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Who was in the wrong here?
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>>80382742
>inb4 le funny 6'0 and 5'11 meme
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me on the left
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>>80382742
Honestly? Whoever told her to wear those shitty grandma.
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>>80382742

I legit can't remember lefty's name, i think I may have early-onset Oldtimer's Syndrome.
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>>80383034
>>80383050
The fuck am I reading?
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>>80383145
I meant to say grandma shoes. Her shoes look like a grandma's. Not sexy at all. Call me a footfag but it's true.
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>>80382742

>Giantess has mega-legs of a Goddess
>hides them under a tablecloth

what the actual shit
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>>80382742
dats a hyuuge bitch
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>>80383197
footfags go die

Also wearing stilts with a dress is a major faux pas. Lefty should have stuck with regular shoes or a unicycle if she absolutely had to be a special snowflake.
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Anna is so short and stumpy, even in heels she looks like a hobbit.
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>>80383145
>The fuck am I reading?

Old-timers' Syndrome, it's a brain problem old people get, it causes loss of memory and suchlike. Terry Pratchett had Old-timer's Syndrome.

I still can't remember Lefty's name, help me out someone.
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>>80382742
i wonder how it feels to be as tiny as ASR
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>>80382783
sup manlet
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karlie's yeti hands make it look like a shoop but im still not sure
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>why is this 10 year old girl standing next to me?
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>>80382742
the one on the right is hotter
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>>80383299
Is that Robert Downey Jr?
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tall chick are awkward looking
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I wish ASR would put on a few el bees.
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>>80383290

EuroTaylor Swift
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>>80382783
>Such a manlet you get triggered by a joke before it even happens
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>>80383376
>>80383356

manlets detected
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>>80383481
>he likes his women lanky and mannish
???
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>>80383290
>oldtimers syndrome
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>>80383299
is that Sophie?
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>>80383455
>>80383481
5'8" here and let me tell you some thing you piece of fucking shit.

I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5in dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to text/call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as an mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy any of you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.

Sports I would destroy you at in order
Soccer
Football
E-sports
Baseball
Endurance running
Tennis
Golf
Footgolf
Ping Pong
others

I know you. Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery.
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>>80383481
i know for a fact her pussy / ass is going to be amazing just by looking at her thighs

t. hung stud
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>>80382742
femlets when will they learn
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>>80383481
>he is attracted to manly features such as large body size and manjaws
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The one who doesn't fucking shave.
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>>80382742
Who's vagoo and butthole tastes the cleanest??
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What the fuck is wrong with the right ones feet?
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>>80383565

>using other peoples pasta because you are an angry midget

manlets, they never learn.
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>>80382742
>That Von Habsburg Jaw
That's seriously unnerving, once you see it.
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annas legs are so deformed she looks like shes been in a car crash.
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>>80383565
>tl;dr
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>>80383565
>5'8

Stopped reading there. When will they learn?
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>>80382742
Prove Karlie is not a reptilian alien in disguise
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>>80383705
Not at all. What the fuck are you on about?
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>>80382742

Literally who?
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What can small girls even do to defend themselves from these giant monsters?
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>>80383607

>comparing Karlies jaw to Anna Sophias freakish witch like chin.

top cackle
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>>80383346
holy shit i thought it was photoshopped
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>TFW 6'1 and tall girls are my fetish but they generally have mustaches or want a guy that's like 6'6
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>>80382742
all I can think of is that JAV lesbian genre where they have a really tall girl (at least by Japanese standards) and really short girl. Usually, it's school themed. Or perhaps you've watched that scene with Phoenix Marie and Piper Perri? That's how you make kino.
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>>80383565
That's mother fucking right dude
Tell them
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>>80383793
The asymmetrical, elongated chin, also called the Habsburg Jaw or the Von Habsburg Chin, due to western royalty being a bunch of inbreeds and developing prognathism.
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>>80383808
get with a big boy like me and i'll defend them
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>>80383808
Act cute
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>>80383808
>p-please someone call the police i'm not kidding she molests me every day
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>>80383985
FUCKING SHAVE!!
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Why are tall girls so fucking hot they always look like lanky predators hunting cock
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>>80383808
Submit
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Klossy thread?
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>>80383050
>Alzheimer's
Fixed
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>>80383565
>being this triggered
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>>80383565
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>>80383902
she's also done scene with Alison Tyler, another giantess
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>>80382742
>>80383299
What are some films where Sophie Turner keeps ASR as a willing live-in sex slave who begs to worship her goddess' body?
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>>80383299
DEM LEGS
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>>80383299
>ywn climb her
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>>80383985
Oh, I get it, you were talking about the goblin.
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>>80384222
Phoenix Marie's butthole is kino
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>>80382742
Right with those badly fitted, teal shoes. Holy fuck, she needs a mirror in her house.
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>>80384035
I want lefty to ride me to death
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>>80384245
Fund this
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ASR is a top tier qt
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>womanlets
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>>80384061
DURN TO YAH ASSR

