>nothing can't breach it >I am in

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>>80372374

>we need 2 years to get to the Mordor
>you have one

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>throw the ring in the fire Isildur
...
>and you other ring

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Why didn't Gandalf just make the ring dissappear with a magic trick?

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>Well the Eagles you see...
>folds the paper and pierces it with a pen
>they work like this

>Aragorn and Legolas discuss plan in Elvish
>Gimli: IN ENGLISH PLEASE!
>audience laughs

>This Sauron guy is a ghost. Squeaky clean record, not even a parking ticket. It's like he didn't even exist until the Third Age.

>and my ax!
>holds out Axe body spray deodorant
>Elrond laughs so hard he falls out of his chair

>you have my sword
>and my bow
>and my axe!
>frodo walks alone to mordor with three weapons that are too fucking big for him
tolkien is a hack

>>80372466
top kek

>you're a hotshot, Aragorn, and it's time to reign you in, or the council is gonna have my ass! Greenleafski, take his badge and sword

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>Wait! Zoom in on that culvert.
>Okay rotate it 130° and enhance
>Now bring him down, Legolas

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Mfw this whole fucking thread

>>80372466
Isildur is so smuk

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>>80372466

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>eagle scene
>into the west starts playing

>>80372806
Top jej

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>Just 2 more months away from retirement

>>80372466
I don't get it

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>Record scratch
>Freeze frame
>Yeah that's me, Maura Labingi
>I bet you're wondering how I got into this mess, well it's a long story

>>80373486

Replace ring with "gun", does it make sense now?

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>>80372466

This is the funniest thing I've read in months.

>>80373564
I-is like some dumb cop thriller

>>80373629

Yup.

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>Pippin, Guard of the Citadel here. I have Gandalf breathing down my neck and the Steward bustin' my balls. I've got 24 hours to get results or I have to turn in my tunic

>>80372518

anyone in a spoonfeeding mood please explain this one?

>>80373425

>the missus already picked us out a small house near the Sea of Rhun

>>80372466
lmao

>>80373721
Event Horizon reference. The guy uses paper and pen to elucidate traveling through a wormhole.

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>Strider? Haven't heard that name in years...

>>80373721
the "folds the paper and pierces it with a pen" trick is often used to explain wormhole theory in sci-fi

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>>80372518

>>80373748
>Event Horizon
and the billion others

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>>80373752

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>>80373394

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>>80372466

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>Boromir rides into screen
>30 seconds of cheering and clapping

>>80374626
>90s sitcom font and music
>Starring Hank R. Lawson
>As
>Boromir

>>80374626
>Boromir punches the Jukebox
>Horn of Gondor starts playing

>it's a "Ranger of the North gets transferred to Ithilien and needs to work together with his southern partner"-episode

>>80373748
>Event Horizon

And Interstellar and literally every other movie that's even slightly related to wormholes

>Gandalf puts hat on
>its full of Grog
>shouts
>TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
>Perry snickering in the corner
>looks at camera and shrugs

>>80374825
>it ain't me

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>>80374857
>Sam and Frodo are flown off Mount Doom on the eagles
>It ain't me starts playing.

>gandalf is struck by the balrog and falls
>mutters its time for plan b
>what is plan b?
>run!

always a good laugh

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>movie starts
>frodo, pale and encased in shelob webbing
>"i bet you're wondering how I ended up like this"

Is this thread about placing cliche dialogues from other movies in place of brilliant ones from lotr and somehow that makes it funny?

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>>80374626
>>80374727
This thread is cracking me up

>>80375035
You knew that was already posted faggot

>>80373534

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>did I ever tell you about Radagast The Brown Frodo?
>he had a sleigh pulled by rabbits and styled his hair with pidgeon-shit
>he was a good friend

>>80373860
There was only one Event Horizon movie, you idiot.

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>"Now we truly are Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring™

almost fell out of my chair when this happend, so epic

>>80375129
>Gandalf sees Balrog
>I'm too old for this shit

Why did Sauron, the Balrog and Sauronman not make an alliance? They were all evil angels.

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>>80375126
Fuck, and he did it better than me, too.

>>80372806
>>80372733
We're going way too far and I love it.

