>character tries to shoot himself in the head >*click**click*

>character grabs cell during emergency
>0% battery

File: sks.png (11KB, 618x618px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 618x618px

>Being chased
>Car won't start

>furious keyboard clicking
>"Alright I'm in"

>>80383955
>female character hotwires it
>"I had older brothers"

>>80383987

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

File: paypay2.jpg (25KB, 315x279px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 315x279px

>Investigates movement in the dark for no reason
>Gets murdered

>pulls down sun visor
>keys drop out

>Typing on keyboard
>Text appears at the speed of light

File: 1373416105544.png (94KB, 396x385px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 396x385px

>film takes place on west coast
>blue collar character has a New York City accent

File: 1472955076454.jpg (83KB, 675x694px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 675x694px

>Dog barks at the bad guy who has yet to reveal himself as evil

>Character is drunk and can barely walk
>Some coffee cures it in an instant

>mass murdering bad guy redeems himself in the end by sacrificing himself for the good guy

>Character coughs
>100% chance he will die

File: 4VeHcqD.jpg (43KB, 644x640px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 644x640px

>Tyre squeal on dirt road

>Fires a few shots at a car
>Car explodes

>>80383991
>female character gives a great blowjob
>"I had older brothers"

>>80384727
Mewling

File: cucked.jpg (56KB, 640x341px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 640x341px

>>80383851
name THREE kinos and two flicks where this happens

>female character dutchovens self
>"I had older brothers"

File: 1476594437165.jpg (41KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 500x375px

>>80383903
>grabs cell
>No Sim card.
>use emergency calling
>There's no bars.

File: fullbody.png (273KB, 1920x1480px) Image search: [Google]

273KB, 1920x1480px

>Character gets knocked out
>Gets carried to a locked room
>Wakes up just as the door is closed

File: w899.png (188KB, 355x507px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 355x507px

>Machinery malfunctions
>Sparks and smoke everywhere

File: 18lrdlmfa1srvjpg[1].jpg (96KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 800x600px

>lazers being shot in space
>*PEW PEW*

>background characters pretending to have a conversation
>aren't on their phones the whole time

>Characters having a dramatic conversation
>One of them is looking out a window

>>80383851
>Automatic firearm runs out of ammo
>Multiple clicks heard as the character keeps holding down the trigger

File: 1489242069440.jpg (99KB, 1024x839px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 1024x839px

>main character tries to shoot himself
>he succeeds and the movie ends

>>80385364
Farrel was so fat back then
Didn't know Gleeson had a twin brother tho

File: birdhammer.png (2MB, 1500x1200px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1500x1200px

>Hero gets the shit kicked out of him
>Gets a second wind and wins the battle with a few devastating strikes

File: 1433043420835.jpg (56KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 720x720px

>time period film
>has artifacts that didn't exist during time period

File: 1467747570850.png (13KB, 418x359px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 418x359px

>Horror movie
>Bathroom mirror

>Vietnam
>Jefferson Airplane

>>80385792
Worked out pretty well in Caravaggio.

>bald eagle appears on screen
>red_tailed_hawk.wav

>>80383851
didn't you see that video last month of the kid who shot up the school in mexico, he did exactly that and had to reload to an hero

>>80386362
Aye, I remember that

>>80383851
>stupid lighthearted remake or dumb comedy
>while chase scene or animal gets loose
>Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)

File: aidsventador.jpg (86KB, 700x423px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 700x423px

>>80386122
its less bad if done on purpose but i would still avoid it

im talking about shit like this in dallas buyers club

>>80385792
the worst is when people have smallpox vaccine scars in period pieces

File: triggered-done--900x900.jpg (55KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 900x900px

>Male character must cook dinner
>Cuts his fingers and burns the food

File: unimpressed frog.jpg (14KB, 251x242px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 251x242px

>Character playing video games
>BLEEP BLOOP BLEEP BLOOP

>>80386753

>waves the controller around like a retard

>American kid sitting in his room
>MOM! Make me a sandwich

>>80383851
Deep Rising is a scary movie

Much better than last of Mohicans

>be helicopter squadron commander
>see 300 foot ape
>see ape destroy 2 helicopters
>send all other helicopters into ape

>>80385208
>Nuke goes off in space
>There's an explosion

File: 1489445303942.jpg (85KB, 454x453px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 454x453px

>time travel is possible

>nuke is about to blow
>valiant team member jumps on top of it to shield friends from blast

>>80387319
>the helicopters don't just fly higher to avoid certain death from a giant ape

>>80387531
>the helicopters just don't hover well outside of the ape's range and blast it with hellfire missiles and 30mm rounds.

