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He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

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He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
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>>80384587
RETIREMENT COMMUNIDY
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Q U A S I M O D O
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>>80384587
GARY COOPER

THE STRONG

SILENT

TYPE
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I really like The Sopranos. Do you guys think I'm a dumb head?
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FUCKIN QUEERS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-LYLRK2Y38

>IMA LOSIN MAH BALLS OVA HIEER
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you know Quasimodo predicted all this
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>>80385932
Cheese? Ova heer
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>>80386482
SUN TA-ZU
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>tfw you watch Whitecaps and remember the greatness of Gandolfini's performance and how he died too young
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One of these days
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>>80385668
I started this a few days ago, I'm almost on season 3.
You guys tricked me, I'm a little disappointed. I thought with how lauded this was, and the "authenticity" of it, being the best reviewed drama of all time, there would be more mafia stuff. Instead it's mostly Tony and his actual family, or just the guys talking. There's no tension or buildup really, it comes and goes very quickly and it just doesn't feel like any other show I've watched.
It's very good, but just disappointing that it could have been even better if they dropped all the kids crap, I guess a wife is a needed character but she gets so much screen time.
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>>80388282
Breaking Bad is the best reviewed drama of all time. It's even in the world record books
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OF ALL THE GIRLS IN JERSEY, YOU HAD TO FUCK HER.
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>>80388332
shut the fuck up you honky cocksucker
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>>80388282
>wants a mafia show
jesus christ there's no way you are serious, unironically: go watch Breaking Bad or Game of Thrones, you deserve those shows
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>>80388436
There's no way a bunch of guys online would actually enjoy a show about crying to a therapist about not being happy and bickering with his wife. It's a chick show.
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>>80388470
OOOoooh
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>>80388470
hey tony, you believe the balls on this cocksucker?
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>>80388470
madonna
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>>80386482
shieet
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>>80388282
Don't go in expecting a show that delivers non-stop action or cliffhanger suspense. The thing that makes The Sopranos so great is its subtlety. Much of the biggest developments lie in SUBTEXT. Over the show you see how things change Tony and how small interactions and things from his past constantly chase him. Especially his mother and Pussy. It's about Tony's psyche first and foremost. The writers nail it. It's similar to Mad Men in that respect. Change your expectations. As a post-9/11 show dealing with the American dream and how we are shaped by our environment, nothing else can touch it. Rewatching the series is so fucking satisfying.
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thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euu3tU83ybo
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>>80388939
ITS NOSTRAADAHMOUS
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Small hands, that was his problem.
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>>80384587
AYO, WHATCHA SEE? WHATCHA SAY? IM WATCHING THIS SHOW RIGHT FRIGGIN NOW AH- HAHA - HA
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*takes a shit*
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>>80389186
>not taking a WICKED shit
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>>80388396
? But it's true
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>>80388332
Never mention breaking reddit again
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>>80388970
Good post
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>>80389051
This
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Any other portrayals of junkies as good as Chrissie's in season 3? He nailed all the mannerisms and slurred motions of a guy on smack constantly without going overboard.
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>>80391376
Season 4 I mean.
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>>80386482
You got your hunchback of norte dame, you got your quarterback of notre dame, its interesting, you telling me you've never pondered that?
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>>80391376
I hate Chrissy so much. Like I didn't mind him when he was on screen and interacted with people, but the decisions he made about being a fucking degenerate junkie pissed me off.
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>>80388282
Is this bait or are you just a young kid?
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>>80386482
Gravy's good tonight.
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>>80388340
OHHHHH GIRL
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It's a sign of weakness and possibly a sign that you're a finook.
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>>80384587
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>>80391576
It's Paulie and everyone around him's fault he even relapsed. The dude was trapped in a life where the only guys he was close to didn't really love him. He was an earner. Him getting sober didn't mean shit to them because none of them as any empathy or understanding of how the program worked. I went through treatment. One of the most important parts of it is fellowship and having a support structure based on people who have been there. Chrissy didn't have that.
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>>80389186
this guy was actually pretty hot shirtless
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>>80391576
He wanted an arc
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>that opening seven souls montage

It so clearly foreshadow the entire season, especially Tony dying.
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>>80391736
this. he was in with a bunch of sociopaths, paulie being the worst of them all. he was doomed from the start.

>paulie siting alone in his underpants laughing his ass off at 40 year old tv shows.jpg
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>>80391700
jv scrub
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>>80391793
Sure he was, Johnny cakes.

