King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962)

>>80413621
ENDING THIS MYTH
Japanese version
>Kong and Godzilla go in ocean
>Kong comes out and swims away
>both roars heard over the end title

Us version
>Kong and Godzilla go in ocean
>Kong comes out and swims away
>only kongs roar is heard over the end title

He wins in both versions

MOTHRA > ALL

>>80413680

>go fight Godzilla in water
>oh shit apes are shite at fighting in water
>scramble out like a huge bitch
>I won

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS YOU SONUVABITCH

>>80413789
Toho issued a statement on it and declared Kong winner

As shady as it sounds, he officially won

>>80413789
exactly, godzilla lives in the water, kong chimped out

>>80413819
It was shady as fuck. Why was his hand broken?

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>>80413819

Wow, fuck you Toho

How will King Kong win in the 2020 version?

Godzilla is 10 times his size, can breath atomic fire etc

>>80413944
by throwing shit at big-g

>>80413819
Toho also said it was a draw.

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>>80413621
>Making King Kong bigger
>Giving him the electric ability too
This is a horrible match fixing

>>80413944
He's only a teenager in Skull Island which is in the past.
By the time he's older during Godzilla's time he's grown up

>>80413944
They'll be a scenario where Kong gets bigger from radiation or some bullshit like that

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>>80414100
>wwe ladder match
>pacific rim mechs out of nowhere

>>80413944
he'll tear off a bunch of Godzilla's dorsal fins and put him in a headlock
Godzilla will have a subtitle "i can't breathe"

>>80414047
it's a pretty fucking bad movie overall honestly but it was intended as satire so what can you say?

>>80414091

But his parents in Skull Island was similar size to him currently

>>80414100

Makes sense

>>80414192

Now we are getting somewhere

>>80413988

You solved it

>>80413988
He's a Gorilla not an Indian

>>80413944
They said that Kong is still growing

>>80414519
Kek
>>80414319
Could be in Kong years. He's been around long before WWII, at the least.

>>80414614


Even still, Kongs parent were his current size, also how did Kongs parents die to the crawler Kong killed? 3 giga apes (and 2 big ones at that) could not kill this lizard? boggles the mind

>>80413621
Who will win in the new one?

>kong Godzilla fight
>aliens show up to invade earth
>they wink at each other
>do the tag team punch towards the camera at same time
>cut to black
>2 B continued

>>80414821
What boggles your mind dumbass? Who gives a shit what size his parents were? Do you know the age they died? Do you know that they were finished growing? And who gives a shit, it's not real, they will write him however fucking big they want

>G14 tanks a nuke
>K17 gets fucked up by a helicopter rotor

I want to see the big G stomp Kang into the dirt

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