File: 1449193876428.jpg (46KB, 630x409px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 630x409px

>You hear that?
>No...
>Exactly

>I cant do this unless I connect to the Dark Web

>>80384536
Glengarry Glen Ross

Get fucked

>>80387696
Wanna scrap?

>>80385208
It was a long time ago with lost technology

>>80383851
>character doesn't slowly cook himself to death for the black bull that's pleasuring his wife to eat as a snack cuz snack after sex is one of the best, behind a cigarette, a drink, downer drugs, and slapping the bitch when she talks

>>80387741
Im open for a tussle

>>80387768
I don't understand this image. Will the microwave protect Lord Trump from the nasty nignogs?

File: Pepe-The-Frog-Enough.jpg (20KB, 306x306px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 306x306px

>>80384333
>film set in Boston
>character has a Bahstan ahksant

File: giordanos1.png (129KB, 300x225px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 300x225px

>film is set in Chicago
>no one orders Chicago style pizza

>>80384581
This gets me the most seeing some shotbox skuuurtt out of an area but the tires clearly arent losing traction and the car didnt take off fast.

File: maxresdefault-2_4zkd.jpg (129KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 1920x1080px

>>80387531
>enemies all armed with rifles
>hand to hand combat scene
>fuck this movie

>>80387993
>he doesn't watch the news

>>80383851
>that one anon who had OCD so severe he played Russian roulette at a stop light and there was a family in a car next to him that was horrified

I wonder how that anon is now.

>>80388658
1/6 chance that I know the answer to that question

>>80387598

30mm wouldn't do shit.

>>80388658
wat

>ex navy seal
>taken out by comedy relief
>quips

>>80388779
Aim for the eyes or in fact just the general head vicinity

File: 30mm.jpg (3KB, 100x93px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 100x93px

>>80388779
Okay.

File: did somebody say wunderrr.png (1MB, 973x608px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 973x608px

>>80388658
>wonder
DID SOMEBODY SAY WONDER??

File: 30mm_Rounds_for_Apache_M230_Chain_Gun_MOD_45149206.jpg (1MB, 4064x2704px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 4064x2704px

>>80388779

>>80388697
>>80388791
I think the number 2 was what he was fixated on at the time, 2 bullets in, 2 clicks, then I think he threw the gun in a storm drain somewhere afterwards.
I'm pretty sure I read it on /k/ when a ban on guns for people with mental health issues was being talked about.

He mentioned he was in a gunshop once and asked to see a rifle. His mind told him to drop it on the ground and see the clerks reaction. He did and said sorry, picked it up and his mind told him to drop it again. He did so and was kicked out of there.

>>80388838
>>80388878

They aren't going to have the penetration. It'd be like lightly sandblasting it.

>>80388934
someone that crazy can't still be alive

>>80384727
Top kek

>female character naked covered in feces runs from cops screaming the world will end tommorrow
>tackled to the ground
>I had older brothers

File: 0e9.jpg (27KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 600x600px

>sex scene comes on
>wife's lover walks in
>it aint me starts playing

>recieves text message on smart phone
>there is no previous Chat log even though the characters are supposedly close

>"stay in the car"
>doesn't
>saves guy

>>80383851
FUCK OFF FROGPOSTING SCUMMMMMMMM

>>80384053
KINO
I
N
O

>characters in capeshit referring to each other by their real first name even though they are in costume.

is there anything more cringey and obvious fanservice name dropping

>Sex finishes
>No awkward moment trying to stop semen falling onto bedsheet

In the original House of Cards this is covered well, but usually movie vaginas absorb the semen perfectly.

>>80389504
Kek

>>80389301
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>80389306
>"stay in the car"
>doesn't
>mauled and eaten by tigers

File: mhsc.jpg (238KB, 1042x1563px) Image search: [Google]

238KB, 1042x1563px

>No, no. You are pulling the trigger. You have to squeeze the trigger
>Perfect shot

>>80389504
>Eric
>Charles
this honestly bugged the fuck out of me in X-Men

>>80384381
>Bad guy barks at the dog
>Dog barks at bad guy
>It ain't me starts playing

File: 1413737773272.png (126KB, 402x398px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 402x398px

>angry white male character
>"doesn't anyone speak english anymore???"

