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Still want him to invite Leo and Brad over? Didn't think so.

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Still want him to invite Leo and Brad over?

Didn't think so.
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Why wouldn't he fix his knock knees with all his money?
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those are his nipples arent they
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>>80393688
>alright jonah, you're skinny again. you got your man bun and beard looking like Leo's, it's time for people to take you seriously for once. you got this, you're a serious hollywood actor.
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a celebrity losing weight and getting fit is not an accomplishment

they have all the money and nutrition and access to designer steroids in the world

not impressed at all

he'll still always be that fat fuck in my mind
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>>80393771

t. bitter poor fattie
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>>80393755
Fuck that blows. They probably flap in the wind as much as that shirt does.

That's twice now he's gotten skinny-ish, Can you even have skin removal surgery twice? His body is going to be a pile of scar tissue
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>>80393771
>he'll still always be that fat fuck in my mind

Padme said Anakin will always be that little boy she knew on Tatooine. Look how that turned out.
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What a stupid cunt, I wonder what it says in that heart tattoo on his arm.

probably 5 dollar foot long
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>>80393709

>fix

That's how god made him anon. There is no "fix" for the creator's divine image.

You fucking heretic.
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>>80393755
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>>80393921
>wonder
Did somebody say... WONDER?!?!?
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>>80393944
It's caused by childhood obesity. I'm a bible believing Christian but I have the same problem and I'm getting it fixed because it can cause arthritis.
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>>80393771
Agreed because they have all the time in the world, nutritionists and personal trainers to keep them motivated and don't have the stress and depression of other jobs.

However the major see-sawing of Jonah's weight can't be healthy for him.
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>>80393688
Uh yeah no I gotta go with uhh with a serious actor
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>>80393755
yep it's flab underneath
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>>80393771
Unironically this
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>>80393688
please for the love of god someone photoshop the two subway hoagies.
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>>80393996


I was just fucking with him. Glad you've pulled yourself out of obesity anon. Your body is a temple. Keep fighting. >/fit/
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>>80393771
t. fat piece of shit

Maybe if you didn't eat all the time like a fat lard, you might also lose weight.
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>>80394102
Thanks. 4chan ain't so bad
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>>80393688
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>>80393987
kek
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>>80394164
fuck off cunt
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These new pics? Damn. He's worked hard if so.
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>>80393688
props to him losing weight. it was bad at one point.
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>>80393996
You're a Bible? Fucking sentient books man.
Dios mio mi biblio!
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>>80393688

Haha, he looks even worse without all the fat, what a tough break.
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>>80393688
as a former fattie, i suffered from "fat face" where I lost a ton of weight but my head was disproportionate. So i just grew a sensible beard and it fit.
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did he have any good roles when he was xbox huge?

he should have taken advantage and gotten an oscar out of it

no other talented actors are that fucking fat
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>>80393688
Jesus Christ he looks awful, he looked better 21 Jump Street chubby
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>>80393688
A lot of bitter, rationalizing anons in this thread.

Jonah is looking better than me at the moment, and I applaud him at getting healthy. I say that regardless of his wealth and lifestyle. It may be easier for him, but that doesn't mean it is an excuse for the rest of us.
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>>80393952
lel u wish jonah
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>>80393688
So how long until he's fat again?

This guy's the king of the yoyo diet.
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:)
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>>80394363
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH JOHAH HILL'S WEIGHT?

HE'S FAT, HE'S THIN, HE'S FAT, HE'S THIN

"HEY....PICK A BODY TYPE AND STICK WITH IT"
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>>80394405
>Has to leave the bottom unbuttoned
FAT MAN IN A LIL COAT
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>>80394405
FAT GUY IN A LIL COAT

FAT GUY IN A LIL COAT
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>"wow that water looks so warm!"
>"i can't wait to see your new bikini kimberly"
>"so...how long have you know leo?"
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>>80393688

