What did she mean by this?

>>80414088
>Finally, after all these years, I have become....Christine.

Walked out of the theater right then and there.

>>80414088
/ourgirl/

>tfw I'll never lose my virginity with a woman who also is one

she could've easily have fucked that geek, no sympathy here bitch

>>80414088
I'm pretty sure she was lying, or just mentally blocked out the only time she had ever had sex.

There's no way a 29 year old white woman is a virgin, just no, fucking, way.

>>80414088
Doesn't count if it's a black bull in the ass

>>80414166
You mean I'm going to find true love within the next six months?

>woman who is a virgin deep in her age
>oh the humanity

>man who is a virgin
>HAHAHA LOOK AT THAT FAG:XDDD

>>80414166
>>80414171
>>80414216
spotted the redditors

>>80414193
Nobody said anything about true love you dumb bitch I said fucking.

>>80414216
>0.9% of men are permavirgins
>SOCIETY IS SO OPPRESSIVE AND RIGGED BETA UPRISING WHEN

>0.3% of women are permavirgina
>lol you don't even exist that's literally impossible

>>80414147
If you can't get what's yours the proper way, sometimes you just have to take it from the unsuspecting.

>>80414171
Damn, I guess I'm still a virgin too then.

>>80414088
you loser make shit meme that what it means

she was waaaaaayyyy uglier in real life

This is my all time favorite movie, it was like watching my own biopic

>>80414216
what about the men?? would somebody pls think of the men :(

she was ugly as sin, no wonder no one fucked her

>>80414393
lol yes because ugly woman cannot get sex

>tfw 27 year old virgin
Send help

>>80414157
She didn't notice him because he was awkward as fuck and because she killed herself too soon. Also nothing bad with aiming high... well at least until you kill yourself. I'm also hopelessly looking for the perfect girl and I know I won't find one that likes me back.

>>80414332

There are no women virgins. Unless they're extremely religious and even then, they probably still get trains run on them.

>>80414424
24 here, I'm getting there

>>80414332
Women can be virgins but look at the facts.

1. White
2. American
3. Late 20s

You really expect me to believe that?

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>>80414388
Eh.

Also women in general were horrible looking in the '70s, what the fuck was going on with that decade

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>>80414147

High-functioning aspergers people have incredible ego, and they're also annoying and turn off all normal people.

It destines them to be alone their whole lives or form clans of their own, like anime cons.

If Christine were alive now she would like homestuck, post on tumblr, and get nerd dick on the reg

>>80414332
Only 0.9%? From my time on this site I would have presumed a lot more

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>>80414393
>wonder

Did someone say.. WONDER?!

>>80414516
>retard makes a post

>>80414550
>and get nerd dick on the reg
No one here ever thinks that maybe just maybe she did NOT want someone else's dick than George's?

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>>80414393

>>80414088
>that face
>she

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this is the house she lived in

Today's her lucky day. I only fuck virgins.

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>>80414631

>>80414547
Who the hell is that guy is who briefly shown around the 45 second mark?

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>>80414665

>>80414088
>uuhh that guy doesn't count

>>80414332
>0.9% of men are permavirgins

>Tokyo CNN
>according to a government survey published last week, claiming that 42% of men and 44.2% of women -- almost half of Japan's millennial singles aged between 18 to 34 -- are virgins.

>>80414641
Once I saw this webbum, my desire to see the movie completely vanished

Not because it's bad, it just eliminates the one thing the movie makes you curious about

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>>80414561
>>80414513
>>80414435
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nhsr/nhsr036.pdf

12.3% of women and 14.3% of men over the age of 20 have never had sex
1.9% of women and 3.1% of men over the age of 30 have never had sex
0.3% of women and 1.2% of men over the age of 40 have never had sex

>>80414166
>it's impossible for a late 20s white woman to be a virgin because i believe all women are whores

*tips fedora*

>>80414715
I'm the opposite. I watched the movie to see what her relationship with her crush was and when I got to the end I was hoping she didn't shoot herself.

>>80414712
>Japanese
>people

it's honestly not that hard to find 20+ virgin women just leave your basement sometimes

Your only chance to lose your virginity to another virgin girl if you do it when you're 11 to 12. After that chances are you won't and you will be sexually delayed for the rest of your life

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>>80414725
Nice to know that at least I'll be the 1% of something. Mom's gonna be proud

>>80414725
>.cdc.gov
lol

>>80414733
And how many 29 year old white american female virgins do you know? And that statistic obviously counts retarded people boring without vaginas.