>eagles fly into scene with flight of the valkyries playing
>Gandalf: i love the smell of eagle shit in the morning

>>80375160
>So, we're some kind of Fellowship of the ring?

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>>80375129
>now THIS is podracing

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>>80375230

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>>80372466
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE JOKE

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>"In the name of the Middle earth senate, you are under arrest, Sauron"
>"Are you threatening me?"
>"The senate will decide your faith"
>"I am the senate"
>"Not Yet"
>"Its War of the Ring then!"
>"AUUUUUUOOORGHH"

I dont know.. just felt so cliché
I understand why they put it in the extended edition

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did anyone else find the sex scene with Sam and Frodo unnecessarily graphic? especially with gollum watching from behind the rocks. I don't know why they have to force romance into every film.

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>>80375363
>"Don't lose your head over it!"

Glad they left that out of the theatrical release

>>80375403
you're not getting this thread, get the fuck out

>>80375403
Didnt think of it that much. my neurons was still trying to cope gollums description of dimensions by poking a hole through a folded paper..

really out of place

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>It's gone, it's done
>I don't like your methods, Mr. Frodo. But GOD DAMN you get results, here's your badge and gun. Welcome back.

>>80373748
>>80373860
>>80374778

Is this a movie meme or do theoretical physicists agree that if a worm hole existed it would be a sphere?

>>80375498
>It's gone, it's done
>All my taxes are filed

Bravo Hackson

>>80375520
Show me a massive gravity well that isn't spherical.

>>80372374
>My name is Eomir, I'm from Rohan and I say kill 'em all!

>Boromir?
>Get your own mir!

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>>80375771

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>Maiar immunity
>It's just been revoked!

>>80375520
Well It's essentially a black hole, which do exist and are spherical, so I'm guessing that's a yes

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>Aragorn, Legolas, my office. Now!
>Helm's Deep is in ruins, Minas Tirith is under siege
>Give me one damn reason why I shouldn't fire you right now
>Good job by the way

>Eomer?
>I hardly knew 'er!

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>>80374727
holy shit

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>we's are nots so differents bagginses and us precious

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>>80372374
>nothing can't breach it
>nothing can't
>can't
boy you fucked up bad

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>Don't do it Mr. Frodo! If you kill him, then you'll be just as evil as he is!

>>80376108
Nah that's just how Amerisharts talk

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>Don't die on me, please!

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>Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul
>in english Gandalf!

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>>80376165
from my point of view the fellowship is evil

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>"Damn it Frodo I have Sauron army breathing down my neck!"

>>80376165
Sam wasn't evil. What are you talking about?

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>What's the plan B Aragorn
>RUN

this thread is hella epic
mind if I repost on r/movies?

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>>80372466
bravo

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>>80376307
put me in the screencap

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>I'm getting you a new partner!
>You know I work best alone!
>this is Gimli

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>Be careful not to CHOKE on your aspirations, Gandalf the Grey

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>HEY. I'M TRYING TO EAT HERE!

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>>80376237
>"The Doors of Durin, Lord of Moria. Speak, friend, and enter."
>"in english Wiz!"
>"Say the password and enter"

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>Boarded? By you and whose army?
>This army.

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>Is this... Canada?

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>>80372374
>Activate it

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>>80372466

>>80376179
Seriously, nothing bothers me more than when people say "I could care less." It's retarded. Do people make that mistake in the UK/SA/AUS/NZ too?

>>80376108
I'd breach that ass if you know what I mean

>>80376765
i've heard brits say it.

writing "could of" is worse imo.

>>80376564
Wouldn't they all be dead since the ghosts are running through them?

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>*in broken Elvish accent* DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH!?
>AYE NO DWARF CAN UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!

>>80376872
are you some kind of fucking ghost expert?

>>80376811
Almost forgot about that one; they're both equally terrible. It's scary that people from the best universities in English countries do this. I've met people from Harvard, Stanford, Yale, Cambridge and Oxford who all make those mistakes consistently.

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>You fool. No man can kill me. Die now.
>I AM NO MAN!

>>80376959
"Aswell" is annoying too

>>80377007
Come on dude
that couldnt had been in the movies

>>80372466
nice

>>80376959
The point of language is to convey meaning. On a very technical level, they're wrong, but there is no real confusion when someone says that.

