APOLOGISE

This is going to kill him.

how old is this?

Look how low his nipples are, dude's got some seriously stretched out skin.

>>80376135
Try using google

>How you want your nips, Jonah?

I really hope he keeps his weight down this time. This amount of yo yo dieting cannot be good for your heart

>>80376112
Why are his nipples all the way down to his midsection? Does he have that much hanging skin?

>>80376152
fuck you you made the thread you provide info

>>80376135
saturday

>>80376112
Our guy

>>80376112
he should just get gastric bypass surgery

Damn Jonah Hill looks like THAT?

>>80376112
this guy has weight problems, imagine being rich and eating all that yum yum food and having a shiska whore suck you off oy vey

>>80376112
>that weight fluctuation

Is he trying to imitate Christian Bale? That shit's gonna fuck you up in the long term

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>>80376112
how many times are we going to go through this charade jonah?

>>80376151
lmfao

>>80376112
That french chick better watch her fucking back.

>>80376151
>>80376170

hasn't your shirt ever stuck to your chest and you pulled it off of it a little bit and in the process it left little nipple-like marks since it was wet?

I like him more when he is a fat fuck

>>80376112
Nips aside, that's probably the best he'll ever look.
That beard really hides his weird face and ears.
The dude looks pretty good desu

he honestly should lift weights look at how chubby yet skinny he looks at the same time

>>80376112

He won't survive his 50s

Cigs & Cocaine. He eats one meal a day. He is wired constantly. His friends are really worried but he is desperate to land a romantic lead.
I see him around and he is always in SO much makeup. I give him 5 years at this rate. 5 years until his heart packs up.

>>80376112
Ever since that French host BTFO him he's been km suicide watch.
Poor Jonah.

>>80376352
No.

>>80376112

>Going to the gym on white converses and shin height social socks
>shorts with big pockets
>cotton shirt that accentuates your flaccid bitch tits

It's like he never worked out in his entire life

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>be fat ass
>lose weight
>have tits like an 80 year old woman
>still can't take shirt off when at the beach

>>80376351
Honestly it shows that bullying works

>>80376112
>those legs

That looks unhealthy. So did he get liposuction everywhere but in his legs? That's certainly not muscle

Why doesn't he try to get a little bit of muscle? Like he goes from fat to skinny to fat back to skinny. He should try lifting a dumbbell.

>>80376434
chucks are optimal gym shoes and you are there to train not to catwalk DYEL

>>80376544

it does 100%. Its really sad because most bullying actually has positive effects on the human condition

>>80376446
We have surgery for that

>>80376434
Chucks are great shoes for lifting faggot, nice and flat. I prefer Vans tho
kys

>>80376112
>tattoo with a heart
what does it say /tv/ ?

>>80376446
>be fat
>look like shit with and without clothing
>most people subconsciously think of you as a child because you can't control yourself around food
>lose weight
>look like shit without clothes on but can be mostly corrected with light surgery
>people respect you because of the hard work and mental rewiring you put yourself through
>also look good with clothes on
Id rather be a former fatty than a current fatass

>>80376577
The trick is to get buff while you're fat, then get skinny

>>80376618
>I can eat whatever I want and not get fat xD" people

Nice myth

I hope he keeps it off this time

>>80376618
Don't. Our actions have consequences. They did it to themselves.

>>80376112
what the FUCK

DAMN CHLOE LOOKS LIKE THAT??

>>80376112
wHY? thin people are not funny, he's wasting his career away by this

Whats with his proportions?

>>80376673
quite frankly, fuck his career

>he's fat: /tv/ shits on him
>he gets thinner: /tv/ shits on him
>he's fat again: /tv/ shits on him
>he gets thinner again: /tv/ shits on him

give the subwayman a break

>>80376641
I'm 25 and I eat whatever I want and I wish I could gain some weight

>>80376330
>charade
I don't need to that coming from a prolific pedo Selena ((Gomez))

>>80376704
No.

>fitness thread

Time for spazzes to quote shit they read elsewhere and pretend it makes them a fitness expert

what's going to happen when his agent tells him to lard up again for his next movie

>>80376756
Fuck them for making mistakes!