truly /ourgal/
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>>80383808
So ASR has a career as an excuse to be photographed near tall actresses, right?
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ASR totally has a mommy fetish, right?
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>>80384296
God that would be insulting to be called. I think I'm just going to start flinging short mythical creature insults at short people, is hob goblin more insulting than goblin? What about pygmy?
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>>80384414
It means hang loose you cock sucking lost watching faggot. That show was awful and lost posting was the beginning of faggot general posting, just as bad as walking plebs and got queers.
Plebeians the lot of you.
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>>80383597
She's a huge prude too.

Unbangable.
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>>80384449
>>80383808
>theron
>hairless milf godess
>ASR
>hairy little qt

I NEED THIS
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>>80384438
I wouldn't know, I'm tall enough not to feel threatened by short people. You've got issues man
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>>80383597
>christina ricci post-mutilation

zero fucks are given by anyone.
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>>80384516
>ywn see charlize stretch out ASR with her feminine penis for the first time and turn her into a woman
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>>80384533
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>>80384440
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>>80384504
Relax bro, this is an ASR thread, don't bully in here
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>>80382742
My dick for not pumping semen in the left one right now.
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>>80384654
Why is danny devito listed twice?
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>>80384516
>>80384449
>>80384465
God damn I want to see Charlize abuse ASR so bad

>Put the pocket sized ASR down, Charlize!
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>yfw film a threeway between ASR, Karlie and taytay

JDIMSA
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>>80384449
That hand size difference
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>>80384654
>tfw 5'10 master race
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>>80384752
I wonder how deep Charlizes hand can fit inside of ASR
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>>80384427
You just know
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>tall women

may as well fuck a man
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>>80382783
When will they learn?
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>>80384748
>implying taytay isn't the one filming, while ASR and Karlie play a special game of hide and seek in taytays mansion
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>>80383050
Nah you're just an idiot
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>>80383565
chill out down there, little guy
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>>80384540
>Doesn't like to watch the smurfs chimp out
I think you are actually a manlet pretending to be tall, what are you, like 5'10? Lmao.
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>>80383299
I wonder what it feels like to be Sophie's pusy slave
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>>80384614
Probably one of the biggest crimes against humanity was her getting a reduction
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>ASR is a coal burner and all for BLM
See that's interesting. Really interesting. See, I work as a busboy in a restaurant in LA. So I'm moving dishes when all of a sudden, in walks ASR, surrounded by 4 white girls. ASR is really tiny, like not even 5'0 tiny. Anyway, she walks in with a posse of white girls. All basic bitches, whatever the fuck, it's SoCal.

They get sat down, but the waiter for that table is on break so I get told to wait her table. It's fine, I've done it before and the place isn't too busy. Things are going pretty well, I some how haven't managed to sperg out because it's a squad of cute girls and a celebrity. I've even managed to show off some strength by carrying out all of their dish at once (t-thanks /fit/).

So the check comes, and ASR leaves me a pretty large tip. I thank her, and she looks me in the eye. Her tone whips from jovial to serious in a heartbeat. My vision zoomed on her face. They say the eyes are the window to the soul. Hers are no different I peered into her eyes, and saw horrible visions of violence and hatred. "I'm not a fucking nigger, so it's not too big of a deal," she says, in the most aggressively business whisper she can manage. She drops the seriousness, and gives me a heartmelting smile. I stood there, shocked, and watched her bulbous ass sway away. Before leaving, she looked over her shoulder, grinning. She mouthed "Heil Hitler" and walked out.