>>80391796
YOU KNOW WHO HAD AN ARC? NOAH.
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>>80391793
fuck off queer
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>>80388282
First time I watched Sopranos it was insane how realistic Tony's sister and mom was. I've never seen a show with more realistic characters than those, tbqh.
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>>80391793

hi vito
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>>80391793
fanooks get out
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CARMELLLLAAAAAA

WILL YOU PLEASE LET IN THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORSSSS
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>>80391824
he wasn't a better person than they were
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Underrated characters GO GO GO.

Pic related, I knew some many guys growing up just like this kid. Very realistic and understated.

>>80391835
OH! Fuckin' Bishop Sheen over here!
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>>80391858
I-I-IT'S A JOKE
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STUPID-A FUCKING GAME
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>mfw tony scares that nigger trying to date his daughter
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I GOTTA TAKE A PISS. YOU WAN HALF A DAT, TOO!
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>>80391978
No one ever mentions how much of a cunt carms mother is.
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>>80391996
What would you have done differently in Vito's scenario?
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>>80392022
then he fucks her
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>>80392022

who? charcoal briquette?

the hasidic homeboy?
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>>80392077
>i-i-i was going to punch him right in his face
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>>80392040
Follow both of them to the parking lot and shoot them in the head
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>>80391793
Old, smelly hags please go.
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>When it's over, I think you're probably always blindsided by it. That's all I can say.

>It was my decision to direct the episode such that whenever Tony arrives someplace, he would see himself. He would get to the place and he would look and see where he was going. He had a conversation with his sister that went like this. And then he later had a conversation with Junior that went like this. I had him walk into his own POV every time. So the order of the shots would be Tony close-up, Tony POV, hold on the POV, and then Tony walks into the POV. And I shortened the POV every time. So that by the time he got to Holsten's, he wasn't even walking toward it anymore. He came in, he saw himself sitting at the table, and the next thing you knew he was at the table.

>Alik Sakharov, the DP, and I saw the location and talked about it a lot. I had a vision in my head when I wrote it, but when you move into a place you have to figure out how to shoot in that location. We wanted to be in the middle of the room obviously, so we could be on either side of the booth. We didn't want to be shooting against a blank wall on one side of the booth; we wanted it to be in the middle to give it depth all around. But there was a radiator unit in the only place where we would really have the room, so we had to build a booth over that radiator unit. It was very difficult. And we did not have much room to dolly or track around. So a lot of what we did in this scene came about after going to Holsten's. The vision has to coalesce with the real physical location.

>Tony's flipping through the jukebox; it's almost like the soundtrack of his life, because he sees various songs. No matter what song we picked, I wanted it to be a song that would have been from Tony's high school years, or his youth. That's what he would have played.

What did he mean by this?
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>>80392119
This desu senpai. vito's already a killer.

He should've been smart enough to be way more discrete. Who goes to a gay bar?
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>>80391736
>everyone around him's fault he even relapsed.
I get what you're saying and you're right to an extent but come on. It's Chrissy's fault. Of course struggling while everyone around him drank alcohol and other shit in front of him and even made fun of him when he refused to have a glass of wine or whatever didn't help at all. Of course they shouldn't go as far as making fun of him. Like that one trip they took to move a body or whatever when they're in that restaurant. Tony and Paulie teaming up to break his balls really hurt Chrissy. They shouldn't have done that desu, kinda dickish.

But at the end of the day it was Chrissy's fault. Even if the crew he ran with were terrible influences.
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>>80392129

literally absolute kino
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>>80392129
>When I wrote it, there were three songs in contention for this last song, and 'Don't Stop Believin'' was the one that seemed to work the best. I think it's a really good rock 'n' roll song. The music is very important to me in terms of the timing of the scene, the rhythm of the scene. The song dictates part of the pace. And having certain lyrics of the song, and certain instrumental flourishes happen in certain places, dictates what the cuts will be. I directed the scene to fit the song. The singing gets more and more strident and more invested as the song goes along. Musically it starts to build and build into something as it's just about to release. And when you look at the scene, you get that feeling.