>>80414776
what about saving for marriage girls? many places in the world are very religious

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should I upload it or sell it?

>>80414776
>11 to 12
you have autism

>>80414778
>implying you know any 29 year old white american females

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This is from Britain

>>80414848
>very funny, Chubbuck

sorry I have no idea what this is referencing. mind telling us the source?

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>>80414778
>(You)

>>80414854
If you weren't sexually active at that age i'm afraid it's more than likely you genuinely do have autism

>>80414932
you are not even good at baiting

>>80414725
>they give women trophies for being permavirgins

>>80414924
Christine (2016), the best movie ever made

>>80414932
weak bait, you dont even deserve this (you)

>>80414516
Damn, I'd toss her salad if ya know what I mean? Sure she looks like a 70's mom with too much makeup but turn off the lights, we're in business.

>t. Chad tourist from better messageboards

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>>80414088
Do you expect me to believe that?

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>tfw you find out the really shy awkward girl is a massive slut

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>>80414166
You forget ugly, like REAL ugly women exists. Also women who choose celibacy (Nuns, etc...), women with real autism or mental problems.

I know of a girl who had some problems, she hallucinated, she started yelling and kicking stuff, she was like a kid, but she was a solid 7, but no one dated her, because all troubles they could get in for dating a girl who is not mentally capable of making choices, she died like 2 years ago.

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I don't ever want to be alone with a man because I'm afraid any of you would hit me or rape me or kill me if you had the opportunity

The act of sex looks so painful and frightening and messy and from what I've seen even "having a relationship" requires so much sacrifice of time and effort and arguing and misery

I'm never going to go skydiving either but people wouldn't judge me for that

>>80414088
She means she's ugly.

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>Meagan Good lost her virginity at age 30

>>80414932
I started fapping when I was 11, but no way in hell you lose your virginity when you are 11 (Unless you are molested or in some extreme cases), I lost mine when I was 16, and most my friends tell me about the same range 14-18, the younger I heard was 13, and he was a nigger who looked like 10 years older than he is.

>>80414166
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_Chubbuck
>Her focus on her lack of relationships is generally considered to be the driving force for her depression; her mother later summarized "her suicide was simply because her personal life was not enough." She lamented to coworkers that her 30th birthday was approaching and she was still a virgin who had never been on more than two dates with a man.

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>>80415093
>I havent had sex so I hate all men
All too common, roastie

t. gay guy who wants nothing to do with you; laughing at you

>>80415456
>gay guy
>laughing at anyone or anything

>>80415093
I want to make gentle love to you.

>>80414868
The ones I do aren't virgins. And neither are the ones you know.

>>80415073
You'd be surprised but a lot of ugly chicks get fucked. It's the Amy Schumer factor.

Also nuns tend to fuck before taking vows. Plus how many girls are signing up to be nuns these days? Practically none.

Mental issue and retarded girls tend to get molested so they don't stay virgins long. I know that's not the same as dating and it's fucked up, but disproves they stay virgins.

For a woman in this day and age to be a permavirgin she'd have to be more autistic than Temple Grandin, more built than Ronda Roussey, a face like Joseph Merrick the Elephant man, and zero sex drive with 100 percent asexuallity and live on a deserted island. Even then, she might still bow to pressure or urges from curiosity or some pig would figure out to rape her regardless.

>>80414776
Hehe jokes on you I just started dating a qt asian virgin who doesnt realize she can do way better than me. Hope exists.

>>80414754
I thought most people were already familiar with the story. The lost footage has come up in lots of threads.

>>80414193
Will you be my gf

>>80415142
proof?

>>80415546
I did know she was gonna die, I just wanted her to not die in the movie because I felt really strongly related to her character. Especially with everyone calling her Chris.

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>>80415500
>more autistic than Temple Grandin
"More" isn't necessary. She's a 70 year old virgin.

>>80414874
>asexual woman
>code for "i was either abused as a kid or i have a giant embarrassing roastie"

>>80415500
>Also nuns tend to fuck before taking vows. Plus how many girls are signing up to be nuns these days? Practically none.

>I know literally nothing about the holy orders or their demographics

>>80415597
(by this I of course mean I wished in a silly way that she wouldn't die, not that I expected the movie to change the story or leave the shooting scene out of it)

>>80415600
She fucked those cows and horses she wasn't a virgin.