This would not be the last time I encountered ASR or her intense hatred of the minorities.
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>>80383481
When will they learn?
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>>80382742
ASR could suck on Kloss's itty bitties and neither would have to crouch.
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>>80383597
What's his name?
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theron hit the wall
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>>80383808
Lap up their pusies
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>>80384798
>short men

Might as well fuck a child
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>>80384910
Is this supposed to be a bad picture of her?
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>>80384222
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>>80384783
she could probably wear her like a glove
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>>80384910
well brick me up senpai
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>>80383565
>Ping Pong
>Sport
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>>80384922
not if you are into aging, overweight actresses
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>>80384222
It really is
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>>80384440
Literally all my waifus in one pic
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>>80384847
You know why so many tall guys date small girls? Because they don't think about it as much as you do. They don't even realise it because they're tall and they don't have to care about height.

I don't care at all. You seem to, that's all.
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>>80383597
God what an awful body shape
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>>80384970
Welp I found my fetish of the week
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>>80384449
>>80384465
>>80384483
>>80384497

I would feel a little uncomfortable if I were a little girl and had to hug a huge dominant dyke like Charlize.
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>>80384910
>weight doesn't go to her tits

She'll never be mommy-tier
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>>80384910
That's a 10/10 any day of the week, nigga.
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>>80382742
i am sorry but what at the fuck am i lokking at?
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>>80385023
Well ASR wants to be nurtured by a mommy figure, and spanked when she does wrong.
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Will women over 6'4 ever get to star in a lead role of a big Hollywood movie?
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>>80384989
>tall guys with small girls
Because the tiny girls (below 5'4) practically drip for guys above 6'0. They think that height is from the father, so they want tall kids. What they don't know is that they're gains and height goblins, trying to spread their failed genes around. They also have daddy issues.

>>80385023
If you must know, ASR pegs them. That's a fun story for another time.
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>>80384968
You talk like a faglet, a faggy manlet.
Though I suppose that is a rather redundant term.
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>>80383346
>>80384483
>>80384465
>>80384449
>>80384440
god short women are so fucking hot
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>>80382742

dear god.. this incestoid..
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>>80384910
She fluctuates between weights all the time
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>>80383346
Is this shopped?
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>>80385112
Is she even human
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>>80385112
>women
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>>80385023
what about a small dominant dyke?
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>>80385051
Pls go ASR.
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>>80385112
That's hot and gross at the same time.
Fucking ostriches.
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>>80385112

Is she the next Wonder Woman?
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>>80384910
MATURE
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>>80385023
ASR was the one who initiated sexual relations with Charlize. It's all good man
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>>80385112

dem feeling when you realize that her vagina is the same size of the horse one.
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>tfw 6'2
>tfw no short gf
>no gf at all
just kill me
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>>80384158
It's pasta you goof
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6'3 manlets need not apply
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>>80385014
Glad to have helped alison is the best
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>>80385265
>no short gf to ruin with my dick
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>>80385225
Nah pic related is
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>>80384829
>implying taytay isn't putting a collar on both ASR and Karlie and making them fuck each other for her own enjoyment while fingering herself
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>>80385205
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>>80385205
>KStew
>dominant
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>>80382742
Tall grinch vs curvy fetish fuel
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>>80385272
neck game strong
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>>80384989
You sound like an upset gnome. Fucken bugbears trying to spread their genes.
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>>80385307
god damn
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>>80384125
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>>80385363
Charlize has fucked all the best waifus in their prime. It's not fair
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>>80385307
it's amazing what the human body can do
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>>80385272
Damn Felicia Day looks like THAT?
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>>803840350
the one on the right is already ridiculously tall
then she wears platforms on top of that
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKA5o4rem1Kj-y6M-OASyGg
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>>80385376
she's an alpha female
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>>80385112
I'm fairly sure I'm short enough that I could look up that skirt without lifting my chin.

It's okay, as far as you know, I'm a midget
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>>80385550
>tfw a leg girl
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>>80385645
Maybe when she's not around girls who intimidate her
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>>80385550
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>>80385814
you can see how much pain poor kstew is in

she just wants to get out of those shoes
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>>80383565
Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.
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>>80385112
that's a man
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>what is this creature speaking to me?
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>>80385882
Hooooly fuck.
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>>80384465
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Why do women hate being tall?
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>>80383985
>Asymmetrical elongated chin

Neither of those things are Hapsburg. Hapsburg lip refers to mandibular prognatism like the guy from the PPAP video.