>I love the timing of the lyric when Carmela enters: 'Just a small town girl livin' in a lonely world, she took the midnight train goin' anywhere.' Then it talks about Tony: 'Just a city boy,' and we had to dim down the music so you didn't hear the line, 'born and raised in South Detroit.' The music cuts out a little bit there, and they're speaking over it. 'He took the midnight train goin' anywhere.' And that to me was [everything]. I felt that those two characters had taken the midnight train a long time ago. That is their life. It means that these people are looking for something inevitable. Something they couldn't find. I mean, they didn't become missionaries in Africa or go to college together or do anything like that. They took the midnight train going anywhere. And the midnight train, you know, is the dark train.

>Tony hears the bell when the door opens and he's repeatedly looking up when he hears it throughout the scene. That rhythm is very important to the scene. The bell harkens back to the first episode [of the second part] of the final season called 'Sopranos Home Movies,' when Tony is out on a dock on this lake, and every once in a while a boat's bell dings and brings him out of himself and back to the present.
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>>80392174
>when Paulie makes that "by then, she'll be working here" joke about Chrissy's daughter
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>>80391793
>inserts pool cue up ass
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GABA GABA GOOOOOOL!
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>>80392200
>So here's the bell again, and sure enough, he looks up, and then he gets distracted, and there's the bell again. In my mind, it's like a meditation bell. Not to be thinking about the past, not to be thinking about the future, only about now. It's like the song 'This Magic Moment.' I used that at the end of 'Sopranos Home Movies,' and it's one of the songs he sees on the jukebox in this episode.

>My thinking about wanting to introduce A.J. and the guy together was that both the audience and Tony would not focus on the guy so much, they would focus on A.J. Tony would focus on his son, rather than the man who might be there to do him harm. A lot of the audience I gathered doesn't like A.J.; they think he's a useless, spoiled fool. But there's also something about him that is earnest. He's got his father's kind of questioning and kind of little boy innocence. When I see Tony reach across and grab his arm [when he arrives], it makes me feel really good. Not only that, I'll tell you who else is reaching across the table, that's Jim Gandolfini reaching across to Robert Iler in the last scene they're going to do together. I never talked about it with them, but I know for a fact.

>Cutting to Meadow parking was my way of building up the tension and building up the suspense, but more than that I wanted to demonstrate the lyrics of the song, which is streetlights, people walking up and down the boulevard, because that's what the song is saying. 'Strangers waiting.' I wanted you to remember that is out there. That there are streetlights and people out there and strangers moving up and down. It's the stream of life, but not only that, it's the stream of life at night. There's that picture called History Is Made at Night [from 1937]. I love that title. And that kind of echoes in my head all the time.

>I just wanted the guy to look over. I didn't want him to look particularly menacing. And he glances off Tony so quickly.
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Sopranos threads will always be the best threads.
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>you now remember that AJ wanted to be Trump's helicopter pilot
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>75 posts
>0 shineboxes
There's no shines in my shinebox
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>>80392331

how come there's never any /pol/tards in these threads?
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>>80392119
Absolutely. If someone objected to him killing them later on, he could have defended himself by claiming he was collecting money from the fag bartender and the two fanooks he killed hit on him, or implied he's gay. He would be perhaps even percieved as much more ruthless after that.
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>>80392357
I've been here the whole time, my dude.
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>>80387766

yeah we got fucking robbed

at least he stuck around long enough to do his magnum opus
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>>80392357
because these threads are actually worth staying on topic
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>>80392174
>worries about a sociopath's fee-fees.

Eat a dick, faggot.
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>>80392357
Too bad you're here to fuck it up reddit
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>>80384608
What did they mean by this?
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>>80392459
>fee-fees.
why do you 90's born faggots always talk like a bunch of queers?
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>>80392500

hmmmmm...really makes me think
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>>80392500
It's a nice place to visit...
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>>80392544
You don't think at all you shit posting reddit fag
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>>80392459
>worries about a sociopath's fee-fees.

>I get what you're saying and you're right to an extent but come on. It's Chrissy's fault.
>But at the end of the day it was Chrissy's fault.
Are you retarded or simply pretending? I'm calling Chrissy out for making shitty decisions and ultimately fucking everything up. Get some reading comprehension.
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>I tried to build the tension and suspense as much as possible. That's why I could go back out to Meadow and her car-parking. I could use all that stuff to affect the pace. I think almost every director is thinking about the pacing. That's what directing is. I did want to create the idea that you would wonder if something was going to happen in there. Meadow is filled with nothing but very, very deep emotions about parking her car. But possibly a minute later, her head will be filled with emotions she could never even imagine. We all take this stuff so seriously—losing our keys, parking our car, a winter cold, a summer cold, an allergy—whatever it is. And this stuff fills our mind from second to second, moment to moment. And the big moment is always out there waiting.

