>"will you hold still, please?" wat do, /tv/?

Run away.

>haha f-for you!

>>80363771

AM I BEING DETAINED?

>>80363771
>no, but I'll hold this!
and then I whip out my weener

What is that haircut called?

Dude you can just have the car, I've got 50 parking tickets going on it.

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Heads and I don't have to hold still

>>80363825
Caesar salad and poached eggs

>>80363771
Block his path.

>>80363771
Dance off friendo, you and me.

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>>80363771
Back away and try to put the car between myself and chigurh, run for cover.

I doubt I could overpower him but I might be able to conc him out with a rock from high ground.

I'd teleport behind him.

>>80363771
The only thing you can do at this point is swat his hand and kick him. Try to jump back into the car and lock the door before he can recover (which will take less than 2 seconds). Then if you still have the keys in your hand start up and drive away. Chigurh will probably get in the cop car and chase you and try to run you off the road but at least you'll be on more even ground with him at that point.

>>80363798
underrated

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non

Take a step back and shoot him with my CCW.

>>80363825
ugly

360 away