Source: Fuck you and your shit trying to sound smart on a respectable forum discussing sexy women of various heights.
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>>80383050
>American education
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>>80385112
sauce?
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>>80384654
Shouldn't Robin Williams be -6"?
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>>80384970
Alison Tyler is a fucking Amazon goddess, holy fuck.
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>>80385550
>name two things you want to spread apart
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>>80385282
BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
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>>80386151
No, his will dictated that he be left hanging with his hand on his dick, with the script to "Word's Greatest Dad" pinned to his forehead.
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>>80386155
She isn't even that that tall in real life
Goes to show how many manlets are in porn
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>>80385550
MUH FUCKING DICK
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>>80386330
It's a standard trick. If the body is small the dick looks bigger. A tall guy with the same size dick wouldn't look as impressive.
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>>80384465
>>80384483
>>80384486
>>80384497
This will never be me. Jesus, I'm so sad. I want an older woman to call me her sweetheart
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>>80384910
You're fucking insane.
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>>80386330
how tall is she?
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>>80383985
Is that facial hair on a girl normal
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>>80384877

> Before leaving, she looked over her shoulder, grinning. She mouthed "Heil Hitler" and walked out.

a cute
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>>80385307
>>80385418
>>80385466
That's only his cum
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>>80386580
She's only like 6 feet flat. I had a few inches on her and I'm only 6'2, yet she TOWERS everyone in porn

>>80386400
Makes sense desu. Fucking jews
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>the bullying stops here!
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>>80385988
>>80385882
Lowerrider is a photomanipulator on deviant art, with a patrician fetish. But unfortunately, these aren't real.
>>
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>>80383565
>5'8"
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*braps your path*
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>>80382783
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>>80385112
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>>80385376
that tattoo looks so fuckin tacky, I bet it'd look better reversed, shit even just outlined
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>>80386943
That black man should get a fucking award for that performance.

Observe how he looks directly into her eyes, and then immediately focuses on the approaching customers, greeting them with his full attention.
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>>80387049
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>>80385272
christ shes so fucked
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>>80387087
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>>80387081
Really broke my immersion 2bh
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>>80386776
Omg those busted ass feet lol
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>>80385307
the poker face you have to develop when she asks you 'do you think im getting fat?'
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>>80387127
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>>80387200
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>>80385205
You think K. Stewart tapped that? She seems to be a dyke that likes older used up women. Then treat them like total trash, while dominating them.
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>>80387200
Holy shit will manlets ever recover?
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>>80387200
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>>80385112
S T I C C

Why be a tall woman if you're not going to be Amazon mode
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>>80387200
they are wearing heels and on the hill

they are probably the same height as him or only 1 inch taller
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>>80387217
she wants the D
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>>80387200

It's so obvious they're standing on something he still a manlet though

>>80387362

>not loving every second of that

What a tool.
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>>80387200
>that run at the end
Gets me every time.
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>>80387449
>this much manlet denial
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>tfw 5'8
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>>80387253
i think she's coming into her own, back when she was dating dakota she was sweet and innocent but now her lusts can't be satisfied
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>>80387631
>tfw 5'11


so close yet so far
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>>80385112
thats fucking dope
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>>80387616
all this fetishist mental gymnastics

>>80387631
tfw 5'3 with 5'8 gf with size 11 feet
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>>80386086
YOU wierd fuck don't post on my board never again i will fucking kill you in ur sleep monster
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>>80385272
>I wanna play a game
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>>80387236
who would win on a fight?
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>>80387362
Just got a new fetish boys, too bad I'm 6'4, jacked, and 9" dick ;)
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>>80387642
I just want to tell you thanks so much for that webm
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>>80382742
Reminder, if you prefer right over left you're a low test manlet.
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>>80385550
She could look like that all the time but chose to cut her hair and get tattoos
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>>80387883
same
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>>80382742

So is ASR her personal bed slave or something?