>>80384763
deer hunter and trading places

File: 1465112214432.png (111KB, 500x287px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 500x287px

>>80389532
>sex finishes
>no scene where the dude gets out of bed with his hand cupped below his dick because he still has a condom still on dangling like three inches below his dick because it's full of semen and he has to go to the bathroom to empty the semen out of the condom before throwing it away so the chick can't go through the trash and try to get his sperm to get her pregnant

Really ruins it for me.

>>80384727
lel

>>80389820
>sex finishes
>Girl isn't crying and frantically reaching for her phone

Completely ruins the suspension of disbelief.

>>80384495
This is the best one

>>80389959
No, that's Jack Donaghy.

>>80389999
And those are some sweet digits

File: 1D43D14B-928D-4C8B-8E58-7FF74B457B4C-20685-000017EF75DE492A_tmp.jpg (44KB, 615x409px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 615x409px

>>80383851
> throws away gun
> BANG

>>80390047
Hey, it's no Django.

>>80389954
>>80389820
>>80389532
>sex
wtf I can't relate to the main character at all

>>80390096
i just watched this movie, was playing in a japanese hotel

File: 1486598371909.jpg (110KB, 906x813px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 906x813px

>character playing video games
>violent button mashing

File: 1459376329716.jpg (68KB, 699x485px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 699x485px

>fade to black
>*gunshot*

>>80390820
Unrelated but why are the columbine kids so aesthetic?

>>80383851
>"The ship uses wormholes for interstellar travel"
>"In English please"
>*folds paper and pierces it with a pen"
>"And you know how to fly this thing?"
>"Fly it? I designed it!"

>>80384381
>dog barks at the nigger

>>80386474
where?

>movie about a giant ape in 1973
>group of helicopters flying over a field
>black sabbath starts playing

>>80388934
fixation is pretty hellish

>>80389954
what?

>>80388658
>le ebin story xDDDD

fuck off kid

File: 1487192145824.png (102KB, 276x260px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 276x260px

>>80388412
>pizza

>movie set in the future
>characters aren't speaking in memetalk

>old movie
>all the guys are wearing hats and suits

File: picc ass oooooohhhh.png (256KB, 314x400px) Image search: [Google]

256KB, 314x400px

>>80391999
>the language isn't just emoji's with memes

>stop doing CPR on a person in asystole
>5 seconds later when everyone walks away dead person gasps and wakes up

I liked in passengers when she shot all the things at him to do SUPER CPR

>movie set far in the past
>rap music plays

>>80393196
they had rap music in the past

>>80393267
not in olden times

>>80393122
>perform cpr
>passed out person's rib cage doesn't crack

>>80393510
>watching star trek
>someone dies in sick bay
>doctor just says "he's dead!" [dramatic music plays]
uh, you sure you don't want to start CPR or anything, I mean you are a doctor right?

>people
>they're cool and funny all the time

>>80384770
>Jewish old lady ovens herself
>I had older brothers

File: 1447783508814.png (645KB, 830x1262px) Image search: [Google]

645KB, 830x1262px

>try to hastily turn on car or operate other machinery
>"COME ON! SHIT SHIT SHIT!"

File: 1427569297816.jpg (74KB, 601x595px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 601x595px

>you said you wouldn't kill him/her!

>>80388955
Being a chef at Wendy's after Having done internal, intermediate, external, impact and specifically wound ballistics I can guarantee you that fired with a high velocity these rounds would absolutely devastate kong. Even at 30 m king would get some very serious flesh wounds with some cracking of more exposed bone. Eyes are goners and general face area, fingers and toes are Swiss cheese. A few Helis firing for even a little bit would be the end for him.

>>80395482
kong has thick gorilla skin, he is 300 foot tall vs 30mm bullets, thats like 100 times taller, thos bullets would look like ants to kong

>>80395772
When the fuck did he become 300ft I thought he was 100ft this time. Anyway those rounds are gonna go at least a good meter in ( 3 feet) based on my precision guesswork. That's the equivalent of it going almost 2cm in a man or 3,5/5ths of an inch. If they are fired at a rapid rate from multiple helicopters that's still more than enough to shred his flesh.

