not even that bad. Just painfully unfunny and bland.

>>80414995
That's fucking retarded, kill yourself senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfxabSYFs88

>>80414950
>>80414995
>>80414998
All of these already happened. But I'm sure you all knew that

>>80414900
>>80414937
wew lads

>>80414590
Bart, get out im piss!

Homer gets blackout drunk at Moe's and kills someone on the ride home. He goes to jail for life and is forced to join a prison gang to avoid rape. Marge begins sleeping with Duffman.

Chief Wiggum is forced to use his weapon on a Trayvon Martin type character and Lisa investigates the differences between how the Chief handled a black character and her father who killed someone, and is a white male.

>>80414995
I liked that episode. I don't really see how it "destroys" skinners character or anything.

Its based on one of J L Borges' short stories.

>>80414993
>nothing but "evidence" of bart being gay
>not a single piece of proof there was an episode bart had a boyfriend

Don't reply to me unless you have an answer fag

Homer chooses Bart to help excavate his colon.
Lisa travels to Moscow to investigate who's behind the dreaded wikisneaks.
Marge tries to turn on the CIA with hot strip shows but realizes that wikisneaks in just Russian propoganda and she's been stripping for the fat comic guy.

The Simpsons travel to Russia and uncover the secret that President Vlad Mutin hacked the Springfield election to make Mayor Quinby elected

Meanwhile Mr Burns discovers Tinder and has gay sex with Smithers

A whole episode where the family sits around for half an hour figuring out what they can do that they haven't done before. The episode ends with them playing badminton and Bart and homer laughing Everytime someone says shuttle cock.

>>80414987
but we can't let him get the nuclear codes

A season of entirely Lisa episodes, including:
>a episode where she converts to Islam
>a Dakota access pipeline episode
>a black lives matter episode
>3 drumpf episodes
>4 feminism episodes
And many more

>>80415092
its milhouse.

Bart hits his head and somehow becomes smart, but Lisa hits him again because she doesn't like being overshadowed

Homer makes a bet that his kid will win a nobel prize but loses at the end due to lisa

Lisa is contracted by a music agencyto compose a few tracks of supporting Women. Later on she finds out that it was a propaganda studio that primarily attacked average Working class men. Bart and Homer team up with guest celebrity Jesse Ventura providing weapons and operational intelligence on their mission to save Lisa from the The Fourth Wave.

An episode that the Simpsons themselves are barely in, that focuses on the lives and zany antics of other Springfieldians

It's a flashback episode about how Marge and Homer met through a new dating called thunder, meanwhile in the present Bart discovers he has an investment fetish and tries to seduce Lisa. At the end it's revealed that it was all a dream.

>>80415109
only 3 Drumpf episodes?

Are you some kind of racist`?

Homer eats too much and goes to surgery but Trump's healthcare plan screws him over so he flies to Washington DC to protest Trump but then Hillary shows up and agrees to pay for his surgery out of pocket.

>>80415109
they should just do a spinoff on netflix desu

>>80415135
Grindr was already in the show

Homer has an account. It's not a plot point, he just pulls out his phone and he and marge use Homer's Grinder account to find a gay boyfriend for Smithers.

Roy returns and is now trangender and Homer questions his own sexuality, Ralph, Marge and Professor Frink start a knitting club

>>80414727
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homer's_Paternity_Coot

They'll Never Stop The Simpsons!
Have no fears, we've got stories for years!

Homer and Marge finally divorce
Before the episode air, there's a massive build up to it from Social media and the news network.
At the end of the episode it turns out it was all a dream
The next fifteen minutes show all the Millennial writers laughing at your through the television

Lisa beats up the local alt-right group at her school and wins a town medal.

An entire episode dedicated to Milhouse, he accidently becomes internet famous because of a YouTube video. Milhouse is thrilled to be famous and proclaims himself a meme, just to have Ralph tell him he's not a meme them Nelson haw haws Milhouse for getting btfo by Ralph. The whole school chants "you'll never be a meme"

>>80415112
I said not to reply unless you had proof. How hard are these simple instructions you literal retard?

Bart starts transitioning.

Nelson and Dolph rob the Kwik-E-Mart and kill Apu in the process. Chief Wiggum arrests them with no issues. A black honor student, and Lisa's boyfriend, Mike Trown is shot and killed by Officer Eddie because he reached for his wallet when asked for ID.

