Who do we cast for this /tv/?

matt Damon as aladdin

>>80381037
>shooting in the UK
the streets in the uk literally look like arabia kek

>>80381125
>YES

>>80381108
Hey faggot dont be sexist

Tylda Swinton as Jafaar

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With Gilbert Godfried as Jafar

>>80381037
sending my resume right now

>>80381037
Priya Rai as Jasmine

>>80381037
Saladin from Kingdom of Heaven as Jafar
The doctor from DS9 as the Sultan

Couldn't care less about the newbies, but 18 to 25 years old is far too old, especially for Jasmine who is meant to be 15.

>>80381037
>Directed by Guy Richie

DROPPED

>>80381310
>meant to be 15

Take it easy Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed

>>80381037
Warwick Davis as Iago, using only make-up and practical effects... For Jafaar, someone strong-shouldered

>>80381125
Perfect

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spray tan

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>>80381037
>must be able to sing

Why change now, Disney?

>>80381371
Kek

>>80381037
My grandmother says I look like an arab so I vote for myself

Omar Sharif as Jasmines father

>>80381037
Robin Williams as the Genie

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>>80381037

>>80382540
perfect :)

>>80381363
I kek'd

just use latin people

they cant be accused of white-washing

Jake Gyllenhaal for Aladdin
Gemma Arterton for Jasmine

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Dear god yes

>>80381893
>>80381898

this hurts

>>80383035
>mandingo as genie

>plane crashes into north tower
>a whole new world starts playing

>>80383304
>kill gays for prince ali

>>80383304
>kamikaze crashes plane on u.s. submarine
>under the sea starts playing

>>80381586
>Jasmine looking like a grandma

LOL.

Idris Elba all roles.

>>80381037
BUT WHO IS GENIE?

Is this gonna be some grimedark aladin with vinnie jones as genie or some shit?
you simply can;t replace williams as genie

>>80383402
UNPOST THIS

>>80381037
nobodies. i hate seeing recognizable faces in movies like these

>>80383819
>Guy Ritchie
Genie's gonna be Jason Statham and you're gonna like it.

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>>80381037
>mfw they're both black

I'm ready for the first black Aladdin and jasmine

>>80383819
My money is on Shaq bringing back the much beloved Shazaam

>>80384136
WE WUZ ARABIAN AND SHIT

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>>80381037
I know he's not middle eastern but he would make such a cool jafar

>>80381037
Dave Patel

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>>80381037
I would bet money that pic related is in the top 5 actors to play genie

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>>80384773

>>80381037
At least they tell you when the designated shooter arrives.