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>be american
>go to the gym
>free pizza
>disregard the pizza, start lifting
>nu-male employee sounds "lunk alarm" because your fitness level is triggering other people

>>80376814
>go to the gym
That's wasn't a gym anon

>>80376112
>socks pulled up


What a basic fucking bitch. When did this shit become in-fashion again?

>>80376612
>Wearing Vans

Are you in fucking highschool? Who the fuck wears this shit?

Running shoes for the gym. Hit the treadmill after lifting.

>>80376756
There's a point in time when you're overeating where you realize you're putting on a few pounds. It's 100% their fault for continuing along that path to the extremes of morbid obesity. Their only regret should be not putting the fucking burger down before they got to the point where they can't even tie their own shoes.

>>80376779
hopefully he's at a point where he can just say "fuck you"
but then again, he is an actor; if it's a choice between health and attention, he'll pick attention

>>80376814
>lunk alarm
the what?

>>80376446
>I don't know how skin works

please hang yourself to spare the rest of us your stupidity

>>80376446
But Jonah has the moneys for the surgery, though.

>>80376112
I'd like to see the face of that stupid french WHORE when she sees this!

>>80376864
why the hate?

>>80376112

Man, that frog chick really got to him, huh?

>>80376733
Drink lots of milk and eat more, you are eating less than you think

>>80376884
Disgusting fatass detected. Jump your gelatinous ass off the nearest high rise building.

>>80376879
He's a faggot who goes to PF, which is the "SJW safe-space" of gyms.

If you vocalize your physical exertion there, they sound an alarm to shame you, because making noises when lifting scares the feminists and trannies.

>>80376912
your health insurance will cover the cost of surgery if you lose enough weight
I mean, those are usually extreme cases but they do

>>80376352

Not once in my life has this happened

>>80376918
It's not hate, it's contempt. Take responsibility for your actions.

>>80376980
okay, why the contempt?

>>80376814
Fuck PF. I hate that place but my fucking gf won't go to a real gym because she's afraid people are watching her. She also won't go by herself, so even this I get to experience.

>>80376151
Yeah, nobody ever tells you about that when you're trying to get fit
Probably because very few people actually go from fat to thin, they usually stay within a few pounds of their weight class for the rest of their lives. Never maxing out more than 20 lbs or so in weight loss

>>80376942
kek that's pretty funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXP6WaVTJpM
just found out about this.

i think most guys that grunt, including myself, aren't doing it to intimidate or impress, it just happens when you lift heavy weights.

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>>80376879
If you grunt too loud of rerack or drop a bar too loudly a fucking alarm goes off

Basically you can't act like a man there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKXjStndpIc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXP6WaVTJpM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiuY-FTZzlc

>>80376999
Take responsibility for your actions

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>>80376577
t. /fit/

>>80377056
>Lifting with your back
See there's the problem. He's not gonna get anywhere doing that.

>>80376879

The lunk alarm is basically a fucking air raid siren they set off in the "gym" when someone makes the smallest amount of noice via physical exertion.

>our gym doesn't judge
>let's make an alarm to stop people from "fitness shaming" the pod of landwhales
>employees have to make a judgement and turn the alarm on to enforce it

Wonder who's logical mind came up with that little living contradiction.

>>80377055
which actions?

>>80376862
>lifting in running shoes
Please don't do this, lifting shoes need to be stable. Bring two pairs if you absolutely have to run afterwards.

>>80376112
if he eats something about 400 calories itll put fat on immediatly.

crash dieting with """""""""exercise"""""""" is quick results but fucks you in the long run...

also you can see the fucking pixels around his face. some PR cunt has used a basic phone app editor.

>>80377023
People are watching her at PF as well: creepers in their 50s who want her nubile butthole

>>80377056
>heavier things

You are suppose to lift to feel better.

>>80377135
Read the previous posts or fuck off.

>>80377136
Barefoot or gtfo.

>>80377141

Tried explaining that to her too. She still doesn't get it.

>>80377160
No, good shoes are better than barefoot, even if barefoot is superior to running shoes.