At any rate you are saying that a woman has a bigger chance of revolutionizing the entire livestock care industry than staying a virgin and that sounds accurate.

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>>80415073
Even ugly chicks have partners

>>80415597
>>80415631

Everything I read about her on wikipedia and in articles led me to believe that she was a codependent narcissist on the spectrum.

What does the movie do to make her more empathetic?

>>80415704
That photo cracks me up every time I see it. Do asexual girls really exist?
t. asexual dude

>>80415704
>asexual
>in a sexual relationship
>with rainbow hair

We know what's going on here, don't we?

>>80415474
Your sister doesn't count

>>80415754
Men are more likely to be fucked up in pretty much any given way, but why wouldn't asexual women exist?

>>80415737
She makes puppet shows for kids. The movie doesn't imply this but I read that irl she loved to do puppet shows for autistic kids. The puppets start to show how sad she starts to become.
And I guess the fact that you can see she's suffering and feel bad for her. Or when you see her get really excited about dating the guy she loves and then gets disappointed.
She's a kind of an ass to her friend in some scene but I've been the same in my life in very similar situations so I saw myself in many of the scenes.

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step aside plebs

>>80415765
I don't please give me the rundown on it.

>>80415142
impossible unless she had some overbearing pastor dad

>>80415863
Do you actually believe this? No memeing, do you really think this statement is true? Because it's insane and untrue.

>>80414392
>double standards are OK when they benefit me

>>80415863
She's highly religious herself but I don't see how you get daddy issues out of that

>>80415822
Hmm, kinda makes me want to watch it.

>>80415093
pls be my ai gf

>>80415850
She obviously put her witch powers to good use living that long.

>>80415850
She was probably raped.

>>80415142
lol. No she did not. You people will believe anything.

>>80416525
Oh, well if an anonymous guy on the internet says it

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Adriana Lima allegedly lost her virginity at age 27

there are autistic lesbians that we virgin passed 25

>>80414166

do you know how many powerful vibrators and dildos women can buy these days?

they can easily go to their mid30s being a virgin and not having any desire for man dick.

>>80416719
A woman with 100 dildos is not more likely to be a virgin anon.

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>>80414147
>mfw that's what I did
you fags missed out and ought to end it all

>>80414147

same feeling here. Im 24 and virgin. It will probably stop me from ever being in a relationship now. Just the thought of being with another woman who has had someone elses cock rammed inside her grosses me out

>>80414107
damn it, anon, why is this so funny

>>80414088
She was so fucking good in this.

And somehow ridiculously attractive.

Women all having sex in their mid teens is a 4chan neet meme. After I started dating (at 27,) I either went out with or otherwise met women who were virgins into their 20s and early 30s in some cases.

I'm not saying this is a positive thing. Just like it is with guys, it's usually a result of intimacy issues. Chances are they'll be too afraid/disinterested to have sex, or if you do start sleeping with them their attitude will always fuck up the relationship.

Or it could go the other way. I dated a black chick who didn't date until she was 27 because her parents were religous nuts, and then she turned into a nymphomanic. Random Craigslist hookups every night, camwhoring, etc.

I don't think I'd want to date a woman who lost it at 14 or whatever, but at this point if she hadn't enjoyed having sex by 21-24 it's a huge trouble sign for me.

>>80414147
Who gives a shit, she wouldn't even know how to fuck.

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>>80414166
okay lad

>>80419415
If you don't let a girl know you're a virgin before having sex with her she'll get angry. If you do let her know you're a virgin before having sex with her she won't have sex with you. But "who gives a shit" right?

>>80414147
>tfw you lose your viginity to a girl who was virgin on accident

it was an awkward experience between both of us, but we ended up figuring it out

>>80419544
>A woman being a virgin past 30 is worthy of national news coverage

Think about that for a second.

>>80419599
>If you don't let a girl know you're a virgin before having sex with her she'll get angry. If you do let her know you're a virgin before having sex with her she won't have sex with you.

But that's wrong unless you're talking about club hookups.

>>80419599
I'm planning to lie to the girl unless I have strong reasons to believe she's okay with fucking a virgin.

>>80419599
>If you do let her know you're a virgin before having sex with her she won't have sex with you.
Fuck, for real? I legit fear this situation. Not that I have any hope of actually losing mine, but you know

>>80414631
damn christine looks like THAT??

