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do any famous actors have a birthday today?
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>>80366290
The girl who played Effy on Skins, I guess.
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>>80366393
hmmm anyone else?
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>>80366290
>>80366597
http://www.bornglorious.com/birthday/?ct=world&pd=today
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>17
why do they have to grow up bros....
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>>80366794
;________;
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>>80366794
>tfw I already knew it was her birthday
>tfw I knew from the OP that this was a stealth Jordyn thread
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>>80366905
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>>80367352
>that is literally her face when being hit on by adult men
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>>80367371
>"you wear too much makeup i bet you would look better without it"
that's how you do it
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>>80367450
>"you wear too much clothing i bet you would look better without it"
Now THAT'S how you do it.
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>"i know i work in a gas station but i'm moving onto bigger and better things and i want you to be there with me. i want to put one in you and make your belly fat"
that's how you do it
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>>80367528
>Jordyn will never be the mother of your children
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>>80367547
>jordyn's tiny belly will never become huge as a result of your seed
>she will never waddle into the kitchen to make breakfast barefoot for you while softly petting her belly
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>>80367790
Do you think she would be a good wife and mother?
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>>80367840
ya i think so, she's really thirsty for a fulfilling relationship and supportive man
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>>80368043
I don't think she's mature enough to get married and start a family, but I'd love to be by her side and help her grow as a person. I'm sure I'd become a better person in the process.
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>>80368096
women's brains stop growing at puberty, after that the only thing they want to grow is their womb
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>>80368197
It's not so much about her brain, it's just about maturity. You never stop becoming more mature (hopefully). I think JoJo needs to mature a little more before she gets married, but I'd sure like to be there for when she's ready.
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>>80368244
i don't think jordyn can cook, not like chloe at least
jordyn seems like she would need constant attention and nurturing
chloe seems the most mature and self sufficient
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>>80368354
Maybe if JJ met the right guy, she would want to become a submissive, loving housewife for him. She would strive to do the best she could, and would of course be loved like crazy in return.
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>>80366290
yeet!
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>>80368354
is that game good? after Shadowrun i've lost all faith in crowd-funded games. :(
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>>80368376
that's very sweet, maybe she would dance for you everyday and teach your daughter some moves
>>80368446
i'm not playing it was a fan of chloe who renamed all the characters, i-i forget his name
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It is my birthday. Does that count? I got an A in my GCSE practical drama
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>>80368754
you will fail in life
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>>80369312
>implying I haven't already
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