>>80376112
i saw this picture and my first thought was that he was once a fatass i don't even know who this is and i could tell from the thumbnail how strange

he's a good looking guy. good bone structure. if he gets into shape he could be one of those hollywood heart throb types

>>80376864

I've been fat my whole life.

>>80377144
Which is achieved by lifting heavier things.

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>celebrating some fat fuck's weight loss while ignoring he shouldn't have been that big in the first place

>>80377211
Then you have shitty parents who allowed you to gorge your fatass your entire life.

>>80377211
Have some money saved a doctor picked out, because if you ever decide to lose weight you'll need someone to tighten up your droopy skin

>>80376112
Jesus christ how is this even possible? This just seems way too fast to be safe.

>>80377280

Right so it's not my fault.

>>80377313
They weren't forcing the food down your fat gullet, now where they?

>>80377264
People who decided to change for the better deserve praise.

>>80377297

Yeah looks like I will.

>>80377351
>People who decided to change for the better deserve praise.

Then they deserve shit treatment for being fat.
You can't have it both ways

>>80377341

Well yeah, basically.

>>80377313
Not really, you were new to the world. It's your parents job to teach you about it

>>80377373
>You can't have it both ways

Why not?

>A recent study conducted by researchers at King’s College, London, suggested: “The chance of returning to a normal weight after becoming obese is only one in 210 for men and one in 124 for women over a year.” If the person is severely obese, the chances are even less.

>>80377264
HE'STH STHHOOOOOO BRAAAAAVE

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>>80377264
lmao /pol/ why do you assume everything against you is communism? are you that paranoid that there is a shift of ideology on 4chan? give it a year and this whole board will be socialist/communist. you cant stop it

>>80377384
>basically

So, no, they didn't. Take responsibility for your actions, you fat cunt.

when i see turbo fatties running outdoors or lifting in the gym, i think
>nice, good for her/him. trying to better herself/himself, you go!
because i am a reasonable human being

i shared an apartment with someone who was at least 300 pounds in university, he used to go jogging at 12am before going to bed so he would be alone and it would be dark, so no one could see him, how fucked is that. but he did lose weight at least.

>>80377414
>he thinks Millennials and their uneducated ideals aren't in the process of being utterly written off by all other generations currently on the game board, including Gen Z

Literally no one anywhere likes you. Boomers and X'ers have had load more education and life experience and Z's aren't buying your spergy shit.

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>>80377414
>can't fuck up the country since we lost all political power
>fuck up 4ch instead

liberals i swear

>>80377211
your whole life UP UNTIL TODAY

START LOSING WEIGHT NOW AND THIS WILL CHANGE

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO YOU IN THE PAST IS IRRELEVANT, WHOEVER IS TO BLAME IS IRRELEVANT, SINCE CHANGE HAS TO START WITH YOU NO MATTER WHAT. YOU ARE TO BLAME IF YOU ARE STILL FAT AFTER TODAY

>>80377154
but I'd feel better if you told me
using your words is key in conversation, anon

>>80377484
>Z's aren't buying your spergy shit.
Can confirm

>>80377408
Does this count people who actually tried (and failed), or just all obese men and women.

>>80376446
>be fat
>gain even more weight
>have stretch marks
>can't take shirt off when at the beach

Even if I get /fit/ I'm fucked

>>80377484
Hi Huey! You gotta be 18 to post here, lil guy.

>>80377023
Everyone watches everyone. Is she a fucking idiot? I know chicks that work out at 24 Hour Fitness in the dead of night. Just keep to yourself and end conversation prematurely and no one will fuck with you.

good for him, i like jonah. interested to see how his roles mature as he ages

>>80377484
You're not a millennial? How old are you?

>>80376613
SUBWAY

Damn that Frenchie's comments really got to him holy shit

>>80377432

A child will eat what you put in front of it, by definition it doesn't know about things like nutrition. You're just using simplistic rhetoric as an excuse to make fun of people.

>>80377456
Shame is self hatred. Being shamed is only possible if what people are shaming you for is true.

Based Jonah--while you losers were making subway threads and worshipping slut foreign hosts Jonah was bettering himself.

The good guys always win.

