You thought you could fool THE WORLDS GREATEST DETECTIVE?!

>>80366927

>world's greatest detective
>spends 2/3 of a movie getting tricked by Jesse Eisenberg doing a parody of Michael Cera

That warehouse beatdown was pretty sweet though.

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>>80366927
i don't normally care for Afleck but he's the perfect batman

>>80366998
>not getting the reference

i agree with the warehouse beatdown tho

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>>80366927
what's he detecting in superman's dick?

>>80367042
yeah i liked him. i actually dont think BVS is as bad as everyone made out and im a girl

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>Lois Lane does more detective work in BvS than fucking BATMAN does

>>80367070
ironically i just watched a youtube video which referenced this, how strange.

>>80367070
Snyder probably owns this DVD

>>80367119
fucking TOP KEK. i bet snyder would have made this version if he had the chance

>>80367082
agreed
i liked it

>>80367153
did you see the extended cut?

>>80367088
>having to choose between based affleck and based evans
i'll take both to go

>>80367182
yes
frankly i like Snyder's movies and style
except for sucker punch mostly

>>80367211
mmmmm ditto.

>>80367219
same. sucker punch was shit. i liked MOS too. needed more naked superman tho.

>>80367274
>MOS
i rewatched and it's good

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>>80367070
now THIS is my kinda thread!

so what did zack snyder mean by this, bro's?

>>80367070
my goodness they didnt even try with that superman, he looks like a cheap mexican hombre.

>>80366927
TELL THAT TO ZOD'S SNAPPED NECK

>>80367042
>perfect batman
>lets his emotions dictate his actions (batman would never do this)
>kills (batman would never do this)
>literally a fucking retard when it comes to being a detective (batman would never- well, you know the rest...

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>>80367717
YES! SOMEONE GOT THE REFERENCE

here, have a pussy

>>80367768
It was fucking great how hard Stuckmann tried to act like he was just goofing around after people ripped into it.

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>>80367687

>>80367801
ikr did you see the video where he was telling everyone he should be grateful as he has a wonderful wife, his own channel and how he saved many people from comitting suicide?

he was clearly trying to convince himself of all this kek

dont forget it only took him 20 minutes

>10/10 Batman casting
>12/10 Superman casting
>0/10 Wonder Woman casting

What the fuck

>>80367835
this would be hotter if superman wasnt some skinny beaner but hey, i'll be generous and fap anyway. im so good to you faggots you really dont deserve me

>>80367857
tell me about it bro it was like they mixed it up with pirates of the carribbean.

>>80367845
That was so pathetic, clearly he thought he'd written some masterpiece and Warner Bros would be calling any day, then everyone shit on it and he desperately tries to save face by saying "I have a wife and I save people's lives! Fuck you!"

>>80367927
he even says in the video his scripts are going through hollywood casting agent, like kek

unless those agent are gay porn studios i doubt it. he shit his pants and gushed like an idiot when russel crowe retweeted him, must have thought it was his beginning on the road to stardom

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is this really the guy you could picture being an oscar winning director?

>>80366927
What, you mean Detective Chimp? Or the world-famous Elongated Man? You don't seriously think *you're* the greatest detective in New Earth do you?

>>80366927
more like the world's murderest detective, am I right, ladies?

>>80366927
because of his short neck his mind and body can communicate almost perfectly to deliver maximum impact upon unsuspecting offenders

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>World's greatest detective

Is that what he tells himself.to feel better for.not having superpowers?

I bet L is a better detrctive

>>80370640
L is cute.

>>80370640
if he was so smart why did he die?

>>80367042
Seriously? Am I the only one who thinks he looks fucking derp and hilarious? Or have all of you lowered your standards so far that anything that isn't completely retarded is great?

>>80367042
Maybe, but he looks like a goofball in that suit.

>>80367119
Snyder ghost-directed that DVD.

>>80370656
L is an empirical man and operates on a empirical level. He got fucked only because Light sacrificed half his lifespan to see his name.