Now, I want you to take a step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!

I'M A LEAD FARMER, MOTHAFUCKA

>>80390976
Les Grossman film when?

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>We do not negotiate with terrorists.
>[Room erupts in clapping]

Every fucking time.

>tfw watched Magnolia last night

there's not much better than high energy Cruise
well for the first third of the film anyway

Was this the last good comedy film?

>>80392133

Sure

big dick, baby

>>80390976
Tom Cruise's best performance

>>80392133
This is the End was pretty good, but other than that I am struggling to come up with anything else good past 2008. 21 Jump Street was actually decent despite the sequel.

GET BACK GET BACK
YOU DONT KNOW ME LIKE THAT

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>Okay, "Flaming Dragon". Fuck face

>>80395423
>>80395423
best line desu

>>80393321

The Nice Guys
Hail, Caeser

Only good thing Tom Cruise has ever done.

>>80390976
Fucking loved that scene.
Fucked loved that film to be fair.

>>80393321
Lmao neither of those are even close to Tropic Thunder.

Funniest scene to me is when Mcconaughey runs with helicopter after he blows up the rpg with the Tivo. It's all cgi'd and he moves so fucking quickly, makes me laugh every time

>>80395525
The alan patridge alpha papa was tremendous

>>80395506
You must be above the age of eighteen to post here.

As a rule of thumb, I don't really enjoy comedy movies. TV shows, sure, but movies are pretty rare.
But I fucking love this movie. Shit is beat for beat.

>>80395423
that delivery is 10/10. Cruise should be in more comedies, his intensity is hilarious

>>80395563
Correct. There are a lot of children here who like him for some reason.

I didn't even know Cruise was capable of comedy before this, I thought he wasn't even human. GOAT role

>>80395525
i honestly thought I was the only one that noticed that mega sprint he does

>it was tom's idea to wear fake hands

mad man!

>>80395623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T73xpN05PDU
Based McConnaughey
Truly the greatest of actor of this generation

>>80392037
He is at his most entertaining when he's bouncing off the walls. Whenever he acts restrained you can tell he's holding back.

>>80395525
tropic thunder is a fucking great film but everyone i talk to about it seems to hate it

>>80395820
Even my mum enjoys it and she hates everything. She did like Dewey Cox though

>apatow crew
>frat pack
>tom cruise
>matthew mcconaughey
>RDJ
A fucking mess on paper, but it worked

>Wow. You're a great American. This nation owes you a huge debt. Now shut the fuck up and let me do my job!

Tom Cruise was unexpectedly hilarious.

>>80395623
Holy fuck, same here

>>80395688
Grossman is T H I C C

>>80395820
There are a lot of people who didn't like this movie. Guess they were expecting fart jokes or big bang theory comedy.

>>80392133
Name a comedy after this one that was good. I'll wait.

>>80392133
You know it

One of my favorite movies, first time I watched it I almost pissed myself laughing when RDJ speaks his terrible vietnamese or whatever asian language.

I'M TALKING SCORCHED EARTH, MOTHERFUCKER

>>80396563
Was Walk Hard after TT?

>>80390976
Asia Jack is my territory

You're going to have to go to the United Nations and get a binding resolution to stop me from destroying you

>>80392133
Did this come out the same month as pineapple Express?

>>80395525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dROwEc4VyJA

this is definitely the best bit

>>80396669
>John Reilly

By virtue of this alone, this movie can't be funny.

>>80396859
It's an anomaly

>>80396833
I liked the part where RBJ acted as a black man.

>>80396563
Four Lions

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>tfw I didn't realize it was Tom Cruise until my second or third rewatch

I was on the floor in tears

>>80390976
i don't like tom poose but i love this scene so much

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>>80393321
This is the End is fucking good my man
>>80395423
pic rltd
I WILL MASSACRE YOU

>>80396708
IT'S fucking destroying you

>>80390976

Still fucking funny to this day, I've watched it a few dozen times.

I really, really appreciate how they even got him to stay quiet about the role so it would be a surprise but some fuck face leaked it anyway.

>>80396996
>Magnolia
>Eyes Wide Shut

>Doesn't like Tom Cruise

The guy is great in the right movies

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>those best actor nominees

Fucking kek

>>80397156
>The guy is great in the right movies
Yeah in the right movies sure, which is why I don't like him, I don't hate him, but he's definitely not an actor I like enough to say I like him, although Eyes Wide Shut and The Last Samurai were great with him.

>>80397253
Shit man, all that Oscar bait.

>>80391954
I would enjoy that for the longest time it didnt clikc that was tom cruise

>>80396833
shouldve gotten an oscar desu

>>80390976
Ever listen to the commentary with stiller, black and Rdj? Rdj follows through on the joke and does the Lincoln Osiris character through to the credits.

>those not-so-subtle traces of RDJ struggling to keep in and out of character due to his personality disorder
>That random ass smile

Rewatched this shit more than I can count desu

ywn

win the coveted crying monkey away

>>80396833
PLAYA

PLAYA

BIG DICK PLAYA

>>80397659

*award

>>80397662

SWINGIN' PAST YA KNEES

>>80397662
welcome to the goodie room

>>80390976
APPLE BOTTOM JEANS
BOOTS WITH THE FUR
THE WHOLE CLUB WAS LOOKING AT HER
SHE SHIT THE FLOOR

ITT: DUDE YELLING AND SWEAR WORDS LMAO

Seppo """humour"""

>>80390976
100% MEDICALLY ACCURATE

TOM CRUISE KNOWS ENOUGH HOLLYWOOD PRODUCERS

THIS WAS THE BEST ROLE OF HIS CAREER

>tryin to put some napalm on this jungle's nuts!

danny mcbride was excellent

>>80396552
>fart jokes
Uh, TT had fart jokes. It's what Jack Black's Chris Farley character was based on.

>>80397965

>Th-they only laugh at my farts!