I WAS IN THE POOL!

White whores deserves to get killed

>>80408472
LITTLE

WHITE

Shut the fuck up cloister you mongoloid.

/POL/ NERDS

I MEAN JEWISH

How small was it?

I can go from less than 1 inch when soft to 6.5 inches with an erection, I would be mad if someone saw me in my soft state.

>>80408549
>asian

>>80408549
>6.5 inches
Nice meme, dicks can't grow bigger than 3 when erect.

>>80408580
I'm not asian, are they known for being growers? I think the stereotype is just that they have small penises, like 4.9 average.

>>80408614
What do you mean by that?

>>80408809
>the stereotype is just that they have small penises, like 4.9 average.

lol they wish they had a 4.9 inch average

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ITT: insecure whitebois trying to make themselves feel better despite their inadequacy

SPH

george got her good with the lobster though, so it all worked out

>>80408866
>SPH
Small Penis House

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>>80408549

holy shit, are you me? just under 7 inches when hard, but my dick can get insanely small when flaccid

I'm also 6'6" so my flaccid penis probably looks even smaller than it already is

>tfw 8 inch flaccid lenght
feelsgoodman

>>80408809
>What do you mean by that?
What do I mean? Penises can't grow bigger than 3 inches, the average is 1,5 inches 2 if you're lucky.

>>80409104
Has anyone ever seen you in your flaccid state? How did they react? Do you avoid urinals?

One of the effects of having a penis like this is that I have to masturbate once a week to see it grow, otherwise I get depressed.

Sometimes I'm walking in the streets and I know my penis is in its smallest possible size and it makes me sad, too.

>>80409266
that's only true for white people
the avareage black penis is 9 and half inch long

Suck him big, Jerry. And chain up Elaine in the corner, so she can watch.

>>80409357
Stop memeing, penises can't grow past 3 inches.

>>80409408
that's not the case for black ppl

>>80409353

I'm a permavirgin, so no one of importance has seen my dick. The only one who has seen my flaccid penis is a female doctor.

As for urinals, it grows considerably when I'm taking a piss, so I don't mind.

>>80408472
>i was in the pool
>i'm a grower not a shower
>it's cold
>i'm drunk

Why do white guys always have a lame excuse for their small penises?

Mmm, I love seeing your lips around Georgies cock Jerome. I wish I could join you but I'm chained up in the corner.

>>80408472
wtf is it only me or is george jacked under that fat look at his quads for fucks sake

>>80409453
Excuse me, are you a doctor, have you been in contact with many penises to know their sizes?

>>80409484
Why did you show your penis to the female doctor?

>>80409555
no, i'm a white woman

>>80409580
She asked to have a look at it and grabbed my balls a little.

>>80409595
Exactly, you don't even have a penis, please refrain from talking about things you don't know about.

>>80409547
Theres actually a line in the show where jerry mentions to elaine that george is ridiculously strong. Can't remember the episode but yeah.

>>80409614
She was horny, you should have fucked her.

>>80409580
>>80409614 - not me

Testicular torsion on one testicle. She even managed to fix it by pressing some muscle in my groin.

>>80409595
Prove it ya fake clit monster

>>80409683
No. She just held them and told me to cough.

Although her tongue was sticking out the corner of her mouth a tiny bit and she kind of rolled one between her thumb and forefinger just before letting go so idk.

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>>80409703
>Testicular torsion on one testicle
Fug.

>>80409783

my dick was extra small at that moment, believe me! The pain was intense.

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>>80409762
https://youtu.be/qsxfcPk3zNk

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>>80409703
>Testicular torsion
Oh wow, I had thought it only existed as a joke in that Venture bros episode. Sounds horrifying.

Reminder that you don't need a big dick to properly impregnate a bitch.
Reminder that nobody cares about a womans opinion, except leftist nu-males and sjw pachyderms.
Reminder that you all sound like fucking homosexuals.
Reminder that something derogatory about niggers because that's really all they have to them.

And now gas yourselves. Disgusting all-I-think-about-is-dick-faggots.

>>80410189
Pipe down, alt-right manbaby virgin.

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>>80410189
>He doesn't think about his dick

>>80410189
Nu-right wingers are mentally challenged.

>>80410189
>He doesn't cocktalk with the bros

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>>80410274
>>80410356
>right
Left and right, that's all your raisin brains can imagine.

>>80410346
>>80410380
Despite the phallus being superior than any other limb, I'm not a faggot.

>>80410527
It's not gay.

>>80408809
>I'm not asian
>less than 1 inch when soft
pick one

>>80410638
I'm not asian and I don't even have an inch.

>>80410638
I might be like 5% black, but I definitely don't have any asian connection.

>>80409783
>>80409934
>tfw I had testicular torsion as a kid but was too embarrassed about it to tell my parents or a doctor so I untwisted it myself in a restaurant bathroom after I couldn't take the pain anymore

I have never sweat harder in my life than that moment. I was drenched when it was over.

>>80410703
How big it gets?

>>80408549
>>80410703
Jesus Christ what kind of people are on this board

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>>80410711
>I might be like 5% black
How?

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>>80409104
>>80408549

My dick is really small when flaccid too.

It's also small when erect

>>80410715
Jesus.