David Chase confirms the meaning of the ending.
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The human body is 86% water but Luis's last blood test she was 65% zeppole.
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>>80392592
The implication being her ass is so big that a mole of that size could be removed from it.
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>>80392592

>tfw grandma made the best zeppole

i miss her lads
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>>80392357
i want reddit to leave
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>>80392620
OHH

REPORTED
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>Irina is 41 years old
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>>80392620

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs
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>>80392620
Ralph slept with Ginny?
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>>80392357
Sopranos is a pretty even handed, maybe slightly conservative show. There's no agenda in there to get pissed about.
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>>80392645
she looks great
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>>80392590
The Members Only jacket guy in the final episode was clearly a relative of Eugene Pontecorvo. He obviously kills Tony Soprano in the diner in order to avenge Pontecorvo's suicide.
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>>80385932
Hey. Cheese fuck. Gimme some food.
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>>80392732
That would makes sense if it were Breaking Bad.

Fucking pleb
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Ginny Sacramoni? What she needs is her own zipcode.
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>>80391636
Why did he eat the pussy then? Was he losing it?
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>>80392732
kill yourself
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>>80392645
>tfw no crazy russian goomar
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When I came in to open one morning there you were with your head half in the toilet

Your hair was in the toilet water

Disgusting
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>>80392732
I thought he was cast to look like Tony's dad, which is why he comes in with AJ.

During the Seven Souls montage AJ gets this lyric:

>Number five is Ka, the Double, most closely associated with the subject. The Ka, which usually reaches adolescence at the time of bodily death, is the only reliable guide through the Land of the Dead to the western Lands.

So Tony, the subject' has a Ka, a double. One is his son, one is his father.

When Tony reaches bodily death Ka, his son, reaches adolescence.
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>>80392835
I've said my piece Chrissy
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>>80392839
Except his adolescence is ending with the show
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>>80392582
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He tried to talk. He couldn't even say his last words. Anybody ever die in your arms, you cocksucker? A family member, somebody you love? Well, give it time. See if I can't make that happen for you
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>>80392920
I think it means he's becoming an adult.
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>>80392972
fuck, imagine a high ranking mafioso saying that to you. I'd shit my pants right away.
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>>80392759
Fuck off, Reddit. There was a reason the same jacket was used. Take note that the first episode of the season where Pontecorvo hangs himself is titled, "Members Only".

And it makes perfect sense. Soprano is so worried about being killed by real gangsters from NY, or traitors from his own ranks, but a non-connected relative of one of his lower minions? He never saw that coming.

It works so much better, in terms of the unexpected, that it came out of left field like that.

Very telling that the guy, who never uttered a word, was actually listed in the credits as "Man in Member's Only Jacket".

Actors don't usually appear in the credits unless they either have a speaking role, or their appearance in the production carries with it some special significance to the story.
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>>80392972
I wish he'd gotten some scenes with Paulie.
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>Jesus Christ, mister. Are you ok?
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>>80392726
Not quite an old smelly hag yet.
Eh... she'll pass... for now.
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>>80392077
i couldnt get over how ugly this kid was. they couldnt even get a good looking happa
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We're anonymous
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>>80392835
I don't get it.
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>uncle tries to kill you
>take care of him and give him money

Tony was a cuck wasn't he?
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>>80393016
>>80393234

Moronic pussy please leave this thread.

I won't ask you again.
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>>80393295
No shit he was
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>>80393295
I sincerely thought Tony would have had had Uncle Junior killed in Season 2 after he found the whole thing out. I was so incredibly surprised that he kept him alive the whole show.
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>>80393076
>The way he tries to get his feet back on that speaker or whatever it is

Either this or Ade is probably the most brutal death in the series for me
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>>80393356
there is a bee nis in your wife
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>>80393486
lel
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>>80393418
Reminds me of a certain character's suicide in Anna Karenina.