>>80377484
If you're not a millenial you're either a Gen Z (which is acceptable) or in your 40s. If you're posting on 4chan in your 40s I don't know what to say.

>>80376369
FRANCOOOOO

>>80377373
You're right

>>80377604
which is why they try to lose weight, to be happier with their bodies.

>>80377545
Usually they'll turn back to a color close enough to your normal skin.

>>80377633
>it's odd for a 40 year old person to gave leisurely time for internet bullshit because they chose to not have kids or other time sinks

anon plz

>>80377503

i am trying to lose weight, thanks for the encouragement though.

>>80376352
Actually yes, it's called hard nipple syndrome

>>80376112
Why should I?
He's a big guy, he can handle it.

>>80377038
>>80377111
There is no way this is real. Holy shit I'm fucking dying.

finally got through my 4 km without stopping for breaks today, way to go me!

6.45min per km, thinness here i come.

>>80377373
What are you?
The fat authority?
Take a good look in the mirror, bud, and lay off the McDonald's.

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>>80376112
This was taken 2 days later

>>80377765

nice projection fatty
protip: sugar is not a legit condiment

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>>80377038


I thought this was a joke

>>80377744
>my 4 km

how long did it take you?

>>80377788
Funny thing, I hate sweets and sugar.

>>80377834
>Funny thing, I hate sweets and sugar.

Sure you do ;^)

>>80377744
Shit aint gonna work, you have to change your lifestyle
Adding 4 kilometers to your fat life will just give you an excuse to eat more

>>80376112
I'm sorry, youre not funny.

He's rich enough for a skin surgery.

in my experience as an ex-fattie, its usually the already fat people that do most of the shaming. i can't remember an healthy adult actually shaming me, just encouraging me.

i DO remember some of my fat friends having a problem with me trying to lose weight. it was actually one of the biggest obstacles, they made me fee guilty for trying to lose weight. listen to how fucked up that sounds. like crabs in a bucket, or whatever.

>>80377689
>he's over 40 on 4chan

ahahahahaha

>>80377038
>dropping dumbells
>dropping 50 pound dumbells

he'd get thrown the fuck out of my gym, ridiculous

>there are people ITT that rather lifting heavy shit to appeal to bitches than spending that time doing actual useful things like reading a book

Shiggy diggy famalams

>>80377889
>they made me fee guilty for trying to lose weight.

what did they say?

>>80376112
There goes all his funny and screen charisma.

>>80377899
>his life is so fucked he can't seem himself having leisurely time at age 40

i feel bad for you anon

>>80377831
26 minutes
>>80377876
>Shit ain't gonna work
says you ;^)
>you have to change your lifestyle
i have
>Adding 4 kilometers to your fat life will just give you an excuse to eat more
nah i'm tired of being a fat fuck. my main issue was inactivity anyway, my diet wasn't horrendous. cooking is now a hobby basically, no more fatty frozen food and fastfood etc.

>>80377889
This man. It really is only the fat people I know that would be like pissed off that I was losing weight n shit

>>80377899

>He thinks he'll be able to leave

I've gone from 140lbs, to 230, to 200, back up to 215 recently like within 3 years

MAKING ALL KINDS OF GAINS

>>80376112
How many time has he yo-yo'd at this point?

Three?

He's not going to make it past 40.

>>80377911
>lifting heavy shit

You lift to feel better.

>>80376112
Imagine the loose skin...

>>80377900
You ever see someone throw their weights on the ground instead of dropping them? Shits disgusting m80

>>80377038
What happens if you keep on doing it? I'd do it just to keep triggering people then sue them for discrimination.

>>80377913
they were part of this "fat positivity" crowd more or less. reading blogs about how unfair life is when it comes to fat vs thin, and how life shouldn't be about the way you look or what you eat, or whatever. anyway, they got noticeably grumpy when i turned down extra pizza and said i didn't want any. i think they just didn't want to feel like they were losing members of their fatclub which made life easier for them i guess.