>>80419769
There is literally nothing in this thread that you should take seriously. It's a bunch of anonymous virgins pretending to know literally anything about sex.

Almost every girl will not care of you are a virgin if you are dating.

Girls will care if you are a virgin if you are trying to hook up at the club or some shit.

Ignore everything else in this thread.

>>80415664
True. It's actually pretty easy to find ugly or average chicks with boyfriends. The opposite, not nearly as much

>>80419896
factsssss

>>80419910
Even good looking men are less likely to have girlfriend than ugly girls, especially after college.

>>80419910
I want you to think through what you're saying here. Unless you actually believe that a large proportion of men are dating multiple women, the numbers do not work. The population is pretty close to 50/50, so if 80% of women are dating a guy, somewhere around 80% of men must be dating women.

>>80414216
this is why we need men's rights D':

>>80415754
I know an asexual female. She was held as a sex slave as a kid. The entire idea of sex or even being physically touched by other people revolts her.

>>80416611
means: the first time she wasn't forced to do it

>>80414965
>wedding ring
>permavirgin

Any cute girls here?

>>80414088
Wait, is that actually a woman?

>>80419847
Why would he take your word over common sense? Are you a martian dropped on earth yesterday? What about the fact that girls don't want to have sex with virgins is untrue?

>>80419999
I see, nice digits btw. I wonder if every other case is always someone who was molested/raped/etc. as a kid. The rainbow haired girl from the article says she wasn't. And I haven't either as far as I remember.

>>80420081
Just like it's common sense that heavy things fall faster than lighter things, right?

Speaking as an authority when you don't have any facts is fucking stupid.

>>80419959
It's a PUA/redpill thing. They believe all women are incredibly promiscuous and that only the top 10% of men get laid on the reg.

>>80419999
I have a buddy who refuses to believe that someones sexuality could be damaged by past events. He thinks that you are born gay or whatever and regardless of what happens to you thats how you are.

Its also kinda weird because hes a die hard liberal and im a Trumper

>>80420212
There's really not much evidence to support your theories over his. Most gays weren't molested as kids. I don't know if there are enough asexuals to get good data

>>80420122
>t heavy things fall faster than lighter things

only under certain conditions.

>>80420355
It has nothing to do with the weight at all, that's my point.

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>>80415704
Did they never bother to ask Tim what it's like to be a pathetic cuckold?

>>80414628
Wow, Christine really was ugly.

It's actually pretty easy to spot the women posts in this thread. Legit easier than in capeshit threads. Nice

>>80420603
Tim is a cunt, he should find himself a hetero girl and let the tiny % of asexual people alone.

>>80414424
Dude, where are you at, I'll come suck you dick right now. No homo of course. Just helping a brother out.

>>80419896
This.

>>80415850
While I don't think that sex itself is a particularly important thing in life, it sounds pretty damn sad if someone says that in 107 years they never found the time for the extraordinary experience of an intimate relationship because they were too busy working... as a secretary.

>>80421146
It's an emotional investment. It disrupts your daily routine if you'd like to read a book in your spare time or whatever. How much of a normie do you have to be to not get this?

>>80421283
Pretty much of a normie, I guess.

:-)

>>80419232
>but at this point if she hadn't enjoyed having sex by 21-24 it's a huge trouble sign for me.
thats what im afraid of desu. i really wonder how many girls out there go with this train of thought upon learning about a 20+ year old dudes virginity.

>>80420273
Sorry I should clarify.

I do think people can be born gay, but I also think that tramatic events can make someone turn to the other sexuality. He does not think that. I just thought it was odd.

>>80421939
Yeah that's pretty dumb to me as well, though I'm in no way an expert. I agree with you.
But maybe it's because he thinks it can be dangerous if people start thinking people with minority sexual orientations are always the result of some traumatic event, so he'd rather go to the other extreme and say you can only be born what you currently are. Some people like to think it's always the result of being raped or molested and they can use that theory to try to force people to convert and to be fixed into being straight, and it's a bit scary.

>>80419769
>Fuck, for real?
No. Most women, at least in a proper dating relationship, don't care that much. I've asked everyone I've dated what they thought about me getting laid at 27 and the typical reaction was "unusual but nothing wrong with it." You'll run into a few women who like the idea of corrupting a guy or whatever. But that's not very common.