>>80372374
Got rings I'll do anything for you.

You can't breach it, NO you can't breach it. No you can't breach that.

https://youtu.be/cV2EUUF47Ms

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>crashing this fellbeast
>with no survivors!

>>80376235
>stay away from the light Boromir!
>crowd laughs hysterically

I found it very untasteful

>Face it Mr. Frodo, we're lost. I can't get a signal

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>Gangway!

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Can you perform the Dutch Sandwich, master Hobbit?

>>80376959
>>80377035
"alot"

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>this is all the footage we have from that night, 12:11 am mordor time
>hold it, whats that right there
>ok here...pan to the left....
>there, stop right there
>near the the mountains, do you see that?
>can we zoom in??
>ok........now enhance
>there it is boys, we got 'em
>*grabs cowl, books it out the door

>>80375288
[glass breaks]

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Look out belloooowwwwwwwww!

meme kino

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>we could let HER do it.
>yes. She could do it.
>yes, precious, she could... And then we takes it once they're dead!
>...
>they're right behinds me aren't they?

remember that literal cliche scene from The Two Towers when they ask the gang to hand over their weapons and they give them a stream of swords/daggers

>Norman can kill me

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>>80378952
>not geronimo

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>>80372466
>>80373486
>>80373564
>>80373629
>>80373668
I still don't get it. Seems unfunny.

>>80379623
watch more movies.

>>80375160
the fucking hobbits are like half the size of the men, this has to be some kind of movie magic

>>80379623
leave this board retard

>>80379660
I'll let you in on a secret, the men in the back are standing on midget shoulders thats why they look so tall

>>80375873
underrated

>>80379623
you seem autistic, fuck off

>>80374727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1oj7QS91xI
?

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>I've always wanted to do that!

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>>80372374
dubs will breach it

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>>80380366
checkem

>>80379781
I think he may be in the right place, actually.

>>80372466
Heh

>>80379843
This is legitimately fucking terrible.

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>What do you mean 'I didn't bring it', I thought we agreed you would bring the ring
>no you were supposed to bring the ring

>>80377196
How rad were the fellbeasts tho

>>80372806

Best one.

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>dammit, gimli! What the hell were you thinking, pulling a stunt like that! You could've gotten both of us killed!

>But I didn't, did I?

>>80380523
nah he/you should find a pedothread and stay out of the funny and creative threads

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>Leave Sauron to me.

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FOOL NO MAN CAN OUT DUBS ME

>>80379660
In this particular scene the hobbits are just standing on their knees. In other scenes they used stunt doubles or false perspective.

Watch LotR Appendices.

>it's a lotr thread

top comfy desu sempai.

>>80380990
I
AM
NO
MAN

>>80381100
impressive
truely impressive

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>>80380990
I AM NO MAN

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>>80380609

>>80380366
shit

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>Oh wow, I didn't think it'd be this big!

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>"Gandalf, you know how to ride this horse?"
>"Ride it? I built it!"

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>"guys, looks like we're going to Minas Tirith"
>"MINAS THIRIT BABY YEAH"
>The Return of the King Soundtrack-03-Minas Tirith starts playing
>cut to helicopter shot of the strip

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>nasty hobittses
>no they are good
>no, we take them to Her, she'll take care of them
>...
>they're behind me, aren't they?

>>80372466
Fucking gold.

>>80372988
Underrated.

Shit thread

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>This foe is beyond any of you… Time for Plan B
>What's Plan B?
>...RUN!

>>80376620
>Mr. Frodo...
>we aren't in kansas anymore

>>80382199

>What happens in Barad-Dur stays in Barad-Dur

>>80380990
Ummmmm, did you just assume my gender????

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CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU GOT YOURSELF CAUGHT!
WAHT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?

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CRASHING THIS HORDE ...

WITH NO SURVIVORS!

>>80376944
KeK

>>80375233
>We must destroy the lord of the rings. The fellowship of the ring must not fail.

I think they could've been a little more subtle with that but that's just me

>>80380609
Kek

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>tfw you will never live in shire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pGaz_qN0cw

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>To stand against the might of Sauron AND Saruman, and the union of the Lord of the Rings:The Two Towers

jesus

>>80381533
Kekk