It'll tighten up, r-right guys?
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>Jonah Hill's first tattoo is on his forearm and it reads "Nancy Rules". He got this in honor of his grandmother. The second tattoo is a comical mustache on his right index finger.
Literally eddit
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>>80394549
>left to right
>9/10
>3/10
>8/10

fuck my life
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>>80393771
He'll go back to being fat in a year or two while saying it's for a """role""".
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>>80393688
Good thing he's jewish because that's not a cinematically aesthetic physique, his body is distractingly weird.
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>>80393688
>>80394276
Subway finally closed down.
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>>80394549
fixed

now you can fap properly anons
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>>80394508
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>>80393987
Lol
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>>80394613
>8/10

she's more of a low 7 or a high 6. she strikes me as someone who will get "Gin Face" or she's have to get plastic surgery.
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>>80394701
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>tfw no dicaprio friend
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>>80394842
Whered your ass go
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>>80394475
>buttoning the bottom
lol
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>>80394842
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>>80394928
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>>80394357
> wearing a jacket or sweatshirt during the summer to cover your manboobs
Know that too well pham
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>>80395022
>i heard you get sodomized quite often
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I want to believe he lost all that weight because the French chick's remark got to him that badly.
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>>80395264
What remark?
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>>80393688
>lose weight and gain weight again

He keeps repeating this, isn't that bad for health?

>want to be serious actor
>no one casts you since you're skinny and you're known for being a fat fuck
>get fat again for role
>lose weight again to try and be a serious actor

This guy
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>>80395270
https://youtu.be/Y90cC4qPgq4
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>>80393903
She actually never showed any interest in Anakin. There's a pretty decent possibility either Anakin or Palpatine were mind tricking her into being with him.
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Has anyone seen the unscripted episode where Brad Pitt kept bullying Jonah?

>the studio forced you on us
>you're not a serious actor
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>>80395380

He should try to maintain some light chub over muscle instead of going of from obese to Jonas brother body back and forh
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>>80395466
why did they change what he said in the closed caption. did local weather girl sound too demeaning or something
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>>80394178
Nipples are still disgusting and deformed
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these people who exercise always carrying a bottle or even a gallon of water like they are always thirsty or dehydrated.
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Props on him, as a former fattie I commend him.

I also have the loose skin problem. I went from 240 to 140 too fast. Even when I was working out a shitton it never tightened up, and even when I was 140 (around 160 now) I still felt kind of fat because my stomach was this caved in hellish mesh beneath Auschwitz tier thinness. Anyone know how to fix without surgery?
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>>80394096
>>80394276
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>>80393709
How do you know if you have knock knees? I think I might have them.

How do you fix them?
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>>80395962
>How do you know if you have knock knees?
You use your eyes.

>How do you fix them?
You neck yourself.
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>>80393688
fa/tv/irgins BTFO!!
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>>80393709
what the fuck are you talking about?
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>>80393952
Rekt
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>>80394178
>me on the left
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does the guy on the right really offend people THAT much?
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>>80393709
He doesn't have knock knees. He has overpronation. Look at his feet and how they roll inward when he steps. A lot of fat people have this.

I fixed this as soon as I lost the weight. You just have to fix your footing until it becomes normal again.
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>>80395962
google it. it's common in people who grew up as a fat kid.
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is this really a big deal?

he's done this before
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>>80395962
If your knees touch but your ankles don't, then you have knock knees. Mine are pretty noticeable. To fix it they do a knee osteotomy.
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>>80393688
Good job, buddy!
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>>80396116
These are very clearly knock knees
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>>80394276
Still getting his dick wet tho
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>>80394321
That's why you don't lose a ton of weight, fuckin tard
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>>80396185
Go back to bed Jonah
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>>80393688
the subway worked....damn
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>>80396114
>all that mass
>those tiny wrists/forearms
Looks like suffering
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>>80396144
Did you get yours fixed? Is surgery always required?
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>>80396463
Just be glad you don't have an elbowed penis.
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>>80396463
I haven't but I will in the near future. If you're done growing then you have to get an osteotomy. It's probably covered by insurance because it can lead to early onset arthritis. Plus it makes your legs look stupid.
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>>80396674
Post a pic of your legs
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>>80394357
DiCaprio is pretty fat himself, too.
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>>80394613
You need glasses? One on the right is pretty ugly.
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>>80393688
That's not healthy. And his nips will never be the same.
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>>80393688
When's that pic from? I swear I saw a pic of him around Christmas and he was 300ish pounds
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>>80396815
On 4chan? Fuck that
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>>80397045
>Morbidly obese person losing weight is not healthy

You have no excuse fatso
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>that look
>tfw you know you can lose the weight but still feel unhappy about yourself
>tfw when you know you will gain it back one day

iktfj
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>>80397084
Just post your legs.