Just don't act like a fuckup. Women can't really tell a guy is a virgin. They can tell if you're really uncomfortable or insecure around other people.

>>80421723
>thats what im afraid of desu. i really wonder how many girls out there go with this train of thought upon learning about a 20+ year old dudes virginity.
Mainly one night stands. They don't want to be dealing with you fumbling around. Dating a girl who actually likes you. The sex is better too.

I'd probably tell her after the clothes were off but before you actually tried to stick it in. At least that's when I did it.

>>80421723

It's not as big of a red flag on a guy. Given the male role is usually the aggressive one, a girl will eventually get laid if she spends time around other people. Failing to have sex by her 30s means she's actually working to avoid human contact.

A guy not having sex just means he's not putting any worthwhile effort into making it happen.

>>80414712
Jesus crist what the fuck are they even considered humans

>>80423376
I have no idea what their culture is so I have no idea if I should trust their word that they're virgins

Idubbz lost his virginity at 25
Bruce Campbell at 23
there's hope for you guys

>>80423859

Wtf, Bruce was a fucking stud though. Still is.

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>this guy was nice and supportive
>kills herself rather than give him a chance

it's not like he was a creepy jerk or anything. What would it hurt to give him one chance?

>>80424037
I don't care how much you love the movie

Think objectively about the production of Evil Dead and tell me it's not the dorkiest fucking thing ever

>>80414572
Wrong thread, Tony.

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I kinda envy virgins at this point. It's better to not know how great it is and just not think about it rather than remembering how fucking great it felt to make a girl tremble on your dick. Last time i got any was 4 months ago, every fucking day i think back to what i had and squandered. There's always hope though, if not in real life then at least on fucking tinder.

>>80426047
But not only is he handsome he is also extremely charismatic. That's not something you learn to do around when your brain is done growing.

>>80426699
In a way the lucky ones are the virgins who shoot themselves before they reach 30... really... makes ya think.

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>>80426895
Not really, i mean if you're nearing 30 and are determined not to fuck anyone until then, just wait and see if the wizard meme is true. I know i would :=)

>>80423180
So you do recommend telling her beforehand?

>>80426699
>It's better to not know how great it is and just not think about it rather than remembering how fucking great it felt to make a girl tremble on your dick.
Lol not at all, dude.

>>80419769
Well. At least for me, the first time i lost virginity when I was 25 I had to lie to her that I wanst a virgin. I lied because I told the truth before, but it didn't work, many many times girls wouldn't text me back or pretend they had something else to do when they found out I was a virgin.

Girls aren't into betas.

>>80427040
>>80426699
getting ass-fucked by david bowie means you're still a virgin, kiddo

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>>80427632
I don't think it's possible to stay a virgin if you get fucked by Bowie. The man exudes sex

>>80427475
I'm saying i'd prefer the fantasy over the real life knowledge that it really isn't as great as i always thought it would be you know. Like when you see blowjobs or chicks using their tits to jerk you off. They look really good, and to an extent it feels good to have someone touch your dick, but nobody is ever going to do you better than your own hand. Only thing that i think you can't replicate on your own is the feeling of cumming inside, everything else is just preamble.

>>80426699
>>80427040
ebin

>>80425960
she didn't notice him, she was always busy with her problems

>>80423859
>tfw im older than virgin bruce campbell
feels bad man

Halp.>>80427876

>>80425960
>I would rather die then date a man with a slightly receding hairline

female privilege in a nutshell

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>people still believe in virginity

There is no such thing as a female virgin

Virginity is a social construct.

>>80428752
kek

>>80425960
Imagine if you found a girl attractive, and some uglier chick kept bothering you and trying to get some dick. I don't know about you but knowing that the person i like doesn't see me that way and that a girl that is way uglier is all i'm able to get is a pretty depressing thought honestly

Why do you faggots care so much about her?

THIS MOTHERFUCKER DESERVES THE BIOPIC

Budd "High Score" Dwyer

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>>80419544
>those eyes

>>80431544
If I was suicidal over being alone, I'd take the ugly chick.

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>>80431750
Yeah but it's just not the same thing when you have strong feelings for another person. How you gonna take the uglier person you feel no connection to? It's like putting a band-aid on a gaping wound.

>>80431544
This desu, I know that feel. I think lowering your standards/your aim is dangerous, emotionally. But I'm still depressed and alone so I don't know if that's good advice.