>>80377968

4chan is not your blog fuck boi

>>80378032
you can drop heavy dumbells after an incline bench because bringing them down can cause injury, but there's no excuse for throwing light weights on the floor just to make a noise

>>80376112

>Lose weight
>No one will hire you because they want funny fat guy.
>Gain weight to work
>die

>>80377863
Nah, I'm what you call a booze hound.

>>80376135
33

>>80377977
it's some kind of cognitive dissonance.

one the one hand you have people (a lot these days) telling you that looks don't matter, and that your body is your own, you should be happy about who you are instead of defining yourself based on what others see.

but on the other hand is the fact that looks do indeed matter and being fat is unhealthy, mostly to you, but also to your kids etc. as people that look up to you.

some people get confused and angry about this i think.

>>80378087
You don't really have an excuse for dropping them. Either you bring them in to the chest and lower them in a controlled manner from there, or you get a spotter to help you if it's too heavy for that.

>>80378071
just spreading some positivity in these threads, they're usually filled with hate and self-loathing that will get you nowhere.

i assume most people in fat threads are either fat and not doing anything about it or those that are trying to like me.

>>80378229
>the world is full of shit
>spends time trying to bring light to /tv/

priorities kiddo

>>80378174
100% man. When it came to one of my buddies he was mostly just jealous I think cause he tries and fails. So anytime I talked about wanting to keep losing weight or changing he'd get pissed and tell me to shut the fuck up. It's some real weird shit man I'll tell ya that

>>80377545
Losing weight also adds stretch marks
This is another thing normies get wrong, their knowledge of fatness is so minimal yet nobody ever checks them on it
That's because the majority either stay fat or never lose enough to uncover the truth.
Those weight loss/fitness coaches were never fat so they don't know either

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She still wouldn't fuck him.

>>80378174
it's just an excuse for fat and ugly people to le who they le are
but oh boy, if you walk into a courthouse or a job interview without a tie and not cleanly shaven, they look at you like your some kind of turd that slid out of someone's asshole.

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>>80377889
>lose 96lbs
>all my fat friends say i look sick

>>80376112
NICE SOCKS FATTY PULL EM UP HIGHER LMAO

>>80378290
my main priority is losing weight which is going fine and is making my world less shit. spreading positivity in these threads can only be a good thing, strange how anyone would see a problem with that, as if spreading negativity would make more sense.

>>80376636
>>people respect you because of the hard work and mental rewiring you put yourself through
Ehhh. Sometimes but mostly I look down on former fatties.

>>80378386
>lost ~40ish pounds
>thin coworker comments on it, says i look good
>fat coworker says nothing, leaves the room instead
>fat coworker stops messaging me
what did he mean by this?

>>80378483
it's just upset fatties as usual
/tv/ is full of them
who do you think whined and cried about waifu threads so much?

new thread

>>80378385
>>80378385

>>80378448
>my main priority is losing weight
no it's not you liar if it was priority you'd be too busy to dick around online if it was a "priority"
now go back to eating mayo out of the jar like the good piggy you are.

>>80378501
You were his brother, no you're nothing to him.

>>80378483
>yet when someone posts an out of shape chubby woman everyone goes "THICC" and "WOULD"

that's tumblr landwhales, they've been pushing that for a while now, and making the so called "thicc" girls fatter each time

>>80378483
>board full of autists worried about rejection

barrel chested mofo

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>>80378483
>typical ripped chad says he likes fat chicks
>creep his facebook, turns out he's a former fatty

>>80378548
tumblr really is the worst thing to happen to the internet

I guess metformin really works.

>>80378501

You betrayed the fathood

>>80378386
Fuck them, my own family used to tell me this
Sometimes I'll regain some weight in a fit of over indulgence and they actually get happy thinking I'm going to become a lard ball again. I'll lose it and they'll get pissed at me again

>>80378533
anon i did my daily routine, my program is done for the day. i can't hook myself to a treadmill and go 24/7. you talk as if shitposting on /tv/ is your #1 priority in life. maybe it is.

also i never even liked mayo, chocolate however...

>>80378501
You didn't crush enough pizza grease to fill a solar system with him

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>>80376636
>light surgery

Your point is fine whatever, but I cant imagine that having like 70% of your fucking body reupholstered is "light" surgery.