We're still on 30mm rounds tho. A more AP armory would kill him even faster

>IMing or texting other character
>Instant response

>black characters are either doctors or attourneys
>white characters are dumb fucks/rapists

File: IMG_3526.jpg (41KB, 780x438px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 780x438px

>Character taking shower
>doesn't do a handstand in order to thoroughly wash his gooch

>sex scene finishes
>guy cums inside her
>instantly gets up from under the blanket and already has his boxers on and his boner is magically gone already

>>80388955
That's what you're mum said lol

File: 1375646723723.png (264KB, 600x387px) Image search: [Google]

264KB, 600x387px

>>80395772
You don't seem to understand what a 30x113mm HEDP round is. It's not a "big bullet" shot from a "big machine gun".
It's a warhead shot from an autocannon. It's the type of ammunition that made mid century tank armor obsolete.

>>80397723
kong is 500 times bigger than a though

>>80393640
to be fair, half the time it was some kind of space magic that killed people, and I'm sure the tricorder can read brain activity and other things at a distance
but yeah it is more dramatic that way unless you want to make it a whole event

>>80396392
I'll have you know my mother was raped by a white man! and she was white!
why is no one talking about white on white crime?

>>80398575
fuck off to /pol/ faggot

>>80386362
I thought of that too.

File: tumblr_m1ki60r69c1qcysh1o1_500.jpg (24KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 500x375px

>character gets shot/ stabbed/ beaten etc
>it's forgotten in the next scene as if it never happened

>>80402642
>character gets shot
>umm watcha say starts playing

>>80383987
*enter password*
>im gonna try to override it
*clicks button that says OVERRIDE*
>ok im in

File: i did naht.jpg (20KB, 400x267px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 400x267px

>>80383851
>WHY LISA WHYYY

>main character is in airplane
>turbulence
>he gets nervous

File: 1469922106187.jpg (40KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 657x527px

>>80405010
>movie goes to change scenes
>constant repeated footage of LA tram system

really made me think

>>80384763
Deer Hunter
Taxi Driver
The Mist
187

>Manchester by the sea
>no mention of Manchester United

what a garbarge

>female character is in bathroom peeing
>cut to her looking at pregnancy test
>its positive
>it aint me starts playing

>>80406261

>Manchester by the sea
>Manchester is like 20 miles from the sea

Did these fuckers ever look at a map?

File: cant handle it.png (45KB, 1140x798px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 1140x798px

>How do I know I can trust you?
>... You don't

>>80406836
>German female character is in bathroom peeing
>cut to her looking at pregnancy test
>its positive
>Erika starts playing
https://youtu.be/fpfMCN7EnZY

File: visual basic gui.webm (341KB, 516x366px) Image search: [Google]

341KB, 516x366px

>>80384053
>>80383987

It's 2017, use GUIs for hacking.

File: 6bb21971745612942cffb766214b0bf5.jpg (34KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 500x500px

>>80393122
>character revives from death after getting kissed or after a single tear falls on them

>>80388546
full autism right here
they had to get him alive, so supes can kill him

>please I told you everything, you said you would let me go
>gets shot

>>80383955
>character is being chased by a serial killer down a hallway
>they can't get their key in the keyhole of their apartment door because their hands are shaking too much

>>80384536
favorite trope

>>80407370
>american character
>howdy
>gets shot

>>80388412
>That
>"Pizza"

>>80384763
Manchester by the Sea

>"why did you come back for me?"

>>80391083
a daring synthesis

>>80407459
>non-american "character"
>irrelevant
>dies

File: 1477943867998.png (83KB, 600x470px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 600x470px

>>80407459
>american character
>actor is british because americans can't act

File: niggawat.jpg (8KB, 249x231px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 249x231px

>character falls down
>"i'm alright! It's ok, nobody panic!"