Marge and Homer support Lisa's quest for justice and pay for Shaun King to fly out to Springfield so they can form a Black Lives Matter group.

>>80415096
>fat comic guy.
He has a cute Japanese waifu now.

Bart helps Milhouse daterape Lisa and then commits suicide.

>>80414834
I thought they were meant to be Swedish. The drink they had was meant to be a reference to Akvavit, wasn't it?

Lisa wins an essay contest by writing an essay about saving the environment and the prize is that she gets to hang out with Mumford and Sons, there are two musical scenes

An episode based on The Great Gatsby

Hard Mode: it's about black rappers

Simpsons make a time jump and gets a moving, connected storyline. The characters age and die when their voice actors die IRL.
Also kill off like 20-30% of the supporting characters and introduce new ones.

Quimby resigns after scandal and Mr Burns runs for Mayor. Promising to build a dome around Springfield.

Having lost his job at the powerplant Homer starts his own "fake news" website to make ends meet. Lisa realises that his fake articles are helping Burns' popularity, makes Homer feel guilty for lying but he needs the money to support his family.

Eventually Lisa convinces Homer to do whats right, writing a scathing article exposing Burns as a greedy conman.
Burns subsequently loses in a landslide to Springfields first female Mayor Ruth Powers.

Meanwhile Bart learns a lesson in something.

>>80415058
i fapped to this before it was a meme

>>80415282
>I said not to reply
you can't tell me what to do.

>>80415169
What episode

Homer finds he is suffering from erectile dysfunction which is causing friction between him and Marge in the bedroom. Meanwhile, Bart discovers the wonders of puberty and Homer offers him money to fill in for him during his and Marge's sexual intercourse.

Meanwhile, Lisa works on a cure for Cat Menopause.

>>80414688

Then Kim Jong Un demands they eh.. eh.. well they already did the musical thing.. eh.. he demands they build a knockoff Krusty Burger which then creates an international incident and China is like "so solly, we can noteh chooseh the sides! so have this complimentary childrens doll instead" and then Maggie pulls the head off but there's a lollipop underneath, and Homer's like "WHAT? WHERE'S THE SHARP POINTY THING?" and then China is like "ah so solly.. we no longer make dangerous toys anymore!" to which Marge says "sigh, times are changing."

>>80415524
http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Burns_Cage

>>80415092
How's your mom doing anon? I haven't seen her at bingo lately, hope she's doing ok.

>>80414797

Or Homer talking about a movie that came out in 2012 and acting like it was many many many years ago!

you know, kinda like how the kids on this board act like.

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ITT: fags over 40 post

no one cares about the simpsons you faggots

>How I learned to Stop Worrying and Curse-ye-ha-me-ha

Bart and Milhouse are outraged one day at the Android's comic shop after a barely noticeable change to Radioactive Man's costume is made. They begin to protest so they can have the suit how it was originally was, however things go too far after Milhouse maces one of the police officers in the face after a small riot breaks out. Lisa decides to write a comic about Miss Hoover which becomes famous on the internet featuring herself as a grand super villain who always has her plans thwarted by her.

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>>80415571
What in the fuck

Bart joins the alt-right Trump youth and it's up to Lisa and Homer to deprogram him.

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>Lisa is bothered by something again.
>Emma Watson shows up.
>Lisa is like "thing bothers me!"
>Then Emma Watson tells Lisa how she handled her problems with "thing" by doing "other thing".
>Then Homer pops his head in the room and asks why she did "other thing" while previously she had complained about "actress" doing that same thing months prior.
>Emma explains how feminism taught her that she can do "thing" without having to worry that "other thing" will be considered wrong.
>To which Moe pops his head in and says that Emma said that "singer" was being a traitor to feminism by being sexy, only to then do a sexy photoshoot weeks later.
>To which Emma responds by silently closing the door and telling Lisa that you can easily shut up the patriarchy by taking away their podiums.
>to which Lisa looks baffled and confused.
>Marge then says "we all learned something today!"

Side story, Millhouse gets into a conflict with an online ebay seller. its comic book guy.

homer reads 50 shades of grey and he and marge get into bdsm relationship

in the b-plot milhouse tries to get lisa with the help of.... say marlon brandos ghost

>>80415889
>bdsm relationship

Hilarious scene of Homer being unable to sit at work next day cause Marge pegged his butt.