Still good to lose the weight of course but damn that surgery had to be painful and expensive

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>>80377414
lmao /co/ why do you assume everything against you is fascism? are you that paranoid that there is a shift of ideology on 4chan? give it a year and this whole board will be fascist/nationalist. you cant stop it

>>80378639
>anon i did my daily routine

;^) sure you did

>>80378386
when visiting family this christmas i ate less than i used to, and my mom looked at me like i had shot her dog. literally pushed more food on my plate. i'm 24, not 4.

it's a sickness.

/fit/bro here. If you're not physically fit you should legitimately kill yourself

>>80378705
what's that supposed to mean.

let me guess.

you were unable to do your own program to lose weight, you failed and gave up, so now you think everyone else on /tv/ also fails?

how close am i anon.

>>80376733
Youre on the good end of the spectrum. Skinny bros can at least be /fa/. I was 150-170lbs through high school then hit a fucking wall HARD in my late 20's. Im sure youll be good but trust me, being fucking fat is way worse than being skinny.

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>/tv/ You Personal Fucking Facebook Page

>>80378749

;^) never was fat since I had parents that cared about me and never feed me horrible shit. unlike yours that doomed you from the start

>>80376112
the french girl would still mocks him

>>80378838
why do you assume it was my parents? gaining weight was my problem, i was alright when i lived with my parents. i wasn't doomed, since i am getting fitter by the week and feeling much better. doomed are the ones that stay negative on /tv/ every day.

stay doomed

>>80378761
>t. someone who doesn't realize they became fucking fat because they lost meaning in their life and just started drinking and eating shit more often without noticing

Fuck off with your genetics talk, fatty

>>80377514
Repeatedly asking questions in an attempt to steer the debate that they've already lost into a direction that's more in their favor or away from the initial point is not a conversation; they're only trying to set traps for a gotcha moment.

>>80377649
They will never be happy.

>>80378914

HAHAHA
you actually made the conscience effort to pack on the pounds?

oh man that's classic, and it explains so much about you. that's really pathetic anon.

>>80378914
Hey retard, just stop replying to him.

>>80377593
A child will eat until they're full. If you don't get your shit together after the first time you're called fat or are old enough to realize you're fat then that's still your fault.

>>80379007
i didn't make a "conscious effort to pack on pounds" whatever that means, my diet just got worse. i was used to having my mom cook decent meals for me every day, but after moving out and getting a job i started stressing more and started eating pizzas and burgers for dinner, not taking care of myself. but i'm glad i made you laugh anon, in caps no less. you seem like a negative person, maybe you will see the light some day.

>>80376636
>look like shit without clothes on but can be mostly corrected with light surgery

Depends on how much weight was lost. In extreme cases you usually still look pretty awful even after the surgery. And the surgery isn't covered by most healthcare plans either, so it's all out of pocket.

>>80379084
>i didn't make a "conscious effort to pack on pounds" whatever that means, my diet just got worse

you - the fatass - saw the pounds packing on and said "this is ok" and continued to do so until you got so large you had to make a change. pathetic, weak-willed, and just plain ol' sad.

>>80378483
>out of shape

Post an example. Women aren't supposed to look like they just crawled out of Dachau. Men are sexually attracted to women who are thick in the right places: it's feminine. Big difference between a little chubby and morbidly obese.

>>80379164
>this is ok
i didn't say anything about it until i said "i need to lose weight", which i am now doing, successfully. i never "had to", but i chose to. i don't see how that is sad. i don't cry over spilled milk either, i don't see the point.

>>80379029

Not that guy but food with empty calories is less satiating, your instinct will be to eat more than you need in an effort to get enough micronutrients. As for the other stuff a kid whose parents don't know about nutrition aren't going to do a 180 the first time the kid gets bullied, they'll just blame it on the bullies.

>>80376112
>lose weight to get more serious roles
>no one takes him seriously and want to cast him as the funny fat guy
>has to gain weight to get roles
Rinse and repeat.

>>80376166
He just needs to lift and then he can be builtfat for all anyone cares.