>And exactly at the moment when the space between the wheels came opposite her, she dropped the red bag, and drawing her head back into her shoulders, fell on her hands under the carriage, and lightly, as though she would rise again at once, dropped on to her knees. And at the same instant she was terror-stricken at what she was doing. "Where am I? What am I doing? What for?" she tried to get up, to drop backwards; but something huge and merciless struck her on the head and rolled her on her back. "Lord, forgive me all!" she said, feeling it impossible to struggle.
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>>80393016
Fuck off anon, everyone at that meeting was a "high ranking mafioso"
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>>80393650
jesus christ, I obviously didn't mean if I was in Tony's shoes. I meant that if Phil said that to literal me.
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>>80393077
I always wished there were more scenes with junior and paulie together.
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>>80393360
Junior was like a 2nd dad to him plus tony knew he fucked Junior over and didn't really leave him any other choice plus it worked in Tony's benefit to have Junior there as the lightning rod.
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>>80393670
why would anyone ever have reason to say that to someone like you anon?
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Trying to get through this show but it's so boring I can barely sit through an episode. How is it rated so high? Even the Walking Dead is more entertaining.
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>>80393670
Children are not allowed to post here.
GO TO BED.
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>>80393828
Just fast forward through anything involving Carmela, Janice, AJ and Meadow.
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>>80393828
>>80393865
Move on plebs
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>>80393865
Shut up, faggot.

>>80393828
SHUT UP, FAGGOT.
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>>80393913
>>80393917
You guys really enjoy Carmela pouting? Or AJ being a retarded fuckup? Or Meadow being whiny teenager turned boring good girl? I actually want to see mob shit when I watch a mob show
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>>80384587
How the fuck was AJ gonna join the army at the end when he spent a few weeks in a mental institution?

I'm pretty sure the army would reject him on those grounds
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>>80394044
Kill yourself.
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It's weird that Tony's mother pissed me off so much considering my mother was very loving and supportive. I was so happy when that bitch had her stroke
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>>80392732
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>>80394044
the mob element is just the hook anon
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>>80394078
It's Carm and Tony that get him a job working with Carmine to get him away from joining the army.
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>>80394184
Did you even read the damn question?
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>>80393156
sopranos has top notch dialog
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>>80386482
daily reminder this was supposed to be a Paulie line and Bobby rarely said stupid things like this
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>>80391978
Finn Detrolio, my arch nemesis
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>>80391978
He left Meadow because he realized he caused Vito's murder, right?
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>>80394721
The show is full of people saying stupid shit. Paulie, Carmine Jr., Bobby, Chris...one of the points of the show is that they're stupid, violent criminals.
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>>80394395
The Fuck?
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>wake up
>wipe the cigar ashes, tomato sauce, stripper glitter and gabagool grease from my polyester short-sleeved collared bowling shirt
>breathe heavily and as loudly as possible on my trek down the stairs and across my McMansion to the kitchen (probably the most exercise I've done in years, I never did have the makings of a varsity athlete)
>fix myself a hearty plate of gabagool with a side of gabagool
>pour myself a glass of Tropicana™ with some pulp to wash down the diabetes
>here comes A.J down the stairs
>it's been a good week for him, he only attempted suicide 5 times and he got an F+ on his community college Remedial Arithmetic quiz
>I'm proud of him
>So proud of him that I take him outside to see his new car. My son only drives the best
>A brand-new stretch hummer limo. The safest money could buy, and it gets ten feet to the gallon
>A.J. starts bitching about the environment
>Tell him I'll throw his ass back in the pool if he doesn't shut the fuck up and get in the hummer limo
>He gets in, the hummer limo immediately bursts into flames
>A.J. survives, is angry he's still alive and goes back up to his room to jerk off to interracial porn
>Carmela arrives, she's back from the gabagool market
>She presents to me crates, barrels, backpacks and suitcases packed to the brim with delicious gabagool
>"It took me hours to gather all this gabagool, Tony. A thank you would be nice."
>Give her a gabagool and cigar flavored kiss on the cheek and a crisp $100 bill, and pat her on the head. That'll do, Carm, that'll do.
>Phone rings, it's Meadow
>Everything goes to black, there's no punchline. Fuck you, lmao!
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How can we fix Chrissy?
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>>80394143

https://archive.org/details/PhilcoPlayhouseMarty1953
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>>80395339
SHE WAS THE ORIGINAL MARTY GIRL?!?!?!?!?

I fucking love Paddy Chayevsky.
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>>80395339
>>80395375
Wrong frame rate here, though, it shouldn't look like a film print, which is what this looks like.

