http://www.iammajor.me/

>>80412963
well done

This viral marketing campaign needs to stop.

BE GONE SHILLS

>>80413254
this

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>>80412963

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>>80412881

>>80413351
Kek

>>80413024
>not I AM OOGA BOOGA COUNTING ON IT
back to meme school

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>>80412881

>>80414176

√

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>>80414099

>>80414369
>Newington CT
Bruh I'll be right over.

>>80414369
Interesting, I'm quite close to there

>>80414433
source me my friend cloister

>>80414616
nice

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>DUDE WHAT IF WE GOT PEOPLE TO MARKET OUR MOVIE FOR US

if you're not getting paid to use that site you're fucking retarded

>>80414635
>>80414616

i was going to say there probably arent many left on this site who can relate to this

>>80414674
are you telling yourself this train-wreck of a promo is going to actually make people want to go see tis film?

thats hilarious

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>>80414674
>STOP HAVING FUN REEEEEEE

Fuck off.

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>>80413058
>Amazon
>using a Skyrider image

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>>80414826
You piece of human shit.

>>80414536
Evilangel, elsa jean. Slut tryouts 2 i think

>>80414734
>telling yourself

baneposting generated millions

>>80414811

That's the joke son.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6_ctkElxBg

>>80414826
kkmşi

>>80414918
Ah. I was unaware of this meme.

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>>80415016

Everybody gets one.

>>80415002

sonuvabitch

>>80414826
(you)

>>80415133
MURPHY, YOU'RE READING MIRANDA RIGHTS TO A CORPSE.
Robocop 2 is underrated.

>>80415177

While weaker than 1, it's still pretty fucking good.

CAIN LET'S STEP OUTSIDE

>>80415177

It suffered badly for the lack of a Basil Poledouris score. It'd have been so much better with one.

>>80414659

fuck you, I laughed

>>80414826
faggot

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Stop having fun right now

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>>80413943
Underrated

Can anyone please point out which one of these is supposed to be funny?

>>80415581
I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm

>>80414674

People did the same thing with the VVitch promo website, and The Martian. It's called having a laugh, you should try to relax your butthole sometime.

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Surprised nobody made this earlier

>>80415558
Here you go pham
>>80413024
>>80413288
>>80414301
>>80414488
>>80414616
>>80414659
>>80415002

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>>80412881

theres gotta be a "he will not divide us gag" here somewhere

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>>80415722
>>80414826
>>80414626
>>80414369
>>80414237
>>80414138
So, you're wondering how best to fix 4chan? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, shitskin nigger pedophile that that spams pictures of Elsa Jean relentlessly. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, shitskin nigger pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix 4chan.

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>>80414826

>>80414826
fuck off

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~̡̛̹̠̻̮̗͎͍ͤ͑̎͋̉̽ͫ́ͯ̑̋͐̍ͣ͘͠

>>80412881
haha, classic /tv/ thread

>>80414826
respond to this, die tonight

Most of these are facebook-tier garbage humor. Seriously neck yourselves boring cunts.

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>>80415823
FuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUCK

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>>80415813

>>80414811
>he doesn't get the memes

>>80414826
Also fuck you

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>>80416038

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>>80414659

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>>80415813

>>80413376
underrated

>>80416268
surprised it took this long for someone to make that

>>80412881

MODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>80416482
>Surpise

So close.

>>80416540
shhh, it's all paid for

ITT 12-grit level retards literally advertising a movie for the movie company with no sense of originality, wit or comedy. It's a fucking overlay effect and white test with a logo on the bottom. I want to believe every poster here is actually a paid shill, but i'm pretty sure its just the redditors thinking they're being funny.

>>80416603
it's always /v/eddit

>>80416609
This looks like CP. The van is on its way.

>>80416475
/thread

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>>80412881

>>80416603
The filenames give a lot away, e.g.
>>80416157
>>80416344
>>80416485
>>80416609
>>80416658

You can also tell this guy has posted 3 of these seperately:
>>80416638

This one has posted 4:
>>80415812

And that this one has unironically ripped one from another thread (I can't believe there is more than 1 of these):
>>80416270

This is blatant shilling.

id forgotten this movie existed until 10 of these shill threads popped up, they all deserve a raise

>>80416947
upvote reddit style

>>80415645
>>80414744
>hur look at how satirical we are making in jokes and fun of this silly viral marketing
No dum dums, this is exactly what they want you to do, and none of them are funny.

I AM MAJOR ME

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>>80414826
-_-

>>80416814
>I Am Triggered
>I Am Major

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>>80417043
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>>80416947
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>>80416738
>>80416724

>>80412881

Almost 10 threads with this shill

Congrats Mods

>>80417008
You do realize that people are free to make memes and not go watch the movie itself, right?

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My first attempt.

>>80417303
>to make memes
go to /trash/, /v/eddit or /s4s/. None of the shit posted here is worth even one repost.

>>80412963
F

>>80417303
Funny, because a lot of these memes are reposted from the first thread.

>>80415581
Heh'd

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My fav

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How did they get that mixed up?

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>>80417254
>people having silly fun
>OMG MODS MODS REEEE
also this is only the 4th thread

>>80417256
WTF I love Ceporn™ now!

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>>80412881

>>80414826
hello

>>80414826
Nooo

>>80415813
I know exactly who the guy is, actually. It's not just one person, believe it or not. But I know their names, faces. The wheres and the who's and the why's.

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This thread is funnier than the other one.

>>80416073

Wow, fuck you for reminding me of this, that quote has stuck with me forever.

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>>80414826
I hate you, pal

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>>80420691
Way to go Randy Bo Bandy

Can't wait to see this movie that I had no interest in seeing now that /TV/ has been posting these funny memes

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>>80423453