Also, post your webms of girls molesting girls.
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>>80387678
Lie about your hieght, girls can't tell the difference between 5"11 and 6"0 unless you say so.
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>>80387968
this counts right
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>>80387200
is this a yakuza cutscene
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>>80387919
If she looked like that all the time I'd fucking break my dick from fapping so much desu
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>tfw no giantess gf
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>>80387909
left looks like a man and her ass is nowhere to be seen

right has a fat ass I wanna stick my cock into
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>>80386875
this has to be a shop right?
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>>80387200
>that run
my sides
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>>80387642
>dat ass


hhhnnnnnngggggg
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>>80383565
I was taller than you at age 10 kek
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>>80385112
Beltalowda
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>>80385112
slenderman on an auschwitz diet
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NEED a tall gf to squish me under her foot like a little worm
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>tfw no sabina gf
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>>80387049
What if the girl just started going crazy over the manlet? Like starts feeling him up and saying how good he looks and just totally ignores the taller guy? It would fuck with their self-perception so much
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>>80387127
The Rock is a manlet. Sad!
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>>80383565
>Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired.
Nice fairytale. I'm 6'2" and do MMA a few days a week. I wreck all of my manlet classmates despite being in my mid 30's and most of them being early 20's. I'm also significantly holding back.
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>>80384654
Emilio is only 5'4 huh
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>>80385112
Sindy Vega. Remember when it was standard 4chan practice to provide sauce, and not act like a smug bitchboy redditor?
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>>80387217
Fuck, ugly GoT lady is THICC
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>>80387200
The way he runs away is pure kino
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>>80388238
Now you're thinking like a woman. Flirting with the second hottest person just to get the attention of the hottest.
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>>80388248
its ancient pasta, meathead
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>>80388025
too skinny for my tastes
>tfw no thicc kstew
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>>80388303
But, like, never follow up with it. The goal here is to fuck with their ego.
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>>80388280
he's a little guy
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>>80387948
>tfw 6'2" with an 8.5 incher

Feels good lads
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>TFW 6'1 and like 300lbs and still get laid constantly because my frame carries the weight better while my 5'8 friend looks obese as fuck at like 210 and is a kissless virgin
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If god was going to make me stop growing at 5'4 then why couldn't he make me eternally youthful as well?
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>>80385112

that's an huge bitch
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>>80388281
Nobody even asked for 'le sauce' you triggered /b/tard faggot
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>>80383299
>wonder
DIDSOMEBODYSAYWONDERRR????
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>>80384440
The rock is like 6'2, not 6'6.
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>>80388443
Don't worry you live longer than us tall people.
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>>80384440
Is The Rock natty?
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>>80384654
Danny Devito was measured at 4'10, and Ben Stiller is like 5'6.
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>>80388490
But I don't want to
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>>80383299
>no hoverand

did Sophie bite his head off after that pic?
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>>80388492
if "natty" means "roids" then yes
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>>80388458
>didn't even bother reading the thread
Further proof redditors are the cancer killing 4chan.
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>>80388490
is this why women have a longer life expectancy than men?
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>>80388577
Those tall fuckers keep dying when roller coasters go under tunnels and such
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>>80388561
Are you mad you're the only faggot who asked for le epic sauce and you didn't get a reply? Are you Upset you didn't have someone else spoon feed you? She looks like a man senpai, nobody cares except your faggot ass.

I bet you're under 6'3 also?
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>>80388627
>tfw hitting my head in the lamps at my wife's parents house

Marrying a 5'2" woman was a mistake. She's the tallest woman in her family too. I don't consider 6'2" THAT tall but around them i feel like a freak.
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>>80387217
MADMAN look at how his hand grabs her. You Just Know They Fucked. With her legs all spread and bouncing around as he rams all in.
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>>80388083
Your justification doesn't make it false.
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>>80383565
>>80385898
Advanced metashitposposting.
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>>80388718
>have a son
>his height genetics come from the mother
>yfw manlet son

pray for a daughterfu
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>>80388336
I know, just setting the record straight for anyone delusional enough to think being short would benefit them in a fight.
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>>80388718
>TFW 6'1 and people want me to sit in the back of the car or they are driving a Japanese sports car or some shit
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>>80384465
>>80384483
I NEED to KNOW
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>>80389049
>being 6'1" and not dominating every social situation
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>>80389195
>thinking 6'1" is that tall
might as well be 5'10 lmao
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>tfw asian
>tfw 6'2
>tfw girls are afraid to fuck me because they think i have a huge cock
>tfw i only have a 5 incher actually