>character almost get hit by car
>"EY I'M WALKIN' 'ERE"

File: ss_afa08265d73ba8c73555755ee185b38c77b5d1bb.600x338.jpg (42KB, 540x338px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 540x338px

>>80385208
>ships dogfighting in vacuum
>maneuver like jets

>ship doing full burn with gigantic nuclear rocket
>the down direction is one arbitrary side instead of the rear of the ship

>fighters in space
>not drones

>force fields
>stop lasers

>fleets in close combat
>everything is fully pressurized, everyone is wearing a skintight cotton pajama

>>80387993
Watch the news moar

Trump accused the Obama administration of wiretapping his transition team, and when everyone on earth asked for proof he and the White House backtracked. Then Kellyanne Conway went on the news and make it about four times more stupid by suggesting that Obama could conduct surveillance through a microwave and that microwaves had cameras in them. Even the Trump supporters in this thread can't be happy about Conway, she made Trump look a lot dumber than he did before her comments.

>>80388412
That looks like something Pence wants to remove federal funding from if you know what I mean

>>80407362
then get a tranquilizer gun

>>80388847
What is this meme supposed to mean?

File: ss_2910b91209d08b63be633af870b4ed27d0eeba94.600x338.jpg (39KB, 540x338px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 540x338px

>>80407723
>gigantic nuclear reactors and lasers on board space ship in vacuum
>no radiators

>firing lasers
>visible beam

>ship approaching destination
>burning prograde

>serious military setting, marines preparing for a close fight
>armed with taser-tier meme weapons
>guns were apparently un-invented

>big ship meant for going fast
>no propellant tanks, every inch of the hull is pressurized and habitable

File: 984984.png (540KB, 659x450px) Image search: [Google]

540KB, 659x450px

>>80402642

>>80388546
>enemies all armed with rifles
>get giant grasshoppers to capture the target
Bravo Snyder

>>80407654
>handsome british character
>actor is american because britbongistanians are ugly as hell

>>80407868
>fat character
>he's american

>>80393301
This triggered me about the Great Gatsby

>>80406261
>Moana
>absolutely no moaning
Got up and walked out of the theater

>>80384763
Final Destination 2

>>80384763
Resident Evil 2

>character chokes to death within 10 seconds of being strangled

>>80407593
>why are you telling me this?

>character narrates the past
>"it was the 1960s"
>student protests, vietnam helicopters

>THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF WAY OUTTA HERE plays

>>80388412
>film set in Chicago
>people aren't constantly being shot

>>80408078
IT AIN'T ME IT AIN'T ME IT AIN'T ME

>>80384536
Passengers

>>80407898
>based on true events

File: frogsdasdf.png (119KB, 350x350px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 350x350px

>>80383987
>Furious keyboard clicking
>Alt right, I'm in!

File: 385703158.gif (3MB, 336x178px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 336x178px

>>80384763
>The Mist

>>80387324
>not knowing a nuke in space still makes a huge plasma ball of heat and radiation

>character falls to death from building
>body is not an unrecognizable twisted pile of flesh and fat
>instead is flat on back with puddle of blood around head

>Scorsese movie
> montage with Rolling Stones music

>band playing in background
>out of sync with soundtrack

File: man on fire.jpg (336KB, 1222x1500px) Image search: [Google]

336KB, 1222x1500px

>>80384763

>>80396635
anon, you should really see a doctor if you're having erections lasting longer than 4 seconds

>>80384426
>Character hasnt slept in days, must have splitting hangover
>gimme a double, straight
>solves the case

>>80408382
I take it you've never been to /gif/ or old /b/

>>80408382
generally bodies tend to stay together very nicely bar the skull if it hits the ground with a great velocity.

bits tend to fly off if it hits something like a fence or something, but 11 out of 12 times the body stays somewhat intact.

File: IMG_2497.jpg (85KB, 1333x900px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 1333x900px

>characters playing video game
>furiously mashing buttons that are clearly having no effect on the game

>two side characters playing single player game
>both get distracted by something and stop playing
>game character keeps moving

>obvious, very recognisable video game being shown
>character asks what game it is
> "That's [clichè vidya name]"

>>80386753
>"DIE! DIE! DIE!"
>Atarti graphics and a PS2 controller

>>80391083
tropes and all, i really liked Event Horizon

File: IMG_2511.jpg (69KB, 820x820px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 820x820px

>>80393122
>character gives clearly terrible CPR
>grabs defibrillator
>patient is obviously wet/moving/being touched by another person
>character yells CLEAR and shocks
>patient is not immediately killed
it's funny but also annoying because i do this in my day job

>both characters have guns
>lets do this the old fashioned way
>have fistfight

>>80410231
>villain runs out of bullets during gunfight
>main character decides to fistfight him instead of shooting him
>main character starts winning
>villain picks up hero's dropped gun

>>80408892
>"I just have to kill this orc and then I can move onto the next level!"
>clearly playing Halo in the background

>>80384053
>"No Tony we're getting hacked!"