>>80415244
>At the end of the episode it turns out it was all a dream
haha, should make it like Dallas

>>80414552
>it's a Lisa episode

Leesar is pissed she wasn't allowed to play video games with Brat and Moohouse so she complains on the internet to gain attention. Video game developers try to make things more female friendly and the new video game release in the series Brat and Moohouse like is complete garbage because it puts too much emphasis on female empowerment rather than coming up with a good product.

Rather than base the episode around any number of the dozens of characters the show has created over the years, feature a flavour of the week celebrity every episode. Or better yet, feature a dank normie meme which is already incredibly outdated by the time the episode finally airs.

>>80416356
That sounds like a recipe for getting cancelled

Anthology style episode and they parody the most popular movies of the current year.

>>80415651
I'm not even half of 40.

>>80416395
>current year
They'll be old by the time the episode airs

>>80416395
>Moonlight parody involving Burns and Smithers
>Manchester by the Sea parody involving Homer causing the kids to burn to death after going to the Donut store at night
>Hell or High Water parody involving Snake and Otto

>>80416523
All come out in 2020

A sudden time-warp fast forward of them physically aging from when the show started until now with spooky sound effects.

>>80416476
This thread is about bad ideas isn't it

Lisa finds the cure for cat menopause

>>80416618
Iirc they already did an episode where homer said he crushes vitamins in their food to keep them the same age.

>>80416618
>Marge grey haired and unhappy
>Homer fired and complaining
>Lisa married and living a boring bland existence
>Bart living alone and playing BoneStorm X and not really enjoying it and sighing as he looks at his framed BoneStorm II poster on the wall.

SO WHAT IF I'M PROJECTING?!!!

comic book guy harasses patty on social media

Comic Book Guy shoves a banana up his ass for 30 minutes

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Moe is exposed as a disgusting internet cum tributer.

Guest starring Taylor Swift who discusses how she wrote a song about anonymously being man-splattered in this disgusting way.

Bart experiences early puberty after drinking milk filled with bad hormones, and ends up competing with Skinner for the affections of their new teacher.

Meanwhile Lisa signs up for the Mars One Space Colony, and Marge comes along to try and talk her out of it.

>>80414552
Keep going past 1999

>>80417240
Couch gag for that episode was good though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZu5iDTtNg0

Moe gets a cell phone.

>>80417327
That's not good though. That's embarrassing shit. Why do people say that's good when it's not.

Homer as Bane, Wiggum as CIA, Bart as Bartman.

I know what would make a good episode

https://youtu.be/Y_6Kp7q5tbA

Bart is caught looking at porn.

Marge doesn't want him to have unrealistic expectations of a woman's body so she shows him hers. She allows him to look at every inch of her body but never touch. She spreads her vagina for him and Bart says 'Ay Caramba, my old home'.

The episode continues like this for 20 minutes. The episode ends with Home coming home and Bart asking what sex looks like. Homer winks at the camera and we fade to black as we hear the sound of a zipper being pulled.

Milhouse, Nelson and Bart start a shitty punk band and move to Utah.

Homer along with help of Lisa and a team of female cyber nerds help take down the cunnybot poster of /tv/
Meanwhile Bart becomes a /tv/ janitor and refuses do his job after realizing he's not getting paid

>>80417396
I liked it

>>80414867
>Tinder
>flashback episode
I mean they've done stupid shit billions of times but c'mon that doesn't even work as a joke

Have they done an episode about 4chan or imageboards in general?

>>80417476

Bart uses autotune on youtube and becomes famous ala Bieber, he then becomes a huge dick and eventually moves back in.
When Flanders asks about all the money Homer simply replies that he had a lot of debts.

Side story : Lisa is jealous and starts a makeup show on youtube, she gets 10 followers and makes 0.2 cents via the youtube money program.

>>80415553

i fucking hate what you've done with The Simpsons. Fuck you Al Jean you're not welcome here

>>80414951
>kamp krusty

>it's real

holy fucking shit

>>80415375
Norwegian. I was not aware of a sizable mnorwegian minority that still keeps their traditions and language.
Guess they made that up not to bother brown people.

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>Patty gets a pair of ZZ cup implants and becomes a stripper.
>Sidestory : Barney tries to chug beer from his ass while simultaneously drinking from the front.

>>80417673
>0.2 cents via the youtube money program.
I've made a thousand times that from youtube

>>80417813
Yeah, it was pretty bad. Bart had PTSD (even though he was the leader of the take over)

The only decent part of the episode was Homer becoming smart and becoming competent at work because him and Marge stop having sex.