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>>80379740
it's probably the middle one

t. former fattie

>>80379740
>in the middle of losing weight myself
>realize i won't have the money for surgery to correct the skin

I knew going in, but it does make it hard to stay motivated. The key is to really just never get fat in the first place.

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Struck a nerve?

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>>80379930
at least it'll be better for your health.

and how bad are we talking.

>>80376135
>BUT MUH MEMES!!

>MY BRAIN CANT PROCESS HOW PEOPLE DONT LOOK EXACTLY LIKE PICS THAT HAVE BEEN POSTED THOUSANDS OF TIMES FOR YEARS!!

Why do jews have such a victim complex? People hate Jonah because he sucks and has absolutely no redeeming qualities. The only reason people could sympathize with him was because they felt sorry for him for being the fat guy who was the butt of every joke. But his personality is abhorrent.

>>80379938
>her twitter is still deactivated
kek

>>80379998
This was a weirdly strong response to that post

>>80379930

Dude it's more important that you lose the weight. I'm in a similar situation but being healthy and living long is the most important part. The cosmetic stuff sucks but don't lose focus.

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>>80379995
>at least it'll be better for your health.

To live a long life alone.

>>80377776
Hiding your Subway in a different bag isn't fooling anyone, jonah.

>>80379938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb3raUCj2wY

>tfw you take the anti-jonah /tv/ memes too seriously

>>80377889
This is accurate.

Misery loves company and damaged people never want to see their compatriots improve themselves.

>>80380065
a long HEALTHY life :) alone

>>80376112
how many times did he lose weight and gained the double after that?

Why do people keep saying he'll die soon?

Can rapid weight loss or weigh gain fuck up your organs or heart or something

>>80377038
holy shit i thought that was meta gym satire like crab legs falcon anvil movie theater stuff

>>80380215
Actually yes, if it happens too frequently too fast. He probably has diabetes now if he didn't before

>>80376112
that irreparable damage to his knees is sad. i hope he stays thin this time.

>>80380215
rapid weight gain is awful. rapid weight loss, not so much i would imagine. i don't rapid is the best way to go though.

>not fat
>never been fat
>eat like shit but still pretty healthy
lmaoing @ ur lives fatties

>>80376112
Based Jonah

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>>80376112
Im sorry slightly more terrifying version of Richard Schiff

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>>80380730

>>80380420
>>eat like shit but still pretty healthy
That's not how it works.
You probably couldn't run even 5km.

>>80378168
Underrated.

He needs to get his genu valgum deformity fixed.

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>this is considered thin in burgerland

He looks great and I bet he feels much happier, I wish you'd all stop making fun of him

>>80377899
desu I'd say the best time to spend on 4chan is when you're over 40 and just waiting to die.

>>80377531
all fatties

>>80380905
i walk all the time and i have no health problems.

are you sure you know what healthy means

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>>80376112
>>80376151
>>80379740

>>80382083
Now change the water bottle to a subway sandwich.

>>80382083
is this achievable natty?

>>80377056

I don't go to /fit/ but that comic's mentality sounds like the perfect fallacy for people with bad health.

Whatever "makes you feel better" (which you won't until you have a regular exercise regimen like most healthy people).

Maybe Jonah is just really good at bulking?

>>80376112
*Riiiiiing
>Hello?
>Hey Jonah is Martin!
>Oh... M-Mr. Scorsese h-how are-
>Haha just Martin you fuck. So listen! After this Netflix shit I'm talking with Leo about a new movie about mobsters set in LA in the 60's
>That sounds nice
>Yeah! And I want you to play the main guy sidekick
>Whoa. Th-thank-
>But listen! I want you fat Jonah! I want you as fat as you can get! The character is a big disgusting bastard. Are you following me?
>Oh..ok. No problem.
>Ok then. My secretary will mail you the details tomorrow morning. Remember Jonah. AS BIG AS A WHALE! Hahaha. See ya.
>Bye

>>80380835
oats brother

>>80376352
That's not what's happening bro. Those are his real nipples.