Oh my god this fucking cringe is unreal.

>>80408381
>nukes make a ball of plasma in space
You mean in the ionosphere. In a vacuum nuke explosions in a battle would look like blinking strobe lights. Brief, blinding flashes.

>>80395772
Are you 12 or something?

>>80409463
What are you by night, batman?

>>80407723
>>80407821
Even with plenty of hours in KSP I suck at manipulating orbits in this game

>>80384727
Heheh

File: images.jpg (6KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 225x225px

>character is impersonating a bad guy
>dropping spaghetti, dozens of unexplained actions and out of character behaving
>other bad guys are getting sceptical
>critical moment, tense music, the character is about to be exposed as imposter
>one fucking sentance that's not weird
>no one is suspicious anymore

>character beats up five guys
>one at a time

>>80384727
>female character gives a great blowjob
>"I am the oldest brother"

>>80407898
>muslim character
>hes british

living around fat people is objectively better than living around muslims
this is a fact you nigger>>80408167

>>80388779
3 Fucking inch wide rounds wouldn't do shit? That shit is bigger than your dick.

>>80412965
Living around fat people and niggers is in no way preferable to just not living in London

>>80408079
lel

>>80390880
Name one (1) game of thrones episode where this happens

>character kills tons of people because of his pet's lack of sense of humour

File: 376693_01big.jpg (210KB, 900x600px) Image search: [Google]

210KB, 900x600px

>eu character
>walks outside gets stabbed
>goes to the market gets run over by a truck
>goes to a train station gets blown up
>goes home and finds wife raped and killed

File: 1452890266582.jpg (77KB, 300x250px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 300x250px

>character is a faggot
>posts frog

>Thousands of shots are fired at the hero
>Only ever gets hit in the shoulder

File: 1484858382.jpg (4KB, 275x183px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 275x183px

>characters trying to shoot each other
>round a corner and run into each other
>mexican standoff

>>80413871
>Character is shot by a 7.62mm round
>Doesn't have a gaping exit wound ("went straight through")
>Character is able to walk it off and struggles only slightly to the next scene

>Character sees a frightening apex predator
>holds out hand
>Frightening apex predator slinks forward and touches its head/face agaisnt the hand
>Suddenly both of them have a mutual understanding of one another and are no longer hostile

File: 1431324080258.png (178KB, 355x414px) Image search: [Google]

178KB, 355x414px

>>80414381
>>80414305
>>80413871
>>80413863
>>80413839
>>80413426
>>80413297
>>80412426
>>80410512
>>80410231
>>80409463
>>80408892
>>80408382
>>80407821
>>80402642

Name 1 film any of this happens in. shit thread

>>80415767
>this nigga took the time to click every single post

Shut the fuck up

File: 1056b70eb9092547fcd9def79fb0ee7e[1].jpg (19KB, 499x374px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 499x374px

>>80383851
>bad guy chases good guy, shooting and missing a bajillion times
>bad guy finally catches the good guy and has him/her locked to the gun
>*click* *click*

>>80407899
Glad I wasn't the only one.

>>80415767
A Fistful of Dollars (the one with the pet without a sense of humour)

>>80415767
Commando

>>80415911
I think their reasoning behind it was that jazz music in that era was seen as risque and edgy in the same way that rap is today. To modern audiences, jazz seems old and stuffy.

I don't agree with it at all but that was their reasoning. It was a dumb idea though.

File: 1470410093302.jpg (17KB, 306x306px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 306x306px

>Samefag keeps bumping this shitty thread

>>80388546
The same shit happens witht he cops and baddies at the end of He Dark Knight Rises. They just throw their aks down and start punching the cops instead of just mowing them down.

>>80385490
this is extra infuriating when he exclaims the last words of a witty one-liner comeback remark as he throws the punches

>>80406261

> manchester by the sea
> it's actually an ocean

Was the director even trying?

