This is the the thing who insists she's not plus size?

>>80408946

"Plus" size implies that there's something else there.

>>80408946
I would fuck the shit out of her, I dont even care she isnt funny she is just the type of fatty I would destroy, they love to do nasty shit.

It really eats you up inside, doesn' it, cloister? The fact that no woman would ever find a troll who jerks off in his basement, all day, attractive in any way.
That's why you attack women every day.
You're pathetic.

>>80408946
Lol that comedy special has a one star rating on netflix. Fucking blatant nepotism

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>>80408946
reminder: she is next years lead actress in the live action Barbie movie

In America her amount of fat is average.
Thus she's not a plus size.

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Friendly reminder that she dated this.

>>80408946
She is not pulse sized, she is +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ sized. (all clothing is + sized)

this special WAS hilarious though

>>80408946
Amy Pigmore

>>80409154
More like Barbecue

>bitching about twitter in your stand-up act
Is this what "comedy" is now?

Damn bruh she has some broad ass shoulders, is it genetic like cgm or is it because of the weight?

>>80409045
is cloister a new meme insult or something

i dont know what you mean by that

She looks like a cabbage patch kid whose body never caught up with their face.

So she's 20 pounds overweight? Who really cares when shes sucking that dick?

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>>80408946
>I know, let's cast this boar that is always rants about vaginas as Barbie, the doll.
>Brilliant Mr. Executive! Girls will love it!

>>80409027

This. Fat chicks do more stuff, I just typically have to turn the lights out.

I'd hatefuck Schumer because I find her incredibly annoying.

>>80411137
I care, because I'm not a filthy degenerate Zoophile.

>>80411228

So you'd rather the normal zero amount of dick sucking you get now? Fucking fag.

>>80411137
Shes a bit more then 20lbs overweight,friend.

>>80411289

Sure if you like spooky skellentons.

>>80411314
Shes pretty big though,look at her fucking arms

>>80411216
Just make sure to pull out before you cum, or her instinct will kick in and she'll bite your dick clean off.

>>80411090
Thank you. I was wondering the same thing.

Chubby chaser here...Amy Schumer is hideous. Not even a good fatty.

>>80411090
Either a bunch of threads on /tv/ are made by the same guy, or some guy is so paranoid to think that any thread he doesn't like is made by the same guy. I don't even know which is sadder.

>>80408946
Her pussy stinks really bad.

>>80408946
She's size 6-8.... I get that boys will be boys but cummon

>>80408946
>muh unattainable gender expectations

no toys are in proportion

none, fuck, this whole century is shit so far

>>80408946
She has really small hands.

WHYS HER GODDAMN HEAD SO FUCKING SMALL

>>80411194
>mr executive
>not mr jew

>>80411273
Than get my dick sucked by Amy Schumer? Yeah. If that makes me a faggot, I'm very proud to be gay.

>>80413477
Its the latter, some autist is spamming his "I know its your, cloister" in every thread he doesnt like. Sometimes he also brings up another fictional character, cats.

And unless I had written this last sentence, he would now quote me and link to an archive page showing some tripfag named cloister. A sad autist indeed.

>>80413748
because shes disgustingly fat

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average size in America

>>80409174
America is plus sized

It's a pretty bad health epidemic that people are afraid to address

>>80413771
>he thinks there a single media executive that isn't Jewish

Son you got a life of learnin ahead of ya

>>80413860
Anal leakage is my fetish.

>>80413686
I'll bet you a hundred dollars she is a size 14 or higher.

Kristina Hendricks is a size 14.

Also hilariously enough all celebs are lying about their dress size unless they are a size 4-8.

Liars: Melissa McCarthy claims to be an 18. THICC Aguilera claims to be a size 4. J-Lo is likely fibbing in the other direction as she claims she is a 6 but is probably smaller than that. KIm Kardashian is probably fibbing a bit when she claims she hovers between sizes 4-8.

Truth tellers: Aniston, size 0-2. Hendricks size 14. Monica from friends size 0.

>>80414196
Have you ever seen a real woman irl?
That's the size of woman you get unless you're Eroll Flynn

>>80408946
if it bother her so much I guess we can say SUM size.

>>80413860
wtfs going on with americans? why do they shit themselves at walmart?

She's ^ size

>>80411194
>lets get some handsome buff Chad as her love interest

>>80415091
Like in trainwreck, where she fucks a bunch of athletes and gets a rich doctor to fall in love with her because she's quirky and unique.

>>80411194
where is her jaw

>>80409045
>White knighting celebrities at all.
Hang yourself reddifaggot. You're literal fucking cancer.

>>80411090
GUY WHO SPROUTS CLOISTER AS INSULT IS JUST REBBIT SJW

>>80413686 is wrong
>>80414196
In the us since every one is fat and all fats are offended to being reminded their condition, they make the clothes larger without changing the number of size. Or they categorize bigger clothes in a size smaller.
here's a link:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanity_sizing
"Vanity sizing, or size inflation, is the phenomenon of ready-to-wear clothing of the same nominal size becoming bigger in physical size over time.[1][2] This has been documented primarily in the United States and the United Kingdom. Vanity sizing tends to occur where clothing sizes are not standardized, such as the U.S. market.[3][verification needed] In the United States, although clothing size standards exist (i.e., ASTM), most companies do not use them any longer."

They can't even assume their clothes sizes so they changes the clothes sizes to not hurt their fee-fees

>>80409196
People I we better watch what I do
I've never been funny but my dad's a famous Jew
If you ever insult me my lawyer can sue
IM HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD IM HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD

>>80413860
>>80415025
Indians detected