>>80409104
Flaccid penis is cute

My gf laughs at my penis when it shrinks. I'm 7.5x6.5 when fully hard but I can shrink down to like 2 inches with baby girth.

She plays with it and makes the noises girls make when they play with babies.
>ohh doodie booboo hahahahah

>>80410732
It doesn't I just have a hole on the skin and inside there's something that looks like a shirt button with my urethra.

>>80410736
I'm a normal person.

>>80408472

3-4 inches flaccid 5-7 inches when erect

these are the world wide ranges of typical male human anatomy for the cock

if you're below this you're small, if you're above these you're large, if you're in the middle then you're one the most average motherfuckers on the planet

>>80410715
I'm sweating reading this
Once in a while I get a strange pull like a stretched cord kinda feeling
Is that it? Precursor to?
towel.jpg

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>>80410814

>>80410835
>normal person
No bro

>>80410912
You You can You can say bro now?

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>tfw about 4 inches soft and almost 7 erect

>>80410527
see
>>80410274

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>>80408472
post paintable memes or you'll never not have pool dick.

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>>80411285

>>80411285
use a smaller brush next time you fucking cuck

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>>80411351

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>>80411285

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>>80411285
superior qt

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>>80411285

>>80411351

micropenis is 1 inch and under, fuck off

>>80411605
t. under 8 inches dicklet

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>>80411346
doing
>>80411408
already printed after last time
>>80411527
saved
>>80411588
printing
>>80411377
I'l do what I dang want

>>80411351
wow, time to suicide I guess

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>>80411285

>>80411845
You know those are pretty good, but are you really going to show them to people?

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>>80411285
court spc232

>tfw pencil dick

it hurts lads

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>>80411285

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>>80411527
really well casted

she makes me want to drop everything and move to the midwest to marry a weird midwest girl

I'll probably never use my dick again but, it's a baby dick when flacid, it's disgusting.
Erect is decent.

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>>80411285

>>80411351
>dicklet janitor mod deleting the post

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>>80411285

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>>80412400
on deck with stop invincible son, once I get done with muh blue period memes, painted to depressing Jon Brion music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA_ubhYgjAc
>>80412451
am I not doing that?
>>80412524
saved
>>80412621
saved. think I got a stoned ricky too
>>80412649
best 5evr
>>80412677
redpill me
>>80412760
who this?

>>80412990
>who this?

You don't know? Ummmmm...

>>80412760
god DAMN this lady's fucking face triggers me

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>>80411285

>>80410846
What if I'm 2 inches flaccid and 7 inches erect?

>>80413399
2 inches below avarage

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>>80411285

>>80413497
That doesn't make any sense especially because girls don't want to fuck a flaccid dick

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>>80413523
damn it, you post this in the morning too?

>>80413518
I mean your erect size

Tfw i remember being 16 and asking my 14 to gf if she ever seen a dick go from soft to hard before. So i got her to run my balls so it went from soft to hard.

I still remember her face like "oh wow OH MY GOD!"

Now i have a boner thinking about it.

>>80408549

If it's freezing cold outside, my dick can get as small as an inch. But when I'm aroused I can grow up to almost 7 inches.

I hope I never have a pool moment.

>>80413623
>tfw I didn't any sex since high school
>almost 6 years

>>80408890
>the lobster

This reminds me that I never see that particular kino discussed here. Has anyone seen it?

>>80413623
it's not that hard to remember 4 years ago, anon

Last year I working in a hole and it was winter and it was raining, when I got out of the hole I was soaking and freezing, when I got home I went straight to the shower, when I saw my dick I almost screamed in shock, my dick looked like a peanut, my 4 inch soft dick usually hangs like a heavy pendulum, I just hope that no one ever sees it like that.

>>80414205
I was*

>>80408472
The fact that she leaves the door open was more inconsiderate than the laugh.

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>>80413332
saved
>>80413511
ehh

>>80414317
Nice.

>>80414317
Do you also participate in those mspaint draw threads?

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>>80414317

>>80410912
Yeah its pretty normal for people to be much smaller flaccid than they are erect.

>>80408549

my dick does the same thing, are you circumcised?

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>>80414419
thanks bud
>>80414579
did once
>>80414799
saved

sick and goddamn tired of looking at dennis' shitty face face

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>>80409353

Grower here, hope you're still reading this and I hope it helps:

Showering during basic training was awkward in the beginning, the only time I showered with other guys. Make sure you shave you crotch because that makes it look a little less worse. Also, if a guy criticized your penis you have the full right to call him a faggot.

My girlfriend was genuinely surprised when she first saw it, but she doesn't matter because 6" erect.

>>80408472
As well was I, George. As well was I...

>>80409353
Not the guy you're asking but I'm also a grower not a shower. 1" flaccid 7" maximum overboner.

To the point; when I was a freshman in college I invited this girl over to my dorm and we got down to the dirty deeds done dirt cheap with relatively little foreplay, as a result I was only sporting a chub when she went for the succ. She pulled down my briefs and looks up confused at my little wee wee. I told her to keep going and in a few minutes she was visibly shocked at the growth

It doesn't always turn out this way. Sometime the initial confusion of the girl is a huge turn off and its impossible to get hard.

You win some you lose some