File: 1477921358337.jpg (150KB, 827x492px) Image search: [Google]

150KB, 827x492px

>Movie has hamfisted liberal talking point.

>>80390971
>Unrelated but why are the columbine kids so aesthetic?
Because that were fans of NBK which IIRC was some MTV edgy teenager thing at the time.

>>80413871

> character gets shot
> it's either at his shoulder, his flank or his arm

The funny thing is that the first two spots are extremely awful/dangerous/painful places to get a bullet.

>>80384536
collateral beauty

>>80407734
>I literally have no idea what Vault 7 is: the post

>female character has sex
>"I had older brothers"

>>80407957
kek

>>80408434
how many times can he shove Gimme Shelter into his movies

>movie about monsters
>the US government is the real monster

>>80418051
How do you know this? Older brothers?

>>80412755
>character eats up five guys burgers and fries
>one at a time

>picks up phone, no dial tone
>rapidly pushes switch 15 times
>hello? Hello!?!

File: 1463237430196.jpg (14KB, 251x242px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 251x242px

>>80419021

>character is on the phone
>needs to say something to another character in the room that the character on the other side of the phone can't hear
>holds hand over the microphone end

Umm, no, that just doesn't work.

>>80419292
>Finishes conversation
>Hangs up without saying goodbye

>film takes place in Midwest
>characters speak like Californians

>>80387324
Wouldn't the oxygen inside the space ships be able to cause explosions?

>>80391118
that background has a poster of a 2011+ year lamborghini but the movie is in the 80s

File: pepe.jpg (75KB, 782x722px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 782x722px

>new soldier comes to war
>injured men on trucks go past him

>>80419792
>injured soldier reaches out and grabs his hand

File: 1484252155513.jpg (37KB, 400x386px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 400x386px

>Situation can be explained in one sentence
>"There's no time to explain"

File: pepe.gif (46KB, 225x195px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 225x195px

>>80385889
>setup so creature will appear behind MC upon closing the cabinet mirror
>music builds tension, MC closes cabinet
>There's nothing

>>80389820
>he has to go to the bathroom to empty the semen out of the condom before throwing it away so the chick can't go through the trash and try to get his sperm to get her pregnant
I thought I was the only one

>>80385792
The parking lot in that David Foster Wallace movie was filled with 2010s cars

File: tight tight tight.jpg (33KB, 471x312px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 471x312px

>>80390096
>drops gun on stairs
>The gun goes off every step it lands on
>fired rounds actually kill people

>>80420492
>MC turns around
>Jump scare

>>80420632
There's fucking semen filters. I keep it in a ziplock I have hidden before in the bathroom and dispose of it when I'm home.

>>80421181
I just eat it to be honest

>>80388546
Start of Captain America winter soldier

>>80421181
>implying anyone would want your children

>>80383851
>character tries to shoot himself in the head
>Just sever his optic nerve

>>80412828
that's kinda hot

File: 1451963945912.jpg (76KB, 622x659px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 622x659px

>wizard of oz parody episode

>>80421842
>lord of the rings parody episode

>>80422268
>parody episode parody episode

>>80422317
Community or IASIP?

>>80391969
It must be my birthday then

>>80421355
> dies of diabetes 7 years later

File: 1489440700627.png (127KB, 339x273px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 339x273px

>>80422268
>that shitty Simpsons episode where Bart and Lisa build a fort out of boxes and defend it against the UPS people
>it's out fucking 6 years after the Lord of the Rings movies

File: 1463236830196.jpg (26KB, 315x318px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 315x318px

>Movie set before 2001
>They talk about LOTR

File: IMG_2483.jpg (104KB, 700x483px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 700x483px

>characters fire blindly at each other
>jump/move/roll around, gunfire stops while doing this
>both characters come up pointing their guns at each other
>*click* *click*
>both guns are conveniently empty

>>80420818
What a shitty arny film. They shouldve chosen a better looking actress to do the pole dance scene

>>80423118
Imagine...

>>80420818

I refuse to believe this has ever happened.

>>80421842
>>80422268
>A Christmas Carol parody episode

>>80425611
fucking shoot me right now

>>80383851
i laughed at the end of the mist. thought it was fucking stupid after finding the rest of the movie good.