Drive

The part during the opening scene where he steps on the gas and the engine roars into action, but he's still doing the same speed as the car in front of him

Make me the driver

Washing hands is mandatory.

Add more delicious violence

the director ha ha

In the stripclub when he tells Chris, "remember this?" and is about to take to his head with a hammer, instead of a bullet he's holding a dildo.

>>80400949
Less dialogue

Add "The River" also by Chromatics to the soundtrack.

Christina hendricks tits out

Make him wash his hands before shaking.

Get him a real car like a honda or swift

>>80400949
The driver has a one scene interaction with his gay lover.

Hey, /tv/, I was wondering do you know the difference between love and obsession? And what's the difference between obsession and desire?

make the last 1/4 of the movie somehow not totally shit

>>80400949

When the little kid is talking to him about sharks being bad guys, Driver realizes he's a bad guy and bites a chunk out of the kid's leg. Like a shark.

remove the toothpick shit

>>80401937
I liked the scene where you think he's dead then he blinks.. I just wish there was something more conclusive

Full penetration. And here's the twist... and there is a twist.

...

We show it. We show all of it.

>>80400949
better kills in the third act

the bad guy doesnt kill heisenberg cutting his arm, but instead shoots him

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Rooney as Irene

>>80400949
recast ron perlman. he was out of place. a clownish performance that belonged in a different movie.

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>>80404439
>the Jew doesn't ritually slaughter the goy in front of the star of David
It's like you didn't understand the movie

>>80400949
Inject an actual story
>'Romantic' arc leads nowhere + The girl is Uggo AF
>I'm only here for 5 memes
>Ending: I know you have to die, you know it, lets just die

Literally nothing happens

>>80401913
No

>>80401334
> Christina hendricks
is it a meme to call emily blunt christina hendricks or what? im not sure cause I used to think they are one person too.

>>80400949

Replace Ryan Gosling with Adam Sandler. And make him also replace Carey Mulligan with Adam Sandler in drag.

>>80404600
You can be driver talking like that
>Human Bean

Change "a minute on either side of that" to "a minute after that"

>>80401913
LIKE FOREVER EVER?

Make everything after the first 10 minutes like the first 10 minutes

>>80404625
haha it was on purpose

>tfw no good sharks

>>80404672
You just keep going

Record yourself saying:
>I Drive

>>80404733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sGyYArvKjn

Why is drive posting a thing again?

>>80404768
You sick fuck

>>80404805
you did not provide the evaluation of my qualifications as a ryan goslingesque driver though ? ? ?

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>>80404780

have the driver reveal his name is baby

Ps replace Carey mulligan with Michelle Williams.

>>80404826
Your performance would give reason for the film to actually have a story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzQY-nCp2Dw

>>80401913

I DONT EAT, I DONT SLEEP, I DO NOTHING BUT THINK OF YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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*blocks your path*
Hey Anon, want a toothpick?

I was surprised by how much the driver actually talked. I was expecting him to be almost completely silent.

>>80404939
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sGyYArvKjn

>>80400949
Make Irene's son and Standard white.

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>>80400949
>Let's say you were forced to change one thing about this movie, what would it be?

Driver would talk less.

Probably replace all the gore done in post with practical effects, aside from MOMMY getting headshot since that looked real good

>>80405526
Other than MOMMY what gore was overtly sfx?

Elevator smash was just a quick cut. You don't really see Oscar Isaac die. Albert Brooks' shadow gets killed, Ron Pearlman died in a Wide shot, Heisenberg was realistic looking blood. whomeye missing?

>>80405706
> whomeye missing?
whomeyevst'st've

>>80400949
In the beginning where they get spotted by the helicopter on the bridge. Drive Guy slams the gas pedal and you hear the car rev up but the car still moves as slow as every other car on the road.
I would make the car go faster.

>>80400949
Make all the cars he Drives manual transmission
The car chase scenes were ruined because the cars used were disgusting automatics

>>80400949
Make his death more explicit at the end. I get that Refn was going for ambiguity, but it just comes off as confusing. He dies, and the final driving scene is all in his mind as he slips away.

>>80407564
> He dies
why ? ? ? because you said so? fucking cunt.

>>80401913
Jeff?

>>80400949
the characters or the second half of the plot

>>80400949
Nic Cage every role.

>>80408231
lle haha my le good le sir from le reddit haha~

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>>80400949
I'd recast Elle Fanning as the driver

>>80400949
make the headstomp less terrible. fucking shane dawson did better effects