>post in thread >it dies

>>80403105
hello is this /sp/

>>80403105
I know these feels

>>80403105
>make earnest OP sharing your deep feels
>first reply "shut the fuck up"

>>80403159
>Try to be a good guy and help out OP.
>"kek check out this faggot"

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>someone makes a thread competing with mine
>as soon as it gets bumped once, post in it once telling everyone to ignore it since mine was posted first
>patiently ensure that my thread is always kept above the other one in the catalog
>bump every thread below the other guy's one in the catalog so it gets closer to page 10
>make a bunch of dumb threads to slide the board
>giggle hysterically as my thread survives and the other one gets archived
im not proud of myself

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I'm critically addicted to explanation marks I need to leave 4chan

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>>80403270

sup /heem/

schaub bless

>>80403105
>tfw I get told I look like a longer/darker-haired version of Conor McGregor at least once a week
Feels breddy gud, except that I'm not in as good of shape as he is

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>>80403293

>>>/trash/

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>>80403105
>post in thread
>get a (you)
>go to check it
>thread deleted

>>80403105
That happened to me a while back.
For like a month straight 90% of my posts were the last thing to be said.
You start to wonder whether you're naturally inclined to end conversations.

>>80403293
I only care about the (you)s when you're having a little bit of fun

>>80403159
>Make a solid and earnest post
>Thread gets pruned
>Return to catalogue
>BBC
>Pedo
>Gossip

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>make thread
>zero replies

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>>80403105
>>80403155
>>80403159
>>80403190
>>80403270
>>80403293
>>80403393
>>80403443
>>80403444

Looks like (You)s are back on the menu boys

>Post in thread
>YOU'LL DO NUTTIN'

>>80403444
trips of truth. An honest, well thought out thread can 404 in 10 mins but a barely disguised pedo thread stays up for hours and hits 300

>>80403499
Dubs confirm

>that fucking feel when you're an irl thread killer
Everytime I speak everyone just shuts up

>>80403499
>(...y)-(you) too

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>They don't know about the secret shadow bans where you can post and you'll see the post but no one else will

I couldn't pry open your eyes with a crowbar, you poor blind fools.

>>80403555
Is this a dril tweet?
Also, CZECHED

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>it's a kys (You)

>>80403155
>>80403444
>>80403499
>>80403500
>>80403555
We got some radical numericals in this threaderino, kemosabez

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>>80403622
Seems we do indeed

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>>80403550
>tfw in high school you just used to stand in a circle with people you were half friends with the entire recess time and not say a single thing and when you did try and make a joke or something everyone would just ignore it

>>80403651
STOP IT

>>80403499
OP here, this is my second post dum fagit

>when you can't compete with a BLACKED thread

hard to discuss movies these days

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>>80403105
>watch kino
>want to eagerly discuss it with /teevee/
>make thread
>Archived at 0 replies

>>80403393
>>80403293
What app?

>>80403680
literally just happened to me. Where the fuck were you when I wanted to talk about My Winnipeg?

>>80403678
Blacked threads are great

>>80403705
4chan X chrome extension

>post in thread
>instantly deleted

Everytim

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>>80403651
>recess
You wot?

>>80403831
Home schooled too?

>>80403732
I admit I like to partake in those, it's just good old fun

>>80403839
Naw but recess was 25 years ago timeisaharshmistress.jpg

>>80403852
I fapped to a vid I saw on a blacked thread a couple days ago. The porn is SUPER vanilla. The black guy is hella gentle and it's always got crazy good production values. For being "edgy" interracial porn it was boring as fuck.

>>80403831
i think he means """""nutrition break"""""""""""

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>>80403874

>>80403105
connor is an insufferable shit, hope he wraps the lambo around a telephone poll

>>80403877
why is nigga porn so popular? i was just on x hamster and there were at least 5 interracial vids on the top rated weekly shit

i admit i jerked it to a few niggas defiling a white girl, it was good but i usually dont care for interracial

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Writing out anything but a shitposty one-liners to farm you is useless almost anywhere on 4chan.
The nature of 4chins just doesn't allow it.

I can't imagine how much time I have spent typing out a substantial reply only for it to be gone 20 minutes later as the thread slides into the archive.

quality thread

>>80403914
This picture sums it up bruh
Where's the Nexus please

>>80403929
pretty much this. Problem is if you don't keep up the skills of a more involved discourse you lose the ability. Hence why we are here forever.