We don't have to see anything else
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>>80397152
Not too noticeable
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When Jonah Hill got his first paycheck from Superbad, he had $11 to his name. The first thing his costar Michael Cera bought was a car. Jonah Hill bought two subs.
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>>80394178
what a gay fucking tattoo, I hope he gets fat again, he's obviously a retard
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I hope he gets fat again and suffers a stroke
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>>80395627

Probably a frog did the translation and didn't pick up on the nuance of the insult and went with a more literal translation "présentatrice".
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>>80397321

This thread is making me hungry for subway
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How did you former fat guys lose you weight? Any tips for this fatfuck here? probably something that isn't too extreme because I have scoliosis.
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>>80396200
No it's not. Look at how collapsed his foot arches are. There are two types of knock knees. The actual deformity and the one caused by poor footing/posture/obesity/overpronation.

The former needs surgery since it's usually hereditary and how your body grew. The latter is corrected through excercises and orthotic inserts.

Jonah just needs physical therapy so he can learn how to stop overpronation.
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>>80397572
>probably something that isn't too extreme
Got a warehouse job, made non-dramatic changes to my diet and lost 30kg in a year. Fitter than I've ever been. I'm still a miserable lonely alcoholic though.
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>>80397572

I wrote out how to lose weight here:

>>>80396707
>>>80396768
>>>80396828

It'll be a change, but once you get used to it you won't miss anything and just feel great all the time.
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>>80397902
I actually lost 40 pounds a few months back by doing work out and strict diet, but I had back injury and it spiraled down since.

Thanks for the tips though, I'll try to do it.
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>>80395553
HOLY KEK
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>>80398004

Sure thing, and congrats for before; you can do it!

I had to get whipped into fantastic shape fast and good for reasons that aren't important right now, and it absolutely does work. Dieting too much made me feel weak, and I couldn't work out as much as I wanted to. With this, I don't have to really worry to get to a calorie deficit to trim. It's pretty much impossible to eat enough asparagus to gain weight, and I'm strong and able to do anything I want.
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>>80393842
>>80394146
So if both of you agree it's easy to lose weight, how does that not add to this guy's argument?

Where is the logic here?
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>>80395561
The moneyball interview? Fuck that was brutal.
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He's lost the weight again? No wonder he never does topless scenes, he can probably use his skin as a tent.
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>>80396976
Not by much, though.

Really he just seems like he's taking it easy after winning the Oscar before he decides to be in more things again. He'd probably get fit again easily.
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>>80396144
>ankles touch
>knees don't

WHAT I AM?
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>>80399974
Genu Varum deformity
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>>80393688
>>80393903
weird how some people look healthier fat
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>>80397201
Jesus christ. Made me get up and look at my legs. Im fine. Normal
Spooky tho
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>>80395466

hot french girl gonna make the jews angry
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>All these people saying he looks better fat
No, he doesn't. When you see a guy that was formerly fat suddenly with a lot of weight loss you're just used to seeing him as the fat guy.

t. Former fatty whose friends all think I look like a starving Ethiopian child
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>>80393688
http://www.isjonahhillfat.com
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>>80394405
wow just two really good friends hanging out
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>>80393771
I agree, but John Goodman losing weight at such an old age is seriously impressive.
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>>80393709
>knock knees
How do you fags think of this shit lmao
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>>80396200
Those aren't knock knees. He has genu recurvatum which is when your knee bends backwards. It can easily be mistaken for knock knees. I know this because I have it too. He's just a fatass.
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>>80401362
Fuckin A. I've always wondered why some people's knees bent like that. It looks like he has a bit of both.
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>>80394357
>>80394405
Damn, Leo's so cool.
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>>80395553
Yes!
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>>80401577
what a fucking dickwheel.
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