;_;;
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>>80389195
It works to my advantage, I seem very magnanimous putting myself in uncomfortable situations. This usually leads to blow jobs during social events.
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>>80389271
>>tfw girls are afraid to fuck me because they think i have a huge cock
Yup, that's the reason. It has nothing to do with the only hairstyle you have being from the 70s.
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>>80384654
>the fun stops after Robin Williams
>everybody taller than 5'7 is unfunny or tryhard as hell

Pottery
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>>80388008
Who is the black chick?
>>
>>80389236
6'1 is juuuust tall enough to reap the benefits of height.
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>>80389236
Nice try manlet but I'm 6'2" and whatever I do I'm always the tallest person by a good margin.
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>>80389375
whatever you say
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>>80389335
i'm actually balding ;_;
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>>80389236
Manlets BTFO
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>>80389305
>being beta usually leads to blow jobs during social events.
Sure it does.
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>>80389422
She makes that bloke look like a midget
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>>80383565

I lost it at esports
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>>80389405
You sound like a 5'10 manlet trying to break your let barrier.
>/v/ posting
I bet you are brown too
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You can actually pinpoint the exact moment Jimmy wants to kill himself
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>>80389578
When will we learn
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>>80382742
>not liking short girls


Nigger, I'm 6 foot tall and even I like short girls.
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>>80389540
>/v/ posting
i dont get it
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>>80385112
That's Cindy Vega. Lots of porn vids.
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>>80389633
Enjoy your manlet offspring.
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>>80386088
Because nothing fits right
t. 6' girl
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>>80383565
I was 5'8" when I was 8 years old kek
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>>80383565

good for you bro. Never been conscious about my height but earlier when I was waiting at the elevator a tall woman with heels kept eyeing on me. I'm pretty good looking with average height (5'7 1/2) and she's quite cute as well, In any other day I would have introduced myself but the fact that she's 5'7 + heels got me spaghetti'ed.

Fucking /fit/ and /tv/, sometimes this manlet meme gets to me. fuck
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>>80389578
Was Jimmy emasculated?
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>>80389578
>not loving the shit out of women taller than you

6'3 and I just want some amazon volleyball player to fuck
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>>80389665
like what?
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>>80389700
>average height
>(5'7 1/2)
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>>80389615
At least he'll never be a manlet
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>>80389700
>average height (5'7 1/2)
>1/2

every fucking time
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>>80382742
does anyone else have fantasies of being 5'5 and fucking a 6'2 giantess but you have the thickest longest cock she has ever seen and now her pussy is ruined forever and only your manlet cock can fill her up the way she needs it to cum hard as fuck?
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>>80389665
>t. 6' girl
you meant 6' t-girl, right?
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>>80389822
I came
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>>80387087
Pretty sure those 2 are dead while Arnold is alive and kicking.
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>ywn be crushed to death while having snu snu with two amazon cheerleaders
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>>80389966
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>>80388000
Other guys can it's gonna look bad for you when they find out and put you on the spot.
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>>80385130
gay
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>>80389966
>this was supposed to make me happy
fucking brutal
>>
>tfw 5' 7
>tfw I've gotten with women who were 5'11 and 6'
>tfw I could've gotten with someone who was 6'2 as well
>tfw the "just be confident" meme isn't actually a meme

Height does matter but it's not everything. Even manlets can get with amazonians if they don't act like insecure faggots.
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>>80389675
fuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
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>>80385205
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>>80390049
>be 6'1"
>taller than motherfucker next to me
>he claims to be 6'1"
I can't tell you how often this happens. Never around girls though.
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>>80390480
she likes the older ladies
i wonder if she forces them to do mommyplay
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>>80389422
>>80389578
>>80389675
>>80389822
hgggggsgggasdgagsdadgggggggggg

where do I find a 6'3 gf
holy fuck
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>>80390646
>Be 6'2'' Measured by doctors on a real scale.
>Sister is slightly taller than me. always been insecure about her height, because she endured teasing about it, and guys don't like tall girls.
>Everytime I say I'm 6'2'' she contests that I'm shorter, because she's supposedly 6'2''.
>Stands next to me to try and prove that I'm shorter.
>Tell her she must 6'2.5'' or 6'3''
>She can't deal with facts, and tries to claim I'm 6'1''.
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>>80390903
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