>>80377038
millennials were a mistake

>>80377899
>hes on 4chan past 40
>hes a weeb vidya gamer past 18
>he lifts heavy objects just to lift heavier objects later
>he reads stories instead of making life experiences
>he doesnt get laid
>his life revolves around having sex

The saying 'stop liking what I don't like' is effective specifically because ad hominem is one of the weaker fallacies. In this example it is a bit more sad because he actually does like what you like (4chan), but you have self imposed some half life on your own hobby, either due to ypur interests being shallow or fickle, or simply you are too young to understand REALLY the passing of time, aging etc. Forums (the ancient kind) were used almost exclusively by adult males, why would the modern version be for 16-21 year old only?

Before you attack me, note I am only saying this to help strengthen your future arguements. Most people see right through attacking character, won't find it witty ("haha he is just like my favorite joss whedon character, so fuh knee"), and will most likely de ide to not waste any time investment talking to you.

T. 27 year old old guy.

>>80376112
Is it for a role or something? he looks fucking weird at that weight

although I think he'll look better as he gets older, like in his 40s

>>80382958
You care too much about winning this 'argument'

>>80383020
You don't care enough, just like with the rest of your life.

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>>80383076
Probably true

He has to do a reverse Christian Bale and bulk up and get muscular for some kind of Michael Bay fitness movie.

>>80379303
He's fucking autistic. Just ignore him.

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>>80376112
Dam Jonah HIll looks like that???!

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>>80380959
>genu valgum deformity
IN ENGLISH, DOC!

>>80376112
that's not where normal nipples are supposed to be

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>>80384726
>yfw Jonah messed with supernatural forces trying to revive his career and failed, costing him his arm and leg

>>80376112
>>80376112
k, not gonna lie, that's pretty good.

>>80384845
If you're rich as fuck and working in show biz getting a personal trainer isn't that much of an achievement. The sad part is that his image relies on him being fat, he won't be able to pull a Krasinski and go from average to jacked and play in action movies. Not only because of his image but because he's too much of a crybaby.

>>80376351
what did she say?

dubs he is the new batman

>>80384841
Gate of Truth is nothing to fuck with

>>80384841
Full Subway Fat Faggot or Full Fat Subwayist?

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>>80376112

Thjs picture is Jonah in his 2016 movie War Dogs.

Nigga looks a million dollars in Op pic, good for him.

Ya bunch of crabs in a bucket fatties.

>>80384726

lol what a cuck manlet

>>80377092
>how to out oneself as a faggot

>>80376369
5 years, I wonder if I'll be around for the sticky.

>>80376351
She's marked for death

>tfw only 4 weeks since I decided to go to the gym, 3x a week
>eat better, but not a drastic diet change, still drink beer, etc
>obvious difference

You guys told me this shit was hard.

>>80376112
His legs look like Lieutenant Dan's

>>80376351
>inb4 he goes back to France looking like one of those bearded Navy Seal types and months later they're married

THE ULTIMATE COMEBACK

>>80378454
Yeah but who do you look down upon more, a fatass or someone who stopped being fat?

>>80378062
That's funny and depressing at the same time

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>>80386063

>>80385975
Full Subway "Actor"

>>80376112
he is still a 5'7 manlet

>>80376112
thanks /tv/ bro I was looking for motivation to get off my couch.
Will I get to tone my body if I start running with c25k app?

>looking over this thread
>fat people want others to stay fat
This society is so wrong
Fucks sake

>>80377899
>that won't be me g-guys
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>80377899
give it time

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>>80377038
>mfw it's real
BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA kill me AHAHAHAHAHA

>>80382175
Only a six inch though

>>80386009
>crabs in a bucket
ain't we all

>>80387510
I'm a human.

>>80387560
That's exactly what a crab would say...

How the fuck does he do it?

Even with Hollywood dieticians, that's some good sport.

>>80387655
water weight

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>>80384726
Give him a salami eye patch

[Punished Jonah]

>>80384799
Knock knees.

>>80376577
Dude fucked up his year of hard work bulking.

>>80386009
>A botta bing, a botta boom, ya hear me?

Was this all because of what that French woman said?

>>80376112
http://www.isjonahhillfat.com

>>80377776
underrated

also someone shoop subway bags into his hands

>>80377414
The fuck are you talking about you triggered faggot?