I'll interpolated it to 60fps and watch it.
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>>80394241
ehhhhhh i dont fuckin care
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>>80395021
this is the best post I've read and i've been here since before baneposting
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>>80393076
>reddit tier breaking bad theory
>"anyone who calls me out is reddit"

the episode was titled as such and the man credited as such and wore the jacket, yes, to make a connection between all three. But it's that the guy is a specter of Death in the mafia world. Member's Only refers to the mafia lifestyle. The shooter looks like Johnny Boy. The shooter is emblematic of the end result of the mafia lifestyle, which Tony bemoans during the course of the show.

No small coincidence that the show has 86 episodes, possibly stemming from a euphemism for murder "he's 86ed"
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>>80393973
needs to be 3 pictures, with the first and top most picture taken from the ending to House Arrest when the guys are all out on the street looking at the car accident.
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>>80388282
The show is about Tonys life, not the mob
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>>80392040
Never come back. Easy.
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>>80392794
there's nothing better than 69ing with a qt
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Who was under the chair? Did Silvio get there first?
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>>80393295
He just loved junior and his mother too much, their betrayal and lack of affection never stops breaking his heart throughout the entire show
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>>80393865
Absolutely haram
>>80394044
Not a mob show, a character study
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Has there ever been a funnier suicide attempt than AJ's? I couldn't believe what I was seeing when I first watched it.
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>>80395728
I suppose you also believe that a wife can't testify against her husband.

Now look up the title of that episode, and you'll find a description of why morons like you can't accept that it was a relative of Pontecorvo.
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The gabagool is immunized against all dangers: one may call him prosciutto, salami, or mortadella, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him capicola and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
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>>80391830
Look at that wingspan, my dude
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>>80395935
Why are you touchy-feely queers even in this thread?
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>>80396054
>everyone who owns a members only jacket is related
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>>80396180
No, but everyone who thinks like you is a fuckin moron.
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>>80396246
>no one likes his breaking bad tier reddit theory that he's been reposting for months and months
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>>80395885
fuck never caught this before. I guess a fucking stage hand caught him right before falling, then they cut to him hitting the floor in another one.
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>>80395728
You're over-analyzing. Jesus... I've rarely seen such a convoluted theory made out of anything in all my days.
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>>80395885

lmao
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>>80396126
Underrated.
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>>80396757
What's this? Another fugitive from AOL, circa 1999?
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>>80396452
I like it. Eat shit insufferable twat. I bet you came here post 2010.
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>>80396703
Okay backpedaling samefag
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SAY BUPKIS PAULIE
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>>80397074
Hey, lmao is a great term.
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>>80397130
holy fuck are you mad boy, ive been here longer than that lawl

>>80396703
>over-analyzing

no its actually a basic interpretation of a simple concept. over-analyzing it would be surmising that the Members Only jacket guy has to be a relative of Eugene because of the jacket.
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>>80397422
Wo... You're just a little hard head, ain't ya?
Or should I say... THICC?
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>>80397328
Go back to usenet.
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>>80397540
>>80397540
>>80397540
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>>80398062
>>>80397540
>>>80397540
>>>80397540

Nervous too I see.
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>>80398170
what ever could you mean?
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>>80394044
its all a big nothing
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>>80393865
I liked Meadow and AJ's stories more than Chris's. Who wants to see some dumb junkie fuck up over and over again and annoy famous people? At least with the kids you see how the lifestyle kinda fucks them up and it's interesting.
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>>80396452
https://masterofsopranos.wordpress.com/the-sopranos-definitive-explanation-of-the-end/

i'm not either of the people arguing, i just found it really interesting, ended up reading this

it's safe to say that the direction fully implies tony's death in the last shot

but yeah there's not enough evidence to suppose it's the an hero guy's relative - i think the point would be made more clearly if that were true
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>>80395811
That's what I mean, it's not well implied. They trick you into it with a mafia setting, people love Goodfellas, and then keep you in by being really good..but not what you expected.
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>>80388282
>I thought with how lauded this was, and the "authenticity" of it, being the best reviewed drama of all time, there would be more mafia stuff

Holy fucking pleb batman
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>>80399306
>replying to bait

How new are you?
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>>80392835

One of my favorite scenes ever, Sil's delivery is priceless
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>>80395021
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>>80395728
How do you know it wasn't these guys?
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>>80399814
I heard cult of the dead cow might have a hand in it as well
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>>80392119
I don't think he was armed at the time. Really though, if you're in an organization that doesn't tolerate homosexuality you've got to do a better job of hiding it. Maybe spend some time out of the NJ/NY area to sow your oats.
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