>>80403550
This. Dude wtf.

>>80403918
It's really hot when it's amateur shit especially when it's a few blacks running a train on someone's wife. Before you guys call me a cuck I'd never let my gf fuck anyone else regardless of their race but it's hot watching someone else's gf or wife clicking them

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>>80403915
IF YOU'RE SO MAD WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETIN ABOUT IT YEH?

YOU'LL DO NUTTIN'!

YOU'LL DO NUTTIN'!

>>80403918
it looks more degrading for the girl, thats the whole point of porn, facials, anal, rough sex everything is designed to be humilliating.
What sucks is that niggas cant fuck for shit, whats the point of a 9 inch dick if your only gonna stick it in halfway.

>>80403968
Gateway drug to full of cuckshed

>>80403929
>>80403961

That's what greentext is for my dudes.

Open the discourse by way of greentext to create your thesis and supporting points.

Then while you wait for the You's and start writing up a post of substantial length to post expediently so that the thread doesn't get slid.

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>>80403105

>thread has 100+ posts with at least one post per minute
>post a clever response to someone
>go make dinner
>come back to find the thread archived with my post last

>>80403976
That's the sad fact about BBC, it's literally TOO big to use effectively

>>80404005
Very frist "theory of 4chan" post i've ever agreed with.

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>>80404015

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>>80403362
>be at uni
>get paired with some guy I've never spoken to for group project
>first thing he says to me
>'how often do you get told you look like Benedict Cumberbatch?'
>never been told this
>starts calling me Dr. Strange everytime he sees me
>more classmates start doing it too
>professor called me Dr. Strange today

i hate leaving my house

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>hear a song you like on the radio while driving
>get home and go to look it up
>can't remember the lyrics

>>80404057
That's pretty funny Doctor

>>80403105
>make out long detailed post, someone replies and gives me what i want
>lose all interest and never reply

>>80404068
Cool storybro

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>>80404068
>go to radio stations website
>look at recently played

or listen to the radio station again bro

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>make post
>get a lot of (you)'s
>don't feel any sense of satisfaction whatsoever

>>80404057

That might be a pretty cool way to pick up girls, actually. Fake a British accent and introduce yourself as the guy who played Sherlock (girls love that show for some reason)

>>80403105
>go into a waifu thread with a lot of replies hoping for some good pics I can add to my collection
>that fucking pedo poster appears and shits up the thread
Every fucking time.

>>80403996

This. Remember when you thought anything gay was gross and then you started getting boners and eventually fapping to traps? You keep watching interracial shit you'll be trying to get a gf just so she can get melanin enriched in front of you. That's how that shit works. That's why the hardest I ever go is incest porn and fucking my third cousin.

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>>80403960
especially the hairline

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>make what seems like a well reasoned argument
>suddenly a bunch of anons reply with stuff that makes you question what you know
>it turns into an internet gang rape with people calling you a fucking retard faggot
>cry and close the thread

>>80404114
You've left nothingness for emptiness. I'd just move to the woods and be a hermit at this point if I was you.

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>Get GET
>Lots of (You)s are popping up
>Post gets deleted
>"You are banned"

>>80404110
Sadly I was flipping through stations so I don't remember that either... but I guess I hunt around next time in the car.

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>leave threads you posted in open overnight
>no yous
think you guys intentionally ignore me

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>Listen to RiFF RaFF once
>Start drinking cough syrup and spent a thousand dollars on throwback Jordans on ebay in the past week

>>80404127
>not just choosing one of the replies and trolling him to make yourself feel better
Rookie mistake

>>80403914
>tfw your plan to re-enter the Nexus is wrecked because the dumbass Durass sisters can't even use a cloaked ship correctly

>>80404147

>make a thread
>is on-topic
>over three hundred replies
>two days later after you completely forgot about it and the thread is still somehow alive
>go to post on a different board
>"You are banned! This ban will expire in 11 days, 10 hours and 43 minutes."
>Reason: Off-topic

>>80404115
except I look nothing like him. I'm tall, thin and have wavy brown hair, but that's about where the similarities end

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>get a (You)
>it's a from a mass quoting faggot

>>80403105
This just happened to me in another board :(

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>>80404226

>>80404226
Is that shit a bannable offense yet?