>>80414552
Flashback to Kamp Krusty where the episode takes place immediately after the classic episode. Bart realizes he can fake PTSD to get out of school but eventually learns that he really was traumatized.

>>80414552
A Rick and Morty crossover

>>80414760
S-source?

Gramps tells about his combat tour in Iraq

>>80414552
homer becomes a tranny. marge too

>Flanders realizes his been supressing his homosexuality his entire life which leads to a crisis of faith
>The climax of the episode is him hooking up with the gay guy who kissed Homer as his assistant that one time
>Its resolved when Lisa quotes some Bible passages making it sound ok and tells him the Episcopal Church allows gay marriage now
>Flanders is happily re gay married and Mod in heaven smiles at him

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>>80420941

>>80419558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ecYoSvGO60

i have bad news

Marge convinces Homer to be in a cuckholded sexual relationship. After liking the first few times, Homer gets uncomfortable as Marge is clearly enjoying her time more with the bull.
When Homer tells Marge this she says Homer shouldn't stop something she enjoys because his petty emotions that ultimately don't mean anything because no soul or afterlife exist.
Homer agrees but only if he gets to "cuck" them out of donuts after.
Sideplot: Lisa and Bart get feelings for the same transexual, when Bart finds out "she" was once a "he" his gay Lisa joke backfires and he has to explain its not gay.

>>80420941
jesus fucking christ I can see them doing something incredibly similar to this

>>80420941
>Mod in heaven
lol

>>80419569
It's an episode where homer thinks that that kids father will blow up the shopping mall, but he actually a demolition engineer

>>80419569
MyPod's and Boomsticks. It's a pretty bad episode, even the title barely works as a pun.

>>80421247
Who plays the bull?

>>80417901
Pretty sure Minnesotans are massive Scandiboos

>comic book guy discovers a reddit knockoff called "gagchan" thats so lame it makes him consider dropping out of geekdom

>>80421548
Bill cosby

>>80418646
>The only decent part of the episode was Homer becoming smart and becoming competent at work because him and Marge stop having sex.
SEINFELD DID IT

We uncover that an asteroid is headed for earth. The earth units in a project to shift its orbit by turning the core into an engine. All nuclear facilities on the Western Hemisphere must act as a gas release Valve for the Earths' bursting energy. Home misclicks button... sends everyone into subzero temperatures. The End ...of the Simpsons forever

Marge cucks Homer with Carl while Homer sucks off Lenny. Lenny decides to rape Marge before they finish and cums inside her thus giving birth to Bart.

UNA

VELA

>>80414552
Lisa meets lady gaga

>>80414576
>/thread in less than a minute
>fpbp
>people keep posting

gas this board

>James Corden does a Carpool Karaoke with the Simpsons
>They don't play Simpson's Christmas boogie

>>80421548
Al Roker

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>>80414552

The Simpsons is Garbage

>Bart prank calls Moe's tavern, getting Moe so furious that he throws out the phone, hitting the garbage man who was collecting the trash
>Garbage man gets hurt, gets furious, doesn't take trash away
>Garbagemen all go on strike, trash starts piling up. Shots of garbage all over Springfield.
>Moe complains, Homer ends up taking the trash home in exchange for free beer
>Brilliant idea! Homer starts taking trash from all the businesses and people in the neighborhood for cool favors and free stuff
>Marge starts complaining about the mounds of rotting garbage in the Simpson home
>One day on his rounds, Homer gets hit up by the garbagemen and a garbagewoman menaces him and slashes his tires
>Homer sneaks the garbage to the school, using a dance that Lisa's been excited about because of a crush
>Ruins the dance, garbage mafia chasing him, but oh, the garbage lady is one of the boy Lisa likes two moms
>Everything works out somehow, the kids burgeoning romance makes everyone decide to get along
>The school is stuck with all the garbage, Skinner gets in trouble

>>80424406
Guest-starring U2
http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Trash_of_the_Titans

>>80421247
>cuckholded

>>80414552
They should just go full way with their stranger obsession with having Homer and Marge have sex barely offscreen and just have a 20 minute episode of full penetration just to remind the audience once and for all that Homer and Marge are a MODERN relationship who HAVE SEX, as if it wasn't apparent by their three kids already.

>>80415548
>which is causing friction between him and Marge in the bedroom
Isnt that the only thing that DOESNT happen when you have erectile dysfunction?