>>80403929
>check the archive for discussion of a movie I was late to see
>can't respond to any of the well written posts

I'm sorry for not being on time, boys

>>80404188

Would you really get two weeks for off-topic? I usually just get warmed, but got three days on this board once, and it actually was kinda off-topic.

>>80404274
I got 3 days for a completely innocent thread that baited cunnybros. I think the mods are in on it.

>drunkpost some horrendously dumb and angry replies
>close thread

Feels good

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>>80404270

>well received new movie comes out
>don't have time to see it the first week
>must carefully scroll through catalog every time to avoid spoilers
>finally go see the movie
>people stop making threads about it

>>80404307
these are fun unless you get wrecked and check in next morning hung over and full of anxiety

>>80404157
yes we do

shit

>>80404309
>watch some really obscure artsy movie
>go to /tv/
>there's seventeen threads about it
it's called the Benedict Cumberbatch effect innit

>tfw whenever I try phoneposting now whatever ads are being used constantly stop the podcast I'm listening to
How do I fix this?

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>>80404307
>Drunkpost how the Jews are doing something I'm apparently mad about and they must get oven'd when I was drinking
>Don't remember when I wake up
>Go to post
>Warning or ban and I don't even remember posting it then have a good laugh at the post when I check out the ban
>mfw

>>80404409
Mel Gibson looks like he sucks cocks, always has. He's got a major case of "gay face".

>>80404422

>He thinks sucking cock is gay

What are you fucking gay?

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>post
>always get (You)'s

>>80404141
>Write a mean comment or a witty comeback
>Stop for a second and don't post it
>Close the thraed.

>>80404454
I thought the cleft palate was a mini hitler

>>80404473
>about to say something racist
>think about the NSA spying on me
>close thread

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>>80404477
>4477
>44
Something Hitler happened in 1944
>77
Star Wars was released in 1977 with Stormtroopers

>>80404493
NSA works with the Globalists so spreading raciscm is part of their plan to sieze power when the war between the west and islam finally goes nuclear. It'll be the US and Russia vs China and a handful of middleast nations with nothing to lose

>>80404123
I don't look like that
I'm sorry you do bruh

>>80403293

>tfw mine plays a sound
>a mixture of happiness and anxiety follows

@80404671
And you killed the thread

>>80403651
Happens to the best of em

This will be the last post in this thread

This will NOT be the last post in this thread

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>>80404788

I think I'm gonna start smoking crack when this snow storm passes. I think it's the logical next step in my life trajectory.

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Name a better feeling.

>>80404856
Shut up you stupid cunt

>>80404868
Having sex

>>80404886
nah

>>80404873
Nah, I don't think I will you fat pussy.

THIS THREAD IS NOW CHADS AND STACYS ONLY

FUCK OUT OF HERE WHINY SAD REDDIT9K REJECTS

How much pussy have you bros smashed in the past month? I've only fucked six girls since NYE but in my defense I'm in a LTR.

>>80404944
Two chicks if you're only counting sex, four if you're counting sex and oral.

>>80403996
It's more like I'm bored, I like BBC now but then a week later I move to mommy porn

>>80403918
I like it because their size is closer to mine, so it's more realistic.

>>80403976
>everything is designed to be humilliating
Naa the point is to have fun.
> if your only gonna stick it in halfway
It just takes a little bit of stretching, nothing more satisfying than seeing it being difficult at first then balls deep towards the end.

>>80404022
>Roasties don't exist
She's a big gal...
For you

>>80403929
That's not true, you just have to be interesting and relevant.
Try to think about who it is you're talking to and whether it warrants the extended format.

>>80404127
>When the entire board starts calling you a retarded faggot
>When you still know you're right and start juggling a thousand (you)s
>A quite minority starts agreeing
>The against faction splits, one half doubting your sincerity
>Thread hits critical mass and gets screen capped for humour/humiliation
>Find future postings of said image
>Shill in your favour
>Fresh eyes agree
>Screen cap never posted again
>Board culture permanently tweaked
Feels good man

>>80404473
Yeah, I almost felt like closing this post.
The act of typing it out gets it out your system and you lose interest.

>shitpost out of boredom
>it becomes an actual meme

it was the IM THE JOKAH BABY one. sorry about that.

>bumps thread even though it's been mediocre at best